Chapter 143: Boss Liu Chao
"Hey! ”
Li sighed seriously, he knew what kind of mentality the fat man was at this time, after all, he was also scared at the beginning....
He walked straight to the door and opened the door, the fat man was still outside, and he was startled by Li Zheng, who suddenly came out.
"Don't, don't, brother! I don't pretend to be the boss! I don't want to be the boss anymore! You're the boss! I was just kidding..."
As soon as the fat man heard that Li seriously wanted to go in by himself, his hairs immediately stood on end, and he had a feeling that he was going to be recruited by the cult, so he quickly shook his head like a rattle, and refused to go in.
"Hey... It's all a misunderstanding, he's not a pervert, it's to suppress the power, I've just been burned by fire.... This is a normal shirt, not a backless outfit, we are roommates, not some kind of gay guy in the bar....."
Li seriously narrowed his eyes, he had already seen everything from the fat man's eyes, this thing made them on the spot....
"Really... Really?"
The fat man asked suspiciously, as if he didn't believe it.
"Tsk.... Let you be the boss, big brother, come in, little brother will explain to you later. ”
Li was too lazy to fight with the fat man, and directly threw out the title of boss, the fat man's eyes lit up when he heard the boss, he relied on his physique to be the boss since he was a child, and he ran rampant everywhere, accepting younger brothers, building gangs, collecting protection money, and grabbing lollipops.... That's an elementary school thing....
Since he reached junior high school, he has felt the malice of society, the world.... Fat people are tough!
The school bully in elementary school has become a dick in junior high school.,And this status quo has continued to college.,Now he's awakened to his abilities.,Bursting with confidence.,Vowed to get back to the scenery of elementary school.,As a result, I met two perverts....
"Ahhahahaha! I'm the eldest brother! Then there's no way, the eldest brother must be considerate and accept the younger brother~ Okay, I'll go in!"
The fat man smiled and entered the house with his luggage, Nima... It's so fat, he can't squeeze in if the door frame is a little narrower.
"Okay! I announce! From now on, I will be the boss of the 250 dormitory!"
As soon as the fat man entered the door, he threw off his luggage and sat on the sofa in the living room. That's right, although this building is very dilapidated, but the interior is a residential building, room 250 is a four-bedroom living room, a bathroom, a kitchen, that is, four people each have a room, which is a bit of a private space, good.
"I'm here to set a few rules! First, the boss's orders cannot be refuted! Second, if the boss doesn't fall in love, you are not allowed to find a girlfriend! Third, you must pay one credit of protection money every month! Fourth, strictly abide by the above three rules!
The fat man is very stinky and really thinks of himself as the boss, and he sets four rules while sitting on the sofa, while Li Cheng and Zhang Xian look at him like baboons.
"Hmm.... I'm going to give the first order now! You! Yes, that's you! Pervert with panties!"
The fat man pointed at Zhang Xian, hooked his fingers, and motioned for the other party to come over. I was scared just now, but when I became the "boss", I immediately floated, tsk, it seems that my skin is thick enough.
"Ahh What's wrong, boss?"
Zhang Xian saw that the other party called himself, and walked over quickly. Since Li Zhengcheng called him the boss just now, he also called it himself, it doesn't matter, the fat man is even more floating, and his nostrils are about to point to the sky.
"Take it off, you!"
I don't know whether to live or die! The dead fat man didn't say a word, and when he saw Zhang Xian walk in, he pulled off the underwear on his face!
"it!"
Li seriously saw that something was wrong, and with a loud curse, he hurriedly rushed into his bedroom and protected his head with a pillow.
"Give it back!"
Zhang Xian was stunned for a moment, reacted suddenly, and began to snatch the lace-trimmed panties in the fat man's hand.
"When you come in in the future, don't wear this strange thing!
It's in effect!
The next second, when the fat man was talking to himself, his jaw snapped and bit his tongue hard, and then, he screamed, and then his jaw dislocated...
"Ahh Ahh
The fat man opened his mouth wide like a hippopotamus, unable to close his life and death, and ran around crying in pain.
"Zhang Xian!
At this moment, Li Zhengcheng rushed out with a pillow on his head, holding another woman's underwear that Zhang Xian was originally holding, and threw it out.
"Ahh
The fat man was still screaming, and Zhang Xian took the thrown panties and put them on his head. Fortunately, Li seriously reacted quickly this time, and everything was over in just five seconds, otherwise I don't know what the fat man would be like...
"Ahhh
The fat man still opened his mouth like a hippopotamus, pointing his finger at his mouth while crying, looking at Li Cheng and Zhang Xian with a pleading face, and signaling to help him.
"Tsk..... Why am I a little mentally retarded..."
Li Zheng was really speechless, and when he came up, he hit the fat man's chin straight with an uppercut.
"Boom!"
The dislocation was cured, and the fat man shook his jaw from side to side, bit it twice, and then pounced on Li Zhengcheng with tears streaming down his face.
"Thank you! You're my savior!"
“....”
Li seriously looked at the fat man with snot and tears.... I really don't understand, where does such a person get the confidence to be the boss?
........
More than 20 minutes later, Li Zheng and Zhang Xian thoroughly explained the situation to the fat man, and with the experience just now, the fat man completely believed their words and did not have any doubts.
"Eh, why do you only wear women's underwear, not men?"
The fat man doesn't want to be the boss anymore, Li Zhengcheng just punched, he felt it, it was more than his own dick, and he couldn't afford to provoke it. Therefore, the order at this time is, Li is the eldest seriously, the fat is the second, and Zhang Xian is the elder. Zhang Xian didn't care about these at all, he was very happy to have friends. "Hmm.... I don't know why... I've tried, but not for men, it must be for women, and it has to be cotton, lace edges work best, and others will have power leakage...."
Zhang Xian is also confused, could it be that Lady Luck is wearing lace-edged cotton panties?
"Hey, let's not talk about this, fatty, we will be roommates in the future, we have to be united, if anyone dares to bully Zhang Xian, they must help, if you can't beat it, call me!
Li said to the fat man seriously, and he also saw that the fat man is not bad, he just likes to be in the limelight.
"Eh, isn't that necessary, Brother Li! As soon as you get out, no one can beat you!"
This fat man's licking skills are really good, which makes Li a little fluttery when he listens carefully.
"Oh, by the way, I don't know what your name is?"
Li seriously looked back at the fat man, he had been making trouble for so long just now, and he didn't know the name of the other party, and his ability was not clear.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, fat man, my name is Liu Chao!
"Hmm..."
Li listened carefully to the name, the name was nothing special, but for some reason, it just felt very compatible with his own image and personality.
"What is ability?
Li thought about it seriously, and decided to ask, after all, they will be roommates in the future, and they don't want to know the root of the matter when they first met, at least they must have a general understanding.
"Convenient and convenient~ My ability is [Virtual], and it is currently at the level of Lv2. ”
Liu Chao scratched his scalp, although he looked a little embarrassed, his eyes flashed with pride.
"it! Void! Is it the kind of void that can be biubiubiu to put the void flash! Are you from the void god realm!"
Li Zheng's eyes widened suddenly, if the other party is really that ability, my God, it is too handsome!
"Uh... It's not..."
Liu Chao was taken aback by Li's serious and excited appearance.
"My blur refers to the ability to blur the body, which is considered to be the transformation system. I can go through the wall, others can't touch me, and I can't touch others. Now at Lv2, the physical exertion is still relatively serious. ”
Li listened carefully to Liu Chao's explanation, and suddenly lost interest.
"Cut, that's it. ”
He snapped his nostrils, looking extremely unpumped, but then again, the more abilities the better. Li seriously despised the other party's ability and secretly copied it. As for Zhang Xian's power, he tried it, it was not an ability, nor was it a physical speciality, but an unknown power, so it could not be copied.
"Click..."
While everyone was sitting on the couch chatting, the door rang again.
The three of them looked at the door of the dormitory in unison, and there were only four people in each dormitory, that is, the last person, finally arrived.