Chapter 156: I'm Sorry I Can't Be Born!(2-in-1)
Chapter 156
Pineapple House.
The recording continues.
A table of food was swept away by everyone.
Everyone ate heartily.
"This time it was not in vain. Jiang Shu leaned back in his chair and burped comfortably.
"After eating such a meal, it is estimated that I will have to live a few days of clear soup and fresh water to pay it back. Su Yan's lovely brows furrowed tightly.
Male stars don't really matter.
But female celebrities must pay attention to their weight.
Su Yan eats such a high-calorie meal, and it is estimated that he will suffer in the next few days.
"Aren't you a physique that doesn't get fat no matter how much you eat?" Jiang Shu answered.
"I envy that kind of physique, I can eat whatever I want, but unfortunately I'm not. Su Yan's face was bitter, "Moreover, when I was a child, I was still the type who would gain weight even if I drank saliva." โ
"It was a bit uncomfortable. Jiang Shu thought of the picture that he would gain weight even by drinking water, and subconsciously shrunk his neck.
Teacher Huang stood up and clapped his hands, "Let's clean up the table." โ
Everyone responded in unison, "Good!"
The seven or eight people cleaned up together, and the dining table was quickly cleaned up.
Then.
The crowd sat around the air-conditioned hall and chatted.
"It's really hot here!"
"That's not it, it's more than 30 degrees at night in summer, and the weather is humid, so you can't sleep without air conditioning. โ
"Come, a cup of green tea for one person, relieve the heat. โ
"Thank you, Mr. Huang!"
Teacher Huang waved his hand with a smile and sat down on Jiang Shu's left hand.
On Jiang Shu's right, Su Yan, who had been quietly talking to Jiang Shu and didn't know what he was talking about.
"What are you two young people talking about, so happy?" asked Teacher Huang with a narrow face.
"Didn't talk about anything, didn't talk about anything. Jiang Shu coughed lightly and waved his hand.
Then.
Zhou Songze, who was sitting not far from Jiang Shu, handed a plate of dried fruits to Jiang Shu and said, "Teacher Jiang, the dried bananas here taste very good, you can taste them." โ
Jiang Shu took a slice and put it in his mouth and tasted it, "Well, sure enough, it is completely different from the dried bananas we usually eat, but this kind of dried banana greatly retains the original taste of bananas." โ
Jiang Shu. Teacher Huang spoke next to him.
"Huh?" Jiang Shu, who was chewing a piece of dried banana, was stunned for a moment.
"There's a question I'd love to ask you. โ
"Teacher Huang, you say. โ
"Why does Matsuzawa call you Teacher Jiang, according to the grade, Matsuzawa should be a few years older than you. โ
"This ......"
Jiang Shu didn't know how to speak for a while.
Could it be that he was just prevaricating and 'pointing' Zhou Songze's acting skills at that time.
And then this kid will rely on me?
Just when Jiang Shu was a little embarrassed.
Zhou Songze took the initiative to stand up and explain, "Teacher Huang, that's the case. Mr. Jiang is my acting teacher, and a few months ago, when the drama "Dead People Can Talk" first started filming, he ......"
Zhou Songze began to talk endlessly in front of the camera.
talked about Jiang Shu's training of him...... Ah, phew, no! It's Jiang Shu's mentoring experience.
Of course......
To make the story more audible.
Zhou Songze inevitably carried out some artistic processing.
For example, Zhou Songze said that Jiang Shu used to eat and eat clothes, eat very late, and wake up very early, the purpose is to guide his acting skills.
Also, Zhou Songze said that once he was sick and had a fever, and it happened to be raining heavily that day, and Jiang Shu carried him to the hospital like an old father.
Jiang Shu listened to it from the sidelines, and the whole person was stupid.
Nima!
I've done this before?
I don't know!
โ...... In this way, under the careful teaching of Mr. Jiang, my acting skills have been rapidly improved. And, just a few days ago, I passed the audition for a big-production male role through the acting skills taught to me by Mr. Jiang. It can be said that Mr. Jiang is my life mentor!" Zhou Songze finished speaking, and handed Jiang Shu a look.
Seems to say:
'Teacher Jiang, am I in place for this wave of touting?'
Jiang Shu: "......"
Jiang Shu didn't know if it was not in place, but it was certain that it must be to the stomach.
After listening to Zhou Songze's Jiang Shu, Mr. Huang looked at Jiang Shu as if he had met a treasure boy.
He can sing, act, write lyrics, and teach students.
It's really no one.
"Speaking of which, I also remembered. Teacher Huang suddenly thought of something and said, "I remember another time when I chatted with Zhang Zifan of TF, Zhang Zifan also said that Jiang Shu is his life mentor. Jiang Shu, is there such a thing?"
Zhang Zifan is really simple, he can't hide anything.
Jiang Shu couldn't deny it, so he could only nod and say, "There is such a thing." โ
Teacher Huang opened his mouth with a smile, "It seems that Jiang Shu does have the potential to be a life coach!"
Jiang Shu smiled with a smile.
At this time, Jiang Shu's brain was running rapidly, thinking about how to divert the topic as soon as possible.
The title 'Life Coach' does not have any pejorative connotations.
But Jiang Shu didn't want to be labeled that label.
As the saying goes, the more labels, the greater the fame.
'Singer', 'actor', 'lyricist', 'creative talent', these labels have made Jiang Shu a little tired.
If you are adding a label of 'life coach'.
Jiang Shu estimated that he was getting farther and farther away from going home.
But......
Obviously, Mr. Huang didn't mean to let Jiang Shu go.
"Jiang Shu, come on!" Mr. Huang motioned for a camera to point at Jiang Shu.
"What's coming?" Jiang Shu was stunned.
"Let's say a few words to the audience in the live broadcast room. Teacher Huang smiled and said, "Aren't you a life coach!" Most of the people who watch our show are young audiences, and many people are in a period of confusion or trough in life. โ
To put it simply, Mr. Huang just wants Jiang Shu to talk about some positive chicken soup.
But can Jiang Shu do this?
No, I can't!
If Jiang Shu did this, wouldn't it be completely confirmed as a 'life mentor'!
Can......
Mr. Huang is a senior in the industry.
Since he said so.
Jiang Shu couldn't refuse.
What a headache!
However, soon, Jiang Shu came up with a clever plan.
"That'...... I'll just say a few words?" Jiang Shu said tentatively.
"Say a few words, say a few words. Mr. Huang's eyes were full of expectation.
Facing the camera, Jiang Shu coughed lightly.
"Hello everyone, I am your life mentor, Jiang Shu!"
"Now, please tell me what happened to you, and let me answer your questions one by one. โ
Barrage in the live broadcast room: "Teacher Jiang, I am a student party, but I think I am particularly untalented in learning, others usually score five or six hundred points in exams, and I only score more than 100 points in exams, what should I do?"
Jiang Shu: "Don't be discouraged, remember that while God closes a door for you, he will also seal your window. โ
โ......โ
Barrage in the live broadcast room: "Mr. Jiang, I used to be a billionaire, but now the company has gone bankrupt due to the production of bad products, and my wife has cheated on me and left me, do I still have a chance?"
Jiang Shu: "Don't be depressed, life is like this, with ups and downs. โ
โ......โ
Barrage in the live broadcast room: "I've liked a person for a long time, he is very beautiful, I want to live, but I don't think I'm worthy of him, Jiang Shu, what do you think I should do?"
Jiang Shu: "If you like someone, you have to be brave enough to confess, in case you become a spare tire!"
โ......โ
Barrage in the live broadcast room: "I'm green." Last month, I caught her rolling the sheets with another man. I confronted her, and she said that he and the man had been together for a long time, before I had been with her. โ
Jiang Shu: "Brother, you have to look at it from a different angle. In fact, it's not that you are green, but that you are green others. Isn't it much better to think about it this way? โ
โ......โ
This way.
Jiang Shu was interacting with netizens in the live broadcast room.
Teacher Huang on the side was dumbfounded.
Jiang Shu is sure that this is a life mentor, not a poisonous chicken soup master?
I'm here for you to heal others, not to depress them!
In the live broadcast room.
Once again, the screen is full of question marks.
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"Is this a life coach, I feel deeply depressed. โ
"I'm sorry I can't give birth to anyone!"
"Cry, cry for me!"
............
"Eh, Mr. Huang, what are you stopping me for, and I haven't answered a few questions from enthusiastic netizens?"
"Ahem, Jiang Shu, that's all for today. The next time you have the chance, you're interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room. โ
Seeing that the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was declining at a speed visible to the naked eye, Mr. Huang hurriedly stopped Jiang Shu's crazy poisonous chicken soup.
"Okay, then audience friends, next time I have the opportunity, I will tell you some life philosophy that I have realized over the years!"
Jiang Shu reluctantly put down his phone.
Then.
The corners of Jiang Shu's mouth rose imperceptibly.
Poisonous Chicken Soup Battle, Success!
In Jiang Shu's words just now, there was not a single word of chicken soup full of positive energy, all of which were poisonous chicken soup.
That's it.
Netizens will never label themselves as 'life mentors'!
Jiang Shu thought so.
"Okay, let's play a little more games and then go to bed. โ
It was already past nine o'clock in the evening, almost ten o'clock in the evening.
Su Yan and several other girls had already yawned.
And there is enough material recorded today, and it is no problem to edit it into an episode.
Thereupon.
After playing a few traditional games of the pineapple house, everyone went back to bed.
Jiang Shu, who was tired of pulling sugarcane during the day, dipped his pillow for a short while, and quickly entered his dream.
............
And at the same time.
When Jiang Shu and others were sleeping in their dreams.
The hot search topics on the hot search list have changed.
Today.
It was the day the seventh episode of "Dead People Can Talk" aired.
Same as two days ago.
The popularity of "Dead People Can Talk" on the Weibo hot search list has once again completed the baton.
In the afternoon, the second case of #"Dead People Can Talk"# just went down from the hot search list, and in the evening, after the broadcast of "Dead People Can Talk", #The third case of "Dead People Can Talk"# appeared on the hot search list.
And along with the #"Dead Man Can Talk" third case# on the hot search list of the neck, there are three other topics.
These three topics are all related to "Ordinary Life".
Second place on Weibo hot search list: #่็่ๅดดไผค#
The fifteenth place on the Weibo hot search list: #The main creator of "Dead People Can Talk" was a guest at the pineapple house#
No. 28 on Weibo's hot search list: #ไบบ็ๅฏผๅธๆฑ่ฟฐ#
Jiang Shu is still too young.
Things didn't go as he expected.
#ไบบ็ๅฏผๅธๆฑ่ฟฐ#่ฟไธช่ฏ้ข่ฟๆฏ็ปไธไบๅพฎๅ็ญๆๆฆ.
And the ranking is not low.
Though......
What Jiang Shu said to the audience in the show was all some poisonous chicken soup, which was very shocking after listening to it.
But think about it.
What Jiang Shu said is not entirely unreasonable.
Positive Chicken Soup can motivate people, but it's only a good expectation.
And the poisonous chicken soup that Jiang Shu said is the real cruel reality.
"I think that compared to those positive energy quotations, what Jiang Shu said inspired me more. โ
"Yes, there are so many miracles in life, and I prefer to believe in reality rather than fairy tales. โ
"If hard work works, what do you need luck!"
"Yes, it's not easy to live, why do you have to force yourself. Just like Jiang Shu said, to live, it is better to be optimistic. โ
"I would like to call Jiang Shu a teacher in life, who is in favor and who is against. โ
Sure enough, it is worthy of being a life mentor who is recognized by Zhou Songze and Zhang Zifan, and he has two brushes. โ
"Is this a real life coach? I think it's a lot better than the chicken soup masters on the neck. โ
in this world.
People have long been accustomed to being surrounded by all kinds of motivational videos and chicken soup for the soul and have long become numb.
Instead, it's Jiang Shu's poisonous chicken soup.
It has made many netizens feel refreshed and empowered.
Poisonous chicken soup is poisonous.
But fighting poison with poison will have a positive effect.
In addition to the excessive interpretation of some netizens.
'Since God will close your door and seal your window, you should have the courage to chisel open the door and break the window!'
It's true that life can have its ups and downs, but as long as we don't be proud when we set foot on the top of the mountain, and we don't get discouraged when we stop at the bottom of the valley, this cannot happen. โ
Thereupon.
That's it.
Although Jiang Shu himself strongly resisted, Jiang Shu was still labeled as a 'life mentor' by netizens.
Some netizens have even sorted out Jiang Shu's quotations, printed them and pasted them in the bedroom.
............
In addition to the topic of #Life Mentor Jiang Shu#, there are also #Su Xi's foot injury#, #The main creative team of "Dead People Can Talk"# is hung on the hot search list of the neck.
These three topics are all related to "Ordinary Life", but they have more or less brought a lot of heat to the drama "Dead People Can Talk".
The number of views of "Dead People Can Talk" has risen.
Many passers-by and viewers know about the existence of this drama.
The discussion and popularity have increased significantly.
Next.
Just when Jiang Shu and the others left from the pineapple house after saying goodbye to Teacher Huang.
The playback data of "Dead People Can Talk" is reported.
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