"So, everyone shout his name with me! He's—just—......."

"Xiao - stand - early!"

Well, the enthusiasm of the live audience completely exceeded the expectations of Fruit TV. The choreographer straightened his waist calmly behind the screen, raised his hand and dusted off the dust that fell on the top of his head and the tip of his nose, looked up, and said unhurriedly: "If the real-time ratings of this issue break one, write a report and ask the station to allocate funds to repair the roof of the studio first." ”

The lights in the studio are out, and the spotlight is waiting. Thirty seconds later, a long, well-proportioned figure appeared in the middle of the stage, under a large and bright white chasing light, Xiao Lizao of all – in – black looked like a fallen angel with hidden wings, noble, seductive, dangerous and lonely.

The music sounded, and the drums beat like horses' hooves from far and near. This song is the title track of Xiao Li's new album at the end of last year, called "Mechanical Butterfly". The music style is electronic dance pop, and the tone of the whole song is like a pale blue light point in the gray, unpredictable and never extinguished.

The audience at the scene was all holding Xiao Lizao's support around, and wanted to sing along to support, but because of Xiao Lizao's crazy fan incident on the New Year's Eve stage, they were all frightened, and they didn't know whether to make some noise to warm up the scene at the moment, or it was better to sit honestly and enjoy quietly.

Xiao Lizao's dance moves are as accurate as if he had measured millimeter by millimeter with calipers, which is extremely comfortable to watch. In the state of full open microphone, singing and dancing, the breath is still as steady as an old dog, which simply teaches the audience the illusion of lip-syncing.

"Hehe, I was born for the stage. ”

"Lao Tzu is the most beautiful boy on this street. ”

"I have ascended the throne. Look at this splendid mountains and rivers picturesque, look at my group... Forehead...... This group of dumbfounded people......"

"Where's my support?"

Xiao Lizao's inner drama has always been rich, he glanced at the audience, took advantage of the music at the door, pointed forward domineeringly, and roared, "Make some noise!"

When the big and small fans of Zaozilin heard this, where could they care about complaining about their idol essence and snake essence disease? The wave of the support stick and the standing banner of the banner, the hands are busy, and the mouth is not idle, either shouting Xiao Lizao's name, or confessing "I love you" one after another in a hoarse voice, or the crazy who is out of breath "so handsome, so handsome", or, it is impossible to organize any language, so he can only scream to express his excitement. In a word, the scene fell into a seemingly disorderly but very regular chaos, everyone fought independently but could still cooperate with each other, one after another, deafening. Even after Xiao Li entered the second chorus singing, the terrifying support was still wave after wave and did not stop.

This kind of posture is also the first time I have seen an uncle who has been engaged in the TV industry for more than 20 years. Now, compared with the self who collapsed in front of Taishan a few minutes ago and remained unchanged, he instantly aged dozens of years.

While laughing at himself for the Too young, too simple Tucson and underestimating the on-site incitement of the Uranus superstar, he clutched his fast-acting heart pill tightly, and hesitated whether he could book an ambulance or something in advance. In this way, if there are fans in the follow-up show who are "happy to death", or if they are overreacted by some unpredictable overreactions of that group of crazy fans, they will not be confused and delay the best rescue time.

At this time, the live cameramen in the studio seemed to be in the dark festival of an informal religious group, their hands trembling and their feet trembling, and their hearts shouted "Mom, I'm afraid" over and over again. I feel that Xiao Li will not take a curtain call again, and this group of uncles is afraid that they will hum and cry.

After a song, Xiao Li set a fixed point in the middle of the stage early and put on a pose with his eyes raised sideways and raised his gun, which attracted cheers and shouts from the guest tutors on the stage and the fans in the audience.

Shen Zhu finally took his eyes back from the apple, and came on stage with a smirk on his face, not particularly happy, ready to give Xiao Lizao a small interview.

He first stared at the audience for more than half a minute, then pretended to be shocked with a big mouth, held the microphone, hesitated for a moment, and finally shouted "Dad" to Xiao Lizao, plopped, and the gold under Shen Jin's knees was crushed by his fat flesh.

An inexplicable, hard-to-catch calcium-in-calcium-in-calcium-in-calcium-in-the-middle immediately diffused from the middle

Xiao Lizao: Forehead...... It's embarrassing.

"Don't. Xiao Lizao smiled helplessly, his body hurriedly stepped back, and waved his hand in response: "I can't give birth to an unscrupulous descendant like you, who doesn't eat yo-yo plums but likes to kneel with people." ”

Shen Zhu only thought that Xiao Lizao was a cue advertiser with a sense of variety show, bowed his head to himself, crawled forward step by step on his knees, scratched Xiao Lizao's trousers with both hands, and even felt proud in his heart, feeling that he had caught the stalk that Xiao Lizao threw over.

Xiao Li saw this earlier, and his little temper came up, so it didn't matter if you were real-time or delayed, live broadcast or recorded, the smile on the corner of his mouth was closed, and the temperature around the whole person instantly dropped to freezing.

"Does anyone take care of such an MC?" Xiao Lizao looked at the nearest camera and said: "Please call his father and ask him to come to the studio immediately, there is a program of "Dad, Beat Me Again" here and ask him to participate in the C position. ”

"Oh, that's right," Xiao Lizao said solemnly to the side of his neck, and then to the translation sister next to TNT, "Please help me translate to them professionally and directly, just say that the MC's kneeling just now is purely a personal act, please don't rise to the level of the country and the people." ”

"Prostrations have a very special meaning in the cultures of most Asian countries. Based on confidence in the ratings of the program, I don't want to ...... and what kind of misleading behavior the current wrong behavior has on the majority of young people. ”

Gu Suixin listened to Xiao Lizao's words, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up with a smile on the side, "The general direction has never been crooked, it's the cub I taught." ”

At this time, in the audience, I don't know who commanded me, and suddenly came to a unified and orderly cheer. In this way, can the choreographer still sit still? Hurriedly swallowed a handful of quick-acting heart-saving pills, and said weakly: "Shen Zhu, can you get up from the ground for me?"

Shen Zhu raised his hand and pressed his ear, and pressed his other hand on the floor to borrow strength, and straightened up slowly, and the thoughts in his mind were instantly divided into two factions, one is "Buddhist acceptance" - being face-to-face by Xiao Lizao, the king of Huayu, what a fortunate thing that the cemetery of the ancestors of the glory is smoking, many people can't look forward to it————;

In a flash of light, the small theater in Shen Zhu's mind ended in a landslide victory with the hardcore faction going berserk and beating up the opponent's defense friend.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu let you see and understand......"

Xiao Lizao wrinkled his brows, glanced at Shen Zhu beside him, and saw that he pursed his lips and didn't speak, he couldn't help laughing, covered the wheat down, and lowered his voice, "Did you accidentally kowtow when you knelt?"

Shen Zhupi didn't smile, looked at the hand card, faced the audience, as if he had lost his memory, and immediately changed the topic.

"Jujube, I'm also your fan. ”

Xiao Lizao: I don't have a shameful fan like you, so please ask Zao Zilin to help expel the fan.

"Your Asia tour should start in September, three months later, right?"

"Yes. "Be concise.

"I heard that online ticket sales are very popular?"

"It's sold out. ”

"I stayed up for several days and didn't get a ticket, and your concert had a fight with the Spring Festival. Shen Zhu gritted his teeth and smiled so much that his eyes were gone, "Look, do you still have an internal ticket over there?"

Xiao Lizao looked Shen Zhu up and down for a while like a fool, and his expression revealed the confusion of "how can such a stupid MC come to host my variety show debut".

Xiao Lizao spread his hands and shrugged helplessly, "The landlord's family has no surplus grain." Please be early next time. ”

"Do you have a rough idea for your next tour, or a timeline?"

Xiao Li turned his cheek side in the morning, and replied very carelessly: "This year's Asian tour is scheduled for September and November, and there will be the usual New Year's Eve special stage in January next year, but it is generally limited to one place and the scale is not large, as for the next large-scale tour, it may be tentatively scheduled for July next year." ”

Shen Zhu knew that Xiao Li had already relaxed his vigilance, and his eyes narrowed, he was really uneasy, "I feel that since this year, you have appeared in the public eye more frequently, such as many concerts, and for example, today's variety show debut, or, do you also feel the turbulent undercurrent of the entertainment industry, so you spur and motivate yourself to be more active and not fall behind?"

This is also considered to be a murder without seeing blood. After all, when the mentor candidates for this draft were not finalized earlier, some people recommended Li Feng on the Internet; plus Li Feng just debuted last year, and the upward momentum was very strong, Shen Zhu's words can be regarded as praise and disparagement, one is to point out that Xiao Li is afraid that he already has a sense of crisis slapped on the beach by the back waves, and then it will make those black fans with rich imagination think about it, and create various empirical evidence of Xiao Li's early suppression of juniors.

"Any industry should have a normal metabolism. Xiao Lizao lowered his jaw a little forward, and his words were full of domineering, "Natural selection, big waves and sand, instead of being anxious, it is better to enhance your strength." The strength is enough, it should be your thing, and you can't run away. ”

"The reason for the increase in the number and frequency of concerts," Xiao Li glanced at Shen Zhu, "If you really grab tickets day and night, you should know that I am increasing the benefits of fans." ”

"As for this variety show, it was finally finalized by the agent for me. ”

"I don't dare to say anything else, but my agent will never harm me. So I didn't seriously confirm who the participating guests were, let alone ask who the MC of this show was. ”

"I'll tell you the truth, I always thought that Fruit TV would send Mr. Wang, the first brother in the hosting industry, to play. ”

This is said to stop at the point, and the water does not leak. One is to bluntly declare that he has strength, and the little cubs who have just emerged behind him will let them come over, and then he will slap Shen Zhu in the face, which can be regarded as returning the favor to him.

Of course, Xiao Lizao's few words reveal the charm of language, which is completely based on his perfect expressiveness on the stage and his hosting skills like Shen Zhu's on the side.

Gu Sui listened to Xiao Lizao's answer on the side, and his heart was even more happy, not only because Xiao Lizao was very warm to his affirmation, but also because Xiao Lizao was not a slow general.

"Well, the strain of jujubes can run for president of the United States. Gu Suixin: Shouldn't it be arranged?

Uncle Choreographer: "You stabilize first and don't panic, although Xiao Lizao's speech skills are high, the audience only cares about looking at their faces and has no time or morality, and they will not notice anything unusual." Let's find something that can resonate first, and round the scene first!"

Huh, I made a single bet on Smoke U!

Shen Zhu's vain face collapsed a little tightly in an instant: What should I do? Yes, I have to get the words back! Saving the scene now is equivalent to saving myself! What should I say? ......Boom? Whatever. Hey, hey, my mind is still blank, why did I start opening my mouth? What the hell am I going to say?

"Uh...... 207... Seven years...... Concert ......" Shen Zhu's mouth was bald, and he originally wanted to turn the topic to Xiao Lizao's last Asian tour in 17 years, but he didn't expect to spit more in his mouth and swollen his tongue.

Xiao Lizao snorted, didn't hold back his laughter, looked up at the audience, and waved his hands forward, "Thank you for your blessings." I will try my best to stay in shape, and I hope that all my fans of Jujube Forest can stay healthy until that time, and strive to 'live' to participate in my 2077 show!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience burst into thunderous applause and cheers.

The choreographer's uncle was about to cry, and shouted at Shen Zhu, "Those who come are all guests, don't say so badly, you are not a person at all when it comes to fighting, hurry up and change the topic and don't be at a loss!"

A good choreographer and director, less than 20 minutes after the start of the show, he was forced by the MC to become a devil rapper who can throw out two catties of freestyle at any time, which shows that a pig teammate who can't move can also contribute to the team to a certain extent, so ...... It's okay to beat half to death when you beat a group, don't go too far.