Chapter 943: The fifteenth and half months of the first month, and the thirty whole years of the lunar month

it, you're a good person

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"Woo...... Woo woo woo woo ...... "Kaguya's two hands are swinging weakly, neither pushing me away, nor breaking free from Yonglin, speaking of which Yonglin is really dark today, even if he is angry in the past, it is impossible to help me abuse, of course, don't say the word "shaking lips and puffing up", otherwise Wang Situ will be Wang Situ again, Wang Situ's appearance rate is too high and will affect the effect.

The kiss lasted for ten minutes, and it wasn't until the little devil shouted to stop in satisfaction that I let go of Kaguya with Yonglin, and Kaguya's eyes were all left to circle around, well, if I had to make an objective evaluation...... It tastes good, but it's still ...... Belch...... It's a little too much to go...... When the instinctive impulses of the male mind are gone, all that remains is emptiness, emptiness, emptiness, emptiness, as if something has been lost...... It's weird, I should have been the one who took advantage, but this kind of ......

"Hey...... Hey!" Yonglin's voice suddenly came out and startled me, "Hey, what's wrong with you? You have been in a daze since just now, are the princess's lips too soft? too soft for you to bear? Or did you just a pair of pants? Do you want to change your pants? Anyway, the princess will be confused for a while, we can wait for you by the way." ”

"No, it's not like that......" I unconsciously uttered the Detective Girl's quote, and then looked up, "I ...... I...... I have no regrets in my life...... I think of running in the sunset that day...... That was my lost youth...... Obviously, I came first...... But why is this happening...... Why are you so skilled?"

"What do you mean, huh?" However, my reaction seemed to hurt someone's heart deeply, and Kaguya came up directly and stretched out his hands to jam my neck, "You still feel unhappy after kissing my mother, don't you?"

"What is the face, can you eat it?" well, today...... No, I'm not going to rinse my mouth this year, I kind of understand now, Shinji's feelings, ah...... But he was almost kissed by Asuka that time, but I still can't empathize with this, "But really, why are you so skilled? My rhythm was almost brought by you, if it weren't for my superior skills......"

"You've heard of ...... Galgame?touch screen type,Some of the designs are ......" Kaguya's face changed suddenly, and the momentum just now is gone, but it's a bit like ...... "Those games are all about putting you in the heart, you say yes." ”

"So you licked the screen, right?" I was expressionless, so I went to brush my teeth and use the antiseptic solution, "And you also kissed the screen tongue, right, I'm an old driver, so I won't be surprised, and I won't dislike you." ”

Please call it the process of putting love into the game. Kaguya tried to correct it, but it didn't work, "Hey, you're really like that, what are you doing so far away from me!Hmph, don't you know that there's an otaku in the outside world who is married to his pillow!"

"No, this can't be compared, he's out of love, you're just a simple pervert. "I think I can be a good person in the future, because I suddenly found that I can't meet the approved standards of the current pervert, well, let's try to be an upright gentleman in the future, like Emiya Shirou or Tono Shiki.

"Ahh ”

"Oh, go ahead. Yonglin looked at the skewer in his hand, took out a bottle of disinfectant from under the coffee table, and sprayed the skewer and his hand several times with a disgusted face, "But this is true...... Why don't you develop it?"

"What do you mean?" I muttered a few times from Mr. Mighty and spit it into the trash, "do you have any other ways to play?"

"Well, use the king game as the main body, but add the content of truth or dare when the king designates, that is, designate a person and let him choose truth or dare, if you take a big risk, everything will be business as usual, and if you choose the truth, you will answer the question, and the liar can't escape your eyes and mine, it should be easy. ”

"Good idea, how about we join in?" Suddenly, the door opened, and Yuka and Alice walked in, Yuka was still carrying a bag in her hand, "Yo, what, scared?"

"Ah, that's not it, Ai-chan, didn't you go to Marisa?" Ai-chan has been staying with me since Shenqi left, but she should have gone to Marisa's today, "And Yuuka, why did you come here by yourself? What about Misso and Metty?"

"Sleep, I can't sleep alone, so I'm going to come to you to have some fun. Youxiang put down the bag in her hand, "Do you eat melon seeds?" I produce them there, but I don't guarantee that I won't get on fire after eating too much. ”

Marisa drank too much, so I came back, and I came in with Yuka outside the bamboo forest. Xiao Ai also sat down next to us, "The game of kings plus truth or dare seems to be quite interesting. ”

"Okay, Yuxiang, you can also find a place to sit, and I'll just sharpen two more skewers." "Two more people and two pairs of chopsticks, in fact, that's what it means," that is, the thirteenth and fourteenth...... Well, okay. Come on, Yonglin, snap. ”

"Alright. Yonglin stretched out his hand, holding fifteen sticks in his hand, "Come on, smoke it." ”

The draw was complete, and I drew the thirteenth, ah, my lucky number, why do you keep saying that thirteen is my lucky number? Because you think, thirteen doesn't sound very ...... What's that? and...... Ah, to be clear, I have nothing to do with the 13 who inherited the Hearing of the Beast, I don't like to come with my stomach dry, and I don't have a base, and I don't serve in the Destiny Army.

"Ha, call me Queen. "Yuuka is very proud, well, ace, she is indeed the trump card of our Gensokyo now, yes," I thought...... You can only specify one person, right?"

"Yes, because Truth or Dare would be a bit of a delay if you had to appoint three more people. "With more selection to go through the process, it's better to designate someone who is unlucky, because sometimes truth or dare can delay time more than adventure.

"Okay, then...... Seven, do you choose truth or dare?" Youxiang held a bamboo skewer in one hand, and frantically swallowed melon seeds with the other hand at a speed close to afterimage, hey, at this rate, the trash can will soon be full.

"I choose to be honest, I don't have anything I can't say. "Wakaru Hime is soaking in the rice bowl prepared for her...... In the water tank, sure enough, the mermaid still prefers to stay in the water than to stay on land, so the story of the mermaid princess is very debatable, what kind of heart did An Ritian have back then?

"Okay, then...... Tell me what the ending of the story of the mermaid princess is?", however, Yuka asked an unexpected question, "Don't tell me anything about bubbles or anything like that, it takes a very powerful magic to turn a living organism directly into a bubble, and a so-called magic potion alone can't do it." ”

"Ah, that, in fact, it's worthless, mermaids are all hidden diseases, you don't know this, but I know, haha, surprised, not surprised, so what, the real ending of the story is that the mermaid's hatred overwhelmed reason, so he pulled the prince into the water and drowned and fed the fish, as for which fish was fed...... "Well, if this ending is really published, it will really be Ritian, and the nursery rhyme may not be acceptable.

"Well, the verdict is not lying. Yonglin nodded, "What do you think?"

"Well, no objection. "I don't see any lying behavior on the part of Wakaru Hime, it seems...... It's true.

"What...... How do I talk to MΓ©tikhin...... Never mind...... Next time, let's talk about Alice's crazy return. "Yuka seems to have inadvertently said something terrible, is that kind of story really suitable for Metie?, you can't have nightmares in the middle of the night after listening to it," said Alice and Alice...... I mean, the Alice in the story is called Alice. ”

"My name is very common, it's all over the place, especially in all kinds of stories, fairy tales, comics, it's always Alice, it's Alice anyway, and it's Alice who is ready to summon the medium!" Alice's resentment of Hassan faintly appeared, but I still ignored it, "One more round." ”

"Come on, smoke it. Yonglin waited for everyone to finish smoking, looking at the remaining one in his hand, "Oh, the character has exploded, I'm Wang E, you haven't drawn it...... Well, One, truth or dare?"

"Uh...... I think you're just embarrassing me Artoria...... "It's a dog, why is it me?" I have so many things that I can't even remember myself, "Okay, honestly, just ask, but I'll tell you in advance, it's better not to ask some questions I can't answer." ”

"What do you think of me, so I won't ask you about the things you've forgotten, huh...... Yes, how many girlfriends did you have before you came to Gensokyo?" Yonglin is very hot today, and her personality is liberated?" "Don't tell me you even forgot about this." ”

"I won't forget this, because there is no one. "I've been single for hundreds of millions of years or even billions of years, and even when I go to the hospital to see a doctor, I will be bombarded by the doctor: what kind of illness does a single dog come to see me? Go out, go to the pet hospital opposite, don't bother me!

"Really, you've been single for so many years?" Yonglin could see that I wasn't lying, but he couldn't believe it.

"It's like you have a boyfriend, let's not talk about the eldest brother, don't talk about the second brother, they are all hundreds of millions of years old demons, what are you playing with me. "Everyone is an adult, what's the good thing about this kind of problem? It's the same to see a doctor and find a veterinarian, why should we hurt each other?

"No, I mean that...... Oh, men are different from women!" Yonglin took the sign away in a panic, "Okay, okay, come again...... Smoke it. ”

"Hmph......" I pretended to win, but I secretly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, but fortunately I suppressed it and didn't let her continue the topic, otherwise...... Fortunately, she asked about her girlfriend, not Huo Baoyou and the special buildings in some special areas that were closed by the government in the early days of liberation...... Ahem, I didn't say anything, of course I didn't go much, but for billions of years, I have to vent once in a while, otherwise how boring is life? And most importantly, ...... It's legal on those planets.

"Yo, it's me. "Sister is red, come and run," hey, hey, hey...... Fourteen, truth or dare?"

"Honestly, come on. Yuxiang put down the melon seeds, "Ask, just ask." ”

"Uh...... "Mei Hong subconsciously took a step back, "This ...... Yes...... That one...... Have you ever been emotionally abandoned?"

"Nope. Yuxiang didn't get angry, "It's better to say that I haven't had emotional experience yet, so there is no experience of abandonment, no one has that qualification yet, what are you laughing at?"

"Hey, hey, hey...... I didn't laugh, hehehehe...... "Wait and see, we have a meeting in the mountains and rivers."

"She's not lying, it's true. Yonglin confirmed the authenticity of Yuka's answer, "Go on." ”

"It's me, it's good, it's ...... Seven, truth or dare?" Al was finally called by God.

"I ...... Let's be honest......" Red Manqi put his head on his fingers and spun in circles, "Dareventure is a little scary to listen to, although the truth or dare can cause tons of damage......"

"Without further ado, who is your favorite person?" Al completely upholds the elegance of an angel, yes, this elegance is not the kind of elegance that makes people want to backstab when they see it, "Don't worry, think slowly, who is your favorite person." ”

"Of course it's me!" Chi Manqi stepped on the coffee table with one foot and pointed to the sky, "Wow, yes, yes!!! oops!"

"Okay, you're telling the truth, but it's forbidden to be sick in secondary school. I withdrew the fist that landed on Archie's head, "Ah...... It's not interesting to always be honest, the people sitting here basically don't have any black history, there is no explosion, everyone chooses the truth, Yonglin, it seems that you have a bad idea this time. ”

"That makes sense, then what are you talking about?" Yonglin also felt that he did have a bad idea, and we seem to have been coming up with bad ideas recently, such as the Autumn Famous Mountain Bike God Contest two days ago, tsk, it must be some mysterious force from the East that has affected our judgment and cognition, and even deprived us of our intelligence and reason, "Hey, your expression feels like you're saying 'scatter coins, they scatter coins'." ”

"No, you're thinking too much, ...... Old guy. Yuka didn't like to pretend, so she turned her face away.

"Ah, actually......" Wakaru Hime raised her hand from the water tank, "I'm a little sleepy." ”

"Oh, then find a room to rest, Al, you can arrange it, and whoever feels sleepy can just go and rest. "I've got an unimaginably large number of empty rooms in my house, thanks to the fact that Systm has been quietly expanding," and then the rest of us will think about something to do. ”