102. The Trick of Issuing Good Guy Cards (2)

Jiang Zimu ran to the entrance with a smoke, and he didn't even dare to open the cat's eyes, only put his ears on the door, cautiously like carrying several live rabbits.

"5001......! Open the door!"

Call~~~

This voice not only helped Jiang Zimu recognize that the voice outside the door was real, but also further confirmed 100% that this uninvited guest was Xiao Lizao.

Let's go!

Jiang Zimu opened the door in despair, and in the face of that handsome face without suspense, he coldly said, "Get in, close the door!"

Xiao Da Idol didn't feel disappointed at all, happily brought the door, and put the canvas bag on the coffee table in the living room, and then slammed it straight into the sofa.

Hehe, this is not treating yourself as an outsider at all?

"Dear, first of all, can you always have a sense of morality? What time is it, and you are still making noise?"

The harmonious neighborly relationship that the old lady has been running for many years is about to be ruined in your wail, okay?

"That...... Right... I'm sorry. ”

Xiao Lizao lowered his head slightly, like a child who knew that he had done something wrong, raised his hand and touched his earlobe, and said sincerely: "It's really me who is wrong this time." ”

"I'm really happy that the six games on the Asian Tour are finally over. ”

"After half a year of busy work and two months of running around, I can finally be completely liberated from this matter. I feel very relaxed, as if I can fly by jumping on tiptoe. ”

"The strings that have been tense in my head have finally relaxed, and it is inevitable that I will be a little inflated, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I must pay attention next time. ”

Jiang Zimu tilted his head, "Don't, Daddy, if you have any dispatch next time, tell me directly, the little one will roll over, and he won't work for you." ”

Xiao Li pursed his mouth and decided to listen to Jiang Zimu's words literally, as for the sound outside the strings, yes? I don't know!

"However, your building, the sound insulation effect is good, last time...... Last ......"

Jiang Zimu hugged his arm to his chest, his nostrils suddenly expanded uncontrollably, his mouth pulled, and he yawned unabashedly: You also know that my apartment has been tested for a long time?

"That...... It's been a long time since I've seen you, Lady Goddess, are you okay?"

"That's right...... Your family's... Divine Beast ...... You're pretty good, aren't you?"

Trembled.

The four famous screamed happily with Xinzi: "Roar, brothers, look, the young man who was so scared by us that he hit the wall has cued us again."

Hehe, although he is dyed with purple hair and combed into a wolf's head, the makeup is also angular and sharp, and the momentum of thousands of troops and horses still can't hide your Xiao Da Aidou's timid and mouse-like characteristics.

The real iron-blooded man (weird)!

Jiang Zimu was too lazy to take care of it, wiped the "sleepy tears" that flowed to the corners of his mouth, calmly turned his face towards the room where the snake was raised, and nodded his head in disgust.

"That's good, hehe, that's good. ”

Xiao Da Aidou paused, secretly raised his hand to his chest, and waited for his heart to calm down a little, and then pitifully picked his eyes to peek at Jiang Zimu's reaction.

"Huh...... Goddess, don't always have a black face. ”

"Everything should be on the bright side, and the psychology should be a little sunny. ”

"Look, this time I'm here, and I'm already fully familiar with the security of your community. ”

"That buddy, I just put down the car window, and before I could speak, he gave me a thumbs up in a very chic way, no nonsense, just let me go!"

"Clams?"

"You showed your face?"

"Are you stupid for me?"

Xiao Li was already angry, "My face is not leaking, I am careful along the way, I wear the mask and hat neatly, and I don't take it off until I get to the door." ”

Tasting Jiang Zimu's expression, Xiao Li didn't understand her apprehension.

"Goddess, don't worry. The third trip is over, and I almost know where there is a camera in your community, so there will be no problem. ”

"Cut, look at what you can with!" Jiang Zimu shook his head in disgust.

"No way, professional needs, isn't it?"

"You didn't show your face, why did the security guy let him go without asking?"

"Because, even though I wear a mask, my Pagani doesn't. ”

Hehe, it's the same one last time.

As the saying goes, once born and twice cooked, this grade of car has to be unforgettable at first sight for any boy, right?

"So, I've come to you three times, and I've already got along with the security guy in the community. With multiple friends and multiple roads, you can't be happy for me?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes were closed, and his brain was like an overloaded decoder, looking for and filtering expletives over and over again.

"You have always had all roads leading to Rome, but you didn't take advantage of the dark night and high wind to come and pit me. Mr. Xiao is afraid that if he is not bent on following my path, he must let me have no way out?"

Big brother, be kind and be a person.

As soon as Xiao Da Idol heard this, he pursed his lips, raised his hand and pinched a few straight hairs covered with hairspray, crying and chirping, soft and glutinous, "Goddess, didn't I admit that I was wrong." ”

"I really know it's wrong, I must notify you in advance next time, and I won't make any loud noises after that, okay?"

Although not innocent, the baby is wronged. Look at my cute little expression, you have a little bit of that in your heart, just come and comfort me.

In the face of such a sincere attitude of admitting mistakes, the key is a man with an innocent and sincere expression and handsome facial features, who can harden his heart and continue to blame?

Well......

Jiang Zimu can.

"It's definitely a good thing that you can always know what is wrong. But you know that you have to change your mistakes!"

The four eyes were paired, Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip lightly, and his voice was inexplicably a little cold, "What are you looking at?"

"Don't look at me with such a miserable expression!"

"Don't look at me with such grim eyes!"

"Tsk...... This... Forehead...... Wet eyes don't make it either!"

"Forget it, forget it. Jiang Zimu raised his hand to cover his face, and suddenly had some bad premonitions in his heart, the corners of his lips drooped, and he hurriedly stepped aside.

"To get back to the point, now that your tour around the world is over, why don't you stay at home, rest and make up for sleep?"

ran to the old lady without removing the stage makeup, is the bed unable to keep you, or the seal of the quilt expires?

Speaking of this, Jiang Zimu was sleepy again, shrugged his shoulders and leaned his neck, and yawned deeply and long.

The eviction order conveyed by body language is already quietly placed here.

"Oh, oh. ”

Xiao Lizao nodded honestly, watching Jiang Zimu walk aside, seemingly unintentionally distancing himself from him.

This Han Han secretly became more energetic, so he had to twist his neck unrelentingly, lie sideways on the back of the sofa, and continue to pursue with inexplicable eyes.

"I ...... I'm also sleepy and tired, don't you want to find a bed to sleep on? But, as soon as the final scene is over, my legs are like not my own, it ...... It's out of control......"

Xiao Lizao: What brought me here was a pair of long legs, and what drove me here was a Pagani, and the door was opened by a honey voice, and the door was opened by a face.

So, in the final analysis, the fault lies only in two words - "money" and "face". And it is precisely these two words that are combined together, in most women's dictionaries, can be translated without reason - "I forgive all your sins"!

Jiang Zimu had already seen through the sentence in the depths of Xiao Da idol's soul, "I know I was wrong, I dare next time", sighed, and the long one could be directly entered into the Guinness Book of Records.

"Yes, yes. Let's be honest, you don't rest by yourself, and you came here so that I can't rest, why the hell?"

Xiao Lizao's deer blinked seven or eight times, pursed his lips, and his answer was simply laughable.

"Eat!"

Clams?

"As you said, when the Asian Tour is over, you'll cook for me yourself. ”

Jiang Zimu Jing collapsed, rolled his eyes, and replied angrily: "Please do the schedule management, dear!"

"We're going to make an appointment in three days, and it's lunch, okay?"

Xiao Da Idol narrowed his eyes into two rainbow bridges, and the bridge of his nose was squeezed out of a few shallow wrinkles by a smile.

"It's okay, I can eat two. ”

Jiang Zimu: Roll the calf, is this the point?

"Goddess, I'm miserable. ”

"In tonight's concert, I only ate two slices of low-fat meal replacement bread before going on stage, and then I sang hard for two hours, and then returned for half an hour......"

Well, the miserable shockwave continues to be released.

"I really...... Tired and hungry...... Hunger and cold......"

"Are you really going to let it go and watch my gastroenteritis come back?"

Jiang Zimu waved his hand to detachment, "Don't buckle such a big hat." ”

"I've been busy these days, and I'm running out of ingredients in the fridge. ”

When Xiao Da Idol heard this, his eyes darkened, and he pitifully put his big hand on his chest, "Hey... Ouch~~~ Stomach ...... My stomach is already starting to hurt. ”

"You don't feel sorry for me. ”

"Humph!"

"I feel sorry for a wool!" Jiang Zimu can smash people to death with a pair of big white eyes, "Your own job, where is my turn to feel distressed." ”

The old lady has been busy with the simultaneous interpretation for so long today, and she is almost bald and tired to cerebral infarction, okay?

In this world, who lives easily, and who doesn't make money hard?

"I knew it was my job, so I didn't complain no matter what. ”

"And I don't need the distress of the fans, because it's really unnecessary. Xiao Lizao sighed, his voice suddenly a little hoarse, "But...... You... Aren't you different? ”

"Yes...... What's the difference......" The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth jumped, and he walked quickly to the kitchen, muttering as he walked, "Oh, by the way, it's different, I'm a kind of person who is going to be expelled from the fan list by Jujube Forest, and I don't even have the qualifications to be your old fan." ”

Hey, the curtain opened a little early, and the old lady's script hasn't been written yet!

Forget it, try to avoid the stubble of "poisonous apples" and not mention it, and let's get through the current catastrophe first.

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu trotted back to the living room again, and shouted viciously at Xiao Da idol, "There is only pasta, do you want to eat it?"

"Good duck!"

Looking at Xiao Lizao's smile, Jiang Zimu pouted, "The calories are not low." ”

"It's okay, the Asian Tour is over, I need to indulge and eat some carbs. ”

"Do you want any other ingredients? I still have a few tomatoes in the fridge. ”

"Less beef, a little more tender. Add more tomatoes and thicken the soup. ”

"By the way, no onions, thanks. ”

"Good yo guest. We also have caviar biscuits, tortellini, duck breast carpaccio, buffalo mozzarella and durian-flavoured macarons. ”

"No kidding. ”

Jiang Zimu: "You first treated me as a white fat man selling tires!"