Li Zhengcheng was so angry that his face turned pale, and his paralyzed body trembled in anger.

"Huh, what's going on?"

The middle-aged police officer noticed the change and let go of the hand that was pinching the other man, so that Li's two front teeth were spared.

"Oh no! Swallow your tongue (your tongue blocks your airway when you're unconscious)! First aid or you'll suffocate to death. ”

Li Zhengcheng's body was paralyzed at this time, his tongue was uncontrollable, and his luck blocked his airway, just like that, he couldn't even do the only breath he could do at present.

"Lie ... Day.... ”

Li Zhengcheng himself also experienced the feeling of suffocation, and his thinking became more and more blurred.

"Xiao Li! Didn't you learn to take care! Come on! He swallowed his tongue!"

Just as Li was dying, he heard a burst of brisk footsteps and a nice female voice.

"It's coming!"

"Pull your tongue out and give artificial respiration!"

The dying Li seriously heard this pleasant voice and suddenly regained his life, and even the fear brought by suffocation didn't seem to be so strong.

"The host is about to suffocate to death, does this system need it。。。。。 ”

"Don't, don't, you leave me alone!"

Li seriously immediately interrupted the system's words. Just kidding! Can be respirated by the policeman's sister! How can such a good opportunity be missed! Such a good thing can be met once and die without regrets!

"Obey (this dick is hopeless). ”

Now Li seriously has no time to pay attention to the system's complaints, he is wholeheartedly waiting for the wonderful touch that is about to come to his mouth.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's tongue being pulled out! It's a little painful, it's worthy of being a policeman, and the young lady has such a big hand. ”

As his tongue was stretched longer and longer, Li seriously gradually realized that something was wrong.

"It hurts, it hurts, why are you still pulling? The tongue is about to break!"

"Okay Captain! Just pull out the airway, now let's do artificial respiration!"

With the pleasant voice of the police lady, Li's serious state of mind... Collapsed again.

"Nima, don't, don't, don't! Uncle Womb, please don't!"

It turned out that the police lady was only here to give guidance to the middle-aged police officer, not in person.

"The system will save me!

In order not to be kissed by the middle-aged uncle's tongue, in order to protect his purity, Li seriously yelled frantically and asked for help from the system.

However, this system is not a reliable guy.

"Please... Ask.... Lodge.... Host.... Whether.... Are you sure.... ”

The speed of the system's speech suddenly became extremely slow, as if it was deliberately delaying time, wanting to see Li seriously lively.

"Sure! ”

Li seriously roared halfway, stopped, shivered, and then his face was like ashes.

"Slippery... ”

The slippery touch in his mouth and the strong smell of leek boxes told Li Cheng an indisputable fact - it was too late.

"My first kiss... ”

In the world of thinking, Li seriously squatted down on the spot, drawing circles on the ground, and there was nothing to love.

"OK, start restoring respiratory function for the host (hahahahahahaha). ”

The system finally reacted at this time, and Li Zheng was immediately furious.

"You're really a waste, aren't you! It's useless except to complain! It's a P to help me breathe now! The uncle who loves the leek box has already kissed me on the tongue, what do you mean before you run out! In the brackets, you are laughing so happily, you really want to see the excitement on purpose!"

Li seriously complained frantically, spewing out all the unhappiness in his heart, and now he finally realized that this pit daddy thing called "Watching the Lively System" does not mean that he can become stronger by watching the lively, but simply means that the system likes to watch the lively.

"The host was kissed by the middle-aged uncle in front of many people, and he was also photographed, and the excitement value was +100"

The system ignored Li's serious complaints and reported to himself.

"Congratulations to the host for achieving the [First Kiss to the Middle-aged Uncle] achievement (Cattle Batch), the reward is 500 points, and the balance is 600 points. ”

Li seriously saw that there was still a reward for watching the excitement, and the feeling of lovelessness in his heart that the first kiss was ruined was diluted a lot.

"Quick! Cure me of my paralysis! Increase my constitution to 5!"

"Is the host sure to spend 450 to see how much fun you can do to increase your CON to 5?"

"Nima, don't talk nonsense, sure!"

"In execution, the current balance of the lively value is 150 points. ”

With a burst of white light, Li seriously felt that his body gradually regained consciousness, and he slowly opened his eyes.

"Slippery... ”

The middle-aged police officer was still sitting artificial respiration at this time, and his tired face was flushed.

"Get out!"

As soon as Li Zhengcheng opened his eyes, he was frightened enough by the middle-aged uncle in front of him who was doing artificial respiration on himself with a flushed face.

He pushed the middle-aged officer away, and the other party was also startled and hurriedly bounced away. But it may be that this officer is not very skilled, and the kiss just now was too intense, and although they were separated at this time, the saliva between the two actually pulled a long thread, and it took a second to break off under the influence of gravity.

The mentality collapsed...

"The host and the uncle kissed to saliva (a lifetime of memories), and were photographed by dozens of people, and the excitement value was +100, and the balance was 250 at this time. ”

"A hammer for a lifetime of me! Don't add some inexplicable suffixes to me, bastard!"

Li seriously scolded the unreliable system in his mind, and then stood up.

"Little brother, are you okay? I just saw you faint and almost suffocated, so I helped you with artificial respiration, didn't scare you?"

Li carefully saw the tag on the chest of the middle-aged uncle, it turned out that his name was Wang Jianguo, a very traditional and old-fashioned name.

"No... It's okay... Thank you, Officer Wang... ”

Although Li Zhengcheng was very uncomfortable at this time, he still thanked him seriously, after all, the other party was trying to save him, so he couldn't chill the hearts of well-wishers.

"Oh, officer, if this man is not dead, is my son not guilty!"

At this time, a middle-aged woman with a bloated figure suddenly walked from the side of the police car not far away, with a flash of surprise in her eyes, and walked towards Li Zhengcheng with a fierce attitude.

"Although the man is not dead, he has indeed been hurt, and although your son has become less guilty, he still has to go with us to record a confession. ”

Officer Wang looked at the middle-aged woman, his face became a little delicate, and he seemed to be very reluctant to communicate with this person.

"Hey, the police officer is accommodating, he's just a child, what should I do if he's scared? And my son is a good student at school, how can he do that kind of deliberately hurtful thing? He is going to take the junior high school exam tomorrow, and he really can't afford to delay it, you must know that his studies when he was a child determine his future development! If my son's grades are affected because of this incident, who will be responsible?"

When the middle-aged woman saw that Li Zhengcheng was not dead, she immediately had confidence, and reasoned with Officer Wang, and even glanced at Li Zhengcheng as a victim from time to time, with a look of "don't delay time here if you have nothing to do".

"Hey, provoke me?"

Li Zheng didn't plan to care about it so much, but when he saw this attitude of the middle-aged woman, he suddenly lost his temper.

"System! Come out to my grandson!"

"Is the host sure to change his title to [Old Sun]?"

"Don't talk about those who don't have it, tell me quickly, if there are any props that can make me whole that disgusting aunt. ”

Li seriously looked forward to it, you must know that in the novels he has read, the malls and rewards of each system are good things against the sky.

"May I ask if the host wants to spend 100 to see the excitement value to turn on the exchange function. ”

"Open open open!"

Li seriously did not hesitate, and decisively chose to turn it on, and as the 100 look at the lively value disappeared, there was suddenly an additional option in the system light screen.

"Exchange Mall"

Li seriously clicked on it with anticipation and flipped through it.

"Let me take a look, [Invincible Life Talisman] 500 points, [Marriage Thread] 5000 points。。。。。 ”

I just turned a dozen pages, and finally! Li seriously saw something that worked very well and he could afford it!

"It's you!]

【Super Wisdom Reduction Talisman】

Price: 50 points to see the lively value.

Effect: IQ and heart are greatly reduced, and the thickness of the skin is greatly increased.

Comments: Very vicious talismans, think twice before using them.

"May I ask if the host is sure to buy the [Super Wisdom Reduction Talisman], the disadvantages of this talisman... ”

"Buy it! See if I don't let this aunt be embarrassed and thrown to grandma's house!"

Li seriously interrupted the system's words again, and he didn't know when his frizzy bad problem would be able to teach a lesson.

"[Super Wisdom Reduction Talisman] has been purchased (good luck...) ), at this time the balance is 100 points. ”

After a burst of white light, a paper talisman appeared out of thin air in Li Zhengcheng's pocket, this talisman was dark yellow, and there were two big red characters on the talisman!

"Reducing Intelligence"

With a wicked laugh, Li seriously squeezed the talisman in his hand.

"Look at my master, how I teach you to be a man today!"

As soon as his mind moved, the wisdom reduction talisman in his pocket suddenly turned into a little bit of fly ash and played a role.