In the morning, in the middle of nowhere, to be exact, it was still dark outside at 5 o'clock, and then the whole village was bursting with firecrackers.

No way, that's the custom in the village.

Every household gets up early to worship God, then makes offerings, and then gets up and kowtows.

To be honest, it's annoying, young people nowadays are not very willing to kowtow, especially the old people in the village don't know each other, and they don't know what to call them, but they still can't help it.

It won't change for a while.

Last year, I shouted from the loudspeaker: "We don't need to kowtow this year!"

It's a pity that it didn't happen.

Some old people in the village waited at the village gate, thinking that if no one kowtowed, the year would not be over.

Lin Chen also woke up, and he got up and kowtowed to his grandfather with his sister Lin Xiao.

In his previous life, Lin Chen's only regret was that his grandfather left early, and he left just after he graduated, and he didn't even have time to fulfill his filial piety.

When he came here, Lin Chen found that Lin Xuewen, the old man, was actually quite interesting, and he didn't have that kind of antique mentality, just take kowtow as an example, Lin Xuewen said: "Such a custom should have been lost a long time ago, why are young people tossing every day!"

This is the gap between being a human being!

This year, the village was also connected, and the old man and the others also discussed it, and everyone closed the door.

This means that there is no need to kowtow.

It can be regarded as a statement to everyone with practical actions: "Refuse to kowtow!"

Why do you get up so early?

Of course, there are still a lot of things that need to be done, even if the whole village does not kowtow, but everyone still needs to kowtow one or two.

However, what Lin Chen didn't expect was that at 6 o'clock, when the sky was not yet bright, countless people gathered in their family.

Among these people, there are those who are familiar with the village, and there are those who don't know each other at all, and they lined up in a long line, saying in a beautiful name: "Come to Lin Chen's house to pay New Year's greetings." ”

Worship your sister!

Lin Chen remembered that Baoqiang was also from Hebei at the beginning, and then he went home once, and a bunch of people were lined up to pay New Year's greetings to his family.

To put it bluntly, I just want to use him as a mascot, take a photo and then pretend to be a wave in the circle of friends.

What the?

Do you dare to take a photo with us?

Have you forgotten your roots, have you no conscience? Are you inflated?

Lin Chen also understood this, no matter how annoyed he was, it was impossible for him to say: "You guys hurry up, I don't want to take a group photo, can you people stop playing routines?"

Do you believe that?

affirmed that Lin Chen easily made headlines, and then was bombarded by the media: "Lin Chen played a big name to mock the kind and simple villagers!"

The media can do this.

At the beginning, Brother Dayi borrowed so much money from the villagers, but he didn't pay it back, and then Brother Dayi didn't borrow it, and the villagers scolded all kinds of people, and the media also brought up the rhythm.

It's all big guys, I can't afford to provoke it, can't I hide?

"What? Lin Chen is not here?"

"How is that possible? We came early. ”

"I said that Lin Chen doesn't look like a person, isn't he just looking for a photo with him?"

"That's right, what kind of big name is it, this hasn't become famous yet?"

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Some people left as soon as they heard that Lin Chen was gone, but some people were more annoyed.

Lao Tzu got up early in the morning and came to you to take a photo, do you know how hard we work?

These people don't like Lin Chen, some of them don't even know how many movies Lin Chen has made, they just come to have a good time, take a photo, and then in the circle of friends, the space is easy to install such an X.

Again, not all villagers are kind, but not all poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people.

Among the people who came, there were many fans of Lin Chen, and one of the burly-looking guys stood up and said: "What do you say? You guys get up early and are greedy for darkness? Lao Tzu drove from the province next door, Lin Chen's right not to see us is his own right, and so many people just don't want to see us. ”

Originally, some people wanted to fight back, but they didn't dare to say anything about this guy's appearance.

"Who is used to your stinky problem, thinking that the whole world is your parents?"

The burly guy snorted coldly: "Okay, let's disperse, don't disturb the life of the Lin family." ”

Wang Shun, who is almost 300 catties and long, is indeed very deterrent, to be honest, he is also a little disappointed, after all, he came all the way to see Lin Chen.

But Wang Shun understands that it is the right of others to see Lin Chen or not, if he scolds him because he doesn't see him, isn't he a bastard?

That's what a lot of people think.

"Well, since you can't see it, let's go back. ”

Wang Shun was also driving at this time to prepare to return.

On the way, he opened a group and said: "Lao Bai, elbow, I'm sorry, the group photo you want is gone, I found Lin Chen's house, but there are too many people, you look at the photos I took, fuck, I don't know, I think these people are here to incense." ”

That's right, Wang Shun is also an online writer.

In recent years, there have been many online writers, and Wang Shun is an outlier among online writers.

Other authors are tired and tired of updating, even gods like elbows are very diligent in code words, Wang Shun is different, he is casual.

If you're in a good mood, you're in a better chapter, if you're in a bad mood, you're in a bad mood, and you're in a bad mood, and you're in a better mood......

Don't look at it like this, Wang Shun's writing is still good, and the results are also good.

Yesterday, Bai Yuhan said in the group that Lin Chen's home was not far from Wang Shun's house, so Bai Yuhan hoped that Wang Shun could go over and take a few photos.

Senior Lin Chen is a dragon who can't see the end, and it would be good if Wang Shun went to Lin Chen's house to take a few photos.

However, thinking of this, Bai Yuhan said in the group: "Tie Niu, you waste, what can you do." ”

"That's right, Iron Bull is a waste, fuck, code words can't work, and you can't do things, what else is there besides looking like a cow?"

"Heheda, this is true. ”

"Haha, that's right, I'm afraid this iron bull is a mallet. ”

......

Good guy, Wang Shun, who was driving, almost scolded his mother, these two goods can be regarded as seizing the opportunity to damage themselves.

Online.

"Thief Company" landed on the hot search list overnight.

Those who didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala last night also watched this sketch again.

Pi Shan and Zeng Yuan, the golden pair, are also quite good for this cross talk.

Rave reviews.

In addition, today's hot search list "Langya Bang" is also up.

No way, it's terrifying.

In less than 24 hours, the number of views on the Tomato video has exceeded 200 million, and some people are even more embarrassed.

Even during the Spring Festival, the media also reported it.

"The number of clicks on the online video of "Langya Bang" exploded. ”

"Although it is the Spring Festival, "Langya Bang" has brought huge traffic to Tomato Video. ”

""Langya Bang" TV station and video website are double killed, and the drama is worthy of its name. ”

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In the midst of such a report, another piece of news made everyone's mood a little dizzy.

The industry broke the news that the script of "Thief Company" was created by Lin Chen.

That's right, it is Lin Chen of the TV series "The Pretender" and "Langya Bang".

Many people don't believe in this material, how is this possible?

However, the official Weibo of the "Spring Festival Gala" also praised Lin Chen when he uploaded the video of "Thief Company" and wrote: "Thank you Lin Chen for writing such a good script." ”

"Damn, it's really Lin Chen's ???"

"I said why is it so good-looking, it turned out to be written by Lin Chen. ”

"I have a suggestion, just let Lin Chen write all the sketches and cross talk scripts of the Spring Festival Gala in the future. ”

"What a fucking surprise, why do I think it's so good-looking?"

"It's another classic cross talk, Lin Chen is awesome, and this cross talk and sketches are proficient in everything. ”

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Netizens were shocked.

Everyone still has to apologize to the previous Spring Festival Gala this year, but it's been two years.

During the Spring Festival Gala in 2015, netizens ate a meal of dumplings and finally saw a sketch like "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role".

Two years later, netizens finally ate another meal of dumplings.

This time, netizens are still a little content, after all, they have only eaten dumplings for two years, and they are already very content, for CCTV Dad, everyone has long been desperate.

They don't listen to your surprises anyway, and they don't need your advice.

So, everyone originally thought that the 2017 Spring Festival Gala was not interesting, who would have thought that "Thief Company" would come out?

Liang Zuo once said in "Laughing and Forgetting the Book" that at the party, the only task of the actors in the only time is to raise the emotions of the audience. Every second in the cross talk, and even the mutual flirting between the two, are carefully designed, the traditional inverted words, penetrations, and willow work, which are too far from the party, for them, there is no need to add them to the work.

This point is also vividly demonstrated in "Thieves Inc".

Wang Qi'an's micro Bo is on fire.

He originally just sighed that this sketch reminded him of "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role", but he was not a prophet, how could he guess that it was written by Lin Chen?

For this reason, after getting the confirmation of the Spring Festival Gala, Wang Qi'an directly posted a Weibo, which was exactly the same as when "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" was at the beginning, and he analyzed a wave, why such cross talk aroused everyone's like.

Cross talk is a craft, and the emphasis is on learning to sing, Wang Qi'an has two brushes, and he analyzed the baggage, satire, and facts of "Thief Company".

In the end, Wang Qi'an did not forget to conclude: "A senior said that if the cross talk and sketches are done well, the whole party will be basically successful, if today's Spring Festival Gala can have a few more works like "Thief Company", then why can't the Spring Festival Gala be revived?"

Of course, Wang Qi'an himself understands that this is impossible.

Lin Chen is not an immortal, it would be good if he could come up with a book a year.

As for the current Spring Festival Gala, there is a fault in the training of actors, the older generation can't retreat, and the new generation can't pick up the big beam.

It's not realistic to rely on cross talk and sketches to make such an embarrassment.

So what to do?

Of course Wang Qi'an doesn't know, he's just a Weibo complaining big V, how can he still sit here?

So, he's only responsible for asking questions, as for how to solve them?

Leave it to the hard-headed people.

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(Let's make a statement, Xiao Tie Niu is my friend, the book he wrote is called "Online Game: I Am a Martial Artist", of course, I am not black him, he is indeed updated with fate, as a hard-working author, even if my grades are not as good as his, I am ashamed to be with him.) ）