He Yi and Tian Biao gave me a thumbs up after knowing the news, and He Yi patted me on the shoulder: " Brother, I found that you bring your own God of Wealth, and you are particularly related to beautiful women, it seems that every time you receive the goods, you have to bring you, right, brother, let me tell you a joke, this joke is called Paplov's sister method, chasing women's tricks, using scientists' methods to chase women, chasing a quasi, if you take down that Wang Yirou, our career will go up a notch, my brother will teach you a little experience, you have to use it on the road. ”

"Every day, put a carefully prepared breakfast in the drawer of the female colleague or classmate you like, and keep silent, no matter how she asks, do not speak. ”

Persist in this way for a month or two, when the girl has become accustomed to your daily punctual breakfast, and suddenly stops delivering food, she will definitely have deep doubts and loss in her heart, and at the same time will find you with interest and questions to ask, and then take her down in one go.

This method draws on the immortal biologist Pavlov's "conditioned reflex experiment", known as "Pavlov's sister-in-law method".

The biological world has good policies here, but the physics world is not willing to lag behind. There is also a sister method called "Schröding's sister method"!

As we all know, in order to explain the probabilistic properties of quantum theory in a simple way, the great Comrade Schrödinger made a hypothesis.

A cat is placed in a box with a radioactive substance with a 50% chance of decay (once the radioactive material decays, a small hammer connected to a Geiger counter will smash a bottle containing oxide, and the cat will ...... Hung up), if we open the box, we can see if the substance decays, and if the cat dies. And when the box is not opened, the cat is in a pitiful state of "half alive and half dead" that can be both alive and dead.

Xue Zhi'e's sister law is an enhanced version of Paplov's sister law.

Every morning you pull out a coin toss and let the great randomness decide whether or not to add a meal to the girl today.

In this way, when the girl opens the drawer every day, she doesn't know that there is breakfast, and the presence or absence of breakfast is an independent random event, which is completely impossible to speculate. Every day's breakfast is a mysterious existence for the girl, and the sister Liang is gradually attracted to this mysterious phenomenon, and eventually will inevitably become very interested in this food delivery person, and you will cast a veil of mystery in her heart.

This fan-like man, at this moment, Xue Zhi'e possessed her body, with a deep sorrow like quantum theory, which made her unable to extricate herself from this moment!

Final summary: 1. The girl must open the drawer in the morning. 2. The girl can feel the breakfast that may be placed in the drawer. (i.e. the breakfast in the drawer that can be felt and reflected in it).

This guy can really say, what a connoisseur, I retorted: "What do you mean I want to use Pavlov or Schrödinger to use on Wang Yirou?"

"That's right, with your ingenuity to take her down, it's not a problem, add my sister's method, if it becomes a story, if it doesn't, it's called a memory. He Yi smiled!

Tian Biao was still very witty and said: " Not necessarily, there are more than 100 people in their company, although everyone has express delivery, first, not necessarily obey their chairman, second, everyone's needs are different, there are SF Express, there are a few passes, and there are postal, the price that everyone bears is not the same, some people value the high grade, such as SF, some people value the price, like cheap, they don't care about the service, such as EMS economic express, and finally what you said Pavlov and Schrödinger, it seems that only for women, or the kind of young women, the old ones are not necessarily, not to mention that there are many gay men in their company, do you still have to send them breakfast every day？”

I almost burst out laughing, He Yi was obviously unhappy, because Tian Biao always disagreed with him, but the analysis did make sense, I want to take down the business of her company, not her, I am sending express delivery, not breakfast, and sending breakfast every day, so it is not a loss.

He Yi looked dazed: "I'll give you the invoice, and give you two hundred hand-torn invoices, count it as a gift from me, when you go over tomorrow, take Wang Yirou down first, and then talk about it, to prevent other companies from snatching it, it's really not strong." ”

"What's strong?" I wondered!

"Dude, are you pretending to be stupid?"

"I'm not pretending to be stupid, what's strong?"

He Yi said a few words in my ear with a lewd face, my face turned red instantly, I'll go, it's too direct!

Then he said loudly: "Brother, I saw a house in Xinlianxin, let's go over and take a look, I don't know what the price is, it's not cost-effective to live in a hotel, we are not local tyrants, we have to be tight." ”

I think it makes sense, since I have chosen this path, I don't have much money in itself, and it is really not cost-effective to stay in a hotel every day.

Xinlianxin is not far away, it's only a few minutes away on foot, we waited outside for a while for the landlord, both of them came, on the fifth floor, the room is not big, two bedrooms and one living room, the TV is so old that it can't be used, the fan can't be used, the wall is painted, the bath is not placed, the conditions are too poor, I saw a few Xiaoqiang where I cooked. The price is not cheap, 1200 a month, not including water, electricity and property management, there is also property management in this broken community, and I don't know what to manage.

He Yi asked me how it was, and he also looked at the others, Jinjiang District was originally in the Wucheng District, and other apartments and the like were not cheap, and we couldn't afford to live in them, so we had no choice but to do this.

Soon I printed the contract, paid three mortgages and one, I paid half of the money, He Yi paid half of it, checked in with my bag, and made it for an afternoon, and I carried and got it, and I cleaned it for a few hours, and I didn't dare to cook it, I was afraid that I would eat myself to death, so I could only eat at the rookie station, and the food fee was paid monthly.

When I eat at night, I have to take turns washing the dishes, I tasted it for the first time, the sewers are blocked, He Yi dislikes the dirty, he doesn't dare to dig it, and he has to come to me, after the meal he also said: "Brother, it's not that my brother doesn't cover you, you see that this material is bought with money, and you only give a cost when you receive the goods, and the packaging fee is what I and Tian Biao have the final say, I don't care, it's all a gang business, as for the packaging, you can buy it from the Internet, cheap." ”

I didn't say anything, I felt like I was cheated, and I said that I would join them and become a shareholder, why did I become a courier, what does this mean, I have the opportunity to ask him clearly.

This doesn't play me, I don't send express delivery in Guangyuan, I ran to Chengdu to send, I am sick, an 8 cents, but also to throw the cabinet, a less than five cents, he said mainly to receive, Morgan Center is not our area, only the east and west, north and south streets plus two large and small districts, how many can be received, alas, or too anxious, today should not pay the rent, now can not get out, I am like an ant on a hot pot, anxious, but there is no way.

He Yi should have seen that something was wrong with me, but he didn't ask me, and he didn't know what I was thinking, I was thinking, what kind of suitable opportunity should I find to tell him about it, I don't want to send couriers, I want to be a shareholder, this is the purpose of my coming to Chengdu.