The problem of women shopping has always been an incurable disease that cannot be explained by science.

The women who are weak and tired after walking two steps on weekdays, when it comes to shopping, they all seem to have beaten chicken blood, and they walk vigorously, and they have a posture of not buying themselves and going bankrupt.

Accompanying a woman to go shopping is a hard errand, which is recognized by the majority of male compatriots.

Accompanying a woman to go shopping may barely be said to be painful and happy.

What about the two?

It's hard work that kills people, and there is no joy at all.

At least that's what Liu Yanbo thinks.

After walking with Yin Hanruo and Lin Xue for two hours, Liu Yanbo felt that these legs were no longer his own, as if they had been filled with lead, and they were so heavy that they were numb.

On the other hand, the two sisters-in-law who walked in front, Lin Xue was better, and she knew that she was holding the bag, Yin Hanruo was too much, and even the bag was hung around Liu Yanbo's neck, and she was empty-handed, and from time to time she urged Liu Yanbo to hurry up with a disgusted face.

Liu Yanbo is also not tempered at all, like a human-shaped shopping cart, like a mechanical non-abandonment.

Before getting married, he dared not say a word.

After getting married, hmph, when have you ever seen a dictator accept other people's opinions?

Besides, now there is Lin Xue, a girl, Liu Yanbo dares to say a word, she can shake his hand off.

Yin Hanruo only looks at the brand, doesn't look at the price, buys it if he likes it, and doesn't care if it's useful or not, a typical loser.

Lin Xue is very good at living at home, not only to buy practical ones, but also to shop around, which one is fair to buy at the right price.

These two people get together, and the final result is not to treat time as time, because there are always differences of opinion, so they have to discuss it carefully.

And the place that made Liu Yanbo so angry that he almost vomited blood was here. I thought that after they discussed it for a long time, they would buy what they should buy and not buy what they shouldn't, but what he didn't expect was that they would buy them all.

Your sister's. Do you buy things like that?

That is, Yin Hanruo and Lin Xue, if it was someone else, Liu Yanbo would have already thrown the things hanging on his body in their faces-

After more than an hour of strolling, it was twelve o'clock at noon, and the sun was shining outside.

Liu Yanbo stood next to the door of an underwear store, with a best-selling version of a brand-name bag around his neck, and more than a dozen bags of different sizes in his hands.

Passers-by covered their mouths and snickered, as if they had seen the strange in the strange.

Of course, there are also people who have sharp eyes and can see the reason at a glance, and they give Liu Yanbo a very high evaluation without hesitation.

A young and beautiful woman looked at Liu Yanbo, who looked mediocre, turned her head and said to the tall and handsome man next to her: "Look at how people go shopping with their women." Look at you again, let you accompany me to buy things, you have been BB here from home. ”

"You're here for me, too. After the beauty finished speaking, she shook her long hair and walked into the underwear store without looking back.

Men are tired, men are tired, and everyone on earth knows that I live a very messy life......

The handsome guy's face collapsed instantly, and he also had a loveless face, honestly standing in front of the door with Liu Yanbo left and right.

"Brother, you are all the victims. The handsome guy complained to Liu Yanbo.

Liu Yanbo tilted his head mechanically, and his mouth was deflated: "Big brother, are you happy with me? It's not that I'm clumsy, I have to find a tigress." ”

"Yes, women are tigresses. The handsome guy deeply agreed, and looked like he regretted not being at the beginning.

"Isn't there a song called "Women Are Tigers"? Alas......" Liu Yanbo looked up to the sky and sighed, "The monks really don't speak!"

Alas~

The handsome guy also sighed lightly and nodded: "Yes! The old monk is the old monk, and he is really as wise as a torch." ”

is the same person who has fallen to the end of the world, why should we have known each other when we meet.

The two hit it off at first sight, and staged a big scene in front of the underwear store.

"Brother, do you smoke?" the handsome guy took out a box of cigarillos and took a step towards Liu Yanbo's side as if offering a treasure.

"Do you think I can smoke with my free hands?" Liu Yanbo also took a step towards the handsome guy.

"It doesn't matter if you can't free your hand, just smoke. The handsome guy made a skillful operation and personally lit a fire for Liu Yanbo. My name is Gao Yuanqiu, I am 25 this year, and I just came back from abroad today. ”

Liu Yanbo smoked a cigarette and was in good spirits: "My name is Liu Yanbo, and I am 26 this year. ”

Judging from the appearance of the dress, Gao Yuanqiu looked like a child of a rich family, but he didn't have a frame at all, and opened his mouth to shout: "Brother Bo." ”

Then Gao Yuanqiu blinked and asked lewdly, "Is your female tiger beautiful?"

"What do you want to do?" Liu Yanbo looked at Gao Yuanqiu vigilantly.

"No, I didn't want to do anything, Brother Bo, don't think about it. Gao Yuanqiu waved his hand again and again and explained: "Just ask casually." ”

After staring at Gao Yuanqiu for a while, Liu Yanbo withdrew his gaze and said uncertainly: "Maybe it's a little more beautiful than your tigress, right?"

"More beautiful than Xiao Yi?" Gao Yuanqiu thought back to his fiancée's long legs, the flawless skin like cream, and the face of the shy flower...... I couldn't help but exclaim: "That's the super goddess!"

It's also weird that two big men get together and shout in front of a lingerie store. caused passers-by to look away, thinking that they didn't look at the yellow calendar when they went out today, and they encountered two neuropathies.

Gao Yuanqiu couldn't take care of other people's eyes, and asked in disbelief: "Brother Bo, you shouldn't be fooling me, right? Looking at your appearance, you don't look like a person who can soak in a goddess! Could it be that you smashed it with money?"

"Hey, can you still have a good chat?" Liu Yanbo had a black line on his head and said dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong with my appearance? Is it a lack of nose or eyes?"

Brother Bo is really angry, he always meets people who like to make personal attacks on his appearance, if he hadn't had a good mentality, he would have collapsed long ago.

Gao Yuanqiu stretched out his hand and climbed onto Liu Yanbo's shoulder, and said comfortingly: "Have a good chat, talk well, Brother Bo, don't be angry." I'm really just curious!"

"What else could it be?" Liu Yanbo said angrily: "Because the tigress is too fierce! No one else dares to ask for it, so she came to harm me." ”

After speaking, Liu Yanbo hit Gao Yuanqiu with his shoulder, and said retaliatorily: "What about you? How did you deceive your tigress? I think you look good, but your bad belly should not be in line with her aesthetics?"

"What is a lie? she took the initiative to chase me, okay!" Gao Yuanqiu said with a smug face: "Brother Bo, I really suggest you go to the ophthalmology department." What is a bad belly? I am called handsome, smart-looking, and the favorite of the majority of beauties. ”

"I'm bah~" Liu Yanbo sneered and said: "If you are the favorite, I am a must-have." ”

"Don't believe it, why don't we find someone to ask?" Gao Yuanqiu was also as confident in himself as a mystery, and as he spoke, he beckoned to a lone beauty who happened to pass by, and said arrogantly: "Beauty, come over here, our brothers will ask you something." ”

He looks like a real thief, just like the ancient emperors summoned their concubines.

However, the reality is always cruel.

The beauty didn't even look at him, lowered her head, and ran away like a plague.

Looking at the beautiful woman who ran away like the wind, Liu Yanbo couldn't help laughing.

Gao Yuanqiu's old face turned red, and Lai Pi said: "This doesn't count, let's change it." ”

“……”

The two men they just met are going further and further down the road of shamelessness.