I covered my skull and said, "Can I swear?"

Zheng Xiaoxiong looked at Mo Yulu, then at me, and said, "I'm avoiding, please speak!"

Mo Yulu stopped me and said, "If you don't explain what you just said today, I won't allow you to say a word of swearing!"

"Don't be so unreasonable......"

"Am I quite unreasonable?" Mo Yulu was angry, and I trembled, inexplicably a little cowardly.

I don't think I've done anything wrong, right? Why do you want to be so cowardly?

However, Mo Yulu will not reason with me.

She stepped forward, and I stepped backwards.

She pressed in, and I backed back again and again until my back reached the closet.

Faintly, I smelled the smell of shit that broke people's moods and bad people's moods.

"Am I unreasonable?" Mo Yulu asked again.

My head shrank, my scalp was numb, my dandruff fell, and my voice was much smaller: "No, you are the most reasonable girl in the world......"

I opened my eyes and said nonsense, but Mo Yulu actually listened with my eyes closed - such a simple girl is really rare in the world. She even smiled at me with her signature smile, which made my heart flutter, and I immediately felt that this nonsense was very valuable, and I would be glad to say it again with my eyes open.

It's just that when I turned around, I saw Zheng Xiaoxiong's surprised gaze and wide open mouth, and I felt quite faceless, so I hurriedly did something to save my image.

Taking a brave step forward, I solemnly declared, "I'm going to swear!"

Mo Yulu didn't seem to understand why I suddenly wanted to swear again, she stopped me and said, "At a young age, what kind of swear do scholars say?!"

"I can't help it! If you stop me, I'm going to talk about it!" I looked at Zheng Xiaoxiong and shouted, feeling that I had a kind of tragedy that looked at death as home.

"Don't tell me!" Mo Yulu pounced to cover my mouth.

Although I also thought in my heart that I would let Mo Yulu come over and cover my mouth to see how it felt, I didn't want to compromise when I saw that she was really menacing and ready to attack me.

I jumped away, three or five steps away from Mo Yulu, pointed at the pile of shit, and yelled, "It's dirty!!"

Mo Yulu was stunned for a moment, then came back to her senses, sneered, and said, "This is your 'dirty talk'?"

Before I could reply, Zheng Xiaoxiong, who seemed to be smiling on the side, had already snatched my words and said, "It's all 'dirty', isn't it called dirty?"

I kicked him and said, "Get out of here!"

Zheng Xiaoxiong laughed, said, "Okay!" and ran away.

Only me and Mo Yulu were left in the dressing room, and the atmosphere was a little strange for a while.

I scratched my head and said, "I...... I'm not done yet......"

Mo Yulu's face sank at the moment, and the murderous aura in her eyes rose, but she didn't even look at me, and immediately raised her eyebrows again, and said, "You continue!" The voice was colder than the winter in Beijing, and I couldn't help but shiver again.

This situation is so severe that I can't care much about it, pointing at Mo Yulu's face and roaring: "It's so beautiful!"

Mo Yulu was stunned again, wanted to laugh, but endured it desperately, the corners of her mouth rose for a while, and then she was depressed, her little face was red from exhaustion, and she held back for a long time before bursting out with a sentence: "You ...... You shameless!"

The first time I was evaluated like this, especially Mo Yulu, I was at a loss and stammered, "Okay...... It doesn't seem to be ......."

Mo Yulu looked at me seriously, as if to see if I had a face. Two seconds later, she concluded, "Shameless!"

Watching her lips move, my head twitched, and I answered, "Okay......"

This answer made Mo Yulu's head short-circuit, and she stood there like a piece of wood.

Although I don't usually have the opportunity to see Mo Yulu's stupid performance, now is really not a good time to appreciate it.

After all, the opportunity must not be lost, the time will not come, I seized the opportunity, hurriedly pushed Mo Yulu out of the door, and then through the door, I wanted to say to her affectionately: "Today I want to tidy up the wardrobe, and I will come back tomorrow night to date you!"

Mo Yulu slammed the door and said, "Open the door!"

The speed of the rapid striking was almost more ferocious than striking the metal, and I was killed in a thousand words. After some consideration, I said to her, "It stinks too much to clean up here, and I guess you don't have much appetite today, so why don't we go back tomorrow?"

I thought Mo Yulu would answer me sweetly outside: "Okay!"

Unexpectedly, the reply I received was, "Who wants to go with you tomorrow?

I looked at the shit-colored door, looked back at the shit-like shit, and my anger flinched again.

I tore up a few pieces of paper and wrapped up the shit, thinking that I would have to smear it on the soldier's face with my shit-stained hands.

Just as he was thinking, the door opened, and Wu Bing and Ge Liang walked up talking and laughing.

Seeing that I was cleaning up the shit, Wu Bing smiled: "Boy, have you had any shit luck today?" Mo Yulu promised to accompany you to dinner, you must want to eat a pound (he did say a pound, not a clerical error), right?"

When I heard the word "shit", I knew yes, this thing must have been brought by this kid!

"Hehe!" I sneered, and without saying a word, threw the shit in my hand at him.

Wu Bing was startled and panicked to avoid it, but unexpectedly avoided the wrong direction, collided with Ge Liang, and fell to the ground.

I rushed over and punched him in the nose. He reacted quickly, his hands blocking my fists, his ass still writhing, trying to sit up. Of course I didn't allow it, so I grabbed his neck with both hands, and before I could start to exert myself, he broke me apart, and sat up with all my strength.

I was about to give him another fatal blow, but I was hit hard by Ge Liang in the back, and I couldn't help but fall towards the soldiers.

I waved my hands wildly, trying to find something to borrow strength, but the internal force was not as fast as the external force, and before I could grab something, my hands had already missed the shoulders of the soldiers, and I fell short of this swing and hugged the soldiers.

I only saw the despair on the face of the soldier in my eyes, and then this despair slowly amplified as I got closer, and the accident happened at this moment!

- My lips are pressed against his!

My first kiss was ruined on this scumbag!

At this point, my despair began to play out.

Because Mo Yulu appeared again.

I don't understand, she ran away, what is the fun coming back at this time?

And she also appeared at a very bad time, when I was lip contact with the soldier!

I was dumbfounded, looking at Mo Yulu, her face shocked.

Then, without saying anything, she stomped her foot and ran away again......