"Haha, this is the first time I've seen someone write a letter like this with a circle instead, and I really laughed to death. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Upstairs, it seems that you don't have a childhood, and we often use circles instead of circles when we can't write in our childhood?"

"It's just, there's nothing wrong with it at all, but I think this sketch is too funny. ”

"Fuck, if the omission of three words is a bit laughable, then this' omitting 27 words here is simply kneeling. ”

"That's right, it's still on the way out of school, it's still in the woods, fuck, what do you want to do?"

......

The sketch led to a discussion, at this time, we don't mention the reaction of watching TV and the Internet, as for the live broadcast scene, there is no need to be driven by people at all, and the atmosphere has reached the extreme.

"It's a great burden. ”

Lu Liangben couldn't help but laugh when he looked at this sketch at this time, and at the same time, he secretly admired it, he had already decided to end the show later and have a good chat with Lin Yang.

"Haha, interesting, this omission of 27 words is really interesting. ”

Li Huan also laughed: "Sure enough, some scripts don't look good, but if they are performed, then they must be quite interesting." “

Zhao Chong also nodded: "Yes, to be honest, I didn't expect these stalks to work so well together." ”

"I'm sure now, Lin Yang really didn't think of this sketch suddenly, it should have been pondered for a long time. ”

Li Huan thought about it at this time and said seriously.

Zhao Chong agreed: "I think so too, how could such a script come up with it suddenly?"

......

"No, tell me about you, you, what's wrong with you in the grove?"

Fei Huan was already angry: 'What do you want to do?'

Zhu Neng was also nervous and stammered: "That was my dream!"

Fei Huan continued: "Dream lost 27 words?"

"No, big brother, it's our two dreaming that we walked to the grove, just this kung fu this kid slept and played a gesture, kicked me awake with one kick, and I couldn't catch it when I wanted to catch the dream!"

Lin Yang sat in the middle and said aggrievedly: "Why are you blaming me?

Fei Huan said happily: "Thanks to you, otherwise this might have been a dream." ”

"Qin, you are the only woman in my heart, after going to the countryside to participate in the show that year, it was already dark when I went home, and when we passed by a bud rice field, 78 words were omitted here. ”

When Lin Yang continued to read the letter, he knelt directly on the spot!

Xu Dayou was already out of breath with a smile: "I'm, I'm, Nima, what's the omitted word here?"

"I'm laughing to death, haha, I really didn't expect the sketch to be so exciting. ”

"Who says it's not, I'm afraid those who say how the sketch is and how scum they are. ”

"It shouldn't be said that they are blind, it should be said that they don't know how to appreciate the sketch at all, and even they don't even watch the sketch to say that the sketch is scum. ”

"I'm going to omit 78 words here, and I'm going to know what those 78 words are for. ”

......

This stalk made everyone happy, and at the same time, Fei Huan said angrily: "Tell me, is this also a dream?"

"Big, big, big brother, it's not a dream. ”

Zhu Nengbu explained.

Fei Huan looked at Feng Chun: "Then what are these 78 words doing?"

Feng Chun also stood up: "How do I know!"

Fei Huan said anxiously: "What are you pretending to be confused, why is it dark, this passing by the bud rice field, what are you going to do here? ”

Feng Chun was also anxious: "Big orange, why do you write everything up, then there is such a thing!"

Zhu Neng said: "Guiqin, have you forgotten? Before we came back that year, it was dark, so we walked home, passing by a bud rice field, and when we looked up, we stood in front of a donkey!"

At this time, Fei Huan was already standing in front of Zhu Neng and Feng Chun!

"Go up to the side!"

Fei Huan stepped aside angrily.

Zhu Neng pulled Feng Chun and continued: "This donkey, just look at the two of us and leave!"

Lin Yang said in the back: "Dad, what are you talking about, my uncle has a long face!"

"At that time, I was scared to Guiqin, and my mother threw herself into my arms. ”

Zhu Neng gestured and said to Fei Huan: "Big brother, what do you say about me, can I go?

Feng Chun was also suddenly: "I remembered, it seems that there is indeed such a thing." ”

Fei Huan asked, "Aren't you faint?"

Feng Chun also said helplessly: "Yes, I was really scared at that time. ”

Fei Huan: "Why did you fall into someone's arms?"

Feng Chun said: "How do I know when I faint, I don't even know how to go back." ”

Fei Huan: The donkey camel went back

Zhu Neng: I dragged it back, no, I didn't carry it back

Fei Huan: Back, bare back

Zhu Neng: Hold it for a while when your back is tired

Fei Huan: You didn't do any rescue measures or anything

Zhu Neng: Big brother, I didn't do artificial respiration

......

Next, Fei Huan was a little jealous, because there is no TV series "Latent" in this world, so Lin Yang used another undercover police film to make this stalk, and the audience at the scene didn't know how many times they laughed.

Many people heard that Lin Yang made a sketch at the beginning with the mentality of watching the excitement, but the result was good, Lin Yang actually made a sketch, and this sketch was quite interesting.

There is almost a lot of baggage in it, which makes everyone look quite fresh!

This sketch was logged in CCTV's 2011 Spring Festival Gala in another time and space, and this sketch was also rated as the audience's favorite column, with the first number of votes!

"You at the Table"!

The content of this sketch is mainly about Wang Xiaoli's acceptance of primary school classmate Li Lin's care and has always had a crush on her during his studies, and adopted the orphan Lin Yang when he became an adult. In the letter, Wang Xiao used "three words omitted here", "27 words omitted here", "78 words omitted here" and so on to express various feelings and memories, which aroused the dissatisfaction of Li Lin's husband Fei Huan, and caused a fierce conflict because Wang Xiaoli mistakenly gave the hotel room card to Li Lin as a bank card.

And after one climax of reading the letter, the second climax was reached!

Bank cards!

When Feng Chun took out the card from the envelope, he also wanted to hand it to Zhu Neng directly, but it turned out to be blocked by Fei Huan from the middle!

"Take it, why don't you want it. ”

Fei Huan, who was sitting on the pit, said.

"Don't, what are you doing with other people's cards? ”

"What to give, draw so many circles and ask him to have a card. ”

......

"Room 302 of the hotel!"

After reading it out with the card, the scene was also boiling.

"Damn, Lao Zhu is too slippery, Nima, he actually went directly to the room card. ”

"Hahaha, Fei Huan is going to be cuckolded in this way. ”

"It means that this is absolutely unbearable, Nima, I was so naïve, at first I thought it was going to get a bank card old classmates reunion. ”

"Haha, I'm happy. ”

Everyone looked at Fei Huan's appearance and didn't know how many times they laughed.

"Go, go, go, go, you're really good enough, by the way, what did you just say your name?"

After Fei Huan finished speaking at this time, Feng Chun turned to Zhu Neng and asked.

"Well, my surname is Wang. ”

"The ancestor really didn't lie to me, it must be fireproof, anti-theft and anti-king. ”

Fei Huan's words of looking up to the sky and sighing once again attracted applause from the scene.

"Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-king. ”

"I live next door and my surname is Wang. ”

......

Everyone didn't expect that Lin Yang would use these jokes directly!

What followed was a random search, it turned out that where was the bank card in Lin Yang, this was a misunderstanding.

"Look, this is a misunderstanding, don't think about it. ”

Feng Chun said after giving the bank card to Fei Huan.

This time, after carefully reading the bank card, Fei Huan put it in his pocket, and then pointed to Lin Yang and said, "Okay, continue reading." ”

"Qin doesn't have this child without you, I must bring this son up!"

At this moment, Lin Yang stopped reading it directly after reading this: "Dad, he's not my mother, Dad, didn't you say that my mother died early?"

At this time, Zhu Neng was also nervous and embarrassed, and he couldn't open his mouth if he wanted to explain.

"When will you have another child, you won't have this child without you. ”

Fei Huan jumped up directly at this time: "Ah, why am I so miserable, sure enough, there is an old king next door to me." ”

Lin Yang: Isn't my mother gone, uncle, why are we both dying?

Fei Huan: What's going on?

Lin Yang: Uncle, you said that this kid is not me

Fei Huan: Guess what?

Lin Yang: Yes

Fei Huan: That's right

Lin Yang: Uncle

Fei Huan: Don't call me uncle, call me uncle, your father started earlier than me.

......

The two of you, you say a word, I say a word, and then hug your head and cry, how do you look at it, it's a little funny!

At this time, Feng Chun said to Zhu Neng: "What the hell is going on, you quickly tell me when I will have a child with you." ”

"This, this ......"

Zhu Neng was also quite embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it.

As for the other side, Fei Huan was dizzy and cried and said: "Child, let me tell you, your mother has a bright voice since she was a child, and she likes to sing, I fell in love with your mother because of this, but I never expected to be given such an early hand by your father." ”

"Uncle, don't cry, I'll sing you a song. ”

Lin Yang said suddenly at this time.

"What? You can sing?"

Fei Huan was a little surprised: "Can you still sing with your IQ?"

"Uncle, no, uncle, why do you underestimate people, I am good at singing, and I won the first prize in the Northeast Young Singer Competition in Liaoning, and even your Xu Dongjun in the Northeast praised me for singing well. ”

Lin Yang pretended to be quite proud and said proudly.

Fei Huan asked, "Xu Dongjun praised you?"

Lin Yang said: "He told me, young man, others ask for money for singing, and you sing, it's just deadly!"