Chapter 60: Shit Luck
After a long time, Mo Yulu responded. She nodded her head almost imperceptibly, and if it weren't for the sharp eyes of me, she might have looked away.
At this moment, my heart was full of joy, although I didn't understand that it was just a dinner for a guest, and I had to pay for it, what was there to be happy about, but...... I can't suppress it, but I'm happy......
Zhou Wei said that I was a fool.
I don't think he's right.
I was still a child.
After today's training, I returned to the locker room at a tornado speed, ready to change clothes and go with Mo Yulu. I thought it was just a change of clothes, and it would take a minute to do it as before, but today it was obviously not like this.
There was an inexplicable smell in the locker room.
Is this the taste of happiness?
I sniffed hard and realized something was wrong: "Hmm, what does this smell like?"
It doesn't seem to be a scent.
My brow furrowed unconsciously: "It stinks outrageously!"
Zheng Xiaoxiong on the side said, "This is the smell of sweat, right?"
I shook my head and said, "Not really." ”
Zheng Xiaoxiong said: "There is not a single girl in this dressing room, except for the smell of sweat from the boys, I can't think of any smell......
"It's definitely not the smell of sweat, I dare to pack tickets!" I said confidently, because I had never heard of a boy at X High School called "Package Ticket" - if there was a girl who dared to call it "Package Ticket", that would be ...... Don't blame me for really beating her......
"No, no, no. Zheng Xiaoxiong obviously didn't care, "Let the locker room be windy tonight, and there will be no smell when you come over tomorrow." ”
I also wanted to ignore this matter and change my clothes early and take Mo Yulu to dinner, but the smell affected my judgment, so I still subconsciously searched around: "Where did this smell come from?"
Zheng Xiaoxiong changed his clothes, passed by me, and patted me on the shoulder: "Forget it, let's change my clothes and leave." As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly stopped, and like me, frowned, sniffed vigorously, then took a few steps backwards to my locker, and repeated step seven again......
"What?" I said, at his prompt, two steps forward, to my locker, "Is it from me?"
However, this question is no longer needed to be asked - standing in this position, the stench has become more and more pronounced.
I'm almost certain that the source of the flavor is my locker.
Even though I didn't know exactly what was going on, I hurriedly pulled out the key and opened the locker.
Sure enough, a foul smell hit me with a gesture of intending to return to the West with me, choking my straight man and coughing so hard that I couldn't even straighten my waist.
I looked at the black and smelly thing in front of me, and the joy of meeting Mo Yulu was washed away by it in a blink of an eye.
I tried to endure it, but my brain was out of control, and the blood was pouring up, and if it wasn't for the hair blocking it, maybe it would have blown out.
Now the only difference between it and brain water is that it smells red and fishy, and it is colorless and odorless.
My mind told me to endure it a little longer, but in my heart I couldn't help it.
I kicked the locker, making a loud "bang".
Originally, I wanted to vent my anger, but the pain in my foot was almost like a fracture, and it only made my anger at most 0.1%, so I became even more angry.
Honestly, it's been a long time since I've had such a gaffe. And this kick out, my impulse was even more difficult to control, and I hit the cabinet door with a heavy punch, and there was a loud "bang".
The voice sobered me up a little, and I looked at the door that was sunken into a large chunk, and felt very sorry for this brother, but when I glanced at the word "soldier" on the door, the guilt immediately disappeared again, and even the anger dissipated a lot.
"What the hell is going on?" Zheng Xiaoxiong patted me on the back, and then seemed to feel that this was very ambiguous, so his hand froze, changed directions again, patted me on the shoulder, and asked me.
I didn't say a word, just got out of the way and let Zheng Xiaoxiong see it himself.
"This ...... What is this?" Zheng Xiaoxiong leaned over to take a look, and immediately turned his head, as if he had seen a ghost, leaving only a polite question. If it weren't for me here, I guess he would have run out in the next second, and would rather go out and run ten laps than stay here for a second. He scolded indignantly, "Damn, this stinky shit!"
His voice was so loud that I knew it was going to be bad.
Sure enough, Mo Yulu also heard an abnormal noise and our excited voice outside, she came directly and knocked on the door, saying, "Shi Lei, have you changed your clothes? I'm coming in!"
"It's broken!" I didn't want Mo Yulu to know about this, but before I could say "It's not okay yet", Zheng Xiaoxiong had already dragged me away and said, "What are you still doing in a daze? It's so stinky here, why don't you come over quickly?"
So Mo Yulu rushed in, and then, for the first time, her eyes were fixed on the pile of stinky shit, as if that pile of shit was more attractive than me.
The fire, which I had managed to descend with great difficulty, rose again.
At this time, Mo Yulu looked at me again.
"Vomit......" she retched, took two steps back, and pressed her back against the door, pushing it all against the frame.
Am I more disgusting than stinky shit?" I thought sadly, looking at Mo Yulu, my lips and hands trembling violently.
Mo Yulu asked stupidly, "What are you doing with dog shit in your cabinet?"
She asked such a stupid question, but I couldn't answer it wisely, so I looked at her, not only my lips and hands trembling violently, but even my eyelids throbbing violently.
Before Mo Yulu could react, she asked again: "What kind of secret method is this?
I didn't even know what to say to her.
Zheng Xiaoxiong hurriedly played a round and said: "Don't get me wrong, this is someone else's ......"
Mo Yulu was stunned, and then as if she had thought of something again, her eyes immediately widened, and she pointed at me and said, "You...... You...... You actually stole a dog......"
I couldn't let her say any more, so I hurriedly stepped forward and covered her mouth while pushing her and saying, "Get out, get out!"
Although her lips were unusually soft and the air she exhaled gently was very warm, I was not distracted and only thought about how to cope with the situation.
Mo Yulu was covered by me and didn't say it yet, but Zheng Xiaoxiong was very knowledgeable and immediately said, "Okay, I'll go out immediately!"
I let go of my hand and said to Zheng Xiaoxiong, "It's not about you!"
Mo Yulu said angrily: "That's me?"
When I saw Mo Yulu angry, I was also a little panicked, and hurriedly said, "I don't mean you!"
Mo Yulu said, "Then who are you talking about?"
Zheng Xiaoxiong said: "Are you talking about yourself?"
The two of them said one by one, one after the other, as if they were talking about cross talk, I looked at Mo Yulu, smelled the stinking shit, and my head couldn't help but hurt......