027, [Mirror]

The software "Hexagram God" has been taken off the shelves.

I couldn't find it no matter how I searched, and it seemed to have just disappeared.

Lu Yibai began to think about whether to buy the fortune teller's second-hand mobile phone......

After all, the software that has already been downloaded will not be deleted spontaneously.

However, unless it's the kind that doesn't require an internet connection, it's likely to be banned and unusable.

Forget it, let's talk about it next time I meet my uncle.

He and the fortune teller lived on opposite biological clocks.

And the fortune teller doesn't come every day.

The urban management of Wucheng is relatively kind, but in fact, there are many kind people in the urban management.

However, when it comes to striking hard, they still have to carry out their tasks well.

Recently, if Lu Yibai gets up early, he will go to the overpass in the afternoon to have a look, and he has not met the fortune teller a few times before, and when he meets again, he is already selling finger cakes.

After spending a cigarette on the exchange, Lu Yibai learned that this "Hexagram God App" really couldn't be used.

Because of this, the uncle decided to change careers, anyway, he really didn't make any money when he was a magic stick, he was not good at tricking others, and he didn't know how to fool, fortune telling still relies on software, and he has been able to do this business for so long, I'm afraid it's because of love......

I bought three finger cakes, and Lu Yibai went back to the bar.

When he returned to the bar, Lin Xiaoqi and Ye Yiyi had already gotten up, so he gave them the finger cake.

For this "hexagram god", Lu Yibai has no clue for the time being, maybe it is really a coincidence.

After all, reality is far more bizarre than fiction, and reality doesn't need logic.

Anyway, this software has also been taken off the shelves, and there is no place for him to study it for the time being.

After Ye Yiyi finished eating the finger cake, she obediently sat in front of the boss of the road.

It's time for the once-a-day buzz again.

Lu Yibai picked up the lion umbrella and put it directly on Ye Yiyi's lower abdomen.

Yang energy enters the body, "......"

A satisfied smile bloomed on Ye Yiyi's face.

Boss Lu felt that fate treated him well.

Although as the boss, he wants to keep these two chicks, but both seem to be easily satisfied.

Lin Xiaoqi only needs to have delicious food, and Ye Yiyi only needs to be poked by the lion umbrella every day.

After eating, Ye Yiyi, shaking his waist, went to the first floor to clean up the bar.

It's another energetic day!

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"Boss, has that ghost in the lion umbrella appeared recently?" Lin Xiaoqi asked.

Lu Yibai shook his head.

The goblin seemed to have fallen asleep since it last appeared out of nowhere.

Or maybe it's still dormant.

Why did you come to bewitch Lu Yibai, the reason is unknown.

But it shouldn't be a failure and you won't die.

But obviously, it is now very weak after being sealed, and in the dark night, although the power of the demons and monsters will be stronger, it doesn't seem to be much stronger.

At least when Lu Yibai was awake, it couldn't even invade Lu Yibai's consciousness space.

After so many days, Boss Lu's biggest gain is that he has successfully practiced the first style of the basic umbrella method - [Poke].

He's poking it very accurately now.

Even if the target is a nostril, he can poke it safely.

Regarding Lu Yibai's progress, Lin Xiaoqi was still a little surprised.

Because in her opinion, Boss Lu's talent is actually quite average, but he is really patient and hard enough.

There really hasn't been a day of slacking off.

Therefore, he can already begin to learn the second form, [Sweep].

The process of practice is still very boring, but Lu Yibai has always endured loneliness.

As usual, 500 strokes on the right hand and 500 strokes on the left hand.

I feel like my arm strength is growing every day.

In addition, the cultivation of "Menstrual Pain" has not been delayed in the slightest.

Now the pain is twice as much as before.

But Lu Yibai has evolved from enduring pain to getting used to it.

Anyway, it hurts every day, and it hurts, and it hurts, and it seems to be the same thing.

Originally, the light spot in the body was roughly the length and width of two fingers, but now it has grown a lot, and there are almost three fingers.

If you continue to practice, I'm afraid you will be able to cultivate a glowing slap......

is also the most wasted qualification, several ancestors have paid the price of their lives, Lu Yibai can now cultivate steadily, in his opinion, he is lucky enough.

It's just a pain, and if you can bear it, just bear it.

It is better to be secretly hurt than to be beaten by the enemy in the future and then scream in pain.

Boss Lu thinks that he is a decent person, and he still wants to save face.

After running for a week, Lu Yibai recovered from his cultivation state.

He could clearly feel that the light spots in his body had increased a little.

"Dysmenorrhea" does not seem to have a bottleneck, as long as it keeps accumulating, it can be slowly broken through.

It's brainless, but it's super cool.

He picked up the lion umbrella beside him and waved it a few times, and he was full of tigers.

Still sweating profusely, he went into the bathroom to take a shower as usual.

After washing, it's time to go to bed.

Before going to bed, Lu Yibai wants to put the lion umbrella back into the umbrella stand.

Keep a certain distance from it, otherwise the ghosts suppressed inside will disturb his dreams again.

You're not a beautiful female ghost, what can you do with me in your dreams?

When I went downstairs, looking at the clean and tidy bar on the first floor, Boss Lu gave Ye Yiyi a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

This little maid is really obedient and capable.

Look at this glass, how clean it is, Lu Yibai can clearly see the figure reflected on the glass.

Well, it's pretty handsome.

He held a black umbrella and looked at the glass, making a "yes~".

It's like guessing the fist, and the scissors come out.

However, the figure reflected in the glass is ......

Out of stone!

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……

Boss Lu half-opened his dead fish eyes, and clearly saw that the reflected figure was out of the stone.

He glanced down at the lion umbrella in his hand.

In the middle of the night, do you have to be so skinny?

Boss Lu, who has experienced the baptism of countless ghost movies, really has no waves in his heart.

So, he stood quietly in front of the glass and said, "Guess the shell!"

Then, a "cloth" was quickly produced. ”

The reflected figure didn't seem to react for a while, but it instinctively followed with a "cloth." ”

Lu Yibai didn't give it time to react, and continued to say quickly: "Guess the Ding shell!"

"Stone!"

"Scissors!"

"Stone!"

In this way, ten rounds of guessing were made against the glass.

The figure in the glass slowly became a little nothing, the goblin was suppressed after all, and the energy it could overdraw was limited.

Inexplicably, Lu Yibai took a wave of rhythm, and most of the energy that had been accumulated during this time was consumed.

It was just about to say something at the last minute when it heard Lu Yibai chanting something.

Wow, this weird thing is finally willing to take care of me!

Listen to what he's saying.

It mobilized its remaining energy and listened to Lu Yibai's words.

Lu Yibai said as he walked:

"Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony, Freedom, Equality, Justice and ......"

24 words of mantra, the core values of socialism.

Bang, the lion umbrella was put back into the umbrella stand by the road boss.

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(PS: First update.) )