"Great Immortal, I want to ask you something, how can you send mortal things to the immortals in the heavenly court?"

"Well, just express it. ”

“......”

Zhang Xiaofeng said that it was difficult to accept, and he couldn't imagine the sand sculpture that he ran to the courier company with two packs of spicy strips and said that he wanted to mail them to Heaven.

"Tai Bai Xing recommended the business card of Yunxiao Express to you. ”

"Just look for them. ”

Seeing the business card pushed by Tai Bai Xing, Zhang Xiaofeng felt a little more stable in his heart, stretched out his hand to click on the business card, and applied to be added as a friend, and the other party accepted the application instantly.

"Yunxiao Express, at your service, No. 032 salesman at your service. ”

"Hello, how can I help you?"

Zhang Xiaofeng listened to this tone, thought for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Are you an immortal?"

"Yes, dear, how can I help you?"

"Can you climb out of the screen?" Zhang Xiaofeng asked very tactfully.

"Dear, the function has not yet been opened, if you have large goods Xiaoxian can also go down to Daoyou to handle business now. ”

"You know I'm in the mortal world?"

"Yes, you can use WeChat authorization, and you can see your personal information in the background. ”

"Okay, I want to mail something. ”

"Okay, dear, in view of the fact that you are using the courier business for the first time, I will give you a detailed introduction, delay you for a moment Oh dear ~ Rose / Rose / . ”

”......“。

"The company due to the recent Tianting policy, suspended the pick-up channel with the mortal, so the company opened the online shipping function, please provide the information of the recipient of the Taoist friend later, we will notify the other party to add you as a friend, and then the Taoist friend you as long, click, hey, click on the goods so a shot, the thing will automatically be transported to the company, and then the company's express Xiaoxian will be delivered to you quickly, do you understand?"

Zhang Xiaofeng was already stunned, this is too cowhide.

came back to his senses and found that the other party was still waiting for him to reply, Zhang Xiaofeng immediately replied: "Understood." ”

"Okay, then please provide the information of the recipient Daoist. ”

"I only know the other person's name, and I don't know anything else. ”

"You say dear, here is your inquiry. ”

"Jade Rabbit, and Howling Dog. ”

"Okay, Guanghan Palace Jade Rabbit, Shenhai Secret Realm Roaring Sky Dog, I have notified the other party to add you as a friend, remember to agree later. ”

"Okay, good work. Zhang Xiaofeng's mouth is as sweet as if he has been smeared with honey, there is no trick, he can't afford to provoke him, immortals, even if they are immortals the size of fingernails, they can kill themselves if they accidentally spit and drown, it's better to be polite.

"Dear, you're polite, please rate me later, I look forward to serving you next time~"

Zhang Xiaofeng replied with a good sentence.

"Jade Rabbit has approved your friend request. ”

"The Howling Dog has agreed to your friend request. ”

"Wangwang, old railroad friend, where is my Hongtongtong?"

Zhang Xiaofeng watched it for a long time before he reacted, this thing is talking about spicy strips, red and red, so fucking cute.

"I'll send it to you. ”

After speaking, Zhang Xiaofeng brought over the food prepared in advance, in addition to a few packets of spicy strips, there was also a freeze-dried freeze-dried that Zhang Xiaofeng bought for him separately with blood, it is said that the freeze-dried is completely made of dehydrated meat, and Zhang Xiaofeng wanted to buy a few bags for himself.

Shoot, click, send.

Zhang Xiaofeng clicked on the interface of Yutu again, took a picture of the spicy strips and carrots prepared for her alone, clicked, and sent.

"Your goods have arrived at the Yunxiao Express transit center, please pay. ”

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaofeng was stunned, how could he still ask for money, but then he was relieved, he was greedy, and he always wanted to prostitute in vain.

"2.8kg, a total of 32 merits. ”

Seeing the price, Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't laugh.

The mood is suddenly not beautiful.

"Is this a money-grabbing thing?" asked Zhang Xiaofeng bitterly.

Please select a payment method. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng frowned and ruthlessly clicked the bank card payment.

"Since the exchange rate of the Heavenly Court-Mortal Currency will change at any time, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact our customer service. ”

"Payment currency - RMB, the exchange rate is calculated, it is estimated that 528,200 yuan will be deducted, please confirm. ”

“.....”

Are you sure.

Zhang Xiaofeng decided not to send anything in the future, it was too expensive.

"The payment is successful, and the courier fairy is speeding up to deliver the ...... for you"

Zhang Xiaofeng threw his phone aside, looked at the payment notification of the bank card, and felt empty in his heart.

"Oh, I received it, thank you, but what is that Huang Tongtong?

"Yes, that's a carrot, and it grows two a year in the mortal world, and I've been saving it for years. Zhang Xiaofeng said nonsense.

"Crying and crying, you are too good to me, I will let Chang'e marry you. ”

“.......”

Zhang Xiaofeng sat up from the bed and stared at the screen with his eyes.

"Forget it, Chang'e might as well marry home coldly, it's better to hug a piece of ice, in short, I will find a way to repay you. ”

"No need, just come and support my live broadcasts often. ”

"Haha, of course, I'm going to watch the live broadcast of the Dark Moon, goodbye. ”

“......”

"Wangwang, are you there?"

"You said. ”

"I received it, but what is that white flower, Wangwang?"

"That is freeze-dried, the mortal world produces two bags a year, and it collects the essence of heaven and earth, aura, sun and moon, and you will like it. ”

"Wang, Wang, Wang, you are so righteous, I have made up this friend. ”

"Haha, that's nature. ”

"I'll taste, taste. ”

"You take the outside of the bag and eat the inside. ”

"You know, you know, it's like tearing a red bag when you're live. ”

“..... Pretty smart. ”

A moment later, Zhang Xiaofeng received a voice.

Click on.

"Woo, woo, it's so fragrant, I don't follow Erlang anymore, I want to change the master. ”

"What are you farting!" a cold voice followed.

The sound playback bar also ends at this point.

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

"Stay away from my dog. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng received such a message.

"Fellow Daoist, don't pay attention to him, Erlang God knows how to play prestige with mortals when he is not promising, and he cried when he came home from a fight with the Heavenly Demon last time. ”

"He farts. ”

"I didn't! ”

"Shut up. ”

"Ah~ I'll just open it. ”

"I pumped you. ”

"Paragraph 8 of Article 35 of the Heavenly Court Law, those who abuse small animals without permission will be sent to the Yunhaishen Gold Mine to mine gold, Wang. ”

Lao Tzu confessed. ”

In the next three minutes, the roaring dog didn't send another message, Zhang Xiaofeng stared at the screen for a long time, and the other party still didn't send another message.

Zhang Xiaofeng threw his phone aside with no interest.

Who said that the gods are boring, these teasers are not very happy for a day.

Zhang Xiaofeng, who had just spent a huge amount of money, was in a beautiful mood this time........