Chapter 142: Objective Good Luck
"You... Are you alright?"
At this time, Zhang Xian had already put on his underwear again, and walked towards Li seriously with some worry.
"Stop, stop, don't come!"
Li Zheng was really panicked now, he had used the [Upper Body Talisman] and had done it, and he knew how powerful it was, but the range effect of this Zhang Xian was only stronger than the [Upper Body Talisman]!
"You, you, you.... Are you sure the power is sealed now!"
Li seriously looked at Zhang Xian in shock, just now Martian Zi burned half of his upper body clothes, fortunately he had a strong physique and was not burned, but the hair on the back of his head was burned.....
I'm sorry..."
Zhang Xian looked very aggrieved, lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Li Zheng, as if he thought that he had caused the other party's tragic situation....
But in fact, it was Li Zheng who died by himself, and everyone reminded him that the so-called curiosity killed the cat is like this.
"Uh.... Don't don't, I don't blame you, it's me who is bad, I forced you to take off your underwear...."
Li seriously looked at the other party's appearance and quickly apologized, but it was a little strange to say, but it was harmless to Li Zhengyi, why? because he was shameless~
"Whew...."
Li seriously saw that it was really fine, and now he completely believed what Zhang Xian said, and women's underwear was used to seal power.
"Come, sit down, let's have a good talk and see if there's anything I can do to help you." β
Zhang Xian saw that Li seriously didn't blame himself, and he was also relieved, there were people who insisted on showing their strength in the past, but they all left after seeing the power, either because they didn't want to get involved in this kind of trouble, or they were afraid of danger.....
"So... Is your power a certain range for everyone to become extremely unlucky? But... Isn't that an ability?"
Li Zheng and Zhang Xian sat face to face again, and for some reason, the women's underwear that originally made Li Zheng feel diaphragm now looked like they had a sense of security.....
"Actually, it's not.... My abilities are.... Soak up everyone's luck...."
Zhang Xian was a little twisted, his hands were clenched under the table, rubbing back and forth, his legs were shaking involuntarily, it seemed that he hadn't chatted with someone like this for a long time....
"Suck .... Absorption!?"
Li Zhengcheng's eyes widened suddenly, and he was in a groove! This Nima is even more awesome than the [Upper Body Talisman]! The Upper Body Talisman is harmful to others and not beneficial to himself, but Zhang Xian's power is to use the enemy's Italian artillery to hit the enemy!
"Hmm... It's absorption..."
Seeing Li Zheng's bewildered expression, Xian also became a little flustered.
"That is to say... You're super lucky right now, how lucky are you, can you win the lottery?"
As soon as Li seriously mentioned luck, he immediately thought of the lottery, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Yes.... According to the amount currently absorbed, as long as I buy it, the jackpot is unlikely, but the second and third class should be me...."
Zhang Xian saw Li Zhengcheng's excited and somewhat perverted face, and suddenly became a little scared....
"Is luck quantifiable at the moment? The whole building just screamed, isn't that enough?"
Li seriously squinted his eyes, as if he suddenly realized something, if such an illusory thing as luck can be quantified.... Does that mean there is such a thing as Lady Luck in the world?
"Hmm... I can feel it, right now I'm not lucky enough to hit the jackpot, but.... It's also enough that will give me good luck for a long time. "Luck has its ups and downs, for example, after a person has recovered from a serious illness, his luck during this period will be much better than usual, on the contrary, if he wins the jackpot, then there will be no good luck for a long time after that. β
Zhang Xian is right about luck, after all, he can be said to be the person who has the most contact with luck.
"But there are also some people, Lady Luck takes good care of them, and their luck will always be good. β
"The luck I have now, I can feel that if I live normally, I will have some small surprises every day for at least a month, such as another bottle or money on the ground. β
"But it can also be consumed at once, like I am jumping from the window now.... The 25th floor is too high, almost the eighth floor, and my luck now can keep me out unscathed. β
Zhang Xian told everything he knew, he really didn't have any reservations, he was very eager for friendship, so after Li seriously said that he was his friend, he wanted to do his best to get this friendship.
"Oh my God.... Nima.... This is invincible! absolutely invincible!"
Li Zheng was completely stunned, and looked at Zhang Xian dumbfounded.
He thought of a scene, if on the battlefield, let Zhang Xian take off his underwear.....
What will happen then? The enemy's guns jammed en masse, the grenades exploded as soon as the safety was drawn, and all the enemy troops fell to the ground, and then the weapons of war malfunctioned, and all of them were smashed in the faces of their own people..... Then Zhang Xian, who had gained so much luck, fired a random shot with his eyes closed, and he was "very lucky" to blow up the head of the enemy commander.....
"You... Absolutely can't be messed with...."
Li seriously swallowed his saliva involuntarily, and then set up a list in his heart called "people who can't be provoked", Zhang Xian ranked third at this time, and the first and second were Boss Dick and Boss Gu.
"Hey... By the way, how did you discover that underwear can inhibit it?"
Li seriously suddenly raised this question again, indeed.... How did you discover that women's underwear can help you control your abilities? Did you find out by accident when you were doing something strange?
"Uh.... Then.... No one dared to come near me..... I live alone, and the dean even built me a small shed.... Every day, someone will come to bring me food and drink.... But there was no one to talk to me .... They are all afraid of me...."
Zhang Xian said this, his hands involuntarily clenched his trouser legs, it was obvious that these memories were not happy for him.
"Uh.... It's okay, if you're uncomfortable, I won't ask. β
Li seriously saw Zhang Xian's state, and hurriedly waved his hand to signal that there was no need to be reluctant, but Zhang Xian smiled.
"It's okay, you're my friend, and friends should share stories, aren't they? β
He forced a smile and continued.
"One day, I suddenly felt that there was no place for me in the world.... I really want to be in tune with people, talk to them, hold hands, eat together, share my thoughts together..."
"If only there was a way, something that would allow me to get close to people..."
"After I thought about this sentence.... A pair of panties was blown into the shed by the wind from somewhere and fell on my face...."
"And then.... I can feel that Lady Luck's smile has finally stopped...."
Zhang Xian said as he spoke, his tone trembling a little.
"Then I walked out with my panties on.... But...."
He stopped talking, and Li Zheng could already think about what happened next.
The dean you said... It's Principal Gu... Ahahahaha, others are really good..."Li seriously saw that Zhang Xian's mood was a little sluggish, and quickly changed the topic, wanting to divert his attention, and as a result.... He said the wrong thing.
"No... No... It's not Principal Gu.... It's the director of the orphanage where I lived...."
After Zhang Xian said this, he was completely silent, lowered his head, although he didn't cry, but Li Zheng saw it, his hand was clutching the trouser leg, suppressing something.
β....β
Li seriously knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he stopped speaking, and had to wait for Zhang Xian to recover himself.
"It's okay... Maybe the effect of the medicine is up, I'll go take some medicine again. β
Zhang Xian smiled, turned around to himself, took out a large bottle of medicine from his room, grabbed two or three and swallowed them dryly.
Li seriously recognized the drug, no matter how he said it, he had been to the psychiatric hospital several times, and once mentioned to him that it was for patients with depression, and it would forcibly make people happy.
"Good luck.... It's just objective good luck.... For himself, perhaps this is the greatest torture in the world ...."
Li seriously looked at Zhang Xian's thin figure, and for some reason, he thought of the blonde European child he had dreamed of, although the two were not alone, but they were both very distressing, and they were both strong. This Zhang Xian is obviously very lacking in love, and he is very eager for friendship, otherwise he wouldn't have said so much to someone like him who met for the first time, and he would dig out his heart when he came up... Either stupid or naΓ―ve.
"Are you lucky.... When did it pop up.... Or was it just the three of us in the first place...."
Suddenly, such a sentence came to Li Earnest's mind. The system suddenly spoke up and said this nonsensical remark.
"Three, what, the three of you, which three?"
Li heard it seriously and hurriedly asked in his mind, but the system was dumbfounded again and ignored him.
"Click!"
Just when Zhang Xian walked out after taking the medicine, the door behind Li Zheng suddenly rang again, and it was the sound of someone brushing the star emblem!
"Bang!"
Then, with the snap of the door lock, the door was kicked open from the outside!
"Hey, this is room 250, right? I'll tell you! I'm the boss of this dormitory...... Great...."
The one who came was a tall fat man .... He seems to want to make a comeback in order to win the position of the boss of the dormitory....
But what he didn't expect was that the door had just kicked open....
A pervert in a hood and panties and a weirdo in a backless outfit with a bald back turned to look at him.....
The atmosphere stiffened suddenly.... The aura of these two people is not ordinarily powerful, and they actually glared at the originally magnificent fat man in a cold sweat....
"Uh...."
"Ahahahaha.... Fatty, I'm going the wrong way, don't blame me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to go...."
The fat man broke out in a cold sweat, he had never seen this kind of battle, and those two were obviously crazy. As the saying goes, the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the dead, the dead are afraid of the stupid, the stupid are afraid of the crazy! The madman is the hardest to mess with, and there are two in this room!
"Hey, hey, the fat man slipped away, don't chase after the two masters, I really didn't mean to, let's go." β
Under the gaze of Li Zheng and Zhang Xian, the fat man nodded respectfully and closed the door.... Then he took a deep breath outside the door, the sound insulation of this wall was not very good, and Li seriously heard it.
"Damn.... What the hell is this place, it's all weird.... How can that master be the king and hegemon? The madman can't afford to mess with it...."