Chapter 155

Pineapple inside the house.

Teacher Huang glanced at the sun falling in the sky outside, stood up and said, "Now that the weather is cooler, you can go out to do farm work, and I will also prepare today's dinner." ”

Everyone agreed in unison.

Today's farm work is pulling sugar cane.

Everyone picked up machetes, bamboo baskets and other farm tools and set off excitedly.

"It's my first time pulling sugar cane, so I don't know if it's going to be fun. Su Yan and Jiang Shu walked side by side and said with great interest.

Interesting......

Jiang Shu tugged at the corners of his mouth.

The farm work of pulling sugar cane is not as easy as picking honey and coconut yesterday.

I only hope that when the time comes, Su Yan, the little girl, had better not get tired and cry.

Sugar cane fields.

At first glance, all of them are straight sugar cane.

"Let's get started!"

Jiang Shu put on gloves on both hands, took the machete, and began to chop hard.

Hey, hey!

The boys are responsible for cutting the sugarcane, while the girls are responsible for placing the cut sugarcane in one piece, tying it with a rope and putting it in a bamboo basket.

"Let's take a trip back. ”

Jiang Shu wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the sugarcane on the ground and said.

As the saying goes, there is no ploughed land, only tired oxen......

Phew, no, that's not it.

As the so-called hoeing day is noon, sweat drops into the soil.

The weather in Xishuangbanna was already hot, and coupled with the continuous wielding of the machete, Jiang Shu was already sweating.

"Okay, let's go. The crowd answered.

"One of us boys carries a bamboo basket on his back, and one of you girls can carry a small bundle. One suggested.

Jiang Shu carried a bamboo basket on his back, and there was a large bundle of sugar cane in the bamboo basket.

That's it.

Jiang Shu walked in front with a bamboo basket on his back.

Su Yan panted behind Jiang Shu holding a small bundle of sugar cane.

"Pulling sugar cane is much more tiring than yesterday's honey picking. Su Yan said with sweat like rain.

"Of course, pulling sugar cane is a real physical job. Jiang Shu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

"Senior sister, pay attention, the field trails here are not easy to walk, be careful not to fall. Jiang Shu reminded with concern.

"It's okay, I didn't walk this road yesterday. Su Yan hugged the sugar cane behind Jiang Shu, and said with a shaky step.

Su Yan's heart is very big.

But Jiang Shu's mouth was opened.

"Oops!"

Haven't taken a few steps yet.

Jiang Shu heard Su Yan behind him snort in pain.

Turn around and look.

Su Yan had fallen to the ground.

Jiang Shu hurriedly took off the bamboo basket on his back and half-squatted beside Su Yan, "Senior sister, what's wrong?"

Su Yan rubbed his ankle with one hand and hissed and gasped, "It should be that the ankle is twisted." ”

Jiang Shu: "......"

"Didn't I tell you to pay attention to the road under your feet?" Jiang Shu said.

"Don't you murder me!" Su Yan raised his head, looked at Jiang Shu with tears in his eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Who would have thought that he would really fall!"

"It's all your fault, Crow's Mouth!"

Jiang Shu: "???"

And at this time.

The rest of the guests also noticed the situation here, put down the sugar cane in their hands and ran over to see what was going on.

"Is something wrong?"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"Su Yan's foot is broken. ”

"Ah, isn't it serious?"

"There is a medical vehicle next to the pineapple house, but the medical vehicle can't drive it at all on the small road here. ”

Since there has been a case of food poisoning in all the guests in previous seasons, there will be a medical vehicle on standby next to the pineapple house in this season.

But......

The place where Su Yan fell was some distance away from the pineapple house.

And, because the roads in the fields here are small and narrow, it is impossible for medical vehicles to drive over.

Jiang Shu squatted down in front of Su Yan and patted his shoulder, "Come up." ”

Su Yan was stunned, "Huh?"

Jiang Shu urged, "Come up, I'll carry you to the medical car, do you still want someone to carry you over on a stretcher!"

"Oh. Su Yan's delicate face turned red, climbed up to Jiang Shu's broad shoulders, and put his hands around Jiang Shu's neck.

Skin-to-skin.

Su Yan's elastic part made Jiang Shu a little awkward.

"Hold it tight, and I'm going. Jiang Shu pretended to be calm and spoke.

"Hmm. ”

Su Yan is weak and mosquitoes chirp.

............

Su Yan only had a slight sprain on his ankle, and there was nothing serious.

After a little treatment, I basically didn't feel any pain.

But......

In the next few days, Su Yan could only spend time in bed.

Su Yan told her agent, Sister Zhou, about this.

And Sister Zhou, of course, unexpectedly smashed Su Yan's head and face.

"Sister Zhou, I was wrong. Su Yan was aggrieved.

"It's okay to do farm work, but you have to be safe. Fortunately, this time it was just a broken foot, so I just had to rest for a few days. If the injury is more serious next time, your career as an artist will be over. Sister Zhou said bitterly.

"Sister Zhou, I know. Su Yan knew that he was unreasonable, so he couldn't fight back and scolded back.

"In this way, I'll contact the people in the program team immediately, ask them to send you back to Yanjing as soon as possible, and I'll transfer a small assistant from the company to take care of you. Sister Zhou arranged.

"Sister Zhou, I'm not going back now. If you want to go back, you have to wait until tomorrow to go back!" Su Yan replied in a resolute tone this time.

"Why?" asked Sister Zhou.

Su Yan glanced at Jiang Shu, who was pacing back and forth outside the medical car, and his tone couldn't hear the slightest fluctuation, "I said that I would stay here here for one more day, and this is a live broadcast, so many viewers are watching, if I leave halfway, no matter what the reason, it will leave an impression of unbelief in the eyes of the audience." ”

Sister Zhou opened her mouth and asked, "Then you can't move there, you can't do farm work and you can't help cook, what can you do?"

Su Yan replied quickly, "I can eat!"

Weak and pitiful and helpless, but especially edible.

That's what I'm talking about, that's right.

"Okay, you must pay attention to safety, don't do any strenuous exercise, don't get hurt again. Sister Zhou sighed and agreed to Su Yan's request.

"Sister Zhou, what are you talking about, so many people are here, how can we do strenuous exercise. Su Yan opened his mouth with a red face.

Sister Zhou: "???"

Su Yan, what are you thinking in your head, a big girl with yellow flowers!

Outside the medical vehicle.

Jiang Shu, who was wandering back and forth, saw Su Yan coming down on crutches.

Seeing Jiang Shu, Su Yan opened his hands and said with a smile, "Come, junior brother, carry me!"

Jiang Shu pointed to the crutches in Su Yan's hand and complained, "Don't you have crutches?"

Su Yan smiled and said, "It's uncomfortable to be on crutches." ”

It's not comfortable on crutches, but it's comfortable to lie on my back.

Although he resisted in his heart, Jiang Shu still half-squatted in front of Su Yan and sighed, "Come up." ”

............

Su Yan's feet were broken, and he must have no way to work in the fields, so he could only rest in the wooden house.

And the guests, who lacked a labor force, could only continue to pull sugar cane out of breath.

It was a full two hours of work.

Sweating profusely, tired and vain, the crowd brought back a sufficient amount of sugar cane from the sugar cane fields.

Especially Yin Ping.

Originally, because he went to inspect the big health care industry in this place last night, he was squeezed dry enough, coupled with such high-intensity labor, the whole person is now completely pale and angry, as if he will leave this wonderful world in the next second.

"Brother Yin, it's okay, do you want to go to the medical car and let the doctor take a look." Jiang Shu walked up to Yin Ping and asked.

Yin Ping staggered to let the wooden house go, waved his hand and said, "No, I can still insist." Although I'm old now, in any way, when I was young, I was also called the man of the thirteenth night lang!"

Jiang Shu: "......"

Great, is this something to show off?

Jiang Shu, an old virgin in his fifties who has lived two lives together, is a little confused.

"Let's go inside. ”

The two of them helped each other into the house.

Just after work, taking a hot shower is the most comfortable.

After a few people took turns to take a bath, they watched Mr. Huang cook.

Smelling the aroma of the food, the stomachs of several guests began to rumble with hunger.

"Teacher Huang, when can you start eating?"

"I guess it's going to be a while, and there's still a few dishes left. ”

"Do you need our help?"

"Yes, it can be faster. But you know how to cook?"

"I can make ducks!" Zhou Songze was the first to raise his hand.

"I can try my hand at making chicken. Yin Ping said slowly, "Although I haven't really done it, I've seen many people who have made chickens, and I think it's okay for me to be a chicken if I become a doctor after a long illness." ”

"Jiang Shu, what about you?" asked Teacher Huang.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, ......" Jiang Shu directly reported the name of the dish.

"Will you do all of this?" Mr. Huang's eyes lit up.

"No, I'm not going to do that. Jiang Shu replied quite simply.

Everyone: "......"

"So what the hell are you going to do?"

"Below!"

“......”

............

Inside the mushroom house.

Those who know how to cook are busy in the kitchen.

Instead of not cooking, several disgusted people gathered together in twos and threes in the air-conditioned hall.

Yin Ping still didn't succeed in making chickens.

After all.

There is still a difference between watching others do it and doing it yourself.

Yin Ping gave up after a try.

Thereupon.

At this time, it was Yin Ping, sitting next to the air conditioner in the hall, holding his mobile phone, and interacting wildly with the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Teacher Yin Ping's small class has started, and below, I will share with you a few quite practical life tips. ”

In the live broadcast room.

"Yin Ping, who is it, I don't know!"

"The village above has just opened the Internet café, the father of great health care, you actually said you don't know it. ”

"Friends of Great Health Care Meet the Father of Great Health Care!"

"Yin Ping is a role model for my generation, I really admire and admire. ”

"Can the big guy teach me some great health care doorways, I've been jumped by the immortals several times. ”

"Above, you've been jumped by the immortals, last time I was obviously dating a girl, but I didn't expect to come to be a big and three thick man. Forget it, no more talk, my ass still hurts!"

Yin Ping looked at these barrages in the live broadcast room and coughed lightly, "The children's shoes in the live broadcast room don't want to ghs, please listen carefully." ”

"What do you say about the father of health care?" barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Don't call me the father of great health care. Yin Ping's face darkened.

"Yes, the father of great health care. "Barrage in the live broadcast room.

Yin Ping: "......"

"Today I will teach you a few practical life tips. ”

"White shirts are easy to turn yellow, and it is difficult to wash off general laundry detergent, and many people have headaches for this. ”

Live room audience: "???"

"It is well known that the majority of those who give birth out of wedlock are women. ”

"So as not to play with your phone all the time. Staying up late really hurts the body, so I recommend you stay up all night. ”

"It's really unhealthy to eat takeout at work, cherish life, I advise you not to go to work. ”

"Don't shout three times in the mirror at 12 midnight: 'Come out and play with me!' or your neighbor will get up and beat you." ”

"When a friend asks you, 'Who will I save first when your mother and I fall into the water?' you just have to look at him with loving eyes, pull her to the river, and gently push her into the water, and you won't have a girlfriend anymore. ”

In the live broadcast room.

was made into a screen full of question marks by Yin Ping.

Sand sculpture guests + sand sculpture audience, this is simply a perfect match!

............

The other side.

Jiang Shu swallowed melon seeds while smelling the aroma of food wafting from the kitchen, and swallowed frantically.

Goo-goo~~

Jiang Shu's stomach screamed uncontrollably.

Then.

Su Yan, who was limping with a cane, handed a plate to Jiang Shu.

"Oh, the sweet and sour pork ribs that have just come out of the oven, you top them first, and you should be ready to eat in a while. ”

Jiang Shu picked up a piece of sugar crispy pork ribs and put it in his mouth, and then gave a thumbs up, "Hmm!~ The taste of this sweet and sour pork rib is not worse than that of the hotel chef, who made it?"

Su Yanpan sat beside Jiang Shu, his eyes narrowed into the shape of a crescent moon, "I did it." ”

Jiang Shu raised his eyebrows and was surprised, "I thought that you, a big star, would not touch the spring water with ten fingers, but I didn't expect to be able to cook." In the future, your husband will be blessed. ”

Su Yan's face turned red inexplicably, "I will only make this dish of sugar crispy pork ribs." ”

Jiang Shu waved his hand, "That's better than me!"

More than an hour later.

A sumptuous dinner is finally ready.

Everyone sat around the table, drooling over a table of delicacies full of color and aroma.

And at this time.

It was half past seven in the evening.

"Director Nie, will your drama be broadcast tonight, right?" Mr. Huang had already received a notice from Kiwifruit, knowing that Director Nie, Jiang Shu and others came to record the show today to promote their new drama.

So Mr. Huang took the initiative to bring up the matter.

Director Nie nodded, "Yes, tonight's "Dead People Can Talk" update the seventh episode. ”

"Come, let's have a toast and wish "Dead People Can Talk" a big hit!"

"Cheers!"

Propaganda to the end.

Everyone moved, eating and chatting.

At the same time, inside the live broadcast room.

The audience also brushed up the barrage.

"Wow, this table of food looks very good, I don't know what it tastes like. ”

At this time, I was eating instant noodles, and I silently left tears. ”

"I envy the guests of this issue, and I envy Jiang Shu even more!"

"Woo woo, our Su Yan must not be with Jiang Shu, men are all big pig trotters. ”

"Now I watch "Ordinary Life" to eat, and when I watch "Dead People Can Talk" later, I will vomit all the food I eat, this wave is just perfect. ”

"Above, I'd like to call you a weight loss genius. ”

The traffic of the variety show "Ordinary Life" is not low, and such a publicity will definitely bring a lot of viewers to "Dead People Can Talk".

In addition, the kiwi platform gave up the first position of the homepage banner to "Dead People Can Talk".

It is foreseeable that the new episode of "Dead Men Can Talk" will definitely break the record again. (Recommended reading: Reading Files 2013)