Although Ye Jiu was a little difficult to accept, the facts were the facts.

Although the immortal Banban is a mental illness, there is a great possibility that it is really related to himself.

After all, his own kitchen knife and his watermelon knife are not clear yet.

Could it be that he had a bad relationship when he was still the holy king of the human race in his previous life?

The teacher went out of the same school, but he was unlucky and turned into a fool?

This......

You can only take one step at a time.

Ye Jiu sighed in his heart and said, "Then where are we going to find her?"

That look came again.

It's like looking at a fool.

The immortal Banban said with a little disgust: "Senior brother, are you not in a bad head, what time is it now, let's find it another day." ”

I, you......

Horseback pedaling.

Your head is not good, your whole family is not good!

Damn, can you figure out who you are?

You're my junior brother, and you're a psychopath!

No, it's not.

However, these complaints Ye Jiu just thought about it, and didn't really say it.

After all, there is a good saying.

When you will one day deal with mental illness, then you have to be careful, because there is a good chance that you have been assimilated by them.

So, endure.

......

Next, Ye Jiu arranged the immortal Banban to the empty room of his house, because he said that he was going to sleep.

He said that he went to bed early and woke up early, and his health was good.

He also said that if the moon doesn't sleep, you don't sleep, you're a bald baby

He also said......

Forget it, let's not talk about it, let's get up tomorrow and talk about it.

Just as Ye Jiu was about to take a bath, a strange call with the tail number 666 came in.

Put through.

The unique voice of the middle-aged woman, "Hey, hello sir, we have arrived at the gate of the happy community, may I ask what building and unit are you, let's come and pick people up." ”

Ye Jiu: "......"

I just secretly called the mental hospital, and then took advantage of the immortal's inattention, and quickly said a few words.

I didn't expect them to really come.

But now, Ye Jiu didn't want to send the Immortal Banban back, after all, he had too many secrets on him that he wanted to know.

So, Ye Jiu said, "Thank you, it's okay......"

"Are you alright? Didn't you say your family was mentally ill?"

I stepped on the horse......

I know you don't mean anything, but it's really uncomfortable to hear.

Your family is mentally ill.

Can't you be tactful?

For example, there is a situation in your family, someone in your family is uncomfortable, and someone in your family is mentally extraordinary.

This man really can't speak!

Ye Jiu also lost his temper and said coldly: "No, he's fine, thank you." ”

And the other party still didn't give up, looking like he wanted to grasp the performance, and said: "Sir, I advise you to let us see, mental illness is sometimes good and sometimes bad, in case there is a hidden danger, you may not be able to ask us for help when the time comes." ”

"We are from Linhai No. 1 Mental Illness Rehabilitation Center Hospital, we are very professional, please believe us. ”

“......”

Ye Jiu: "It's really okay, in fact, I just can't sleep, I'm playing." ”

The other party: "???, are you crazy, you have nothing to call the mental hospital?"

"If you have the ability, you tell us the floor, and we will be able to detect if you have a mental illness right away!"

"Admit it, you're the psychopath, aren't you!"

The other party turned into a Zu'an person, and Ye Jiu also hurriedly hung up the phone.

Then, Ye Jiu tiptoed to the balcony of his house and saw that an ambulance was really parked at the entrance of the community......

But fortunately, the car left not long after, and did not really come in to arrest people.

Ye Jiu seemed to be able to hear the woman in the car scolding herself.

It's too hard......

......

Early the next morning, Ye Jiu took out two portions of milk from the refrigerator, and also fried two eggs and two sausages.

He had to take care of the food and clothing of the immortals.

However, when Ye Jiu went to call the immortal Banban for breakfast, he found that this thing didn't know when he ran to the balcony.

The fairy sat cross-legged on the cold marble floor of the balcony, breathing smoothly and evenly.

It really looks like I'm cultivating.

Originally, Ye Jiu didn't want to disturb him, but he had something to explain, otherwise he would be late for the school.

So, Ye Jiu lowered his decibel and said, "It's time for breakfast." ”

Immortal Banban: "I'm eating." ”

Ye Jiu: "???, are you eating air?"

The immortal Banban opened his eyes and saw Ye Jiu, who was drinking milk, and actually showed a look of disdain.

I'm on a horse, what's wrong?

The immortal asked, "Senior brother, don't you cultivate your ass?"

“？？？”

I'll go, but I still have to cultivate? After I finish cultivating, let go of the fairy fart, and a fart will collapse and die in a city?

Oh, my God......

The immortal closed his eyes again, muttering as if he were chanting a spell.

"The mountain of contempt and shooting, there are gods and men who live in it, the skin is like ice and snow, and the covenant is like a virgin, and they do not eat grains, they suck the wind and drink dew, ride the clouds, and they fly dragons, and swim beyond the four seas......"

"I didn't expect Senior Brother, I don't practice ass anymore. ”

Ye Jiu had a black line, and he couldn't wait to leave.

But curiosity was at work, so he pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "That...... Then how do you cultivate your ass?"

The immortal said slowly, word by word: "The ass is also called the valley, the grain, the valley, the valley, the valley, the valley, the valley." ”

"When people eat whole grains, they will accumulate feces in the body, produce filth, and hinder the road to becoming immortals. ”

"If you want to live with the sky, you must continue to cultivate your buttocks, do not eat grains, suck wind and drink dew, refine the essence of heaven and earth, sun and moon, do the things of immortals, and do the things of immortals, so that you can live forever. ”

"Believe in the ass, get eternal life, senior brother, have you forgotten?"

Ye Jiu listened to the words of the immortal Banban, and suddenly thought of a word!

Bigu!

This guy is talking about Bigu, not the ass!

I went, I really took this guy's pronunciation, and I couldn't tell the difference between b and p.

The flesh-eaters are brave and fierce, the grain eaters are wise and skillful, the gas eaters are gods and long-lived, and the non-eaters are immortal and godly.

This is the earliest theoretical basis for Bigu.

However, Bigu does not conform to scientific evidence, so it is absolutely impossible and impossible to cultivate Bigu.

In contrast, Ye Jiu believes more that people are iron and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic.

If you don't eat, you'll die!

No wonder this guy is so thin, cultivating Bigu to cultivate like this.

......

Ye Jiu didn't bother to pay attention to the immortal board, and swept away all the two portions of food by himself.

After looking at the time, it was almost time to go out.

If you are late, I am afraid that I will be scared by the head teacher to doubt my life.

But how to arrange the immortal board has become a problem, what if he runs away blindly and causes trouble?

Sure enough, leaving a psychopath at home is a very unwise choice.

Just when Ye Jiu didn't know what to do, another call came in from his mobile phone.

But this time, the call was from the head teacher......

It's early in the morning, what is the head teacher looking for me?

Could it be because of what happened yesterday and settle accounts after coming to autumn?

Wipe......

I really want to let the fairy Banban go to the principal's office.