063. Even if I die, I won't buy scalpers (1)
Early the next morning, Xiao Lizao held a large Mengqiqi and woke up from his dream sweetly. Rubbing his eyes, waking up, pursing his lips and smiling, I felt that the quality of sleep last night couldn't be higher.
Rinse your mouth and pat your face with cold water, Xiao Da Idol is wearing Derek Rose's solid-color split silk pajamas, holding "419 Bed Partner" Meng Qiqi under one arm, and the other hand is on his waist and hips, holding his messy hair and two dumb hairs striving for the top, and slowly and leisurely out of the guest room.
I saw Xiao Li earlier, Jiang Zimu was wearing an apron in the kitchen, staring at the pumpkin paste in the blender with one eye, the omelet and ham in the oil pan with the other, holding a wooden spatula in one hand and pressing the juicer with the other.
"Warmly welcome Boss Xiao to inspect and guide the work. Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao, and felt that the old cadre-style pajamas collided with his own Meng Qiqi with a different kind of spark.
"Hmm," Xiao Li pressed his stupid hair down, then put his hand on the newly grown verdant stubble, blinked, and looked at his breakfast.
"Goddess, it's so early. ”
"Don't you still have to be busy rehearsing?" "Eat early, get out early."
Xiao Lizao puffed out his cheeks and swept in the direction of the floor-to-ceiling window, "The rain has stopped?"
"Not yet, but the wind is light, and it doesn't flash anymore. ”
"Oh, I'm not training today, I'm not in a hurry. ”
Jiang Zimu flew out with a white eye, feeling that the sound of broken hope was simply deafening. Cheer up, pack the pumpkin puree and fruit and vegetable juice, put it on the table, and then fly to the table and sit down, sandwiching the omelette and ham in the middle of the jam-slathered bread.
Xiao Li smiled and put Meng Qiqi next to him, and carefully used a napkin as a bib for the little guy, picked up the juice cup, and let the fluffy bed partner with courtesy, and then took a sip himself, and glanced at the living room with a slightly weak probe.
After seeing the TV set that was still wrapped like glutinous rice chicken, Xiao Da Idol spoke in a warm tone, "Goddess, you will definitely come to the first show of my tour in Nanshi, right?"
When Jiang Zimu heard this, his heart and liver trembled inexplicably, and he pursed his lips, and he had no confidence in agreeing.
Ding Dingding has been talking about this tour for a long time. But helplessly, he couldn't grab tickets for the first show online, and the transportation and accommodation fees for other venues were too high, and in the face of the irreconcilable contradiction between Xiao Lizao's global fan base and the number of tour shows & venue size, Ding Dingding could only sigh and consider himself unlucky.
As a good sister, Jiang Zimu was anxious about what his best friend was anxious about, so as soon as he got the free ticket, he decided to transfer the ticket to Ding Dingding. First, it can satisfy her long-cherished wish to listen to the idol scene at a very close distance, and secondly, I hope to make up for her small loss caused by Da Afu's return to China.
Seeing that there are less than ten days left before the concert, even if Jiang Zimu is forced to make a ruthless high price, I am afraid that there will be no reliable scalper tickets at this time. What's more, for Jiang Zimu, scalper tickets are impossible to buy, and it is impossible to buy them in this life!
Jiang Zimu has never understood how anyone is willing to cut down on food and clothing, eat steamed buns and pickles, just to save a few months of pocket money to listen to an idol concert. Compared with the sky-high expenses and huge physical exertion, even if you grab the front row of the infield or occupy the pit, you can see the true body of the idol clearly, and you can shake hands, it is also a blood loss for Jiang Zimu, not to mention the kind of grandstand ticket that is far out of space.
Think about it with your heels, a top idol like Xiao Lizao who dominates the Asian entertainment industry and can also eat on the table in the global pop music scene, if you buy the top of the side stand, it will be okay if you are washed by the sisters in front and back with spittle, the most maddening thing is the kind of strong drama support that howls to internal bleeding and cries until liver cirrhosis, plus the glow stick flash that shakes the blind dog's eyes, a chase down, deafness and blindness belong to the basic setting.
Xiao Li saw that Jiang Zimu was eating absent-mindedly, and suddenly had some bad premonitions in his heart, raised his eyebrows, and asked again, "You will definitely come?"
"Huh?"
"Hmm...... Well. ”
What else can I do? Let's turn this page perfunctorily.
"I'm just a little ...... It's a little scary. Jiang Zimu wiped the corners of his mouth, and his voice was very low, "Your rule, isn't there always five special seats for relatives and friends in every concert?"
"Your family's die-hard and jujube rides are blooming everywhere, how can you not recognize Sister Gu? plus Brother Zheng, a retired idol with such a strong roots, and Xiao Nuonuo, the popular king of the draft, if someone sees me sitting next to them with an unremarkable face...... In the future, I may have to disguise myself when I go out of the community to buy fried chicken. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu put the sandwich on the plate, rubbed his hands, and grabbed the mobile phone on the side, "Let me go to a certain treasure first to see if I can get a few low-key and simple 'face kinis' in advance." ”
Xiao Lizao's body shook and he almost bit his tongue.
"It's strange that the kind of thing that looks like a robber when you put it on, and it can be low-key!"
"Everyone can sit next to my brother calmly and elegantly, so you can't learn from others?"
Jiang Zimu turned his head away, ignored it lazily, shot a look over, and said, "Don't say such stupid and nonsensical stupid things in the future." ”
Xiao Lizao's face was a little dark, he wrinkled his brows, and whispered to make amends, "Anla, my concert, everyone's focus is on me." Even if someone is too idle to dig your bottom, when the time comes, they will say that you are Kyoko's country cousin, otherwise, it is a distant relative of Gu's mother, otherwise, well...... Let's just say that you are possessed by the European Emperor, and you are a lucky fan who was pre-drawn. ”
Jiang Zimu: Hehe.
The two exchanged glances with their own hearts, and there was nothing else to say for a while.
For this implicit love chasing tug of war that anyone with a discerning eye can understand, to say that Jiang Zimu is unconscious, it is really an insult to the IQ and EQ of the ace Xueba. However, in view of Xiao Lizao's appearance and popularity, Jiang Zimu will use complex methods to try to analyze Xiao Lizao's behavioral motives, and finally come to the conclusion with a high probability that "fishing law enforcement" or "professional habits" are not two "not... It's just a negative conclusion of one of the two.
Because no one has pierced a layer of window paper, the two of them each expressed their thoughts about each other awkwardly in a way that they thought they understood.
Xiao Lizao: Ye's affection for you has been obvious, okay? Are you a pig?
Jiang Zimu: My "rejection" is already written on my face, I don't think you are a pig!
Xiao Lizao: You seem to be saying no, but you are so handsome, are you blind?
Jiang Zimu: There is no perfect man in the world who is handsome, rich and blind.
Xiao Lizao: Ye knows that you are not blind, so you must be a pig. It's okay to react slowly, it's okay to test deliberately, keep up the good work.
Jiang Zimu: You are neither blind nor a pig, but you let a goddess of Miss Dou's level come to me with a hot face and a cold ass, if it weren't for ill intentions, there would be a ghost. The old lady will not fall for your beauty trick!
Logic: Please two just talk about it and then fight, don't tie me up to engage in these unsolvable brain-burning reasoning!
"So, you're going to show up that day, aren't you?"
Jiang Zimu took a big bite of the sandwich, and replied again with a vague look in his throat, and seeing that Xiao Lizao still didn't give up, he turned his head to look at each other, puffed out his cheeks and nodded viciously.
Seeing this, Xiao Li took a long breath, thinking about the interactive arrangement of the concert, and was inexplicably a little excited.
After breakfast, Jiang Zimu felt that it was really embarrassing to stare at Xiao Lizao, so he explained, and simply started the self-examination and finishing work of the translation in advance. Xiao Li didn't feel neglected, he honestly followed the Meng Qiqi doll to the study, didn't talk much, put his butt on the recliner, quietly recuperated, and by the way, peeked at Jiang Zimu at a rate of thirty times every ten minutes.
Although there was a distance apart, I don't know why, Xiao Li had already seen the two small brown moles side by side on the tip of Jiang Zimu's nose, the five ear piercings looming on the earlobes and ear drums, the three hairs that naturally turned red in the dense black hair, and the toenail polish that changed from lemon yellow to cherry red.
Xiao Li raised Erlang's legs early, pillowed one arm under his head and neck, and put the hairy Meng Qiqi on his lap, and suddenly added a warm emotional scene of "family of three" to himself. Sighing, I feel that the years are quiet, and that's it.
Jiang Zimu was immersed in his work, and simply adopted a free-range strategy for Xiao Da Aidou - as long as you don't speak, love what's the matter. After being busy for an hour or two, when he got up and moved his legs and feet, he glanced at Xiao Lizao's stupid FU whispering to the doll, and Jiang Zimu just gave a sentence of MDZZ heartily, and then continued to press his head into the manuscript and couldn't pull it out.
When Gu Suixin appeared, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.
As soon as Jiang Zimu saw her, he was as excited as a long-lost mother and daughter, serving tea and pouring water, and Zhang Luo was holding a simple lunch, asking about the rain, talking about the road conditions, and from time to time he cast a burning and expectant look at Gu Suixin, and almost blurted out directly, "Take your bear child away".
Gu Suixin didn't say it, but it was like a mirror in her heart, originally Xiao Li had already told her that she was going to come to Jiang Zimu's house last night, and she was a little apprehensive, not because she was afraid that her cub would do something out of the ordinary, but mainly because she was worried that Jiang Zimu would hurt her self-esteem at this juncture on the eve of the tour. But now, seeing Xiao Lizao slumped on the sofa with a sand sculpture on his face, playing with a bunch of dolls, Gu Suixin's hidden worries were dispelled.
"Zimu, I'm sorry for your trouble. Gu Suixin took a sip of the frozen top oolong, "How is it, how are you doing lately?"
Jiang Zimu responded politely, probably said the translation work he was busy with, glanced at Xiao Lizao, and whispered tentatively, "Fortunately, the dates came to bring me food yesterday, these days are busy, and the refrigerator at home is empty." ”
"His tour started right away, and time wasn't enough. At this time, it is still troublesome to him, and it should be me who can't get away. Jiang Zimu smiled and asked slowly, "Do you really need to train today?" If you already have an arrangement, just tell me directly, don't worry about what burden I have." ”
When Gu Suixin heard this, how could he not understand Jiang Zimu's order to retreat and advance, straighten his neck, and responded: "The habit of jujube is to relax in the last week, keep sleeping, eat reasonably, and exercise appropriately. In the past, before large-scale concerts, he meditated at home, went through the details of the process in his mind over and over again, and in the last few days, in order to protect his throat, he basically stopped talking without talking. ”
Jiang Zimu nodded a little embarrassedly, and said in his heart that even if this thing doesn't speak, it will take up space in my house?
Gu Suixin looked at Jiang Zimu's face, shook his head slightly, got up and walked a few steps to Xiao Lizao, who was "Mom Sees Fighting", and slapped his cub's head.
"Let's go, let's go back. ”
Seeing this, Xiao Li pouted and reluctantly got up, wrapped the doll in one hand, and whispered, "Stay a little longer." ”
Gu Sui glanced at Jiang Zimu apologetically, then pretended to be annoyed, and shouted at Xiao Lizao: "It's not good to be coquettish and play tricks on me! Hurry up and clean up, there is still business to do when you go home." ”
Jiang Zimu rubbed his side with small steps, puffing out his cheeks and raising his eyebrows, and even his eyes lit up.
"It's the best time to go out at this time - the office workers in the community are not at home, and the retired ones are taking a nap. If you go out at this time, you will definitely not be discovered. ”
When Xiao Li heard this, his brows furrowed, he closed his big hand, and pressed Meng Qiqi into his arms, "Let's go!"
After saying that, the person was already sandwiched between Gu Suixin and Jiang Zimu left and right, and performed what is called the "highest altitude" IQ depression on the spot.
"This little guy fell in love with me, I'll take it home and play for a few days, and I'll return it to you when the first concert is over. ”
Jiang Zimu: Clams, you are abducting, you are kidnapping!
Gu Suixin looked helpless, shook his head, and said angrily: "What are you using other people's little girl's plush toys for? Hurry up and put them back for others!" After speaking, he also wanted to take the doll back, but Xiao Da Aidou hugged it too tightly, and he didn't let go, Gu Suixin had no choice, and the thunder and rain hit Xiao Lizao's back a few times.
"Remember to show up at the concert on time!" Xiao Lizao was pushed by Gu Suixin and walked to the door, turning back three times in one step.
"Dear, take care of your throat and talk less. ”
The corners of Xiao Lizao's lips hooked, and Jiang Zimu was breathless with one sentence, "From today onwards, fifty sentences a day, the balance is enough." ”
Jiang Zimu took advantage of Gu Sui's heart to turn his back to him, raised his head on tiptoe, and made a "roll" mouth shape at Xiao Lizao.
Xiao Li saw it earlier, and instead of being angry, he laughed, and muttered while changing his shoes in the hallway, "Goddess, once born, twice cooked." When my tour is over, I'll come back to you when I'm free. ”
"Try to come as little as possible, dear. Jiang Zimu's eyes were full of reluctance to the baby doll, sighed, glanced at Xiao Lizao with his arms in his arms, and snorted coldly, "The big star stays in the cold house, and everything else is very good, the main thing is ...... It's so flamonchic. "If you take a limited edition every time, the old lady's wallet can't stand it.
When Gu Suixin heard this, he laughed until his legs trembled, raised his hand to straighten Xiao Lizao's hat, pulled the mask up again, turned around and thanked Jiang Zimu again, and walked ahead past Xiao Lizao.
"That...... I heard that today there is a special program on the TV station...... When I'm gone, remember to watch. ”
"Huh?"
Jiang Zimu was stunned for a moment, and was about to close the outer door, when Xiao Da Aidou, who saw a lot of plays, leaned his head forward, fiddled with Meng Qiqi with his two big hands, and said softly and softly: "Good, goodbye to my mother." After speaking, he twisted the little monkey's tail and waved it at Jiang Zimu.
It's a pity that Xiao Da Idol's crazy hint just ended, and before Jiang Zimu could reply, he was grabbed by Gu Suixin with one hand on the back neckline and pulled to the elevator.
"I married a daughter-in-law and forgot that my mother said that it was you!"
"Give me the monkey!" Gu Suixin drank, the afterglow swept to Jiang Zimu at the door, raised his hand to take Meng Qiqi over, and hugged him lovingly, the next second, the painting style changed abruptly, "Grandmother also yearns for family fun!"
Ahh
Jiang Zimu's ears twitched, and he closed the door and locked it in a hurry: Flower rubbing, is the spicy spicy sand sculpture infection fast?