"I have no regrets in my life......"

Wang Dazhui looked at Zhang Xing and said in a rather Wuxi language: "No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I ...... say"

Zhang Xing on the ground continued: "I think of the running ...... in the sunset that afternoon."

At the time of this sentence, a picture was added, a person running in the sunset, and the golden sun looked so beautiful and quite meaningful!

"That's my lost youth!"

"Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things!"

It's a pity that Wang Dazhui didn't have any use at all after saying this, because Zhang Xing had already burped!

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, fuck me, Professor Dutt's mini-comedy is erotic, it's complete bullshit. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"That's right, damn it, it's really interesting, I'm laughing to death, especially who is this Wang Dazhu, with a dick on his face. ”

"Hehe, indeed, I want to laugh every time I watch his inner monologue. ”

......

At this time, not only Guo Bing was watching in the dormitory of Yenching University, but also many black fans of the White Robe Army, Spark League, Lin Yang, etc., who were about to burst into laughter when they watched "Never Expected", as I said, I really had never seen such a funny mini-comedy before.

Guo Bing and the others all got together and continued to watch the video!

Wang Dazhui walked on the country road with his head bowed and said at the same time: "Since I have defeated the enemy, then I should be able to rescue the princess." ”

The moment the words fell, a samurai with a long sword jumped out next to him, and he almost didn't stand firm when he jumped down, but when he turned around, it was Zhang Xing, who had just died.

"No, you're going to have to beat me!"

Zhang Xing said seriously.

Wang Da Hammer was furious: "Didn't I defeat you just now?"

Zhang Xing snorted coldly: "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dazhui said: "It's completely you, it's just a change of clothes." ”

Hearing Wang Da Hammer's words, Zhang Xing laughed loudly, and said with a straight face after laughing: "That's right!"

At this time, Wang Dazhui was completely angry in his heart: "I actually admit it shamelessly, this crew is too poor, will you die if you change actors?"

Zhang Xing had already drawn his sword: "Come on, let's fight it out!"

Wang Dazhui frowned a little: "How should I deal with him?"

As a result, the next moment his fists clenched again, as if there was a strong wind, and then there were stick figures in the style of stickmen, one with 'Wang Sledgehammer' and the other with 'Enemy'.

As for the subtitles, they began to be explained——-

Wang Da Hammer used the Jiuyang Divine Fist, and the enemy responded with the Qiankun King Kong palm, and suddenly the flames were everywhere, and the two of them flew off the wall, fighting for hundreds of rounds, and the fight scene was wonderful.

Ahh......h

In short, it's just how to spoof it, and the sound effect when subtitles are even more laughable!

After this scene passed, Wang Dazhui shook his head, and then saw that Zhang Xing had fallen to the ground.

"It's not a loss, it's the heir of Jiuyang Divine Fist......"

Looking at Zhang Xingwang's sledgehammer, he continued to be confused: "What happened just now?"

Zhang Xing said: "I have no regrets in my career!"

Wang Dazhui was speechless: "I didn't do anything!"

Zhang Xing: "I think of running in the sunset, that is my lost youth!"

......

It is still exactly the same insertion screen, there is no change at all, and Wang Dazhui also sighed as he watched Zhang Xing die.

The princess is still saved after all!

While walking, Wang Dazhui complained in his heart: "The princess is about to be rescued, why don't you have any sense of expectation about this?"

Walking to the side, there was a man standing on a castle painted by a scum special effect in the distance.

"Holy shit, can this special effect be a little more scum?"

"There's no sense of substitution at all!"

"And the one standing on the top of the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row!"

Wang Dazhui complained, and the camera was also given to Zhang Xing on the castle, but this time the makeup style was a little different, and it was a little demonic and domineering.

"It's not the same makeup artist, it's a completely different style!"

Wang Dazhui hadn't finished complaining, but Zhang Xing on the city wall had already said: "Young man, you are finally here, and the princess is locked up in the castle under this, this, this, this......"

"How many times have you memorized it, and you still can't remember the lines?"

Wang Dazhui still turned on the spit mode in his heart.

"I have to step over the corpses, no, I want to fight you to the death!"

Zhang Xing couldn't remember the lines anyway, so he simply broke the jar and broke it, and roared angrily after saying this sentence directly, and two bat wings also appeared on his back, which looked quite awesome.

Wang Dazhu's eyes lit up: "It's not the ultimate demon king, it finally looks like a decisive battle." ”

Zhang Xing roared: "Ah!!"

Wang Sledgehammer is also a decent final backup counterattack!

The fierce confrontation became serious and serious, and the atmosphere also had a bit of a martial arts movie atmosphere, but at this time, the big demon king didn't fly up and fell directly from the castle.

The picture changes so fast, it's embarrassing all at once!

Zhang Xing, who fell to the ground: "I have no regrets in my career!"

Wang Da Hammer egg hurts: "No regrets, your sister, it is clear that you fell to your death!"

Zhang Xing: "I think of running in the sunset......"

After this sentence, the golden sunset was inserted into the picture again, completing the last spoof!

"That's my lost youth!"

Zhang Xing died again after saying this.

The expression on Wang Dazhui's face was frustration and helplessness, and he said even more helplessly in his heart: "My name is Wang Dazhui, I never expected that I would rescue the princess without wanting to save the princess at all." ”

The picture flashed, by the river, two backs, one is Wang Da Hammer, and the other is a princess in a wedding dress!

Wang Dazhui turned to look at the princess and was already crying without tears: "Sure enough, it's this product again!"

That's right, the princess is still played by Zhang Xing, and Zhang Xing at this time said excitedly: "You saved me, I will have a cave with you tonight!"

After speaking, Zhang Xing leaned on Wang Dazhu's shoulder and said arrogantly: "I want, I want, I want a cave room, I want a cave room, I want a cave room, I want a cave room, a cave room, a cave room, everyone tells me, want, cave room, cave room, cave ......room, cave room,

Wang Da Hammer, who was already unbearable, slowly closed out the toy sword, and then committed suicide directly.

Zhang Xing: "Why are you bothering?"

When the picture was dark, Wang Dazhui's voice sounded: "Hehe, I don't want to be with this kind of poor drama combination again." ”