Chapter 11 Xiao Sanjun's first experience
Su Yu then remembered. He slapped himself on the head, but the blow was so heavy that he almost had a concussion.
"Oh, hiss~, it's heavy, I'll wipe it, what about that turtle grandson?
"You're really enough, too"
The system was really angry and wanted to laugh when he saw Su Yu patting himself with so much force, how could there be such an iron Hanhan, Xiao San gently rubbed his head and said:
"Do people rely on this to eat, can they not have some professional ethics, which is like you, day by day, eating and waiting for death. β
"I, you......"
Su Yu said that he couldn't be a junior, so he gave up, and then changed the topic.
"So what now"
Comrade Xiaosan thought for a while, and then said to Su Yu:
"Well, you go out first, and then I'll come out of that corner and pretend to be your friend, so it's settled, and you remember to pretend to call me out." β
"Good idea, I'll get out of here. β
After going out, Su Yu did as Xiao San said, and sure enough, soon, Xiao San appeared in front of him, and the two shook hands first. Then they hugged each other, like old friends who hadn't seen each other in a long, long time.
After the two of them finished hugging, Comrade Xiaosan, our, the real artificial intelligence map was launched, and we successfully found the food stall.
When Su Yu finally saw the food stalls on the map, he was about to cry.
"Is it so close to !!!, this spicy chicken mobile map!!"
That's it, one person, one system, uh, no, two men happily entered the barbecue restaurant.
The barbecue restaurant at night is the most crowded, and there are a bunch of big men in vests sitting around, noisy and lively.
The people around him were dressed very down-to-earth, only Su Yu was alone, wearing a suit, which looked out of place here.
The surroundings were full of people, and the waiter saw two people coming over and asked enthusiastically:
"How many people are there?"
"Well, that's just the two of us"
"Okay, then you can sit here?"
The waiter led the two to a two-person table, a corner position.
Su Yu didn't want to sit in a lively place, so he also sat here.
The waiter took the menu for the two, and Su Yu threw the menu to Xiao San and said to him:
"The first time you come out to eat, you see what you want to eat, just order. β
"Well, I don't know what's delicious, you can have some."
Xiao San, who really stepped out of the system space for the first time, was still a little nervous, and everything around him made him feel like he had become a person.
"Oh, yes, you haven't eaten it and you don't know what's delicious, right, then I'll order it. β
As he spoke, Su Yu skillfully ordered the meat skewers to the waiter.
"Well, let's first have 30 skewers of pork, 20 skewers of beef, a plate of enoki mushrooms, 10 skewers of chicken gizzards, and then 5 skewers of big kidneys.
"Okay"
The waiter wrote it down on a piece of paper.
"Well, we can eat so much. β
"Who do you look down on, don't feed the cats, eh, by the way, there is no staple food, the waiter, bring me two more bowls of sweet and sour cold noodles." β
"Okay, let's have some beer, brother."
"Emmmmm, two bottles, chilled. β
"Okay, brother, don't you want anything else"
"Don't do that, it's not enough"
"Okay. β
After a while, the waiter took two bottles of beer for Su Yu and Xiao San, and took two side dishes and a plate of peanuts and said:
"This is a small dish from the shop, wait a while, and the meat skewers will be ready soon."
"Okay, brother, thank you, by the way, 15 skewers of pork and sugar. β
"Okay"
After the waiter left, Su Yu looked at Xiao San staring at the bottle of beer and said:
"Why? Don't dare to drink it? No, no, no, it's just a bottle."
"Who, who said, you wait. β
Saying that, Xiao San opened the beer bottle as if he was angry, and began to drink, the kind that blew on the bottle.
Su Yu looked at it, yo, this kid is very fierce, turned around and asked the waiter to take two bottles.
"Eh, bro, please get two more beers. β
When I turned around, I saw that Xiao San, who had blown a bottle of beer, was a little red.
"Hey, hey, isn't it, we're not going to start yet, you're about to finish? Besides, it's only a bottle, it's still beer, you drink this amount, poofhaha"
Su Yu looked at Xiao San's appearance and smiled, here, Xiao San's head felt a little dazed and a little floating, he looked at Su Yu and said:
"Shut up, is it okay for labor and management to drink for the first time, laugh again, laugh again and I'll beat you up." β
"Eh, I didn't say you, you said you have lived for hundreds of years, and you haven't drunk a single wine?"
"I, I, I don't know. β
"It's starting again."
Xiao San's mind started again, and some memories that shouldn't belong to him began, as if, it seems that someone laughed at him like this a long, long time ago, but who is it, I don't remember............
Looking at the motionless junior, Su Yu thought he was stunned, and said:
"Eh, you said you, you've lived for so many years in vain, and you can't drink too much, come, eat some peanut mats. β
As he spoke, Su Yu picked up a peanut and fed it to Xiao San, while the man in black who monitored the store was sitting not far from them and saw this scene filmed.
After a while, the meat skewers came up, and the freshly baked skewers had a lot of aroma, and the meat skewers were still bubbling with oil, coupled with the aroma of cumin, which immediately caused Su Yu and Xiao San to drool.
"Brother, your meat skewers and cold noodles have come up, you count, and then call me again if you need to"
"Okay, brother, go get busy. β
"Okay, then you eat and drink well. β
After the waiter left, Su Yu couldn't wait to pick up a skewer of meat and eat it, and saw that Xiao San was still motionless and scolded him.
"Eh, what's on your mind, hurry up and eat, it's not delicious when it's cold for a while. β
Xiao San, who was still thinking about the person in his mind just now, was suddenly woken up by Su Yu, and Xiao San, who came back to his senses, was also attracted by this meat skewer.
"It's a little fragrant."
"Damn, I knew that Ye didn't come to the wrong place, this is too fragrant. β
The two of them ate happily, and halfway through eating, Xiao San's eyes glanced at a plastic bag next to Su Yu and asked:
"What's in that plastic bag, I see you've been carrying it for a long time. β
Xiao San's voice reminded Su Yu, and Su Yu replied:
"Huh, what are you talking about, oops, I forgot, I was going to bring it back to you, but I packed it back when I was having dinner with that Qi night, it was very delicious. β
When Xiao Sanyi heard that they were eating the leftovers, he was suddenly a little unhappy and said:
"Why, you remembered me when you finished eating? Why don't you bring me something new, huh. β
Seeing Xiao San turn his head angrily, Su Yu felt that Xiao San was too naΓ―ve and too funny.
"Hahaha, how can you say that, how can I bring you back the rest of what I ate, this is what I didn't eat, and I didn't move a bite. β
"Okay, you, you mean if you eat it and don't bring it to me, you you, you, you don't love me anymore. β
"Hahahaha"
Su Yu was so amused by Xiao San, he felt that if the two of them changed their genders, it would make people think that they were a couple having a fight.
"How come, don't be angry~, I still love you. β
Su Yu pushed Xiao San, Xiao San ignored him and turned his back, Su Yu called the waiter and asked for three plates, and put all the dishes he brought back on the plates.
Then, I got it to a place very close to Li Xiaosan, although these dishes were already cold, but they were still very fragrant, and Su Yu asked the waiter to help them warm it up, and the fragrance was even better.
Su Yu took it not far from Xiao San as if tempted and said:
"Come on, eat something, how fragrant, this is braised pork, and elbows." β
Su Yu said that he also fanned the wind to Xiao San's side, causing Comrade Xiao San to swallow his saliva, but he still held back and said:
"Ni Song Kai, I don't eat dog leftovers. β
"Wangwang~"
Su Yu's dog barking made Xiao San laugh, and he whispered:
"Hmph, then, let's have some food, let's talk about it first, I just don't want you to bother me. β
"Okay, brother, try it. β
Saying that, Su Yu lifted the braised pork and brought it to Xiao San, as if borrowing flowers to offer Buddha.
Comrade Xiaosan picked up chopsticks and sandwiched a small piece of braised pork, the braised pork was crystal clear, particularly good-looking, Comrade Xiaosan took a piece and put it in his mouth.
"Oh roar, it's so delicious, fat and thin, I think I need a bowl of rice at this point. β
Su Yu saw that Xiao San was eating happily, so he asked the waiter for a big bowl of rice and put it in front of Comrade Xiao San, Xiao San looked at him and said to him:
"Hmmββ, don't think you're like this, don't ββ, me, I'll forgive you, hmph, I'm very vindictive. β
Comrade Xiao San said to Su Yu while pulling the rice into his mouth, and then choked up to expectations.
"Ahem, cough, cough, cough"
Su Yu really wanted to laugh to death when he saw this stupid kid coming out to eat for the first time, he said while patting him on the back.
"You said you, what are you doing in such a hurry, you see, choking, hurry, take a beer smoothly. β
As he spoke, he handed Comrade Xiao San a bottle of freshly opened beer.
β........................β
Looking at Comrade Xiaosan looking at him with a condemning face, Su Yu couldn't help it, he felt that he was too bad, and then asked the waiter for a bottle of drink.
Xiao San drank a few sips of the drink and smoothed it out a lot, and then the stinky kid began to sweep frantically again.
"Eh, can you slow down, eat some meat skewers or something, and besides, you haven't eaten that cold noodle yet. β
Xiao San didn't have time to pay attention to him, holding meat skewers in one hand, and desperately pulling rice into his mouth with the other.
"Mmmm......mmmm
"Hah, what are you talking to? Can you swallow and talk to me. β
"Eh, that, this meat skewer is delicious, can you order it?" β
Su Yu looked at the more than a dozen skewers on the table and said:
"Are you sure you can finish eating this and still be able to eat it?"
"Well, I'm sure. β
Comrade Xiaosan's eyes were shining, and he nodded affirmatively, looking very cute.
Su Yu couldn't help but touch his dog's head when he looked at him like this, cough cough.
Although I don't really want others to touch the top of my head, but I can't help it, I have to point at Su Yu when I eat and drink, alas, I can only sacrifice a little hue, after all, there is a saying:
"Orcs will never be slaves unless they are fed and sheltered"
It can be seen that in order to eat, everything can be thrown, which is the highest state of food.