"Thank you brother for the rocket, sister for singing you a song. ”

"Let's learn cat meow together, meow meow meow together, and sprinkle in front of you, oops, meow, ......meow,

The female anchor in the video is like a female cat with lice, reaching out to scratch on the left and scratching on the right, and Zhang Xiaofeng is itching all over her body. The root of his tooth hurts, he has been pondering for the past few days, what should he do in the first live broadcast, if he wants to put it down, Zhang Xiaofeng will definitely choose the game, he LOL played a thief, but it's a pity, those immortals can't understand, what is the auxiliary and what is the jungler, don't have a good live broadcast and finally let him take an online class, that is really a precedent for the live broadcast industry.

Zhang Xiaofeng turned off the live broadcast software on his mobile phone, turned his head and looked, there were only two people in the dormitory, and they were all sleeping with their heads covered, Zhang Xiaofeng was silent for a moment, and then slowly stretched out his hand, stiffly imitating the movements of the female anchor just now, and muttered in his mouth: "Don't blame the ancestors and ancestors, I really don't have a trick." ”

"Fuck it, shame on you. Zhang Xiaofeng sighed, and reluctantly dispelled the idea of taking the cute route.

"It's not good to sell cute, it's not good to play games, what can you do?" Zhang Xiaofeng felt that it was too difficult.

"What are you doing? If you have a sad face on Saturday, if you can't think of anything, say it, let me enlighten you, fat man. The fat man carried a bunch of snacks in his hand, and walked in happily, because the school supermarket is expensive, and the fat man goes to the supermarket at the school gate every Saturday to sweep a bunch of food, although most of them were robbed by a few bandits in the dormitory in the end, but the fat man is still industrious like a hamster, and he is very worried about hoarding food every week.

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't bother to pay attention to the little trick on his mouth, looked up at the fat man, pondered for a moment, and then turned around and asked: "You say, now that boys are doing live broadcasts, apart from games, what is the most popular?"

The fat man threw two big bags of snacks into the cabinet, squinted his eyes and thought about it and said: "Eat and broadcast, men, women and children love to watch it, the audience is wide, and the money comes quickly." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the fat man and narrowed his eyes.

"What's the matter, are you going to do a live broadcast?" the fat man asked in surprise.

"No, just ask. Zhang Xiaofeng got up from the bed, walked around the room a few times, and turned around and walked out of the bedroom.

Walking downstairs, Zhang Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone and found Tai Bai Xing.

"Da Xian'er, when will the live broadcast start?"

"I was about to tell you, it's the first live broadcast tonight, you should prepare well. ”

Added a thumbs up emoticon for the Minions. 【Like~!】

"After today, your mobile phone will be connected to the Heavenly Court network, and you won't need to report the live broadcast in the future, you can do it anytime and anywhere, the only requirement is that no one other than you will know about the live broadcast, and I don't need to say more about the consequences of violating it, right?"

“ok”。 Zhang Xiaofeng replied.

Putting down the phone, Zhang Xiaofeng calmed down, turned around and walked out of the campus, and began to prepare, for the sake of safety, Zhang Xiaofeng must not be able to broadcast live in the dormitory anymore, it's not that he can't trust a few people in the dormitory, it's really too shocking, they still don't know why.

For the first live broadcast, Zhang Xiaofeng decided to eat and broadcast, and went to test the water first, he didn't know how acceptable those immortals were to mortal culture, after all, the immortals in his impression were the kind of people who drank dew and were not stained with mortal dust, until he met Tai Bai Xing......

The sky was getting dark, Zhang Xiaofeng sat nervously in front of the screen, looking for a good angle, there was a bunch of snacks he bought back in the afternoon on the table, the house was also rented, an old building near the school, although the equipment was not high, but it also made Zhang Xiaofeng pull down a lot of foreign debt.

"Tai Bai Xing invites you to join the Heavenly Court Anchor Group. ”

"Ahem, you are all outstanding talents selected by the old man from the mortal underworld, and the next time will be handed over to you, I will emphasize two more points, there must be no vulgar content in the live broadcast room, and some children in Heavenly Court are also watching it!"

"Next, please give yourself a loud and domineering name, which will accompany your entire live broadcast career, be cautious."

As soon as Tai Baixing's voice fell, a dialog box popped up on Zhang Xiaofeng's mobile phone.

"Please enter your nickname. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng frowned.

I forgot about it.

"Please enter as soon as possible!

Zhang Xiaofeng pursed his lips.

"The most handsome male anchor who swept the Three Realms and was invincible"

"Please confirm. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng reached out and clicked on the screen.

The dialog box disappeared immediately, and Zhang Xiaofeng's eyes appeared in front of him with the same scene as the live broadcast on weekdays, the only difference was that this time he became the anchor.

Zhang Xiaofeng subconsciously glanced at the upper right corner, a little shabby, showing that three immortals were watching his live broadcast.

Zhang Xiaofeng calmed down and said hello with a smile.

"Hello. ”

As soon as the words fell, the number of online immortals in the upper right corner became 2.

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

"The content of today's live broadcast is eating broadcasts, I'll introduce you to ......"

Before Zhang Xiaofeng finished speaking, a pop-up window popped up on the screen.

"No one is watching your live stream at the moment, please take a break ....... ”

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

it, it can't be that bad.

Zhang Xiaofeng waited for a while, the upper right corner was still empty 0, and Zhang Xiaofeng was inexplicably a little sad when he saw it.

There was a pile of food in front of him, Zhang Xiaofeng saw that a few ice creams on the side had begun to melt, so he helplessly reached out and took it, tore open the package, and put it in his mouth to eat.

Not to mention, it's cold and cold, and the mood is inexplicably better.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaofeng inadvertently glanced at the screen, and it seemed that someone was talking.

"What are you eating, fellow Daoist?"

"Asked, it looks good. ”

"It's not delicious. ”

"Don't fart, you see that the anchor is about to fly happily. ”

"Oh, I want it, I want it. ”

"The anchor left me a mouthful, drooling and salivaing"

Zhang Xiaofeng bit the ice cream in his mouth, looking at the mobile phone screen a little sluggish, but then Zhang Xiaofeng became ecstatic, in fact, he was not so happy, but his mood had just fallen to a low point, and happiness came a little unexpectedly, causing Zhang Xiaofeng's mood to be like a roller coaster.

"This is called ice cream, the name is a little vulgar, but the vulgar is elegant, this thing is of extraordinary quality, one bite is refreshing, two mouthfuls will never get tired, three mouthfuls of golden guns, cough cough, three mouthfuls of immortality, eat ice cream, good!"

Zhang Xiaofeng said nonsense, and the immortals in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"It's perfect, it's so happy, I want it, I want it. ”

"The anchor begs for support"

"What do you mean by fostering?"

"I'm going to the mortal world, and no one will stop me. ”

"Hehe, I learned it in the live broadcast room next door, I can only understand the unspeakable, snickering"

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at this group of immortals, smiled, and said: "Welcome to the immortals in the live broadcast room, Lao Tie double-clicked 666, begging for a reward and a gift, let's continue to eat!"

"Old Iron?"

"I know this, that's what you mean, it's called that if you have a good relationship, you learned it next door."

"Wow, Master Kong didn't teach us this. ”

"How many years has Master Kong been an immortal, and he has long been unable to catch up with the trend of the mortal world. ”

"Nonsense, don't think that you don't know that you are Lao Jun sitting down and letting the cow go, and let the old master beat you tomorrow. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng's heart was a little unbearable.

Why did the old master come out? He didn't dare to think about the expression on the old master's face after he knew the word Lao Tie.

"Too platinum star to reward a bottle of beer. ”

"Don't make any noise, let the anchor continue quickly!"

"Yes. ”

"Streamer continue!"

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the number of people in the upper right corner, and it had reached one hundred and thirteen.

"Okay, then let's continue, in order to thank you for your support, I decided to temporarily select two lucky viewers and give away a piece of exquisite food, and finally two of the gods who rewarded will be drawn!

After speaking, Zhang Xiaofeng didn't waste any more time, and directly picked up the spicy strips on the side and ate them.

I haven't eaten this thing for many years, and a strong smell of spices and the refreshing feeling brought by high oil and salt stimulate the taste buds on the tongue, and Zhang Xiaofeng's expression is a little ecstatic

Zhang Xiaofeng swallowed the spicy strip in his mouth and took another big bite, leaving a glittering oil flower on his lips.

The comment was silent for a moment.

"Jade Rabbit gave you a dozen beers. ”

"Gluttony gave you a hot air balloon. ”

"Qingniu Daotong has given you a graffiti gift. ”

"The Howling Dog gave you a diamond. ”

........

"It's so tempting. ”

"Notice: Today's live broadcast is a trial broadcast, which is used to test the stability of the Heavenly Court system, today's live broadcast ends here, and the anchors will choose their own live broadcast time in the future, there is no limit, too platinum star. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, smiled at everyone and said: "Today's lucky users, Jade Rabbit, Roaring Sky Dog, I will send the gift to the two of you as soon as possible, and I hope everyone will come to support the next live broadcast, and there will be good gifts at that time!"

"I want the red thing you ate last, I'm Jade Rabbit. ”

"Me too, me too, Wang!"

Zhang Xiaofeng made an OK gesture to the screen, and was forced to exit the live broadcast room.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked at the interface on his phone and clicked on his personal center.

"The income from this live broadcast, 105 merits, can be converted into the rest of the currency. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng directly clicked the convert button below.

"Please select a region. ”

Mortal.

Please select a currency. ”

Renminbi.

Calculating......

"Do you confirm the conversion of 105 merits into 1,503,200 yuan?"

Zhang Xiaofeng was a little sluggish.

Confirm.

"Please enter your card number and the money will be automatically transferred to your bank card later. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng endured the ecstasy and entered the bank card number.

"Succeeded, please wait ......"

"Transferred!Please inquire, if you have any questions, you can contact Tai Bai Xing. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng stared blankly at the text message sent by the bank, and the balance on it really stinged Zhang Xiaofeng's eyes.

This, the, also, too exaggerated, right?

Zhang Xiaofeng shouted wildly in his heart!

......