Zhang Xiaofeng endured his nausea and opened all the windows of the dormitory, then took out a few disposable masks from the drawer and threw them to a few people on the side, and then he fell directly on the bed and swiped his mobile phone.

A message was sent.

"Tai Platinum Star asked to add you as a friend. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

After being stunned for a long time, Zhang Xiaofeng still agreed, he thought it was a prank, but he didn't care, and he didn't care about it after adding it, who thought that he would send a message over there.

"You're the one who scolded at the sky just now, aren't you?"

Zhang Xiaofeng was stunned, and suddenly remembered that he had just felt that he seemed to be scolding, but after thinking about it, this is the twelfth floor, and anyone can hear the swear words when the fart is bigger.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Xiaofeng was surprised, but he didn't take it to heart.

"Oh oh, yes, yes, I almost forgot about it, I've been following you for a long time, are you interested in being an anchor?"

"Nope. ”

For this kind of liar, Zhang Xiaofeng can reply very politely.

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, have you seen my WeChat name? I'm too platinum star, immortal, too platinum star. ”

"Fuck off. ”

"Ahh

"I'm your grandfather, the Buddha!"

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't know where a nameless fire came from, so he replied directly, and sure enough, there was no more news over there.

Zhang Xiaofeng swiped a few sports news, and when he was about to fall asleep in a daze, the mobile phone clicked a prompt to send a message, Zhang Xiaofeng cheered up a little, and looked at it, what kind of guy is too platinum.

"The young man is very crazy, so let's do it, I'll give you a dream, and we'll talk to each other. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng completely lost the desire to chat, the mobile phone was stuffed under the pillow, drowsiness hit, Zhang Xiaofeng fell asleep.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw the white expanse and realized that he was dreaming, but the feeling was so real that it was a little difficult to tell whether it was a dream or a reality.

Suddenly, a voice came from behind Zhang Xiaofeng, with a bit of banter: "Hey, young man, it's here." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng turned his head suddenly, only to see an old man in a Taoist robe staring at him with a smile, Zhang Xiaofeng frowned and didn't speak.

"I'm Tai Platinum Star. The old man looked at Zhang Xiaofeng and reiterated it again.

Zhang Xiaofeng stared at the old man in front of him, his face was unclear, and he couldn't tell whether he was shocked or calm, because there was no expression at all.

"Forget it, Poor Dao is not as knowledgeable as you, your mother had a good relationship back then, but your mother really didn't have the qualifications to be an anchor, so I paid attention to you for a while, and I thought you were barely okay, so I tried to contact you?"

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this, he was so shocked, in the 21st century, you told me that you were a god, and you were still playing live broadcast, ghost letter.

"Don't believe it?" The old man still smiled, and then stretched out his hand and flicked it on Zhang Xiaofeng's head, a burst of pain hit, and Zhang Xiaofeng gasped.

"Does it hurt?" asked the old man with a smile.

Zhang Xiaofeng didn't speak in pain, who would have thought that the old man would play it again, one left and one right, which was quite symmetrical.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Xiaofeng was furious.

The old man smiled and said lightly: "I saw that you didn't speak, and I thought it didn't hurt, so I increased my strength and hit it again." ”

“.......”

Zhang Xiaofeng took a deep breath and somewhat understood Du Yao's mood in the morning.

"I'm going to write back. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng endured the pain of jumping and jumping in his head, and when he saw that the old man was about to stretch out his hand again, he nodded hurriedly.

The old man put away his fingers that had been pinched, and laughed twice.

"Young man, I know what you're thinking, but ah, don't be too narrow-minded, after so many years, the immortals also have to develop, don't you mortals have a saying, you must look at the problem from the perspective of development, in the past few years, Heavenly Court has vigorously carried out reforms, in order to make the life of these idle eggs painful immortals better, the Jade Emperor ordered to learn from the mortal world to engage in the Internet, and now it has begun to work, I am ordered to come to the mortal world to recruit anchors to the heavenly court this time, you are very lucky." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng squinted his eyes and glanced at the old man, forcibly endured the pain in his head, and laughed twice.

"I know what you want to ask, I want to ask why you don't let the immortals broadcast live on their own, but come to mortals, don't you?"

"I didn't ......" Zhang Xiaofeng was about to say that he didn't want to ask, but he saw the old man's thumb and middle finger pinched together again, so he hurriedly changed his words.

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

The old man nodded at Zhang Xiaofeng with satisfaction.

"Immortals, they are very boring, they will be in a daze at the screen when they broadcast live, young people, the old stubborns in the heavenly court are not as interesting as me. ”

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......"

"As for the income, well, imitating those systems in your mortal world, Heavenly Court has its own way of currency conversion, through the common currency of Heavenly Court rewarded by the gods - merit, you can automatically convert it into any currency of the Three Realms at a certain exchange rate, but the financial downturn has been bad recently, and it is more cost-effective to convert successful virtue!"

Zhang Xiaofeng: "......."

"Okay, I'll tell you so much first, you have to have a domineering name, otherwise no one will look at you, and this time Heaven is recruiting talents, many people will be selected, in addition to the mortal world and the ghosts of the underworld, the competition is fierce, come on!"

As soon as the words fell, the old man disappeared, and Zhang Xiaofeng also opened his eyes suddenly, and found that he was lying in the dormitory at this time, and everything just now was like a dream.

"Hey, Brother Feng, you have dragon horns on your head. The third child who entered the door looked at Zhang Xiaofeng, who was sitting on the bed, and shouted in surprise.

Zhang Xiaofeng stood up abruptly and walked towards the mirror on the side of the bathroom, and sure enough, there were two more "horns" on his head at this time, one left and one right, very symmetrical.

Zhang Xiaofeng's face darkened a little......