Chapter 400: Sing the Divine Comedy Again, That Black Six Seconds
"Others ask for money for singing, but your singing is simply deadly!"
Lin Yang's very serious and serious words once again caused the scene to burst into laughter. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Haha, others ask for money when they sing, but you sing to death, what you say is too shocking?"
"That's right, in the future, whoever thinks that the songs they sing are good, I will use this sentence to block them. ā
"That's it, but what song does Lin Yang want to sing?"
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Many people at the scene kept discussing, and at this time, Fei Huan said on the stage: "In that case, don't sing, you and your father, you and your mother will live together, I will make room for you." ā
"No, sir, you must listen to me, this song is all the more precious because of your testimony. ā
Lin Yang didn't let Fei Huan go, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Where's the music?"
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Ay... Ay...
Hey... Hey
My home is in the Northeast
On the Songhua River
There are mountains full of soybean sorghum
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By the green mountains and green waters
Two large aspen trees in front of the door
Neat fence yards
It's a small grass house
Ay...
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On the stage, Lin Yang suddenly burst out and sang, and the singing was hearty, which almost directly drove the atmosphere of the scene, of course, and then the scene was full of laughter.
I saw Lin Yang walk in front of Zhu Neng and sing-
My dad is fine
Always want to have some drink
Even if you don't have any food, you have to drink two taels
A large bowl of tea and a large bowl of wine
Neighbors on both sides
Five, six, six, six
There was a lot of laughter
Ay... Yo
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Fei Huan on the side was a little angry when Lin Yang was singing: "What is this!"
At this time, Lin Yang walked in front of Feng Chun: "Mom!"
"I'm not your mother. ā
Feng Chun's acting skills are also online, and she looks like she is about to cry at this time.
Lin Yang didn't care so much, he directly supported Feng Chun and sang--
My mother's voice has been bright since she was a child
Every day she drank mountain songs and went to school
Straight old man
Laid down his large cigarette pouch
Straight straight boy
I miss him even more
Sing straight to the old lady
Put down the needle and thread and listen to a paragraph
Straight to the big girl
Tears in my eyes
Forgot about laundry
Ay... Yo
Ay...
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Backstage, looking at Lin Yang's singing on the stage, Zhao Chong also smiled: "Lin Yang, this is really related to our Northeast, and many songs are simply the customs of our Northeast." ā
Qi Huan also smiled: "Yes, who said it wasn't, so this Lin Yang is really good enough, and I read his script very well this time." ā
"yes, I think it's good, too. ā
Zhao Chong hurriedly said.
The song "Home in the Northeast" was sung by Pang Long in another time and space, and Lin Yang temporarily changed the script in order to highlight the later touch, of course, Lin Yang did not know whether the temporary modification was a good thing or a bad thing.
After all, this sketch is 20 minutes in the Spring Festival Gala, Lin Yang feels that this time is long enough, and I am afraid that the Spring Festival Gala at that time will not be able to give enough time.
But today in Liaoning TV is different, not to mention anything else, Lao Niu told Lin Yang that there is enough time, and it doesn't hurt if he can play for an hour.
Therefore, Lin Yang moved out the song "Home in the Northeast".
But this Lin Yang is not for moving, just for fun!
When he was singing, Fei Huan looked like he didn't want to die, Zhu Neng looked like he wanted to talk and stopped, and Feng Chun looked quite embarrassed, and looked at Fei Huan, his wife, from time to time, asking him not to misunderstand.
"I'm singing this song so happily, I'm happy, I'm so happy, I found my mom today. ā
Lin Yang said at this time: "Although I also want to cry, although my mother abandoned me early, this song still represents the thoughts in my heart, I want to thank my mother for giving me life, I am happy." ā
"Okay, okay, you guys are happy, your family is reunited, I'll go. ā
At this time, Fei Huan pretended to be very angry and prepared to leave.
However, Lin Yang also suddenly came up stupidly, and he also 'hummed' and prepared to leave in the same way.
"Son, come back!!"
Zhu Neng originally called his son, but Fei Huan, who had already walked outside, suddenly became angry, turned around and said loudly: "Whose son are you calling?"
said that Fei Huan was about to beat Zhu Neng, but Zhu Neng fell directly to the ground all of a sudden, then stood up and said, "Big brother, you listen to me, can you listen to me?"
"Uncle!!"
"Who do you call uncle?"
"Big brother, you listen to my explanation, can you listen to my explanation?"
Zhu Neng was so anxious that he was about to cry.
"Okay, you explain, don't you? ā
Fei Huan hurriedly turned around and took the letter on the table in his hand: "You explain, if you don't have this son, I will definitely raise this son well, don't worry!"
At this time, Zhu Neng explained that he was an orphan at the beginning, thanks to Guiqin's care, so Zhu Neng, who is growing up now, also adopted Lin Yang because he wanted to repay the society, and then Zhu Neng also asked vigorously: "I beg you, don't tell this child." ā
Fei Huan was a little stunned, as for Gui Qin, he was still asking here: "Is it true?"
"It's true!"
As soon as the words fell, over there, Fei Huan said directly to Lin Yang: "Your father said that you are an orphan, he is also an orphan, report, I am also an orphan, who will believe it!"
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter, not to mention anything else, this Fei Huan is so funny, it is completely the strength to take responsibility.
"Daddy, I'm an orphan? ā
Lin Yang was still a little confused at this time.
At this time, Zhu Neng took out the adoption certificate from his pocket!
The truth is out!
"I'm an orphan, I'm an orphan. ā
Lin Yang slowly squatted on the table at this time and cried.
"What are you doing, what are you crying with others during the New Year, I'll tell you that I brought you back when you were eighteen days, I raised you for ten years and eight years, I dare not say that I am right about you, I dare to say that I am worthy of my conscience, if you want to find your biological parents, your father will not stop you, you go, I know where it is, sooner or later, it will be like this!"
When Zhu Neng said this, the scene was also quiet, and Fei Huan on the pit was also a little stunned, as for Zhu Neng, he was already crying after saying this.
"I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. ā
Fei Huan stood up and said to Lin Yang while apologizing: "You get up, get up, what are you aggrieved, we all have no regrets about your father, your father has raised you for eighteen years, a handful of and urine, these eighteen years, being a father and a mother for you, I haven't even looked for a wife, aren't you afraid that you will be wronged? Child, you have to know how to repay, child, don't you want to find your mother? In the future, Guiqin will be your own mother's home in the future, this will be your home, you have to study hard to grow up, repay your father, study hard, isn't it?
Zhu Neng on the side sighed: "I haven't read it for a long time!"
"I look at it, otherwise, the fight that is just beginning to open is the fight of the landlord, how much people laugh"
Fei Huan said at this time.
Zhu Neng was a little puzzled: "Isn't it?"
Fei Huan's sentence: "That's the beans of potatoes" directly made the scene laugh again.
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"I think this sketch should be on the Spring Festival Gala, Nima, it's just a big praise, touching, of course, there are more laughs. ā
"Yes, that's true, haha, and it's educational, it lets everyone know that it's good to go to school. ā
"That's right, look at how many people don't go to junior high school now, and some people don't even go to junior high school, it's just unbelievable. ā
"Who says it's not, although we often say that it's difficult to produce a noble son from a poor family, but how can you do it if you don't work hard to go to school?"
"Every time I go home, someone always says what's the use of going to school, teaching a lot of tuition, but the result is that there is no use, it is better to work early. ā
"That's right, I've also encountered it, the problem is that if a part-time worker comes out of a cow, he can't blow it, why don't they look at those who don't come out? Although going to school can't make people successful, at least it can make people think, right?"
"That's right, I'm also very much convinced, those who say that it's useless to go to college should die. ā
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The next sketch is already coming to an end, and it is estimated that few people will know that in fact, this sketch almost brewed into a broadcast accident!
Later, this matter was also revealed, and many people said that this was actually black for 6 seconds!
The total length of the sketch "You at the Same Table" is about 22 minutes, when it is a few seconds at 19 minutes and 50 seconds, Xiao Shenyang here said, "Today's class reunion, I remembered a song to sing for you", and then took the dumplings, and then at 19 minutes and 53 seconds, Wang Xiaoli should have said the lines.
"I'll watch Zhao Benshan's sketch later!"
After Wang Xiaoli finished speaking, Zhao Benshan wanted to take another sentence: "I don't want to look at him, he comes out every year, and he has a big and dirty face!"
Even later he satirized those who said that Zhao Benshan's sketches were vulgar, saying 'We elegant people don't like to watch him'!
If this effect came out at that time, it would definitely be quite good, but Wang Xiaoli forgot the words, and it took 6 seconds, and finally Zhao Benshan hit Wang Xiaoli with a rolling pin before he said.
In fact, Wang Xiaoli is not to blame, because there was no such sentence during the rehearsal, which was added temporarily!
And the delay of 6 seconds caused Zhao Benshan to also have to speak quickly, but unfortunately it was too late, and Xiao Shenyang also made gestures to indicate that the words were enough to choke.
In the end, the prelude to "You at the Same Table" sounded, but this also led to the superposition of the previous lines and the live effect did not come out!
Otherwise it should be an excellent baggage!
The front was too rushed, and the laughter and applause were too late, and the singing and lines were superimposed together and did not have the desired effect at all.
is also exactly like this, which also led to the later broadcast of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala to be processed and deleted!
But luckily, this won't happen this time!
And Lin Yang felt that the lines on the stage should be better this time, after all, Xu Dongjun had fought with people satirically.