Chapter 169: Wood is born, what is the board!
"Senior brother, it's really you, senior brother!" the boss was very excited, tears were already flowing from the corners of his eyes, and the feelings were sincere.
It's like an idiot who has been single for 30 years and finally found a daughter-in-law.
Ye Jiu retreated again and again at this time, because the boss seemed to want to hug him.
That's not going to work.
That's impossible.
Lao Tzu stepped on the horse, so he didn't want to suddenly have an extra mentally ill junior brother.
And Lao Tzu has never visited a teacher at all, so where did he come from?
Don't think that if you are mentally ill, you can climb the relationship indiscriminately, inch by inch, and be lawless!
What haven't I ever seen?
A psychopath, really want to fool Lao Tzu?
Naive!
If I'm fooled by a psychopath, what am I?
Amusing!
......
"Senior brother, you have changed. The boss looked at Ye Jiu's appearance and said very aggrievedly.
Ye Jiu was already completely confused.
At first, I was worried that the boss was some kind of Inhuman organization, but now from his behavior, this is not something that a normal person can do.
For example, offering your own chrysanthemums.
He's really a true psychopath......
......
In order to stabilize the situation, Ye Jiu planned to use delaying tactics, and then find an opportunity to call the hospital and ask them to take people away.
......
"I ...... Where have I changed?" Ye Jiu asked tentatively.
The boss said with some grievances: "You don't know me now, you used to call someone Xiaobanban." β
Ye Jiu: "......"
Are you dreaming on a horse?
Lao Tzu can't even call you a little banban!
The boss glanced at Ye Jiu and continued: "But it's okay, I've found Senior Brother now." β
"Senior brother, let's never be separated again in the future, okay? Let's be together forever, okay?"
Ye Jiu: "......"
Boss: "Senior brother, my senior brother. β
Ye Jiu: "......"
Boss: "I love ......"
"Shut up. β
Ye Jiu stopped the immortal Banban in time, and then asked, "Senior brother...... Can you tell me about the past? I forgot ......."
In order to stabilize this mental illness, Ye Jiu could only let go.
If he was an alien who wanted to harm himself, he would kill him, but he was a psychopath......
You can't kill innocents indiscriminately, otherwise what's the difference between you and animals?
Bullying the mentally ill, isn't it?
However, in the face of Ye Jiu's question, the immortal Banban was silent.
Staring at you.
Then, endless silence.
Without speaking, Ye Jiu even suspected that he had stopped breathing.
After a few minutes, Ye Jiu felt that his cold hairs stood up.
Being stared at by a psychopath, this feeling, indescribable, wonderful......
Who tries and who knows......
After a few more minutes, Ye Jiu couldn't help it, so he called out tentatively: "Senior brother?"
Immortal Banban: "......"
Ye Jiu: "...... Boss?"
Immortal Banban: "......"
Ye Jiu: "Little... Small Plate Plate ?......"
Sorry, I made another exception, so I retract what I just said.
I'll admit, I called......
"Hey, hey. β
The immortal Banban showed two rows of neat teeth, and said with a smile: "Senior brother forgot it doesn't matter, senior brother will help you remember." β
"Once upon a time..."
"Once upon a time, we ...... Uh......"
"Just a long, long time ago, we were all mentally ill...... And then... No, no, we're all still dogs......"
"It's not right, it was ...... a long, long time ago"
The immortal finished speaking, and then the whole person seemed to be stuck.
Don't move.
Silence again.
Ye Jiu: "......"
What kind of trouble do you make when I step on a horse?
It's best to keep talking until the people from the psychiatric hospital come, and I'm not afraid to tell you that I've been in touch with the people in the psychiatric hospital.
They'll be there in a moment!
You said we were all mentally ill and dogs, that's fine!
......
"Little Banban, you say, I'd love to hear you talk about the past. Ye Jiu said again.
However, the immortal Banban, who seemed to be frozen, scratched his head at this time and said with a smile: "I forgot too." β
Groove ......
Sure enough, it's a mental illness.
Ye Jiu tugged at the corners of his mouth and said, "Then how do you know that I am your senior brother?"
Immortal Banban squinted, looked at Ye Jiu like a fool, and said, "Do you still need to ask this, are you stupid?"
"I, I, I ......"
"That's it, don't you even listen to your senior brother?"
β......β
Immortal Banban sighed and said, "Okay then. β
Then, Immortal Banban's right hand shook towards the void, and a knife actually condensed out of thin air and appeared in his hand!
This psychopathy is really inhuman!!
Ye Jiu was stunned.
However, it didn't end there.
When this knife was completely condensed, Ye Jiu found that the pattern on the handle of this knife was exactly the same as his own!
Although the blade is different, his own is a kitchen knife shape, and his is a watermelon knife shape.
However, the pattern on the handle and the stock of the knife is surprisingly consistent!
It is not difficult to guess that the origin of these two knives must be closely related!
Ye Jiu looked at the watermelon knife in the hand of the immortal board in surprise, unbelievable, really couldn't believe it.
Is it possible that you really have a junior brother?
And a psychopath?
......
No, it's not.
His own spirit slashing knife was obtained from the system, could it be that the immortal board also failed to make the system?
This......
A psychopath has a system?
, what's wrong with this era, the world is going down, and the way of heaven is ruthless!
No, I don't believe it!
......
At this moment, the wrist of the immortal board shook, and the watermelon knife in his hand actually changed!
The silver-white blade suddenly appeared, and then the blade actually became longer.
In the blink of an eye, a watermelon knife became a blue ***......
It's so handsome that it explodes, so handsome that it takes off on the spot!
Ye Jiu was stunned, completely stunned.
The kitchen knife in his hand suddenly didn't smell good......
Why?
Am I not a senior brother?
Why is a psychopath more handsome than me?
If it's just a watermelon knife, I'll forget it, it's not much better than a kitchen knife.
But you step on a horse to get him a ***? or a blue made of spar!
Why?
Why!!
Why is my kitchen knife, no matter how it changes, it is still a kitchen knife! Small kitchen knife, kitchen knife, big kitchen knife!
Look at people! Look at them with your eyes wide open!
If I had this kind of weapon, wouldn't I have to show it every day?
If I have this kind of weapon, do I need a special space in the system to store it?
I step on the horse every day and pretend to be forced on my back, isn't it fragrant?
No, no, the sky has no eyes, the sky has no eyes!!
If you have wood, how can you make boardββ
......
"Senior brother, your face is not very good. Immortal Banban said with some concern.
Ye Jiu: "...... , I, I'm fine, you put the knife away first, the light effect is dazzling. β
"Oh. The immortal Banban put away his weapon very cooperatively.
Ye Jiu sat on the sofa, his face was ugly, ugly.
This time it was Ye Jiu's turn to be silent.
This kind of blow is also too ......
Make somebody's blood boil!
At this moment, the immortal Banban said with a smile: "Senior brother, let's go find the little junior sister, find the little junior sister, and we will really be reunited." β
Ye Jiu: "Little junior sister?"
I still have a little sister on a horse? Why don't I know?
"That's right, our little junior sister, let's go find her together!"