New Year's headache

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Staying up late, staying up late, this kind of time is to stay up late, so at three o'clock in the morning, we suddenly found out...... There is really nothing to do, yes, there is nothing to do, referred to as boredom, is the most terrible and most difficult problem encountered by human beings and even all living beings in their lives, to solve this problem, it usually takes a lot of money to do, however, even if the problem of boredom is relieved by this means, it will be attacked by another problem that is not much easier to solve, that is, poverty.

And so...... Al, carry the Kirino back into the house. "Children are different from us, well, I don't mean children in the human sense, they are easy to get sleepy, and now they have begun to enter the state of head-to-head, well, this 'they' are specifically Qiluno, Little Umbrella, Veronica, and the god of the Inaba Emperor, I said you seem to be older than Mei Hong, right?" ”

"Hmm. Al picked up Kiruno, "Can you help?"

"Of course. Xiao Mo and Liuqin also stood up, and the three of them carried four cute things (one of them had quotation marks on their heads) into a bedroom, placed the four people, and sat down again, "So...... Master, what else would you like to play?"

"Uh...... Actually, my entertainment is very lacking...... Kaguya, how about you come up with an idea?" "The entertainment I can come up with is basically either a GTA mode that is not suitable for children, or a model that is even more inappropriate for children, and it will definitely be beaten if you say it anyway, such a big festival, right, although I don't know what festival it is, but my face is swollen like I have been beaten beyond recognition, and it's not suitable for you to say right."

"I?um, well, let me think about it......" Kaguya touched her chin, a pair of thief-hearted eyes glancing around, and then, her eyes fell on the dining table not far away, on the table was the rice bowl and dinner plate that had not been cleaned up, at this time it was already in a messy state, but Kaguya was not planning to play with the dishes, what she saw was the bamboo tube on the table that was originally used to put bamboo rice, "I remember that you are very good at playing with swords?"

"Okay, what's wrong?" I occasionally have times when I can't keep up with Kaguya's brain circuit, and usually at this time, Kaguya's IQ becomes negative, not just me,. No one can keep up.

"Cut the bamboo tube, let's play the king game, I'll do the math......" Kaguya began to count the number of people, "I, Yonglin, Liuqin, turkey, turkey's wife, pheasant, pheasant's wife No. 1, pheasant's wife No. 2, pheasant's wife and secretary No. 1, pheasant's maid No. 1, headless, a wolf, a fish...... Well, exactly thirteen people. ”

"Who do you say is the pheasant?!" I flashed behind Kaguya, my hands clenched into fists and reached to the sides of Kaguya's head and began to drill, "You explain it to me, or I won't let you sleep tonight!"

"It hurts, it hurts!!! it's going to crack, it's going to crack! You're not a pheasant, you're not a pheasant, you're not a pheasant, it's okay, it's a Luhua chicken!...... it's hurt, it's hurting, it's hurting, it's wrong, you're going to die "I've been ravaging for ten minutes, and my knuckles are a little red," ...... It hurts too much, and you're too much...... Isn't that just calling you...... Forget it, let's talk about another ten minutes of chicken legs...... Uh-no, ten minutes of fisting. ”

"Game of Kings, how about this pheasant's proposal?" "Okay, I'm a pheasant, then you'll turn me into a wild **!, Yabai, forget and forget, say that the chicken doesn't say ba, civilized you, me and him," raise your hand to vote. ”

Unexpectedly, the pheasant's bad idea actually received a majority of the votes, and it seems that ...... We're really idle and bored enough.,No way.,That's it.,That's it.,Let's start.,First make thirteen signs.,It must be exactly the same.,Otherwise it's easy to be cheated.,And then one of them is written on the A.,Meaning ACE.,The meaning of the trump card.,The remaining twelve are written on nine numbers from one to nine.,Then,It's up to luck.,Speaking of thirteen or my lucky number.,Although to some extent this number is not very auspicious.。

The skewers are made very quickly, after all, I can cut even the toothpicks exactly the same, but now it's time to talk about the rules.

"It's too troublesome to take turns sitting in the village, Yonglin, it's up to you to do it, just to prevent cheating. Yonglin's credibility is still relatively good, so the task of getting the sign at the beginning was handed over to her, "How, there is no objection, right?"

No one disagreed.

"And then the point is...... Each order can only designate a maximum of three people, and if there are more, the scale is too large, and it is best to complete the order in this room or at the door, otherwise it will be too far away and delay the time, and in the end, it will not be difficult for people to force people or exceed the biological limits, in layman's terms, it is to pay attention to the scale problem, don't make human life, I said it clearly enough, right?" "I don't want to play a game to cause problems, and more importantly, if you really want to do it, it may not be more than a problem," Finally, it is forbidden to peep at the number on the sign in any way, otherwise it will go directly to the punishment link, my punishment, you know. ”

"It's a game, and people who play a game and cheat don't have problems with their brains. Kaguya couldn't stop sneering, "In the waste running game mixed in reality, I rely on cheating to find a sense of existence, I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi, come on, let's start." ”

"Well, Yonglin, come, I've got a sign for you. "Give all the sticks in my hand to Yonglin.,I turned off the vision enhancement ability of the analysis system.,But I retained the ability to analyze.,Say you can't cheat, then everyone is not allowed to cheat.,Now I can see it no matter who makes small moves.。

Yonglin stretched the skewer behind her back, and after a few seconds, she took it out again and reached it between all of us, "Okay." ”

"ho-is-ACE?" all of us reached out at the same time, grabbed each of our sticks, and pulled them out, each looking at it.

"Oh, the king is me. Liuqin turned the skewer in his hand, and a red A was written on it, "Well, let me think about it...... Six and Seven play a game of tic-tac-toe on the face of Eight, with ...... Is there an oil-based pen here?"

"Yes. I pulled out two oil-based pens from under the coffee table, "So who are Six and Seven?"

"I'm number six. Shadow Wolf raised his hand as he flipped over his stick, a black 6 on it.

"Number Seven is me. Huiyin also turned her stick, and there was a black 7 on it.

"Okay, whatever, number eight is me. Wenwen threw the skewer in front of him, "Come on, find a place to draw." ”

Tic-tac-toe ended quickly, and the result was a draw, and the chessboard was drawn on the left side of Wenwen's face, which looked a little funny, but I don't know why I suddenly felt a little ...... Cute? No, it's usually kawaii, but now it'...... Poof!!

"Hey!" Seeing me squirting nosebleeds and falling backwards, Yonglin's hands quickly hit two tissues directly into my nostrils, "What's wrong?

"Ah, it's okay, let's go on, it's a little force majeure just now, and I've really eaten too much recently, Lingxian, let's switch to a vegetarian diet in the next few days." I sat down again and handed the skewer to Yonglin, "I think bitter gourd is good, although Qiluno and they don't like it, and there must be raw, put vinegar, but don't put sugar, not at all." ”

"Okay. Reizen nodded, and he could be considered to have done so.

"Alright, come again. Yonglin washed the skewers again and stretched them out between us, "Draw it." ”

“ho-is-ACE？” We drew lots again, well, this time I'm number five, speaking of the number five, it's easy to think of Black Friday, I don't know if this song really relies on the use of infrasonic waves and other means to stimulate the nerves of the cerebral cortex, ignoring the human willpower to lead to suicide, but I guess it's not useful to me, not because of the seeds of darkness, but because my brain and ears are different from humans, my ears can hear infrasound, which directly leads to infrasound waves for me is just noise, and my brain naturally does not resonate with infrasound。

"Hey, hey, this time I'm the king. Kaguya turned the bamboo skewer in his hand with a silver smile on his face, and there was a bright red A on it, "Twelve, go and use tendons to beat No. 1, you have to start from ...... Six's shoulders are jumping down!"

"......" Yonglin stood up silently and walked to the wide part of the living room.

"You number six?" I asked, "I'm a......

"No, I'm number one. Yonglin's eyes seemed to be dead, "Come on, Twelve, who's it, come out." ”

"This ......" Reisen scratched her head and stood up, "Is it really possible?" said Reizen flipped over the skewer in his hand, Number Twelve, "Are you sure this is okay......?"

"No...... Kaguya didn't break the rules, and for those of us present, a strong fight can't hurt at all, so ...... "The rules are like this, everyone has to abide by them, and I'm also helpless, "Reizen, go, who else is the sixth?"

"It's me. Mei Hong put down the skewer in her hand, her expression was very awkward, "This is really a fateful time......

No way, Lingxian finally grabbed Yonglin's two legs with both hands and stood on Meihong's shoulders under everyone's attention, and then let Yonglin's shoulders against her shoulders, the standard muscle-punching posture, well, from my point of view...... Yonglin's is really a bit sexy and indescribable, I don't know if it's matching, and also, Yonglin's ligaments are really good, this position doesn't feel uncomfortable at all, and in the end, it's ......

"Muscles and muscles are beaten!" Under Kaguya's unreasonable request, Reizen shouted with shame and jumped off Mei Hong's shoulders and fell heavily to the ground, but because of the anti-shock force, he didn't stand firmly, and as soon as his hand was released, Yonglin fell from Reizen's hands, holding the ground with both hands, and the whole body bent into a ∩ shape, and then left the ground with both hands, and the whole person stood firmly on the ground, while Reisen was helped by Mei Hong, and did not fall.

"Ah......h......h Hey, old thing, if you don't want to be like me, you'd better work out. But despite this, Yonglin's face was a little dark, huh...... I had a hunch that Kaguya was going to be unlucky, "Alright, give me all the sticks, and continue." ”

"ho-is-ACE?" In the third game, I drew the ...... Number ten.

"Well, the king is me. The little devil flexibly rotated the bamboo skewer between his fingers, "No. 10, go kiss No. 3." ”

"Isn't it okay?" I turned the lottery, "I'm here on the 10th, you are all women, it doesn't matter if you kiss each other, I'm a man, what's going on?"

"Ah...... Tsk, I didn't expect it, I didn't think it would be such a coincidence...... "Little devil is the typical victim of the fourth of Murphy's Law, that is: if you are worried about something happening, then it is more likely to happen." "But I've said that, and it's not in line with the rules to change it, so master, you take advantage, you don't lose anyone you kiss here, so who is No. 3?"

"Hey, it's me. "Kaguya himself was tricked, and it was obviously very unpleasant to look at, but ......

"Oh, it's you...... Number 10, go, dear, you can't kiss your face, you have to kiss your mouth, stick out your tongue, you know?" The little devil's black-bellied passive skill was suddenly activated, although it was not a natural character, but it was not easy to be black.

"You! you're not human!" Kaguya was shocked, and pointed at the little devil's chest with a 'too inhuman' expression in anger, "You can't grow a bust, you know!"

"I'm not a human being, I'm a demon. The little devil made a victory gesture with one eye open and shook the two fingers of the victory gesture at the same time, "And I'm stronger than you even if I can't grow up, and...... Don't you know that the owner is tired of the giant ○ aesthetics, and likes our size the most? Of course, your tablet is not attractive, roaring and roaring......"

"You, you!" Kaguya can now restore Wang Situ 100%, without using a P picture.

"Well, don't try to resist. Suddenly, a dark shadow appeared behind Kaguya and directly suppressed Kaguya.

"Yonglin, you actually ......" Kaguya didn't expect Yonglin's revenge to come so quickly, in terms of physical strength, the three Kaguya may not necessarily be comparable to Yonglin, so although she resisted with all her might, the effect was zero.

"Hmm...... Well, the rules of the game are like this, Kaguya, don't hate me. I wiped my saliva and leaned in step by step, panting, "I have to be like this for the rules of the game......

"Look at the way you look now, you liar!" Kaguya entrusted, but it didn't do anything, except for ......

In the inpatient ward of Forever Pavilion, Suika and Yongyi, who were playing poker, sneezed loudly at the same time, causing Kanako next to him to be stunned, not only psychologically, but also physically.

"You made an appointment?" was stunned for a long time before Kanako spit out such a sentence, and then wiped her face, "Have you made an appointment to sneeze together?"