Chapter 0002: Licking the dog theme, poisoning deserves it
The monkey watched Chen Shi patronize and stare at the computer, without any intention of going to eat, and a plastic bottle flew over.
Chen Shi was hit by an unknown object in the back of his head, turned his head, and was targeted by a monkey.
"Brother God, you don't care about that broken website when you are old, few people read the chicken feather thing you wrote, and I called you Brother God, and I thought I would really become a god! Brother is hungry. ”
Another roommate added, "Yes, Brother Shen, I want mapo tofu to cover rice." ”
Chen Shi bent down, picked up the half-left bottle of mineral water, and returned it to Sun Hou with a heavy blow.
"Hit your father with this kind of thing, you want to kill your father! Why don't you starve to death? ”
Chen Shi said unforgiving words in his mouth, but his heart was bursting.
Thinking about it in a blink of an eye, he Chen Shi will have 1 million in a month, and what dormitory rules do he still need to abide by.
Rules are dead, people are alive!
Chen Shi ignored the monkey's clamor and directly took out 100 yuan.
Now Daddy is inflated!
"Monkey, I won't go today, I want to contribute to the vigorous development of online literature, you can take the 100 yuan to buy food for everyone, and the more will be used as an errand for you." ”
What is the material level in 10 years, and the living expenses of college students can be solved by four or five hundred a month.
In addition to the roommates' box of 10 rice bowls per person, there are also 40 income cysts, which can be enough for the monkey to pack several nights in an Internet café.
Although money is not everything, at this time, money is the father of the monkey!
"Brother God, when did you become so bold? Won the lottery? Picked up the money? Or did the manuscript fee come down?"
"It's impossible! Just your little subscription, or our brother made do with your subscription, how can you have money. ”
Chen Shi received the contempt of the monkey, although he was very unhappy, but his book "The Best Talisman Bodyguard" was indeed written very rubbish.
"Go ahead, don't interfere with Dad's creation. ”
The monkey snatched the red ticket in Chen Shi's hand, put on his clothes and jumped out of the door.
Chen Shi clicked on the homepage, and the cover was a short essay advertisement.
In the past 10 years, many websites have not yet been established, and the print media is thriving, and no one would have thought that online literature would develop so quickly and quickly.
More people don't believe that writing novels online can make money.
Therefore, the website basically organizes a large-scale essay contest every three months, mainly short stories.
The shelf fee is also set at about 70,000 words, so that the speed of making money is the speed that can be seen by the naked eye.
It greatly improves the certainty and stability of online authors.
Chen Shi clicked on the Word document and established the title of the book: Licking Dog Theme.
Press Enter and click Control+S to save.
Chen Shi began to write the outline.
What should be the name of the main character?
Chen Tiangou.
Chen Shi knocked down these three words, which is a good comparison to the attribute of licking dogs!
The plot is brief: At the beginning, licking the dog likes to be a father, and a few days after being a father, he was trampled on and rubbed under the feet of the rich second generation of the main owner.
The breakup plot is used as the climax, focusing on the state of mind of licking the dog from despair to unwillingness, and the language description should be delicate and natural, so that readers can resonate, so as to produce a strong sense of substitution.
The climax of the golden three chapters is a necessary condition for signing a contract.
At this time, it is estimated that every reader will think that licking the dog will win the golden finger, and step on the rich second generation to give the two dog men and women a heavy critical blow.
You are wrong, the reason why licking a dog is a licking dog is that it is destined not to turn over.
There is no golden finger, no cliff, no guidance from masters, and no sky-falling system!
Just when the licking dog was down, he was rescued by the female president of the group again, and awakened the soul of licking the dog again.
Kneeling & licking all kinds of fancy ways for the female president of the group, as a result, he was not only disgusted by the female president, but also rejected by various leaders of the group, and finally lost his job.
When he got home, his parents would take him to a family party and be ridiculed by various elders.
I thought the world had abandoned him, and in the stormy night, he miraculously met the high school goddess.
The goddess asked him to attend a high school party to celebrate the teacher's fiftieth birthday.
On a sunny day, the goddess is particularly bright, and the goddess's laughter is so self-healing.
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After that, they all fell together, the rhythm was tight and exciting, and such a novel with thunder points gathered was destined to be spurned.
Everyone who reads novels is nothing more than living a boring or depressed life, and wants to find a light-hearted and pleasant little white text in the novel to soothe the mood of the day.
Who would choose a depressing, under-suffocated book and pay to read it?
Such repression and poison points directly turn most readers away.
"Hahaha, I came up with such a poisonous novel, I'm a genius. ”
The more Chen Shi thought about it, the more excited he became, and he felt that he was the legendary platinum god.
This book is destined to be a masterpiece on the street, and it will go through countless points just by stepping on thunder!
So what should be the title of the book?
The title of the book should be mundane and unnoticed, but it should also be able to be seen by the editor at a glance and then signed up.
Novel Title: "The Goddesses' Personal Warm Men"
Synopsis: Chen Tiangou, a young man in a small town, enters the big city, meets various goddesses, and tastes the story of life.
From the perspective of contracting, the editor first looks at the title and introduction, followed by the golden chapter.
Although the introduction is short, it embodies the illusion that a small person enters the big city, as if he is soaring into the sky.
There is a strong sense of anticipation!
Secondly, encountering various goddesses and experiencing all kinds of life is destined to have an extraordinary life for young people.
Such a story-telling synopsis is sure to be loved by editors.
In addition to the top three bonuses, there are also two promotion modes on the essay advertisement.
The first is to put recommended positions on the natural PK shelves on this site, and provide free benefits to major authors.
The second is to freely choose the paid promotion positions of other cooperative platforms and clearly mark the price.
Chen Shi is not in a hurry to write, according to the time limit of the task, and the characteristics of the rules of the site.
200,000 words will end in one month, about 70,000 words will be on the shelves, and one week before the settlement will be the latest shelf charging standard.
In terms of Chen Shi's ten-year online article speed on the street, 200,000 words, an average of 10,000 words a day, is more than rubbing.
The manuscript is stored in the first 5 days, and the middle 18 days are 4,000 words a day to test the waters on this site.
If no one reads it, the collection is very low, or it is scolded very badly, then it means that the book is written in the right direction and does not need to be revised.
And then the card point is on the shelf, and on the 23rd day, there is no promotion to see the sales volume, and the dismal sales volume shows that the book is destined to hit the street.
In the last week, 10,000 promotion fees will be put into major platforms, and the rest of the manuscripts will be updated in one go.
No one is going to pay to read a book with a poison spot all over their body.
It was just perfect.
In the following days, Chen Shi directly finished the book "The Best Bodyguard".
Reopened a new book, filled in the title "The Goddesses' Personal Warm Men", published chapters, sat and waited for the signing, and frantically saved the manuscript codeword.