Waiting for a woman to buy something, especially clothes and the like, is probably one of the most torturous things in the world.

Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu squatted on the edge of the wall outside the underwear store, smoking cigars and pulling skins.

"It doesn't come out yet, even if you embroider a flower on the hood, it won't take that long, right?" Gao Yuanqiu muttered as he lit his third cigar.

"You are content, you!" Liu Yanbo glanced at Gao Yuanqiu, and said very unhappily: "You are at least empty-handed, look at me, you are almost a human-shaped shelf." ”

"Brother Bo, why don't you go in and urge?" Gao Yuanqiu proposed.

Liu Yanbo was not stupid, and asked rhetorically, "Why don't you go?"

"I don't know your tigress, but you've just seen my tigress!" Gao Yuanqiu muttered in a low voice: "Besides, my family is very strong, I want to go in and urge her now, she will beat me." ”

Liu Yanbo doesn't like to hear this. He replied: "I'm not afraid that you will be beaten, let me tell you, my tigress will bury me alive. ”

When the two of them were depicting each other, there was an extremely cold voice at the door, word by word, gritting his teeth and saying, "Liu Yanbo." ”

Burst~

This voice Liu Yanbo is very familiar, who else can there be but Yin Hanruo? was so frightened that he even spewed out all the smoke and cigars, choking until he almost choked.

Yin Hanruo stepped on high heels, walked up to Liu Yanbo, and said fiercely: "What did you just say I am?"

Liu Yanbo trembled and stepped back, leaning against the wall, but before he could say a word, a "wolf howl" suddenly sounded in his ears.

Gao Yuanqiu jumped up, pointed at Yin Hanruo, and shouted in surprise: "Yin Hanruo!"

Yin Hanruo was also taken aback by his voice, and then looked at Gao Yuanqiu with a puzzled face.

"I! I!" Gao Yuanqiu patted his chest with his hands excitedly. "Gao Yuanqiu, the Gao Yuanqiu who wrote you love letters every day when you were in college, don't you remember me?"

Yin Hanruo looked Gao Yuanqiu up and down, and the tall and handsome guy in front of her slowly coincided with the figure of the hanger Langdang in her memory. Feng Qingyun said lightly: "It turned out to be you." ”

"Hey, Yin Hanruo, you're too much, haven't you? I haven't seen you for so many years, and as soon as you meet, you look at me with this kind of dick look, it's too disrespectful, right?" Gao Yuanqiu asked angrily.

Yin Hanruo was unmoved, still calm, and asked rhetorically, "Aren't you?"

Gao Yuanqiu was furious, jumped to his feet and said: "Even if I am a dick, I am also the god of dick." Don't forget, back then, you, the school girl, received 235 love letters from me. ”

That's a lot of information!

Liu Yanbo listened with his ears pricked up and moved to the side, he planned to sneak away while Yin Hanruo hadn't paid attention to the "tigress".

"You don't slander me, your so-called love letters, I will store them all in the trash for you. ”

After speaking, Yin Hanruo kicked Liu Yanbo and scolded: "And you, where do you want to run? Don't you see a scoundrel pestering your wife?"

"Hey~" Liu Yanbo stood up with an embarrassed smile and said matter-of-factly: "I don't see your classmates reuniting after a long absence, so I will make some room for you, so that you can reminisce about your lost youth." ”

"Brother Bo, is she your tigress?" Gao Yuanqiu's face was incredulous, and he couldn't help himself with excitement.

What is breaking news?

That's it.

You must know that Yin Hanruo was the number one school flower of Haida that year, and her suitors were known as hundreds, and it is said that even a certain professor expressed his admiration for her.

Gao Yuanqiu was just one of her many suitors at that time, or the most shameless one, blocking the door of the classroom every day to hand out love letters, and if she didn't accept it, she wouldn't leave.

In the past, the goddess was married to a woman, and she was married to a man who did not look as good as herself. Gao Yuanqiu wailed and cried out sadly: "Yin Hanruo, are you blind? Brother Bo is not as handsome as me." ”

"Are you handsome?" Just when Gao Yuanqiu beat his chest, his tigress had already come behind him and bared her tiger teeth. "I said why didn't I come in to urge me so honestly today, it turned out to be flirting with my sister here. ”

After speaking, her slender fingers had pinched the soft flesh on Gao Yuanqiu's waist and twisted it violently.

"Ah~"

Gao Yuanqiu let out a scream like killing a pig, his two hands had nowhere to put it, and begged for mercy: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, you let go, ......"

Who knew that his daughter-in-law not only didn't let go, but also twisted it a few more times, and asked lightly: "Who is your daughter-in-law?"

Gao Yuanqiu's whole body was almost bowed, and he said with tears in his eyes: "You are my daughter-in-law, and you Luo Yi is my daughter-in-law." ”

"Shut up!" Luo Yi nodded with satisfaction, and twisted it hard before letting go, the corners of Gao Yuanqiu's mouth twitched in pain, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

This kid really didn't tell a lie, his tigress is really strong enough!

Liu Yanbo tilted his head and snickered, completely ignoring Yin Hanruo's skate-like eyes standing in front of him.

"Is the play good?" asked Yin Hanruo with a smile.

"Good looking. As soon as the words came out, Liu Yanbo immediately realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's not good-looking." ”

"What did you just say I am?" Yin Hanruo asked.

Liu Yanbo's head shook like a rattle, and he said innocently: "I didn't say anything!"

"Bogot says you're a tigress. Gao Yuanqiu on the side directly made up for his death.

Liu Yanbo was angry and blurted out: "You also said that your girlfriend is a tigress." ”

If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates.

This is the rhythm that will end together!

Yin Hanruo and Luo Yi both lowered their faces, and the latter clenched his fists even more, with a fist that wanted to kill a "pig".

Seeing that the tragedy was about to happen, Lin Xue, who had been stunned at the door, finally came back to her senses, and hurriedly ran over to pull Yin Hanruo, who was about to break out: "Sister-in-law, many people are watching." ”

Because Gao Yuanqiu's howling wolf-like scream just now was too high-pitched, it attracted many passers-by to stop and watch, and even the shopping guide in the underwear store ran to the door to watch the play.

Yin Hanruo looked around and temporarily suppressed the anger in his heart: "Take it." ”

handed over the things they had just bought to Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu respectively, and the three women left together.

As soon as the crisis of being beaten was lifted, Huang Yuanqiu immediately recovered his appearance of being a hanger and a hippie smile, and waved goodbye to the onlookers: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not cowardly, I'm afraid that it will not affect well in front of the public, so let her." I'm going to go back and clean her up now. ”

"Shh......h

Liu Yanbo has always felt that he is shameless enough, but he didn't expect him to find out today that it is really a mountain and a mountain high.

Liu Yanbo picked up a large bag and decided to stay away from Gao Yuanqiu, the most shameless guy.

"Brother Bo, you wait for me. Gao Yuanqiu caught up with Liu Yanbo in a few steps, put a hand on his shoulder, and said curiously: "Brother Bo, tell me, how did you take down Yin Hanruo?"

"You god of dicks, stay away from me. Liu Yanbo shook his shoulders in disgust, but it was useless.

Gao Yuanqiu snorted: "Brother Bo, if I am the god of dicks, then you are a god-like dick." ”

"You're my idol now!" Gao Yuanqiu's voice was very loud and his voice was very cheap.

Passers-by looked sideways again, with disdain.

It's really two dicks~