008. The most tragic Shura field in history, God knows if there is one (2)

Just when Quan Le was trying his best to help his good brother, and at the same time, when Kyoko, a senior CP fan, was already making up for it on his own, the key, an important prop for today's good show, came out from under the flower pot again to brush up his sense of existence.

"Sister Ran Ran, give me a hand! Er Ya jumped too hard, I can't hold it!" Gao Xiaoqing complained weakly, the dog leash in her left hand was slightly tightened, but the corresponding right hand couldn't exert her strength, and as soon as she slackened a little, a husky ran away like a child.

"Two stupid, two stupid, come back quickly!" Gao Xiaoqing's voice was the same as a screaming chicken, seeing that Erha was gone, he scolded viciously in a low voice, "If I catch you back, I will send you directly to cut off your children and grandchildren"!

Wu Ran just opened the door of the villa, turned his head and glanced at Gao Xiaoqing, and did not hide his boredom, "It's difficult for people to be stupid." I have a dog leash in one hand and a key in the other, where can I take care of you? Don't be stunned there, why don't you get the second fool back soon!"

Gao Xiaoqing pursed her lips, but a hint of a smirk appeared on her face, "Sister Ran Ran, don't worry." People will go right away. Let's lead the two flowers into the house first. ”

Wu Ran shook his head, didn't reply, pushed the door of the villa to the maximum, and watched impatiently as a giant Alaskan slowly twisted round ass beside him moved into the house step by step.

"Erya, come home with me. Gao Xiaoqing followed, took the remaining Samoyed in his hand and cautiously entered the house, then breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head and immediately went out to find Erha.

As soon as he returned to his familiar home, Er Ya and Erhua immediately put away the image of a lady in front of the person, and started a duet in the dog world. The treble is loud and agitated, and the bass is sad and sad, but everyone who hears it can't help but shake their heads and roll up their sleeves, clapping their hands and admiring while lighting a fire to prepare for a dog meat feast.

With this kind of battle, it is completely impossible not to lead Quan Lezheng and his wife down from the second floor.

Quan Le was frowning, and when he saw Wu Ran's face coldly, the horror in his heart was really comparable to the sensory stimulation of a person watching the midnight bell at three o'clock in the middle of the night.

"I'm afraid of something, the good one doesn't work, the bad one tries all the best! Or I'll try to go out and set up a stall to tell my fortune." Quan Lezheng's expression was a little stiff, and he didn't speak yet, but he first raised his head and then glanced at the second floor, "As long as Li Feng's objects are really lifted by this older husband, as long as she can help my brother eliminate the doubts about sexual orientation, I will die, and it will be more important than Mount Tai!"

Wu Ran stared at the man and woman in front of him, was silent for five minutes, raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, and as soon as he spoke, his gentle voice could directly induce unprecedented type 3 diabetes.

"Just... Zhengzheng ......"

"Heh... Hehe......" Quan Lezheng subconsciously checked the change in his wife's expression, and found that the amplitude of Kyoko's expression at the moment was not as large as when he saw Li Feng's support card just now, smacking his mouth, and he didn't know whether he should cry or laugh.

Wu Ran took two steps forward, his body was certain, and he cast a familiar look at Quan Lezheng.

Quan Le was grinning, and the villain in his head pointed at Wu Ran with a wry smile: "Come on, please start your performance!"

Sure enough, as the best graduate of the Drama Academy, and as an experienced Zhenchang mythical beast among star-chasing fans, Wu Ran lived up to expectations and came up with a palace-level first-class performance, entered the state in three seconds, and immediately brought an epic storm cry to Quan Lezheng and chattered like Xianglin's sister-in-law.

"Zhengzheng, you are so ruthless! Back then, how could you leave behind tens of millions of fans and quit the circle when you said you would quit the circle? Do you know how hurt our fans are? Do you know how hard we waited for you?"

"Zhengzheng, are you coming back? Your 'Zhengzheng Army' is still looking forward to your new album and start a tour!"

"Although you have abused me thousands of times, I still treat you like my first love!"

"After so many years, I have never changed my affection for you!"

Quan Lezheng even began to sweat on the tip of his nose. "According to what she said, I will take jujube pills. No, don't think about surprise dates, I have to call Sister Gu and ask her to come and save the scene!"

Thinking so, Quan Le was like a cerebral thrombosis, and began to tremble and reach for his mobile phone in his trouser pocket.

"Zhengzheng, who is this woman?"

Kyoko was not in a hurry, bowed forward, and responded with a smile: "Hello, I'm his wife." ”

A bolt from the blue!

Wu Ran made a look of holding his chest, and the granular floating powder on his face was scattered like his own heart that was broken into slag, and he couldn't pick it up.

"Zhengzheng, this woman is not worthy of you. ”

Hehe, you deserve it?

"Zhengzheng, our Zhengjun is known for being a rational Buddha, no matter what, since you have made a decision, we still support you unconditionally. ”

Buddha: If you are a star-chaser with your true feelings, I am the one who should be Buddha!

"But no one can have you to yourself, Masan. Your steps can't be stumped by worldly emotions, and your talent can't be buried by your parents!"

"Please come back to the public's sight, the boudoir army can't be leaderless. At least you release a new song to express your apologies for turning your back on us. ”

Wu Ran's inner OS: The knot is over, what else can I do? It doesn't matter, sooner or later I will leave, if I'm lucky, maybe I can still be widowed, hehe.

Quan Lezheng was a little powerless to vomit in his heart, and the only reason he had left was divided into two, half of which forcibly pulled his facial muscles, so that his smirk could not disappear instantly, and the other half tied his tongue with his life, so as not to lose his identity in an instant.

"If it weren't for the fact that you are Sister Gu's cousin, Lao Tzu destroyed you humanely when he saw you for the first time?"

"Aunt Ran Ran, may I ask if you are my brother's 'Zhengjun Army' soldier or my family's 'Jujube Forest' fruit farmer?

Quan Le was looking at the door of the villa, and suddenly felt that it was not his brother Xiao Lizao who was slowly approaching, but the savior who was shining with Buddha light on the top of his head and behind his head, and he was born every step of the way!

"Jujube ......" Quan Lezheng finally relaxed the muscles that had been tense on his back, and stepped forward to hug Xiao Lizao, but unfortunately the two-legged one could not run the four-legged one, and before he leaned over, he saw two black shadows flashing - Erya and Erhua saw their master, and immediately pounced to kiss and hug and hold them high, and the speed was so fast that there was a double shadow.

Quan Lezheng saw that he was falling again, and he couldn't hold it and almost cried.

"Didn't I tell you on the phone that I wasn't at home today? Why did I bring the dogs here? My words are not as good as Gu's mother, right? What is my home to you? You have to pay for the public toilets on the street!" Xiao Lizao snorted, his eyes were like ice ballast on a cold day.

"Either leave the dog and you roll, or take the dog and roll together." It's up to you to do it yourself. ”

Wu Ran's face turned pale for a while, and he bit his lip at a loss: Why are you so angry? Okay, don't you still call me an aunt?

"Brother, why are you here too?Did you make an appointment with your family for a private meal?" Xiao Lizao kept patting the heads of the two big dogs as if playing drums, and glanced at Quan Lezheng, but he couldn't stop drifting to the second floor.

"I'll bring your sister-in-law here ......"

Before Quan Le finished speaking, he heard a bel canto singing high note from Kyoko behind him, soaring into the sky, piercing the sky, "Oh, too... It's so handsome!What should I do?What should I do?I'm so handsome...... Is this beauty real?"

Quan Lezheng really felt that his whole person was not good: I must have lost my mind to choose to come here today! I must have lost my mind to bring my wife to visit my brother!

I don't know why, but now Quan Lezheng only has one line in his head, and it's like a repeater over and over again.

"Da Lang, take the medicine. ”

Very good, green grassland, green and environmentally friendly.

At this time, Jiang Zimu was running into the villa area out of breath, trotting while scrutinizing the strange text message he received on his mobile phone an hour ago.

"Lock the door on the second floor and don't make a sound, and don't panic when you hear a dog barking. There's no one in the pretending house, so I'll go back right away. ”

Although the number is not recognized, the signature at the end of the text message is still very dazzling - Xiao Lizao.

"Dogs, where did you get a dog?"

"Wait, where did that 'very arrogant' get my mobile phone number?"

At the moment, Jiang Zimu was a little weak-hearted, looking left and right and running quickly for a while, as soon as his head was straight, he saw a shiny and shiny Erha snorting and sticking out his tongue and running towards him, and behind it was a little girl who stepped on twelve centimeters of thick heels and ran in the same posture as the farmer's uncle planting rice. Well, it should be a little girl, although the makeup is a little ...... It's hard to put into words.

"Forehead ......" Jiang Zimu was nailed to the spot, and the kitten's eyes and bones turned around twice, thinking: This Wang in front of me should be, maybe, my feet...... It's probably not the one mentioned in Xiao Li's early message, right?

"Woo~~~" This Erha, who is named Erha, is indeed a veritable stupid. Seeing Jiang Zimu in front of him, he didn't know how to slow down, so he rushed straight forward without turning or dodging.

Jiang Zimu was not slow to react, a "magic of love turned in circles", and bet on the basic ballet skills that he had practiced since he was a child, and instantly came to a whip turn - he kicked his legs, and happened to stop the second fool.

The second fool was a little confused, and his four hooves rubbed the ground to brake suddenly, and his throat howled so that Jiang Zimu's ears were bloodshot.

"What are you doing? Look carefully!" Looking at Jiang Zimu opposite, whose appearance and temperament were N levels higher than himself, Gao Xiaoqing felt that his heart was even more panicked.

Jiang Zimu looked at Gao Xiaoqing, who had been foolish for more than ten minutes, his neck was slightly crooked, and he stared as if he was looking at an alien, "Dear, if you talk like that, I have every reason to suspect that this Erha porcelain just now was organized and premeditated." ”

"How do you speak?" Gao Xiaoqing had been walked by a dog for most of the day, and his mentality was a little broken, but now he was so agitated by Jiang Zimu, the whole person was like a fighting, and his hair dyed red stood up in a radial shape like a fire snake.

"Big dogs don't have a leash?" Jiang Zimu sneered, "You're really playing with fire." ”

"You don't want me to be in my hands, I have to be able to reach it, huh?"

Jiang Zimu looked back at Erha, who was lying beside him with an innocent face, and then looked at Gao Xiaoqing, who was blushing and thick-necked a few steps away, and couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Second fool, come here!" Gao Xiaoqing gave Jiang Zimu a roll of his eyes unabashedly, stood on his palm and fanned the wind next to his ear, and followed with a sharp voice, "If you are disobedient, see if I don't secretly sell you to Yulin!"

As soon as he heard Yulin, the second fool leaned at the plane's ears, turned around and glared at Gao Xiaoqing, and his throat and eyes rumbled. However, the fierce god was evil for only half a minute, and he didn't know if it was a sudden short circuit in his brain or Leng Buding was possessed by the soul of the big golden retriever, so he got up stupidly, wagging his tail at Jiang Zimu, and at the same time he took a few steps closer to the dog leash in his mouth, thinking about letting Jiang Zimu hold him.

"Hey, I'm tired. Gao Xiaoqing's self-esteem was instantly injured, and he felt that his grandmother didn't love his uncle and his uncle was miserable enough, and now even a dog turned out with his elbow.

"An unfamiliar dog, a white-eyed wolf with no conscience. ”

Jiang Zimu subconsciously stepped forward and patted the second fool's fluffy head, took the dog leash, and handed it to Gao Xiaoqing thinking about doing a good job every day, but he didn't expect that as soon as he held the rope in his hand, the whole person was dragged all the way forward like a kite.

"Big brother, I have something to say! Which of us is going to walk whom?" Jiang Zimu didn't react for a while, and almost staggered and ran for two or three minutes, until the second fool dragged himself to the door of a familiar villa willfully, until he saw that the main entrance of the villa was wide open and the key was casually placed on the side of the shoe cabinet, Jiang Zimu felt a chill down his spine, not only understood the true meaning of Xiao Lizao's text message, but also finally realized what a real "dog leash" was.