FLAG.22 The goblin should also be a school bully

Not far from the village on a small hillside. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ready-sing!The pond is full of water, and the rain has stopped~Is Ernie sauce good, let's go catch loaches~" Mo Ming hummed softly.

"The water in the pond~pond~ is full, and the rain has stopped~Ou~Ni~ Is the sauce good, let's go catch the loaches~" A little goblin in blue hummed along with the tune.

"Dwarf oil, that's good!"

"Of course! The old lady is a genius!"

"It's amazing. Mo Ming smiled.

"That's!" looked at Mo Ming with a blank look.

"What's wrong?"

"......" didn't speak, and continued to look at Mo Ming blankly.

"Okay, okay," Mo Ming took out two things from the picnic basket, "Oh, petal cake and thick fish grill, choose one of the two." ”

Leprechaun Lu was very embarrassed.

...... Ten minutes passed.

"Hey, which one to choose, don't choose me to eat!" Mo Ming's hands were sore.

β€œ...... Both?"

"No, choose one or the other!"

"Uh-damn human!"

"Ahh Mo Ming directly stuffed the petal cake into his mouth.

"Ahh

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"Woo-woo---mio! That human bully!Ahh......h It's delicious!"

"Kirino-chan," the goblin called 'Miso' stroked Kiruno's head a little helplessly, "Didn't I say don't eat food of unknown origin from humans?"

"But, but it's clear that Lumia has also been tapped with food! she gets the three-tiered, that and that kind of sandwiched ......" Cirno puffed out her mouth and ate as she scrambled to describe the sandwich Lumia had gotten, but she always missed the point, and suddenly let out an "ahhh

"What's wrong?" the startled Kiruno startled Misin.

"I forgot to keep the miso portion!" Realizing that he had accidentally eaten all the thick fish grill in his hand, Kiruno had an expression that could cry at any moment.

"It's okay!" the big goblin hurriedly waved his hand, "You don't need to leave it for me!"

It's clear that Qi Luno is a stupid goblin, but every time she comes across something delicious, she always keeps a copy for herself, and this distraction always makes the big goblin very moved.

"But-it's so delicious, it's a shame if you don't eat the miso!"

"Even thenβ€”"

"Uhhh

......

......

"Y-Hello, human. ”

Looking at the young man sitting on the grass basking in the sun in front of him, he smiled and looked at himself, and the big goblin felt that his head was about to short-circuit.

Looking at the big tree not far away, Qiluno on the trunk showed a "dry and fall" posture.

How did it come to be in such a shameful situation?!

Mo Ming looked at the green-haired goblin that suddenly appeared, and only smiled and didn't speak.

"W-That...... Do you have to sing......

"Huh?"

"Uh, that, this...... It is said that as long as you sing a song, you can have delicious snacks...... What the hell......" said the elf blushing.

"Puff, then, what song are you going to sing?"

"I ...... I can't sing, say ......"

"That's a shame. Mo Ming shrugged.

"But, but...... "After all, it's been a long time since I've spoken to a human, and the big goblin tries to make his already blushing words more fluent.

Just now, Qiluno sauce said that it was okay to sing along.

I wanted to say that, but looking at the evil look of this human being, the big goblin couldn't say it anyway.

"Are you a goblin who lives in an enchanted forest?"

"No, no, I'm staying with Kiruno...... Ah, no, no, we don't live in the Lake of Mist!"

"Don't be so wary of me, I'm different from those bad humans," as if he felt that his expression was a little too 'weird uncle', Mo Ming adjusted and put on an elegant and indifferent posture, "It's just a little curious about the goblins." ”

As he spoke, he took out the remaining snacks in the basket and spread them out in front of the little goblin. I've had my fill, and here are some of the remaining bran cakes and petal cakes.

Goo-dong. The goblin swallowed.

"Take it, I won't be able to eat that much anyway. ”

"Thank you for your hospitality!" panicked as he took a small pile of snacks.

"How many elves are there in Gensokyo, are they all winged little girls like you who can fly?"

"That ......," the big goblin looked hesitant. Although she had received a favor from this strange human, she still felt that she should not reveal too much news about the elves.

seemed to feel resistance, and Mo Ming smiled.

"Well, what do you usually eat?" "Well, what do you usually eat?" he said, gesturing to the dim sum that the green-haired goblin held in his arms like a baby, "don't you usually eat it?"

"That...... We don't usually eat these. ”

"What are you eating?"

"When you're lucky, you can get some rice from a kind youkai. ”

"Huh, what about when you can't get it?"

"That...... He who eats and eats grass says, or he who eats flower petals, or he who is hungry. ”

"Isn't it? Eat grass?...... Uh, excuse me for the wording, I was trying to ask, are you goblins herbivore?"

"No, no, ahh......h

"Just?"

"We don't know how to cook meat. ”

To put it simply, it is incompetent.

Originally, I said, 'Don't eat these,' but I thought it was physiologically not eating.

Mo Ming was speechless.

"So what about winter? There's no grass to eat in winter. ”

"Winter, winter is the best," said the word winter, and the elf's eyes seemed to glow with joy, "Letty will wake up in winter, and then Letty is the only friend who can cook." ”

"Oh, that's right. ”

"The ......"

"How?"

"Thank you, human. ”

"You're welcome, how do other villagers deal with you in general?"

"I don't know, I haven't had any contact with humans for a long time. ”

"Haven't you ever had it before?"

After thinking about it, the green-haired goblin nodded: "There were more than a hundred years ago, but there are humans who poison the food we give alms." ”

"Huh, what a feud, are you all right?"

Shaking his head, "The poison of humans will not make us die directly, but it will be very uncomfortable," as if thinking of some bad memories, "Humans will take the opportunity to catch the goblins, and then sell or kill them." ”

Mo Ming remembered the origin of the fantasy hometown of the previous generations of the barnyard clan. It seems true that a long time ago in this place, the relationship between youkai and humans was in dire straits.

But now it seems to have eased a lot, and even if a monster appears in the village to set up a barbecue stall, no one will make a fuss anymore. The onmyoji or warriors in the village have also changed careers and started side jobs.

"Teach you a trick," Mo Ming said with a smile, "You can save the food sent by humans to eat when you are alone, don't eat it on the spot, then even if there is a problem with the food, you will not be caught by humans." ”

"Ahh

"Anyway, I've been coming to this hillside to bask in the sun when I've had time lately, so come to me if you're hungry. I'm really hungry, so I can come to the village and look for me. ”

To be honest, Mo Ming is not a person who can move his heart of compassion, but as a pseudo-house that adheres to the concept of 'cuteness is justice', Mo Ming still has things that cannot sit idly by.

"Huh, huhβ€”" The green-haired goblin seemed surprised.

"I'm teaching in the temple house, just come to me or Huiyin, don't worry, Huiyin is also a good person and monster, and it won't be bad for you. ”

"Teaching?!" He showed an even more amazed and looking up expression, and then he asked, "Why did the monster appear in the human village?"

"The human village is very different from what it used to be, little goblin. ”

Although it is still in its infancy, humans and youkai are gradually beginning to interact with each other and explore each other in peace.

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On the way back to the village.

Mo Ming: "I was really shocked, I didn't expect to run into that monster." ”

Yin Yang Jade: "Lumia is actually a kind-hearted little monster. ”

Mo Ming sighed: "The kindness of my heart still attacked me when I first strayed into the Enchanted Forest, leaving a huge shadow and trauma on my young heart!"

Yin Yang Yu smiled: "The teacher's hands have been sweating just now." ”

When he was talking to the wild little monster just now, although Mo Ming pretended to be plain, his palms were full of sweat, and he kept writing Yin Yang Jade and didn't dare to let go.

Mo Mingqi said: "Huh, do you actually have a sense of touch? I didn't know before!"

Yin Yang Jade: "H! Teacher is a big change!"

Mo Ming: "Hey, where do you want to go? Anyway, your thinking jump is too big, right?"

Yin Yang Jade: "......" is obviously angry.

"Speaking of which, the youkai named Lumia doesn't seem to recognize me! I almost ate it last time, but this time it suddenly appeared like no one else and asked me for food. ”

Yin Yang Yu: "Lumia must have been hungry that time, that kid usually doesn't take the initiative to attack people." ”

Mo Ming complained: "I'm not very good at ...... What a subtle way to put it?......"

Yin Yang Jade: "......"

"Speaking of which, these little goblins, little goblins, why do they all seem to be miserable, usually hungry and don't eat anything? Or are they actually eating people?"

"The youkai in Gensokyo who actually eat people don't exist anymore. ”

"Well, that's not good news. ”

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On the other side, two goblins sat on a big tree.

"Well, Chiluno sauce is delicious. The big goblin handed over the small pile of snacks. But in fact, there are not many left, after all, Mo Ming is going out to bask in the sun, but he is not specifically here to 'feed and play'.

"Have you eaten the miso yet? ”

The big goblin looked at these delicate and never-before-seen foods, and swallowed: "I just ate a few on the way, and the rest is reserved for Qiluno sauce." ”

But Cirno only ate one bran cake and stopped.

"Chiluno-chan?" is really rare for Kiruno-chan to voluntarily stop eating.

"Sa, leave the rest to Letty!"

"Ah...... Oooh. ”

I see, it's spring, that is, winter has just passed, and Kirino-chan has not forgotten her memories of Letty.

"Count, one, two, nine......" Qiluno counted the snacks in the package.

"But, but......" The goblin stopped talking.

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"It's still spring, and if it's going to be winter, and it's going to be summer and autumn, will these foods go bad?" the goblin finally decided to confide in him.

After all, Letty is a very frugal child, and she would be angry if she knew that Cirno had wasted food in order to leave her something to eat.

The two little goblins in the tree had sad faces.

"Ahh

"Why, what's wrong?" the goblin was startled by a sudden cry from Kiruno.

"I thought of it!"

"So what's wrong?"

"I freeze the delicious snacks with ice, so that I can last until winter?"

"Huh?β€”" Honestly, the idea was unbelievable to Kirino, "but even the ice will melt away, right?"

"It's okay, I'm going to refreeze the ice once a day!"

"Chiluno-chan...... It's amazing!" the big goblin praised from the bottom of his heart this time.

"That's right, the old lady is a genius!"

"Qiluno-chan, don't talk to anyone in this tone!"

"Woo~~~ I'm sorry ......"

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In the people, at lunchtime.

"Teacher Mo Ming, the plan is going well. Huiyin said with a smile.

"Huh?" Mo Ming, who was immersed in eating, raised his head, was confused, and then reacted, "Oh, oh, is it the cooking open class I said last time?"

"Yes! The response was unexpectedly strong! The name of the inexplicable teacher seems to be quite loud!"

"That's!" Mo Ming sucked the noodles proudly, "After all, it's been so long since the night market has been held, and the things I sell always inadvertently lead the food trend, it's really distressing." ”

"There are quite a lot of people who have signed up to attend the class, and even many people from outside the village have come to sign up, the maid of the Red Devil Pavilion, the court master of the White Jade Building, and the rabbit of the Eternal Pavilion ......."

"What?" Mo Ming felt as if she had heard something terrible...... Rabbit?

"When the time comes, Teacher Mo Ming will win glory for the temple house!" Hui Yin seems to be particularly energetic today, and it seems that the popularity of the temple house has increased significantly.

Mo Ming didn't have anything to say about this, although it was an open class, she also had an extra salary, so she should make extra money. But he was thinking about something else at the moment.

"Teacher Huiyin, have you ever thought about recruiting some non-human students in the temple house?"

β€œ...... Oh?"

"For example, those scattered little goblins, little goblins or something. ”

"Why did Teacher Mo Ming think of this?" Huiyin looked at Mo Ming with a smile.

"It's nothing, it's just that I met a few little goblins a while ago, and I saw that they were very miserable, as if they couldn't eat on weekdays, and they didn't have much knowledge and upbringing, and they couldn't cook, so they couldn't abandon it. ”

"Teacher Mo Ming is unexpectedly a good person, right?"

"No, I'm not one to be compassionate. I came up with the idea purely because those leprechauns were funny and cute, and I wouldn't care if they were a disgusting youkai. ”

"Rightly speaking, this shouldn't be proud!" Mei Hong seized the opportunity to complain.

"Hawkers, if it's a relatively non-lethal goblin, it shouldn't be fine, but this will make the temple house bear the complaints and pressure of the parents of those human children, has Teacher Mo Ming taken this into account?"

"Hmm...... This, I have to ask the goblins specifically, after all, if they accidentally kill and injure their classmates, things will not be easy to clean up. ”

"That's true. ”

"Be accommodating, Teacher Huiyin is also a monster, right? The relationship between monsters and humans is also what Teacher Huiyin wants to see, right?"

"Well......

"Be generous~" Mo Ming winked at Huiyin.

"Mo Ming, dare to speak with Huiyin in this tone again, believe it or not, I have unloaded your bones. Mei Hong's flat tone put down the chopsticks.

"Ahem. Mo Ming continued to eat noodles.

"It's not impossible, if Teacher Mo Ming can agree to a condition. ”

"What?" Mo Ming looked up.

"Add the 'cooking class' officially opened by Teacher Mo Ming in the temple house. ”

"Uh...... Are wages going up?"

"Of course. ”

"How much?"

"Triple as much. ”

"Deal. ”