026, [demagoguery]
"You're awake. ”
After falling asleep, the person in the dream said to Lu Yibai.
Lu Yibai: "???"
It's a strange feeling now, that is, he is very sure that he is asleep, but his mind is very clear, I don't know if everyone has ever felt this way.
In his dream, he couldn't see the man in front of him clearly, but what he said was a little intriguing.
The man in the dream said something that was extremely scary, but Boss Lu's heart was not turbulent, and he even ...... Feeling like laughing?
He chose not to ignore it, so as not to respond to all changes.
The man in the dream thought that Lu Yibai didn't hear clearly, and said, "You're awake." ”
Boss Lu still ignored it.
My day, this routine is not right!
In the next room to Lu Yibai, Lin Xiaoqi was wearing a pair of hot pants and a pair of bare white legs and cultivating cross-legged.
Suddenly, she frowned slightly, got up slowly, and then came to the door of the boss Lu's room.
There was a click, and the door was unlocked.
She walked barefoot to the bedside and glanced at the road where she slept with her eyes closed.
Lu Yibai's expression was very natural, and there was nothing wrong with it.
That's right, my boss has a big heart.
"A demagogic little trick!" Lin Xiaoqi sneered, then put his finger slightly on the handle of the lion umbrella and flicked it slightly at the lion's head.
Suddenly, the lion umbrella on the bedside table shook, as if it trembled violently.
Then, in Lu Yibai's "dream", he heard the man's voice again.
"Chicken breaking!
How non-standard is this Mandarin? It feels like someone has been swollen in the face and said it in a vague way.
Then, the gray dream shattered in an instant.
To be exact, it was violently shattered by Lin Xiaoqi.
Lu Yibai suddenly opened his dead fish eyes, and what came into his eyes was Lin Xiaoqi, who was wearing hot pants and showing long legs that could be ten thousand years.
From the angle from which he was lying, he could still see the uproar of the pair.
Lin Xiaoqi was looking at Boss Lu with interest.
Boss Lu was a little confused.
This is the legend...... Night Raid?
Am I open my arms, or am I open my arms, or am I open my arms?
As for the inexplicable dream just now, he was directly left behind.
Of course, Lu Yibai wouldn't really think that Lin Xiaoqi had anything wrong with him.
emmmmm...... He is not wise that is not wise for himself.
Well, there was only one possibility for her to run into her room.
"Xiao Qi, I really didn't hide potato chips in the room, the bag you found last time was the last one!"
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Boss Lu looked at the lion umbrella in front of him and frowned slightly.
In fact, he didn't need Lin Xiaoqi to tell him, he could guess that there must be something wrong with the lion umbrella.
Before, he always put the lion umbrella back on the umbrella stand, and he slept well. I forgot about it today, and put it directly on the head of the bed, and it produced a strange dream.
And it's clear that the dream is dominated by someone else.
Devilish tricks!
But it shouldn't!
The lion umbrella is a magic weapon with extremely heavy yang energy.
How heavy is it?
Leaking a little bit casually can make Ye Yiyi eat until she can hold on, and even go directly to the sky.
In Ye Yiyi's words, this lion umbrella can feed a tribe of night demons waiting to be fed.
This made Lu Yibai think: In case the mix is unsatisfactory, it would be good to subdue a bunch of night demons and become the king of the mountain.
How could such a mysterious scene appear with such a magic weapon?
Lin Xiaoqi took the lion umbrella in Lu Yibai's hand and said, "Boss, the four umbrellas in the bar have been around for a certain period of time, among them, your lion umbrella and the skeleton umbrella are quite special." ”
Lin Xiaoqi continued: "One yin and one yang, mutual restraint. ”
It's easy to understand, at least literally.
Lin Xiaoqi looked at the lion head on the lion umbrella and said, "It is precisely because these two umbrellas are relatively special, one is extremely yang and the other is extremely heavy, so both of them suppress the things that are restrained by them. ”
"The lion umbrella has a strong yang energy, so a ghost with extremely heavy yin energy is suppressed inside. ”
"The skeleton umbrella has a heavy yin energy, so there is a demon with extremely yang energy in it. ”
Lu Yibai nodded, roughly understood.
"Isn't it a little tricky?" he asked.
He said that he was suppressed, but didn't this goblin still enter his dream?
Although in sleep, people's sense of autonomy is relatively weak, it is indeed a fact that it falls asleep.
"No, it won't. If you really have any ability, you won't play with these carving insect skills. Lin Xiaoqi said.
That's right, too. Lu Yibai nodded.
In this year, in the era of the information explosion, what routine have you not seen?
This demagogic tactic is long gone.
It doesn't matter what the other party says, just don't answer, let him beep there alone to see how long he can beep.
Deliberately say something that is very scary, and then lead you to chat, it is easy to have an accident after chatting for a long time.
The lion umbrella needs to use yang energy to suppress ghosts, and at the same time, there is excess yang energy that can leak to Ye Yiyi to suck in, which is obviously at ease.
The spiral is steady, don't worry.
Although Lu Yibai was very interested and curious about this ghost and the demon in the skeleton umbrella, he knew that curiosity killed the cat.
He is now only a first-order night watchman, and he is not qualified to be curious.
His thinking is clear and his logic is very thorough.
Anything that can be killed certainly does not need to be suppressed. Since the choice of repression, it must be a very tricky existence.
I can't afford to provoke it.
When people live, they must be a little forced in their hearts.
"Xiao Qi, I'm curious, where did these four black umbrellas come from, and who made them?" Lu Yibai asked.
Lin Xiaoqi shook his head and said, "I don't know, Ji Deken may know, my cat umbrella was also given by him." ”
Lu Yibai nodded, and it was normal for Lin Xiaoqi not to know.
After all, she is so lazy, so she is too lazy to be curious.
When you meet Ji Deken, ask him again.
I don't know if he's living a chic life in the magic capital.
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After Lin Xiaoqi returned to the room, Lu Yibai also returned to his room, and the lion umbrella was put back by him.
It's better to sleep soundly.
Although after cultivation, he didn't need to sleep for several hours like a normal person, but he still had to ensure about three hours of sleep every day, otherwise he would still feel mentally exhausted.
Even if the body is made of iron, the soul is not.
Before falling asleep, Lu Yibai remembered that he seemed to have neglected something.
He remembered the fortune that his uncle told him next to the overpass!
True Nyima's accuracy!
The fortune teller uncle knows his roots, he is really an ordinary person, and he also watched him use his mobile phone to tell fortunes.
So, here's the problem......
He picked up the charging phone, and then went to the download platform to search for "Hexagram God".
Not found.
It's been taken off the shelves.
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