Jiang Zimu's mental journey tonight can be highly concisely summarized as: gratitude-disgust-pity-pity-dislike.

"Goddess, where do I sleep tonight?"

"Except for my master bedroom, you can sleep wherever you like. ”

"Oh. ”

"If you quarrel with me in the middle of the night, see if I don't tie the four famous catches to tie a knot around your neck, so that you can know what the evil dragon roars for!"

Xiao Lizao brought out a "cut" in his nose, and under the great joy of the success of the plan, he swayed towards the kitchen with vague steps.

"Goddess, is your blender still in the cupboard? I'm going to eat pumpkin puree tomorrow morning. ”

"Great, I've found the juicer, and tomorrow morning's fruit and vegetable juice is gone. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his hand weakly and waved, and then rolled his body into the pork belly pillow, looking loveless.

"Goddess, when I came back, I wanted to ask you, why do you put two refrigerators in the kitchen?" Xiao Li had already opened the door of the other pocket refrigerator regardless of it, hesitated for a moment, and took out a plastic bag of frozen meat. Because of the severe freezing, the frost was too thick, and I couldn't see what it was for a while.

"Goddess, what kind of meat is this?"

Jiang Zimu snorted and responded calmly: "Human flesh." ”

"The last one who did this in my house was two meters of grass on his grave. Next, if you continue to jump on the grave, I will also send you to accompany him. ”

"Don't make a fuss. Xiao Li was not angry, but he became curious about the baby in seconds, poked his fingertips on the plastic bag, saw that it was too hard, and put it under his nose and sniffed it.

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu was really impatient, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Hurry up and put it back." That's a frozen rat, feed the snake!"

As soon as he finished saying this, he heard "rats", "ah", "pop", "croak", "bang", "bang", "bang" from the kitchen......

"Goddess, the bag is smashed, it hurts... It hurts!"

Jiang Zimu's ten fingers clenched tightly into fists, hating only himself, how could he not face people at the same time with his eyes and nostrils like a hippopotamus.

"Goddess, goddess, feet...... Jio Jio hurts!"

Jiang Zimu watched Xiao Lizao limp and pretend to walk in front of him, snorted, and didn't pay much attention.

"Goddess, you have something to say. ”

Jiang Zimu stood up with a snort, put on a dignified and rigorous professional smirk, and said word by word: "Then may I ask, is it a pain in the front foot or a pain in the back foot?"

"What kind of race is still divided into front and back feet?"

"Who asked if you hurt anymore, I asked about rats!"

"Clams?" Xiao Lizao blinked the innocent Kazlan's big eyes, pouted and shrank into the corner of the sofa.

Confused, helpless, tiger, aggrieved, pitiful, bearish.

Heng Pi: What is this food?

"Goddess, I want to ......"

"No, you don't want to!"

Jiang Zimu's face was more sad than his heart was dead, his mouth was open, and in the end he just sighed more, gave up struggling, and shook his head to go to the master bedroom bathroom to wash his incense.

After the pore heart was soothed and healed by the warm and moist hot bath, Jiang Zimu did enough self-construction in the mirror, and vowed to correct his bad habit of blowing up his hair at every turn, and be a little more patient with the father of the gold owner, and survive this night, maybe he can coax a little more money. Who knew that as soon as he came out of the bedroom, he saw that Xiao Da Idol had wrapped two thick air-conditioning blankets on the TV, and after wrapping them, he also intimately wrapped them twice with a sealing tape.

"Ah~~~" Jiang Zimu turned his head, and saw that the pocket refrigerator in the kitchen had been dropped, and he pulled the door and thought about it. God, my aunt's little temper really can't be hidden anymore.

"Do you believe it or not, the old lady used frozen rat meat to beat your head to bloom?"

Xiao Lizao was detached and calm, and under the scorching gaze of Jiang Zimu, he moved a bean bag to the TV in a very orderly manner, and then continued to calmly take a few large photo frames from the table, facing the TV screen in order.

After completing it in an orderly manner, Xiao Da Idol rubbed his hands with a sense of accomplishment, and simply snapped his fingers neatly.

"Hehe, take the old lady's photo to incense the TV?"

Jiang Zimu flicked the sleeves of Shi Dizai's pajamas, and the sentence "Chong Duck" was stuck in his throat, and before he could pounce on Xiao Lizao, he heard a magnetic voice full of joy sound.

"It's called fighting poison with poison. Do you think I'm smart?" Xiao Li looked at Jiang Zimu fixedly, and when he saw that the other party's movements were stuck in PPT, he thought that Jiang Zimu did not understand his good intentions.

"Look," Xiao Lizao raised his hand and pointed to the TV, "I'll cover it with a blanket first and block Miss Sadako's crawling line." ”

"What if she's stubborn, as soon as she shows up, she can just match your photo. ”

"After these few months of observation, I am very recognizant of your strength in the supernatural ghost and god realm. I have every reason to believe that even if Sadako succeeds in getting out, she will be very self-aware to go back the way she came, after seeing so many photos of you. ”

"Huh. Jiang Zimu's shoulders trembled, and he said in his heart: Your explanation, translated, means that my photos can ward off evil spirits?!?!

Xiao Li looked at his masterpiece triumphantly, and suddenly slapped Jiang Zimu with an eye knife, his back was cold, and his IQ rose slowly.

"That...... Goddess, I mean...... You two... Both of you are mixed in the metaphysical circle, and it is more convenient to deal with each other without business barriers. Besides, in my mind, you Miss Jiang is the first mage of the national costume without water, in case she really matches Miss Sadako, it is also a fight for strength, and it has nothing to do with appearance. ”

"I advise you to recite the Diamond Sutra Great Compassion Mantra a few more times or something, and don't pin your hopes on my ordinary face. Anyway, if Sadako comes out, I can't beat it. Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders, and his words were clear and clear, "People are the top traffic in the metaphysical circle, and I am a trick in the metaphysical circle." Let's put it this way, when the subtitles are on the end of the film, the tea and lights are out, and I haven't seen my name yet, so insignificant one person, you let me go to the hard female number one?"

"I don't care!" Xiao Li crossed his arms in the morning and made a cross, "I believe in you, and you have to believe in yourself!"

Jiang Zimu snorted, he had already seen through Xiao Da Aidou's timid self-comfort, hugged his arms, and said in a low voice: "You are really the first person to be so backbone, and the little one admires and admires." ”

Xiao Lizao obviously didn't hear Jiang Zimu speak, raised his hand and patted his head, "Goddess, you came at the right time." ”

"That way, you go to the room where the pets are kept and check again to make sure they're all where they belong. ”

"I ......"

Jiang Zimu watched Xiao Da Idol put his big hand on his shoulder, and then was forcibly turned back, pushing all the way to the room where the snake was kept.

What else can I do? If I don't do what this person says, I'm afraid that the person with panda eyes tomorrow morning will be himself!

After Jiang Zimu finished inspecting, Xiao Lizao hurriedly tightened the door again, and then without saying a word, he dragged out the two decorative carpets in the living room and the guest room with his stuffy head, and blocked the crack of the door firmly.

At this time, Jiang Zimu's face was full of red dust, looking at the shifted carpet, thinking about the refrigerator facing the wall, and the classic TV cover, in addition to smiling, what words can accurately express her complex and undulating psychological feelings at the moment?

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Well, it's all in the book.

Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip, endured it for a long time, and finally slowly spit out a sentence.

"Dear, you are afraid of snakes, rats, and ghosts, as a seven-foot man who stands up to the sky, what are you not afraid of?"

Xiao Lizao was not offended at all, and thought seriously for a moment, "I'm not afraid of no makeup, I'm not afraid of scratching, I'm not afraid of exposing raw pictures." ”

"Oh, by the way, I'm not afraid of credit card bills either. ”

K.——O.——

"Okay, you keep tossing this way, you must be tired, wash and sleep. I went to my room and cried for a while. Jiang Zimu's face frowned, turned around and went back to the front of the room, and Leng Buding left another sentence, "Dear, promise me, from now on, until tomorrow before you get out, every time you speak, don't make a sound, okay?"

For a beautiful and rich winner in life, it is so easy to have a confident temperament and an iron will that will not be crushed.

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's lonely back, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, he raised his face complacently, looked around, and felt that every inch of this room was the world that I had laid down with my own hands. However, the eye wind stayed on the TV for less than two seconds, Xiao Da idol's teeth were cold, the corners of his mouth twitched, he turned off the light in a panic, and ran to the guest room like a rabbit.