"Don't push yourself too hard. Yakumo sighed, "Maybe you should rest and take some vitamins or something, or...... Do you need me to give you a full body check-up? about your internal organs. ”

"If I need to get checked, I'm going to go to a damn doctor, instead of standing here, I'm fine, just a little ...... Oh, that's ridiculous...... I'm starting to get restless, too. I touched the back of my neck and rubbed it hard, "Then I'll go back first, but ...... Have I ever forced myself? Do you feel it?"

"No, just politeness. Yakumo's eyes flashed, but quickly disguised it, "Get out." ”

"Okay, I'll play with my sister. I turned around to leave, but was stopped, "What's wrong?"

"When did you have another sister?" Yakumo Zi knew that I had an extra child, that is, Hachi, but she couldn't imagine anything else.

"Didn't you figure it out?Shenqi, you don't know?Or didn't I tell you?" Actually, to be honest, I wanted to bring Yuxiang to the Demon Realm, so that if something really happened to her, Shenqi could suppress it, but ...... Sure enough, it still doesn't work, even if there are miscellaneous fish in the demon world, in case it hurts...... Anyway, it's not good, "So remember, don't mess with me easily, my sister won't let you go if you mess with me." ”

"Hey, come on. Yakumo kicked me out of the door of her house and slammed it shut.

I sat down on the couch and pondered my next move, and then I felt my head be clouded.

"Alas...... Have you to this point...... I actually felt a shadow appear on my head......" I shook my head helplessly and laughed at myself, and I felt something suddenly hit my belly with a pop, "Huh?"

"What the hell are you talking to yourself?" I said with three heads poking out of my head and a man sitting on my stomach, "We have been coming in to see you for so long, and you haven't even noticed that something tricky has happened to you?"

"Ah...... Sister red...... You scared me, how are you ...... Cough with Xiao Wu! Get together with Jue and Alice, and throw the basket on my stomach, this is too unusual, isn't it?" "Sister Hong, it's not a brother, I said you, Xiao Wu and Alice, are you the ones who can walk together?

"We just met on the way here, and we all had our own things. Mei Hong yawned and rubbed her dark eyes, "You say first, I'll squint for a while......"

"What's the matter? Come one by one, you go first...... How about getting off my stomach first?" "My stomach is hard and not comfortable at all, and I don't understand why she seems to be enjoying it.

"Ah, I'm sorry, because I'm used to sleeping in a hard bed...... Ahem...... It's nothing.,I'm here with the purpose of all the members of the monster mountain.,It's the planting plan for the coming year.,Recently, the population growth rate of Gensokyo has accelerated.,Coupled with the easing of relations.,Irin-chan thinks that I can reserve more agricultural and sideline products that can withstand long-term play.,But we can't find a monster salter at all recently.,So I'm coming to you.。 "The rice bowl came down from my stomach just because it was for this purpose, but there was a fatal mistake in what the rice said.

"You're wrong, Suizi, it's not the monster salter, it's the monster idler. I pushed the frame on the bridge of my nose, "Also, you can do what you want to do directly, Yakumo Zi doesn't have to worry about it at all, she doesn't have time or mood to deal with this kind of thing now, she is about to burn X hair now." ”

"Well, then I'll go back and let them get to work, and their MS is already hungry and thirsty. It seems that she has accidentally exposed something terrible, but I decided to ignore it, "You go on, I'm still in a hurry." ”

Suiko is barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, and he can run faster than a Hong Kong reporter, if Suwako sees it...... Tsk tsk, true fans, even if ......

"Do you know who you're talking to?" a hat suddenly jumped out of the floor.

", Suwako, why did you suddenly appear?" I punched my hat away, and the small body underneath was revealed, "You shrunk yourself in your hat again, how soft is your body?"

"I'm bored, very bored, bored to death, I've been bored and I'm going crazy since that idiot was hospitalized, Sanae has been getting more and more serious lately, and I've been thinking about you the most familiar to me here for a long time, even though you're a goddamn bastard. Suwako beckoned, and the hat flew back by itself, and she sat under her ass, "But it seems that you are busier." ”

"It's nothing, it's just a coincidence today, Xiao Wu...... Can I call you that all the time?" "Sure enough, I still want to call you by that name!! "Is it okay?"

“...... It doesn't matter, big guy, you have the final say. Xiao Wu still has very complicated feelings about me, a freak who can't be read minds, this is the existence she has always dreamed of, but when such a thing really appears, she doesn't know how to communicate, "Can I tell me what I mean?"

"Oh, of course. I motioned for her to speak.

"Actually, there seems to be something wrong with Akong's head recently. "Little May Day is nonsense.

“...... Did I say there was a time when there was nothing wrong with her head?" Mei Hong raised her eyelids and spoke for me.

"No, no, no, it's been worse lately, and the original single-core CPU seems to have a tendency to be scrapped recently, I went to the Forever Pavilion to ask, but they asked me to come to you. "It seems that Yonglin has decided that he can't cure Akong's head, and the bird's head is the bird's head.

"Well, wait a minute, if that's the case...... Maybe I have a way, but ......," I left the couch and began to look in the cupboard, "where did I put it? Oh, the bottles are here, look for them...... Oh, blood sugar-lowering ...... Lipid-lowering ...... ...... to lower blood pressure ...... to aid breathing ...... to help you think"

"Uh, can't you use this?" Xiao Wu felt that the bottle in my hand seemed to be usable.

"Oh, this is not good, this is for people whose brains are close to normal, and it is useless for Akong's kind of boiled goods that open the inside of the brain, and he has to take strong medicine. "I didn't look back, I kept looking," forcing the immediate defecation of the ...... Oh, found it, brain fragments, huh...... This estimate is not good, this may have an effect on her originally, but now she is not at the level of brain damage...... There is, that's it! Stupid mass production agent! Xudong Huang Pharmaceutical No. 2 Factory produced it! It is estimated that only poisoned milk can cure her rotten brain, come, Xiao Wu, take the medicine!"

"Oh......" Xiao Wu's face was full of admiration. He took the vial as if he had received a holy decree, "This, is it dangerous?"

"This medicine can only be taken by her, and other people who take it will become big-headed people because of excessive brain development. The amount I gave was just enough for one person to drink it all, but just in case I still reminded it, "Normal people want to improve their intelligence and take the medicine that helped them think just now has an effect." ”

"OK, this should be able to cure Ah Kong to learn to crow every morning, right?" Xiao Wu finally saw hope again.

"Theoretically, if it doesn't work, you come to me again, and I'll treat her personally. "If this medicine doesn't work, then it proves that all drugs don't work, and you can only treat her on a physical level.

"Alright, I'll go back and try it first. Xiao Wu went straight to the ground with firelight.

"So, what are you for?" I turned my head to look at Xiao Ai, oh, Shenqi's artistic level is really not covered, and the closer I get to observe it, the stronger this idea becomes, "About Marisa? I can't solve the matter of declaring love in advance, and I'm still in a dark eye." ”

"Ahem, uncle, you think too much, the reason I'm here has nothing to do with Marisa, although I do want to...... Hey, hey, hey...... Ahem, this ......" Alice straightened up and sat down in front of me, "Uncle, you have to save me, you are the uncle of Ott." ”

"Stop, stop, you got the script wrong, Xiao Ai? I don't have the surname Shibukawa, and I haven't played Little White Dragon. I stomped on the floor and shook Alice off the floor to the couch, "So, what the hell do you want me to save you?"

"My stupid mommy is going to travel here! I don't want to be treated like a living treasure anymore!So uncle, you have to save me!" Alice fell on top of me and began to cry, of course, except for Marisa's little girl with negative emotional intelligence, even Mei Hong could see that it was pretending, but if I didn't care, then my uncle would be too uncle.

"Okay, okay, can't I just figure out a way to shut her up?" I reached into my pocket and pulled out an epic orange card: 'Shut up, priest!', and handed it to Alice, "Take it, I stole it from the Lich King's deck, but can you call it stealing the Light?" take it, ah, take it, use it, and with it, make sure that my old sister can't say anything but it." ”

"But Mommy isn't a priest?" Alice didn't quite understand the horrors of the strongest card of all time.

"Don't be stupid, girl, the strength of this card is that it doesn't just work for priests. I smiled proudly, it had taken me a lot of effort to get the Light from the Lich King's stinking narcissist.

"That's good, hehehe...... How long will the effect of this card last?" Alice suddenly thought of another question, reality is not a game, and she is completely unclear how long the effect of this card will last.

"Well, permanently, until one of you hangs up, but you can match this one, and use this card on your mom when you want the effect to go away. I pulled out another 'silence' from the back of my butt, "This card can undo the effect of the previous card, but both cards can only be used once." ”

"This ...... Wouldn't it be too precious?" I said, but Alice was a little embarrassed to use it.

"What are you afraid of, you're my half-drawn daughter now, just two cards. "I'm a real daughter now.,Hachi.,And then it's a little love.,This relationship.,Cards??," If you don't want to go, hurry up and have a baby with Marisa for me, you know, the reproduction efficiency of the undead is super low, plus I'm not an ordinary undead. ”

"This, this, this...... Demon...... Marisa...... Baby...... Kids or something...... What are you talking about!!!!" Alice covered her face and ran out, probably because she had made up something deep in her brain, I was just referring to using the genes of two people to fuse into a child, just like I promised when Mei Hong and Huiyin were married.

"Whew...... I've been waiting for Suwako, since you're so boring, let's play a little adult game......" I lifted Suwako above my head under her armpit and began to spin in circles, and then I was hit with a sword in the buttocks, "Oh, sorry, I forgot that there was another one lying here." ”

"You deserve to be shot, brother. Mei Hong put down the decorative sword in her hand and got up from the sofa, "The matter why I came to you is actually super simple, that is, the two of us recently discussed wanting to have a child, so we came to you." ”

"Oh, good thing, it's a good thing, no problem, wrap it up with me. "To be honest, I'm willing to let me come to this kind of big event a few times, according to Shiki-chan, this is the good deeds I should accumulate, "I need the genetic fragments of the two of you, that is, you can find a time to come over and let Systm take a little blood sample, but because neither of you races is human, so ...... The birth of this baby will take longer than a normal baby and may take several years. ”

"It's okay, we'll find a chance. Mei Hong was very satisfied, "That's it, then I won't disturb your good things." ”

Meihong left an encouraging look and closed the door from the outside, and when I looked back, Suwako was gone.

"Hey, didn't you say you wanted to play, why are you hiding again?" I walked over to the big hat on the ground, knocked on it, and shouted into it, "Come out, are you playing Squirrel Wars?"

"I don't want to sacrifice myself to let you experience the feeling of childhood!" Suwako's somewhat out-of-shape voice came out through her hat, "Being held in your hand like a rag doll or something is simply the most boring thing in the world!"

"Boring? How could it be! This is little Fran's favorite game! My uncle doesn't lie to me if he reads much. "It's not just Fran, but even Remi can't resist my move, so it can be seen that it's not me who has a problem at all, but Suwako herself.

"I'm not a child! What the hell is my uncle reading less!" Suwako suddenly poked her head out, just in time for me to stick my head to the edge of my hat, and so, a terrible scene happened, Suwako gnawed on my forehead! And it was in the middle!