007. The most tragic Shura field in history, God knows if there is one (1)

Jiang Zimu and Xiao Li got along quietly for two days in the morning, and slowly sorted out the life trajectory of this top idol when he was squatting at home - get up on time at six o'clock every morning, wait for breakfast at eight o'clock, clean the door at ten o'clock, feed lunch and dinner by a team of professional breeders at one o'clock in the afternoon and half past six in the evening, train with the assistance of a fitness coach at nine o'clock in the evening, and go to bed on time at zero o'clock.

In the rest of the time, Xiao Li was either practicing dance, composing music and writing lyrics, not playing the guitar, or beating the drums.

Early in the morning of the fourth day, Xiao Li had breakfast early, and came to say bye to Jiang Zimu.

"You're going out?"

As soon as he saw the baseball cap, black mask, and sunglasses, which were professional configurations that could compete with Brother Xiao Ma when he wore them, Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders and wanted to laugh a little.

"Why don't you just hold up a sign and write 'I'm a star' in four big words. Why do you want to cover up this whole play? Your dress is tantamount to telling the onlookers -- yes, I'm a star, what are you looking at, shoot me!"

Jiang Zimu pouted as he thought.

Xiao Li had already pressed the brim of his baseball cap down further, swag, tilted his head, and responded: "I want to enter the company today to talk about something, and after we talk, I will train with the backup dance team in the practice room." I said hello to the nutritionist, they won't come during the day today, Aunt Xiang's words, because there is something at home, Gu's mother changed the cleaning time to the afternoon. Anyway, she only cleaned the first floor, as long as you don't make any more big battles, she won't come upstairs. ”

The excited expression on Jiang Zimu's face had reached the point where he could clearly get his eyes at eight hundred degrees of myopia standing ten meters away.

"You're honest here, do you hear?"

"Uh-huh. Jiang Zimu nodded reverently, patted his chest and packed the ticket, "I swear by the reputation of my honest and reliable little Langjun." ”

Xiao Lizao's chin was raised, and the corner of his lips was hooked, "Hehe, I believe that you are evil." ”

Sure enough, Xiao Li drove out of the villa area earlier, and Jiang Zimu contacted Gu Suixin on the back foot, and said pitifully that his pet had not been fed for almost a week, so he couldn't rest assured, so he begged Gu Suixin to give him a half-day vacation.

Gu Suixin was not an unreasonable person, so he explained a few words to Jiang Zimu and asked her to go back before Xiao Lizao.

"Sister Gu, I also want to come back early, but I don't have the key! Even if I come back early, I still have to go through the gang by waiting at the door of the villa. Jiang Zimu wrinkled his little face, squatting in the entrance with his cheeks propped up, and he had a headache as soon as he raised his eyes and saw the door. She is not a person who has never seen the world, and she is really familiar with this kind of triple safety door that either opens the biometric characteristics of the head of the household or requires a password key.

Gu Suixin seemed to have calculated that Jiang Zimu wanted to mention this matter.

Jiang Zimu's voice was about to fall, and before his mouth was closed, he had already heard Gu Suixin say slowly: "The electronic lock of that villa is relatively sensitive, and fingerprints will be difficult to identify from time to time. In addition, the person of jujube has relatively thick nerves, and he loves to lose everything when he goes out. After suffering several losses, now when he goes out, he will casually leave the key under the flower pot at the door. ”

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he smiled, hurriedly opened the door, and took a look at it, there was indeed a row of flower pots outside, and there were all kinds of plants inside, including lipstick spider plants, small begonias, Australian pines, pine-leaved zebras, etc.

"Today on Sunday, count from left to right in the direction of the door, the seventh pot. ”

Jiang Zimu moved in a snakeskin, jumped over, and searched according to the map, where can he not find the reason.

"The password isβ€”β€”β€”β€”1-3-D-I-A-N. ”

"Oh. Jiang Zimu put the letters together and thought, okay, this "thirteen-point" passcode is just a pickup pickup.

"Thank you, Sister Gu. ”

Gu Suixin hung up the phone and sighed deeply, she knew in her heart that big chickens don't eat fine rice, Jiang Zimu worked hard for so long to get in touch with her, and she would never be greedy for just a million dollars. So no matter what, there's no need to worry that she will abscond with the money and never return. Having said that, Gu Suixin's eyelids couldn't stop beating, and he faintly felt that today was not an auspicious day for the zodiac.

If there were ifs in this world, Xiao Li would have said: If time goes back and I am killed, I won't go out today!

Gu Suixin will say: If I go back in time, I won't answer Jiang Zimu's call if I gamble on the dignity of my top agent in China Entertainment!

Jiang Zimu would say: If I had gone back in time, I would have swallowed the key at that time!

If the key can speak: If you go back in time, can you not add so much drama to me?

Yes, just after Jiang Zimu found out the exact point of Xiao Li's early hidden key, he didn't know which tendon was wrong for a while, and after a while, he honestly stuffed the key back into its original position like a cerebral infarction.

"It's safer to be here than to carry it with you. "As a logical genius, Jiang Zimu has a great talent for convincing himself to make bad decisions.

At tea time that day, the key lurking under the flower pot was finally revealed. But the key said: It's a pity, the hand that is holding me now is not lukewarm at all, not a girl, rough and sloppy, and it doesn't take my user experience into account at all.

"My honey, is this really Xiao Li-Zao's villa? really, really the Asian idol with the largest number of fans and the highest reputation in the world, Xiao Li? Zao?" The girl has chestnut big waves, and her Chinese speaking voice is soft and glutinous, very exotic.

Quan Le Zhengda stood on the edge of the villa door, first sighed on his fingers, then made a cross on his chest, pressed the password without hesitation, and then shook the electronic key, and with a crisp sound, the door really opened.

"Wife, if this wasn't my brother's house, would I be able to open the door?"

Quan Le Zheng pressed his big hand on Kyoko's neck, leaned down and sent a sweet kiss, then took a few steps back, and put the key in place again.

β€œLet’s go get it!” After speaking, he put his arm around Kyoko's small waist and walked into the house side by side.

As soon as she entered the room, Kyoko's fan attributes were instantly exposed, her hands were fist-clasped, and she stood in front of her, her marble-like eyes turned back and forth, left and right.

The huge photo of Xiao Lizao on the wall, the photo of Xiao Lizao casually placed on the table, and the teddy bear with the same costume of Xiao Lizao's concert piled up in the corner are one heart crit after another for Kyoko, just a glance, the body of the girl powder can instantly soften into heated cheese, while awaiting the mouth of the daze, while letting thousands of butterflies fly out of the stomach.

Seeing this, Quan Le shrugged his shoulders in a Western style, skillfully took out his cigarette, stood aside and swallowed the clouds and spitted out the fog, and raised his voice from time to time to shout Xiao Lizao's name, quite a kind of old boy who came to the door to seek revenge.

Unsurprisingly, he yelled for a long time, and there was no response.

Quan Le was turning his head and calling his wife softly, only to find out that his wife didn't know where to go for a long time, where was there anyone else in the living room except himself?

At this time, it is impossible for a man not to be aggrieved.

"I think back then, jujube became popular in the entertainment industry with the name of 'Quanle Zheng second'?" Quan Lezheng secretly competed in his heart, and his fingers pinching the cigarette butt were even harder. Nine years ago, Sister Gu also asked me to help me adapt to it with dates for a year, at that time, the two of us were a temporary combination, but is it good to be the king of pop music in the entire entertainment industry?

Quan Lezheng's fragmented thoughts are not empty or self-contained. The baton ceremony of the first brother of China Entertainment did take place at the only concert between Quanle Zheng and Xiao Lizao eight years ago, and this historic scene was also hyped up by newspaper headlines and online media back then, and was jokingly called "Inheritance of the Throne" by fans.

Among the artists Gu Suixin has brought with him, Xiao Lizao is indeed the one with the highest talent, but the star chasing scene is the most peaceful, the fans are the most Buddhist, and he will only be thumbs up every time he mentions it, but there is always only Quan Lezheng - Dugu, who showed off his brain at the peak of his career, waved his sleeves and said that he would immediately disappear without a trace. It can be seen that the high-risk extreme profession of an artist is completely against the current, and if you don't advance, you will retreat, and if you want to maintain your reputation, the smartest way is to retreat bravely from the rapids, leaving the most beautiful and decisive back to the public when standing at the highest peak.

Quan Le was taking a long breath of relief, pouting and sucking the cigarette to the end. Raised his eyebrows at the large photo of Xiao Lizao on the wall, and made a fixed-point action on the crotch, regardless of the amplitude or strength, he still killed all beings in seconds as many years ago.

Quan Le was inexplicably hooking the corner of his lips, smiling evilly, thinking about the past in his mind, and suddenly listened to a scream from his little wife, cutting through the sky.

Quan Lezheng's body tightened, and he jumped to the second floor in the direction from which the voice came, and when he looked closely, he saw Kyoko trembling his shoulders and covering his mouth, panicking, and slowly retreating step by step.

"Sweetheart, what's wrong?" Quan Le rushed to Kyoko's side in a hurry, and while checking carefully, for fear that his wife would have some accidental damage, he subconsciously glanced at the room Kyoko had just entered. It doesn't matter if you look at it, Quan Lezheng was also so scared that the soles of his feet slipped, and he almost sat on the ground.

"It's... It's all ...... What?" "As the emperor of the entertainment industry, although Quan Lezheng is not in the rivers and lakes, he has not been able to isolate the bombardment of entertainment news at all, so what does Li Feng, who has just become popular recently, look like, Quan Lezheng will not know.

"The kid with the jujube is really ...... Forehead...... It's hard to put into words. ”

Quan Lezheng's first reaction is also very interesting.

Kyoko covered her mouth, she could only make a whining sound from her throat, looking at the room full of Li Feng's support, she, who loved to drink matcha and knock CP when she had nothing to do, was so excited that she couldn't hold herself and died on the spot.

Yes, what else in this world would be happier than seeing the male god in your heart kick the cabinet door with a straight ball? What else would be more exciting than being smashed on the head by a CP real hammer?

"Wife...... Listen to me, the ...... about dates on the Internet It's all rumors!" Quan Lezheng didn't particularly understand Kyoko's look that seemed to be crying and laughing. The only thing he could think of at the moment was to defend his dignity as a straight man of steel immediately.

"Wife, no matter what, back then, I really didn't know...... You believe me, I don't know anything about it!

Kyoko waved her hand, her eyes were full of tears, she rushed over and gave Quan Lezheng a deep kiss, and said word by word: "My honey, don't speak." Please let me be alone for a while. ”

Quan Le was a little dumbfounded, and scratched his head helplessly: Women are really inexplicable animals! After saying it in his heart, he raised his eyebrows and met his eyes with Li Feng's humanoid standing card in the room, "Oh my God, what a sin, I still left a lip print on the standing card!"

Quan Le was looking at the front and back, and in his limited cognition, he was trying to find a legitimate reason for the scene in front of him.

"Maybe jujube is really Li Feng's fan brother?"

"No, no, it's hard for others to say, someone as narcissistic as Xiao Lizao will never have an idol other than himself. ”

"Perhaps, jujube is using these things to motivate himself, so that he will not be compared to Li Feng?"

Quan Lezheng shook his head again: If he is so narcissistic, even if he really regards Li Feng as an opponent, he will only silently increase the difficulty of training, do his best, and it is impossible to make such a nonsensical play.

"Otherwise, Zaozi has a secret girlfriend, and my brother and sister are still Li Feng's diehards?" As soon as this thought came out, Quan Lezheng wanted to laugh - Zaozi's day-to-day personality, is there really a woman who can stand him? Even if there is, with his domineering self-esteem, can he stand his own women like other stars?

"After all, it is very rare to have a mature (forbearance) mature (person) male (god) sex (turtle) like me, who is as magnanimous as me and has a big mind like the sea. ”

Quan Lezheng sighed, looked at his wife's flushed girlish attitude, and really felt that now there should be an exclusive old song BGM to set off the atmosphere - "If This Is Not Love".

"Well, most likely...... It's the ...... from Sister Gu's family" Thinking of that person, Quan Lezheng's distant terrifying memory was awakened, and his scalp couldn't help but start tingling. "That's not right, that older husband has only been chasing the artist brought by Sister Gu, when did he give up the near and far and start chasing Li Feng? Even if she is thankful that she really made Li Feng a fan, I am afraid that I don't dare to put these things in the jujube house. ”

Quan Lezheng pouted, racking his brains to come up with the last and least impactful explanation: Wife, we maybe, really in the wrong place - this is not my jujube villa at all, well, this should be just an idle property of a rich woman who is willing to climb the wall and chase stars with her strength! Well, it must be so! If not, I am afraid that my three views will not be able to be saved!