Yes, as an intellectual, many times I value the cheekiness more, but many times it is also quite shameless!

Dutt not only criticized "Never Expected" on Weibo, but he also said in his own circle of friends that "Never Expected" must be a very undisciplined erotic mini-comedy, and such a comedy must be resisted. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But this invisibly promoted "Never Expected"!

Of course, for Dutt and others, they think that "Never Expected" is scum, so it doesn't hurt even if it is promoted, anyway, the more ruthless the publicity, the more "Never Expected" will be scolded at that time.

What's more, Dutt felt that "Never Expected" didn't need to be killed at all, and his students would definitely bombard such a mini-comedy at that time.

After all, most of today's online dramas are on the streets, and that's exactly the case, not to mention a mini-comedy!

Many people have also seen the news about the circle of friends of Dutt and other professors, and everyone also wants to see what this mini-comedy "Never Expected" is about!

"Never Expected" was officially launched at 8 pm!

At this point in time, most people have already gotten off work, even those who haven't gotten off work are already on the way back, thanks to the current high technology, everyone's traffic has long been exhausted, so it is very normal to watch a video on the road.

So, everyone who paid attention to "Never Expected" logged in to Tencent Video and clicked on the first episode of "Never Expected"--

Cute people film and television

Lin Yang Studio

Just opened it, and everyone knew that this "Never Expected" was actually created by Mengren Film and Television and Lin Yang Studio!

At the beginning of the picture, led by Zeng Peng, the actor of Wang Dazhui, Zhang Xing and others stood on both sides and shouted loudly: "I never expected it, lalalala!"

'This episode is sponsored by Tencent!'

"Tencent QQ, music, games, and videos are all ours, what else is not Tencent's father's?"

"This episode is also sponsored by Baidu!"

"The goddess told me, if you don't know how to be in love, ask Baidu's mother!"

Two funny sponsored broadcasts made the viewers cry and laugh, yes, a Tencent father, a Baidu mother, do you want to do this?

As soon as the broadcast was finished, the subtitles that were almost the same as those of another time and space flashed --

The crew's boxed lunch is unpalatable and will die, but if you don't eat it, you must die

The director is a bald man, so he must be jealous of all those who have hair

If people don't have dreams, what is the difference between salted fish, so today you have to work hard to move a hundred bricks

The actors must be high-end and high-grade, and the crew must be low-key and simple International Festival

......

In short, these subtitles crackled and appeared, and everyone didn't remember them at all, or many people didn't even see the first sentence and flashed directly to the screen of the main drama!

A man wearing a hood looks at the camera with a blank face!

At this time, his inner narration sounded: "My name is Wang Dazhui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-budget martial arts drama!"

When he said this, the camera slowly zoomed out, only to see Wang Dazhui turning his head expressionlessly, looking at a plastic short sword in his hand.

The next to his heart sounded again: "Fuck, this is too low-cost, isn't it, what kind of children's toy sword is it?"

At this moment, the close-up of the children's toy sword suddenly flickered.

"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing. ”

Accompanied by Wang Da Hammer's wild complaints, the toy sword was wildly flashed.

"Hey, saying that your quality is poor, you are still not convinced!"

......

The beginning of less than a minute made Guo Bing, who was watching this mini-comedy, almost burst out laughing, at this time he was laughing in the dormitory of Yenching University, and the other roommates were a little drunk.

", Lao Guo, you're smiling, you're in love. ”

"I'll go, Lao Guo, what's the silly fun of a person at night?"

......

Several roommates were a little speechless, and Guo Bing said: "Watch Tencent Video's "Never Expected", damn, I'm happy to die." ”

After saying this, Guo Bing didn't care about his roommate's other reactions, but continued to read it.

The plot continues, and another person dressed in ancient costume jumps out, this is the director Zhang Xing!

After all, this product is a high-achieving director of the Donghai Drama Academy, and he has also studied acting, and the most important thing is that he is a little obscene, so it is perfect to be the role.

"Hahaha, if you want to rescue the princess, ......"

Zhang Xing didn't say a word at this time, as if he was stuck: "...... Just, just, just step over my corpse. ”

Wang Dazhui was a little painful, and he turned his head and the helpless narrator sounded again: "Please, can you memorize the lines and come up again?"

Zhang Xing had already shouted: "Come on, use your trick!"

Wang Dazhui looked ignorant!

Zhang Xing shouted: "Jiuyang Divine Fist!"

Wang Dazhui came to his senses and said in his heart: "It turns out that I used the boxing method, Jiuyang Divine Fist, it sounds so hanging!"

After saying this, Wang Dazhui threw the sword in a dashing manner, and then clenched his fists and began to exercise!

"I feel a powerful force coming at my fists, my left fist is as hot as flames, my right fist is as cold as frost!"

The narration is combined with the special effects shots that are often found in domineering martial arts dramas, which makes Guo Bing a little passionate to watch.

"Damn, is this little mini-comedy even fucking a big special effect?"

Guo Bing muttered a little, but then when the picture froze, he sprayed again.

I can only see that Wang Dazhu's left fist has 'Fire Effect' written in red and yellow font, and his right fist has 'Frost Effect' written in blue and white font!

"I'm in a big fork, what kind of rush is this!"

"I didn't even do special effects, and it was too perfunctory to type directly!"

Wang Dazhui's complaint is almost a true portrayal of Guo Bing's heart, don't you want to be so vulgar and funny.

The plot continues!

Zhang Xing said with a serious face at this time: "It turned out to be the ***** of the Jiuyang Divine Fist!"

Wang Dazhui looked confused: "Hey, how do you see this trick? This name is too erotic." ”

Seeing this, many people like Guo Bing finally realized that the fucking '*****' stalk was here.

Is it pornography?

Everyone just thinks it's just a simple spoof, but it's acceptable.

At this time, Zhang Xing, as the villain, continued to shout: "It's amazing!"

After saying this, the flame stunt and frost stunt hit Zhang Xing directly, Zhang Xing trembled very exaggeratedly, and then slowly fell to the ground.

"It's not a loss to be the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist, and I have no regrets in my career!"

Zhang Xing said while coughing.