"Ah...... Ahhhh......h Ahh......hh Ahh......h Ahh......hh......h I'm ...... You...... I...... Ahh!!!h

"Ah, a head of water...... Tut-tut...... Ah, it's so sticky......" I wiped hard, but I couldn't wipe it off, "Why is your saliva so sticky?

"That...... Is Suwako-sama here?" The door opened, and Sanae poked her head in from outside the door, and then saw Suwako going crazy at a glance, "Suwako-sama, what's the matter?

"Sanae, that's not right about you. I used a putty shovel to remove the sticky stuff from my head, "It's not scary to meet a ghost, what's even more scary is that this ghost has epilepsy." ”

"Can't I even meet a good ghost?" Suwako rushed out in tears, ah, it's too much, if this scene is seen by people who don't know, maybe they will think that I made her cry, how can I have the guts, after all, this is a ...... Well, forget it.

"Sorry to interrupt. Sanae apologized vigorously to me, picked up the hat left here by Suwako from the ground and chased it out, and bumped into a person when he went out, "Ah, I'm sorry...... Reimu-san?"

"Reimu, what are you missing?" "Reimu will not have anything else to do when he comes to me, except that the rice jar is empty, that is, the noodle jar has bottomed out, or the cabbage that has survived the winter has been taken away by Yakumo Zishun again, "Let's just say it, I can bear it." ”

"I lack a boyfriend, can you think of a way?" Reimu squirted all the tea out of my mouth with a word, "It's disgusting, what do you mean by that?"

"It's nothing, anyway, I had this reaction when I saw red beans turn into sweet potatoes for the first time, so it's good to get used to it. Calling for Syst to send a machine over to clean the floor, I shifted my position and sat down, "What, Marisa can't satisfy you anymore?"

"Hey, that kind of poor ghost......" Reimu looked disdainful.

"Reminder, the poor ghost in your mouth seems to have more than forty times your monthly income now, so Miss Lingmeng, the poor ghost king, do you have any thoughts on this?" I handed over the half-eaten carrot as a microphone.

"Click!" Reimu came up with a mouthful, almost biting my hand, "Chew Chew...... Therefore, the kind of two-tendon goods can actually make money by investing dividends, and I am also a dog!"

"You can too. I looked at the remaining radish tassel in my hand distressedly, threw it out the window, and took out another one from my clothes, "Click, chew and chew...... Why don't you invest? Don't you know that Mistia's Nightsparrow is now making money?"

"I know, but when you say investment, what about the capital? Where does my capital come from? Nothing major has happened recently! As soon as a small thing is posted, your distant great-granddaughter of the Red Devil Pavilion will be directly solved, and what kind of Bai Yulou came out to earn food expenses, these few people in your family have nothing to do and like to run around, Marisa is crazy, have I robbed them?" Reimu kept poking my nose, "What are you doing to regularize the city management! Now I can't even grab the task of unclogging the sewers!"

"Who told you to stay at home all day, didn't I ask Suzu to set up a mission point in Suzuna-an just to mobilize the enthusiasm of you people? If you don't grab it, why do you ask people to keep the task for you?" I raised a spoon to block the spittle that flew from Reimu's mouth, "You, alas...... What do you want me to say about you? Originally, with your ability, you are a proper protagonist, but unfortunately you are too lazy, look at me, how can you have time to be free?"

"Aren't you idle right now? Reimu pouted, "Don't say it's useless, anyway, I have to find a boyfriend, you can do it." ”

"Okay, let's say, what conditions do you want?" I took out the register, this register is a step in the formalization of Renno-sato, and the household registration officer of Renno-ri is responsible for collecting and counting, recording it into a book and handing it over to us, and all registered people can get relatively secure living conditions in Gensokyo, specifically that only registered people are eligible to issue tasks in Suzuna-an, and at the same time, they can apply for protection while doing certain things.

"Hmm...... Quite simply, you know I'm not very demanding. "Reimu sold Guanzi again, what are you doing......

"Nonsense, the people who can come to me and ask me to help with pimping are generally not very demanding. I rolled my eyes and asked nonchalantly, "At what price?"

"Anyway, the only condition is to be rich, richer than you. "Reimu didn't care about my teasing at all.

"Oh, that's not it, you can't find a richer one in the entire Koplu Star District, I'm the one who hollowed out a planet. "This hollowing out is just a physical hollowing, not that I am lying on the ground with a whole planet, after all, if you think about it carefully, if that is the case, it should be me who is hollowed out, "Even if there is, do you think he will be in Gensukky?"

"Just tell me where he is, and I'll be sure to hook him in. Reimu walked over to the refrigerator, opened the door and began to fill her stomach, "Don't you believe in my charm?"

"Do you have that thing?" I laughed (adjective), "Okay, so I'll ask you a question, if there is such a person, are you sure you want to be his girlfriend?"

"Of course, such a good injustice, and better than you, fools don't want it. Reimu's mouth was stuffed with leftover grilled steak from yesterday...... Wait, it looks like a plastic toy!Ah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's not worth much anyway.

"Then I'll ask you again, can you kiss him?" yawned, and pulled out a cell phone, which I used to contact some special personnel the other day.

"How is it possible! You think too much!" Sure enough, the boyfriend in Reimu's mouth is just a big wrongdoer, and she is even more ruthless than her so-called peers, it is estimated that she doesn't even plan to let the wronged big head touch the soles of her shoes, of course, Reimu has this capital, even if she doesn't count her poor upper circumference.

"With your attitude, the ghost will give you the blame, no, not even the ghost. I opened my phone's address book and showed it to Reimu, "Take a look, although I'm definitely not as rich as me, but I can afford to support you somewhat, you can pick it yourself, I'll give you the address, and you can solve the rest yourself." ”

"Who are you...... Vegeta, Piccolo, the perverted heavenly killer of the slewd creature Four-Eyed Pheasant...... "Reimu read the names in the address book in turn, "Captain America, Iron Man, Hawk Eyes, Black Widow, Hulk, Thor, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Falcon, Chief Blackskin, Agent White Fumei, Resurrection Guy, Carter Jr., Ant-Man, Spider-Man, The Winter Soldier, Thanos?

"Don't pick that, in case you kill him...... I can't fix this history, and I'll have to find the Chaldeans then. "Can Thanos fight Reimu in that world? Of course it's fine, but what about after the fight? I don't think normal Thanos can withstand the Destruction Crystal, as long as I have a chance to contact him...... The research on the Broken Crystal has not progressed so far, so how long will it take for me to fully recover my memory?

"I didn't plan to choose, you don't have a reliable one here. Reimu looked at it enough, but didn't choose what he could see, "You either can't choose here, you already have a girlfriend, or you're a freak, how do you choose?" and so on...... Are you kidding me?"

"Yo, you can see it?" I was glad that Reimu finally saw it, otherwise she would have to eat some of the brain fragments just now, "Do you think there really is a free lunch in this world? Do you think you can find that kind of thing in me? Don't be funny, you might as well go to Suzuna-an to squat a little longer, maybe you can get some well-paid tasks." ”

In this world, it's okay to get something for nothing, but Reimu hasn't reached that level yet, as for who has reached that level? For example, a certain Hecatia, a certain god, a certain Lafayette, in short, the gods are qualified to enjoy the pleasure of getting something for nothing, and I don't have to run every day to panic when I sit in the position of this supreme minister?

"It's boring...... I'm going back to sleep......" Reimu picked up my refrigerator and walked out, then stuck at the gate, "Old thing!

"Can't you just move the refrigerator when you put it down......" I sat where I was.

"Nonsense, won't you be able to take it back if I put down the refrigerator......!" It's really time to eat some brain scraps.

"Then I'm not going to help in the past now, can I still get the refrigerator back?" I'm bored today, so I don't care about tossing with her for a while, I'm not like Xiao (9), cultivation is of little effect to me, and in terms of skills, it is already difficult for me to strengthen because of training, and if I want to go further, I can only rely on external forces, or wait for some kind of opportunity.

"That makes sense...... Then don't come over to help me!, don't come and help me!" Reimu's IQ is on the line (fog), "I don't believe I can't get out today......!" Ahhhh......h Call...... Failed......"

"You work slowly, I'll go back to sleep first......" I yawned and turned back to the bedroom.

After sleeping for three hours, because my throat was really dry, I lifted the quilt and got up from the bed, poured myself a glass of cold water and drank it, but I didn't feel like it was enjoyable, I turned on the water pipe and drank it for half an hour, and then I felt that the burning sensation in my throat was relieved.

"Little Devil, are you back?" I walked out of the bedroom door, just as I met Little Devil walking with me.

"yes, I've learned a little magic, but why is Reimu stuck in front of my house? I came in through the window. "Little Devil cares a lot about some strange thing stuck in my door.

"Ah, don't worry about that, speaking of which, little devil, I suddenly want to see you in a bathing suit. "Reimu is still stuck in the doorway, but I've decided to ignore her gorgeously.

"I refuse, the sun is still shining in the sky, I don't want to show a print. "The little devil is arrogant, ahhhh......h ......"Hey, hey, master, don't just die! You haven't signed the inheritance agreement yet, hey, I'll wear it in the bathroom, can I? Don't lie here! The newly laid carpet is always gray, don't get blood stains and can't wash it off!!"

After that, it was a good job.

"Hey, that lump of ...... at the door" At dinnertime, Xiao (9) stretched out his chopsticks and pointed to an unknown object at the door.

"Eat well, it's just an elf that haunts the night. I knocked down Xiao (9)'s chopsticks with a pair of chopsticks, and then filled her bowl with brown sugar pickled ginseng, "Come, eat more, with your current cultivation intensity, you need to eat at least three catties of brown sugar ginseng a day to barely maintain your physiological activities." ”

"Are you sure, master?" said Xiao (9), who had a nosebleed in his nostrils and gnawed on ginseng with tears in his eyes, "I feel that my body is getting drier. ”

"That's a must, you know, you've been practicing for so long, and you're still stuck at the S+ level, so if you want to break through, you'll have to go a little crooked, ah, eat more, you know. Anyway, you're a woman, and you're not afraid to become a hooligan if you eat too much. "I put all the ginseng in a small (9) bowl and by the way put the radish into my own bowl.

"Hey, are you talking about ginseng, or is it a deer whip?" Wenwen couldn't see it, "Don't teach bad boys, you know?

...... "Little girl is looking for bad luck, tsk, tsk, look, I won't be surnamed Qin if I don't confirm my rogue level tonight!" I took out the soap from my pocket, "Oops, my hand is slipping!"

The soap fell to the ground, slid all the way, and finally slid to the position of the door, and one hand picked up the soap with lightning speed, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, it didn't matter, the soap was not expensive anyway.

"Don't get in the way, you poor witch!" Suddenly, an unknown object that was chewing soap was punched into the room, and the refrigerator flew into the air, and landed safely in its original position with the assistance of its own propulsion system, while the unidentified object's main body Reimu fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, and I said that soap can't be eaten, "This king has come to inspect, I feel honored to you!"

"So, what about the truth?" I looked at Remi, who walked in with her head held high, and Sakuya and Fran who followed closely behind, but I didn't see Misuzu Patchy and Little Devil.

"People are so bored in the Red Devil Pavilion......" Remi can still hook out what is in her heart in one sentence as before.

"Oooooooooooo............oo

"Sister is too much! Fran wants it too!" Fran pounced and joined the warband.

"Well, the relationship between the eldest lady and the younger sister and the lady and the grandfather is still so good......" Sakuya stood aside with a relieved face, completely oblivious to the inferior red and white carpet with white bubbles under his feet.