Volume 1 Chapter 2: Turning into a Vegetative State

"Scan the data of the dead... ”

"Dead man? Who is a dead man? Me? Oh yes, I'm dead. ”

"The constitution of the dead before death: 5 (normal people who have watched too many films), IQ: 4 (slightly higher than the retarded), skin thickness: 8 (the only advantage), heart: 3 (easy to collapse mentality), appearance: 7 (out of 20). Rating: 5.5 (can I do without this host). ”

Li carefully looked at the translucent light screen that appeared in front of him, and his originally happy expression became more and more subtle as he read later.

"Scan, scan! What the hell are the words in your brackets! Are you complaining! Is Lao Tzu so bad!"

After Li carefully read this piece of data, sure enough, his mentality collapsed.

"What does it mean to have a 7-point appearance? Is it really 20 out of 10? You scan it for me! Take a closer look at my face! Are you embarrassed to give only 7 points?"

He pointed to the light screen floating in the air and roared, and the nameless system seemed to give him face as well, and scanned it again.

"Physique: 5 (irritable brother who doesn't have much ability), IQ: 3.7 (wow, it's even lower), skin thickness: 8.6 (the only advantage), heart: 3 (let's just say that the mentality is easy to collapse), appearance: 6.4 (sorry, it's not really seven). Rating: 5 (I'm unlucky to meet you)"

Li Zheng was looking forward to the newly scanned data, but after reading it, the original subtle mentality successfully evolved into an egg pain.

"It's lower! Is there any mistake! It's really your complaint in the parentheses, hey!"

After another roar, the information on the light screen suddenly changed, turning into two options.

"Do you want to accept this "Watching the Lively System"?"

"A: Not accepted"

"B: Accept (don't...) )”

"Look at the lively system? Can you become stronger just by watching the excitement! I am invincible! How can I not accept this!"

Li carefully read the name of the system, and chose to accept it without thinking about it.

"Confirm the fusion of "Look at the Lively System" and bind the host Li Zhengcheng (what a strange name is this)"

"What does my name matter to you! Who gave you this complaining character?"

Li seriously saw the complaints in parentheses, and was very dissatisfied, saying that he had never heard of such a disgusting system.

"Host Li seriously, successfully activated the "Watch the Lively System", the first time we meet, please take care of me (I'm too difficult...) )。 ”

"I said... If you really want to hurt me, can you not write all your mental activity so obviously?"

Li squinted his eyes seriously, staring at the ball of light that slowly appeared in front of him.

"Host Li seriously, your body in the original world has died, do you choose to go to other worlds?"

The system ignored Li Zhengcheng's words, but only shook slightly, and transmitted the information to Li Zhengcheng's mind.

"Do I have an option?

"Yes, but it comes at a price. ”

"I'm going to stay. ”

Li Zhengcheng did not hesitate at all and chose to stay in the original world.

He didn't pay attention to the price of what the system said at all, just kidding! Lao Tzu has a system! Of course, he has to go back to the original world and pretend to be forced! Not to mention that there are family and friends in the original world, no matter how big the price is, it is worth it!

"Understood, start resurrecting the host's flesh shell, estimated time, five seconds. ”

"Five, four, three, two, one, the physical recovery is complete, and the soul begins. ”

As soon as the system's voice fell, Li seriously felt a huge suction force coming from all around, sucking himself back into his body.

"Captain, the identity of the deceased has been confirmed, his name is Li Zheng, his family lives in this community, and the cause of death is... Burst.... stepped on dog poop and fell down and was hit in the head by tofu and died. ”

Li Zheng's soul had just returned to his physical body, and he was not very used to it, unable to move, but his senses had returned to normal, and he could hear and smell sounds.

β€œmmp。。。。 A tofu smell. ”

This was the first thing he wanted to complain, and then the report of the officer in the distance who was obviously holding back laughter.

"The host was watched by a large number of people, of which 63% laughed out loud (hahahahaha), and the excitement value was +100, because the host activated the system for the first time, the reward was 500 to see the excitement value, and the current balance was 600. ”

"You laugh with a hammer's smile. ”

Although Li was seriously ridiculed, he was still very happy, after all, he came back to life.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Finally, Li Zheng's soul and body were completed simultaneously, probably because his body had been holding back for too long, and as soon as he woke up, he coughed a few times, bounced away several of the frightened spirits of the surrounding melon-eating crowd.

"The hell is alive!"

"Comrade policeman, comrade police, this thing is still alive!"

Li Zhengcheng lost consciousness all over his body at this time, and his limbs couldn't use any strength at all, and he lay on the ground like a salted fish.

"Nima, the system, come out, why can't Lao Tzu move?"

Li seriously found that he couldn't do anything but breathe, so frightened that he hurriedly called the system frantically in his brain.

"Explain it to me! I can't even roll my eyes right now!"

As Li shouted earnestly, the system also appeared in his consciousness.

"That's what I'm talking about at the price. Your original physical body is already dead, and if you choose a new world to travel through, it will be fine, and you may even find some strong physical body, but if you want to stay, you can only forcibly resurrect your body at the cost of your physical body. ”

"My constitution? What do you mean... ”

"That's right, the host's constitution attribute at this time is: -100"

"I didn't say it sooner!"

The mentality collapsed.

That's right, the first surprise of Li Zheng's resurrection was that he became a paralyzed vegetative person.

"What? not dead, hurry, call the ambulance again!"

At this time, the middle-aged man known as the captain immediately rushed over, pinched Li Zhengzhong, and shouted angrily while pinching.

"The guy who just reported him dead! Go back and write me a 10,000-word review!"

"Nima's, don't pinch it, Lao Tzu's front teeth are about to be pressed off for you. ”

At this time, Li seriously collapsed, although he couldn't move, but he could feel that the middle-aged man in the pinch was worthy of being the captain, and his hands were not like people.

"System, tell me, how can I be cured?"

"It's very simple, you just need to strengthen your physique with the excitement value. ”

"That's nonsense!

Li seriously heard that there was a solution, and he was very happy, fortunately, he didn't have to be a vegetative person for a lifetime.

"Is the host sure to use all 600 points to see the excitement value to strengthen the physique?"

"Sure!"

"The enhancement is completed, and the host's essence attribute is -40 at this time, and the balance of the excitement value is 0. ”

Li was stunned at first when he heard this result, and after reacting, he scolded the system and covered his face.

"I'm @##%#Β₯@%you@#ε¦ˆηš„ζ€ŽδΉˆδΈζ—©θ―΄δ½™ι’δΈε€Ÿ!There's a difference between this and not intensifying!

At this time, Li Zhengzheng's whole body trembled with anger, and his face became pale.