Chapter 12 The strange brain hole of the driver's master
Here Su Yu ordered 30 skewers with the waiter, who knew that after the 30 skewers came up, our junior comrades were dumbfounded, because, because he found that he couldn't eat it.
Su Yu looked at Xiao San holding the meat skewer motionless, guessed him, and said to him:
"Why can't I eat it? Just now, I don't know who said it, and said, "Oh, these are not enough for me to eat, why is it that I can't eat now?"
Looking at Su Yu's yin and yang weird words, Xiao San was so angry, but there was no way, because you really said it yourself.
"Alas, I have to finish the meat skewers I ordered on my knees."
As he spoke, Xiao San picked up a meat skewer and put it to his mouth, and bit it down tremblingly.
"Vomit...... , It's over, it's over, I feel like the food is already in my throat, I'm damned. ”
Su Yu looked at Xiao San's appearance, handed him a bottle of beer, and said:
"Come, Shunshun is eating. ”
Xiao San took the beer and took a sip, the beer was cold and cold, and it had a lot of greasy feeling.
However, although this is a greasy relief, we have just seen that the amount of alcohol of Comrade Xiaosan is really worrying. No, after drinking a little beer, his face began to turn red, and his eyes began to blur.
Comrade Xiaosan looked at Su Yu in front of him staggering, and asked:
"Hey, Su Yu, can you stop shaking, you're shaking me dizzy"
After Xiao San finished speaking, he still felt that Su Yu in front of him was shaking, so he held his hand and pressed Su Yu's shoulder, Su Yu knew that he had drunk too much as soon as he saw what this thing said, and he obviously didn't move.
Here, after Xiao San suppressed Su Yu, he felt that Su Yu had changed from one person to two people, and the two of them shook back and forth, and the angry Xiao San slapped the table and stood up suddenly.
Comrade Xiaosan's strength to slap the table was so great that the guests at other tables in the hall looked at it sideways, Su Yu looked at it, yo, he drank too much and his temper was not small, and when he saw that the people around him were looking at them, although Su Yu was thick-skinned, he couldn't stand so many people looking at it, so in order to prevent our Xiaosan comrades from doing something stupid, it was safer to take it home.
In this way, Su Yu took Xiao San to the front desk, paid the bill, and the two of them staggered at the door and took a taxi and left home.
The man in black who was following saw that the two people were gone and took a taxi to follow, and as soon as the man in black got in the car, he said to the driver:
"Master, please keep up with the car in front, be careful. ”
As soon as the driver heard this, he immediately became gossipy, and we all know that all the drivers talk together to ensure that the household registration book of the eighteenth generation of your ancestors can be talked about.
No, as soon as the man in black said this, the driver suddenly became curious and said:
"What's the matter, young man, to catch the rapist, or to kidnap him? or whatever, tell me about it, brother. ”
The man in black saw that the driver master was going to ask all the reasons for the matter and did not give up, so he could only helplessly panic and said:
"Alas, don't mention it, the car in front of me is my wife, we had a quarrel before, I wanted to apologize today, but today I suddenly saw a man taking my wife to drink, no, the two of them sat in the car in front of them after drinking. ”
This eldest brother is also a temperamental, looking at the man in black with a sad face and saying what he just said, he suddenly felt his blood boiling, he patted his chest and said:
"Oh, I'll go, brother, it's too difficult for you, don't worry, brother, I will give you the nickname Autumn Horse Bike God, I will definitely give you a steady stare at the car in front of you from being discovered by them"
The man in black saw that the story he made up had an effect, so he calculated it, looked out the window with a sad face, and was a little lonely, and then the grandson touched a few non-existent tears from time to time, this guy is really a chicken thief.
The driver's eldest brother saw the appearance of the man in black through the rearview mirror, and suddenly made up his mind with the story of the affectionate man being abandoned by his wife, and his wife had an affair again, and couldn't help but curse a few words in his heart.
As if sensing the driver's elder brother's abuse, Su Yu sat in the bus and sneezed a few times.
"Ah cut, Ah cut, it's that turtle grandson who scolds me. ”
Xiao San, who was pillowed on Su Yu's shoulder, was awakened by Su Yu's sneezing action, and he didn't know what to mutter.
Su Yu looked at Xiao San who was pillowed on his shoulder, Xiao San's cheeks were slightly red, his mouth pouted and he didn't know what he was muttering, his eyes were closed and his long eyelashes were shown like this, and he lay quietly on his shoulder, motionless and very well-behaved.
Su Yu, such a junior, feels like he hasn't seen him for a long time.
"Eh, why did I say it for a long time????
Su Yu was stunned by his thoughts just now, and then shook his head.
"Forget it, I don't want to. ”
Su Yu just looked at Xiao San's side face like this, and didn't notice the smile on his face at all.
"This kind of junior seems to have become even more flesh and blood. ”
"I'm very happy. ”
The driver of Su Yu's car also saw this warm scene through the rearview mirror and said:
"You two are a couple. ”
"I, uh, no, are very good friends, we've been together for many years. ”
"Oh, yes, I'm so envious. ”
"Thank you. ”
Lovers? Count, Su Yu doesn't know, he only knows that they seem to have been together for a long, long time, it seems, it seems to be longer than he knows, he doesn't have any feelings for men or women, he feels that the relationship with Xiao San is like a relative, yes, a relative, we can tolerate each other, we can tease each other without pressure, a very comfortable state.
The driver looked at Su Yu and the harmonious and warm atmosphere around them and didn't want to spoil this beauty, so he didn't say anything. Just so quietly.
Good guys, the atmosphere and stories in these two taxis can be written into a novel of hundreds of thousands of words if you take one of them.
In this way, the owners of the two cars had their own purposes, and the two cars were quiet, and they drove all the way to the downstairs of Su Yu's villa.
Su Yu got out of the car, helped the still unconscious junior and let him carry him, and said goodbye to the master, and the driver said:
"Do you want to be together, don't give up friends because of something, before, I also had a lifelong friend, but I didn't wake up until I lost it, but it's too late, so you must cherish it. ”
After the driver finished speaking, he sighed, smiled and looked at the two of them and waved his hand away.
Su Yu pondered the driver's words repeatedly, and thought in his heart:
"Oh roar, this driver master has a story at first glance, and suddenly remembered Ibaraki and Jiu Swallow in the Onmyoji, oh, my best friend. ”
And here, when the man in black saw that Su Yu and they had stopped, the driver master was also a chicken thief, stopped at a corner not far from them, and said earnestly to the man in black:
"Brother, brother can only help you get here, go and pursue your love, if you really can't do it, you can't think about it, brother has a lot of good-looking little girls here, if you need it, brother can introduce it to you, don't hang yourself on a rotten tree, this woman is not worth it." ”
The black man almost died of laughter at what the big brother said, but, after all, they are professionally trained, no matter how funny they are, they won't laugh, unless they can't help it, the man in black really wants to laugh too much, but he can only hold it back for money.
His eyes were red, and his muscles were a little bursting, but the driver began to make up his brain again.
In the eyes of the driver, this affectionate little brother in black was moved by what he just said and wanted to cry, but because he was a man, he couldn't easily shed tears, so he could only endure it.
"Alas, I have to sigh that this man is really a good man, how can he fall in love with such a woman blindly, bah, I really don't know what to do, I have such a good husband and go outside to find someone else. ”
Su Yu didn't know that he had become a ruthless, extravagant woman, abandoning her husband and children, and shameless in the eyes of this driver's master, hahahahaha. Mourn in silence for our poor Su Yu little pen friend, obviously he didn't do anything.
The man in black didn't stop him from looking at the driver's brain, but he really couldn't help it, it was so funny, hahahahahaha.
Finally, the man in black couldn't help it, he turned his back, his shoulders trembled with laughter, this driver who loves to make up his brain thought that this strong man finally couldn't help crying sadly, he patted the man in black on the shoulder and sighed and left.
"When a man is crying, all others can do is pat him on the shoulder, and then give him enough quiet space for him to cry quietly, after all, how can a man cry so that outsiders can see it, alas, I am such an understanding and good driver. ”
This brain-replenishing driver left with a sense of honor that he had saved another person.
The man in black who was still trembling wildly was left behind.
The atmosphere suddenly became funny............
Here, Su Yu was about to help Xiao San, who was still like a lump of mud, to go up the steps.
"Oh I'm going, this who threw the stone here. ”
Su Yu, who was a small stone, almost fell into the mud, and almost threw out the junior in his hand, Su Yu grabbed it, but as a result, he forgot to kick the stone under his feet.
Oh roar, Su Yu suddenly leaned back, Su Yu stretched out his hand, but didn't catch anything.
"It's cool, is the master going to leave this world like this, it hurts to hit his head, huh~" Su Yu closed his eyes in fear, and then, after waiting for a long time, the expected pain did not come, Su Yu opened his eyes and saw Xiao Sande, who was still drunk just now, standing there energetically, holding his head in his hand.
The posture of the two men is similar to that of the scene in Su Marie's novel, with roses floating around them.
The man in black in the distance finally finished laughing, stabilized himself, and took out his binoculars to see the scene of the two people.
"Oh, it's so loud, I've got to shoot it. ”
Thinking in his heart, the man in black took out his equipment, a SLR, and was about to record this scene, but as a result, he seemed to have forgotten one thing, what was the matter? The man in black thought for a long time and didn't think about it, and then ............ , an embarrassing scene occurred.