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As the finale of the Spring Festival Gala, "Thief Company" has been well received, especially Pi Shan's slightly angry shouting: "Children are the future flowers of the motherland" is simply handsome?

"I want to say that this year's Spring Festival Gala has finally done another thing about personnel. ”

"There are endless incidents of child abuse, and I really hope you can pay attention to it. ”

"Cross talk is originally based on daring to speak, dare to speak, and dare to criticize, and today's TV cross talk has long been free of irony, and this time "Thief Company" did a great job. ”

"I want to say that the Spring Festival Gala's "Thief Crosstalk" is really good. ”

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Like the original "Protagonist and Supporting Role", when "Thief Company" began, with the burden thrown out one by one, the sketch at this time also received unprecedented praise.

As for the stage, Pi Shan and Zeng Yuan finally said the most famous sentence of cross talk "Thief Company".

After foreshadowing, Pi Shan said with a little headache: "No way, they all came through the back door with a relationship." Sent by superiors. You have to be a cadre when you come. In fact, we are a very business-oriented unit.

It's not that individuals come to work with us as cadres. A layman leads an insider, and he commands blindly. There is no one who doesn't have an accident, you say this person is okay, people say no: say this person can't do it, people say okay, you can't be angry. We have a couplet circulating there, which is too telling. ”

Zeng Yuanyileng: "What couplet?"

"Shanglian is, say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it"

"Downlink?"

"The next link is, saying that you can't do it, you can't do it, and you can't do it. ”

"Horizontal batch??"

"If you don't accept it, you can't do it!"

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This couplet is a classic, even after so many years, even in 2017, this is still true.

If you don't believe it, you see, forget it, don't look at it, everyone just understands.

In short, this couplet made many people who watched the Spring Festival Gala think it was true, not to mention others, even Lin Chen's father Lin Tianlong often did this in the factory, a young man in his 20s who didn't know anything led them.

But what's the solution?

The person is the son-in-law of the factory director, what can you do?

The original intention of this "Thief Company" was to satirize the bloated and superficial phenomenon of the institution, and I have to say that in 1990, this phenomenon was already satirized at that time.

In 1990, many people probably hadn't fallen to the ground yet.

Then 28 years have passed, and the phenomenon mentioned in "Thieves Inc." may have changed only a little.

That is, you can have a second child.

"Thieves' Company" then satirized phenomena such as travel and overseas investigations, and then also made a wave of advertisements on TV.

Full of laughter.

In the end, Pi Shan said: "I see that this posture is not good, so I quickly write a report: I recommend that all the personnel of the company be transferred immediately!

"Did you hand it over?"

"It's over to the deputy team leader. ”

"Oh, the deputy team leader cares about this"

The deputy team leader took a look at it and drew a circle first. ”

"Draw circles?"

"It's called a circle reading. It means basically agreeing. ”

"That's the decision. ”

"Leave it to the team leader's discretion. ”

"I still have to take care of the team leader"

"The team leader took it and took a look, and drew a circle first"

"Draw another circle?"

"Please let the deputy section chief decide!"

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All the way down, from the deputy section chief to the section chief, from the section chief to the deputy manager, from the deputy manager to the general manager.

At the end, it is also very topical.

The thief will definitely be caught.

So Pishan said: "Before this was finished, the police just blocked us in the house." ”

Zeng Yuan said one word fiercely: "Yes!"

"When I put on the cold handcuffs, I thought about it, I was finished, I was desperate, the more desperate I was, the more remorseful I was, the more remorseful I was, the more annoyed I was, I was angry from the heart, evil was born to the guts, I said, all resentful... I'm reporting this...... You ......"

Pi Shan pretended to cry bitterly and said: "Comrade policeman, bureaucracy kills people!"

The last sentence is a point!

There was warm applause at the scene, and Pi Shan and Zeng Yuan also breathed a sigh of relief.

Whether it's cross talk or sketches, the requirements are higher for actors.

I don't care about singing, they just fake singing, and some of the good acting skills will squeeze two tears affectionately, and then everyone knows what the details are.

But cross talk and sketches, do you try a hypothesis?

And there will be people on the field who will remind you that you have a few minutes left, and you need to shake off the baggage, and you can't run out of time.

After all, the time of a show is strictly controlled, and if you run out of time here, the sketches behind it will need to be reduced, and it may even directly become a live broadcast accident.

That, how many friends still remember the black three minutes back then?

But if you have an accident, it's really a consequence that you can't match.

Just when he was on stage, why did Pi Shan's tone suddenly speed up?

That's because the staff in the audience have already held up signs, and there is not much time.

"Thief Company" gave Pi Shan and Zeng Yuan 8 minutes of time, which can be regarded as a continuous duration, and there are still a few shows behind, and he must not drop the chain here.

The key is that there are a few burdens, if Pishan can't say it, then the effect of this sketch can be regarded as a big discount.

"Whew, there is no stubble at all. ”

Backstage, Pi Shan said and chuckled: "Lao Zeng, don't you know that this "Thief Company" is the most nervous I said. ”

"Oh?

Zeng Yuanyi.

"I like this book of "Thief Company" very much, and I think this book is practical, if I say that such a cross talk is broken, then I will regret it for the rest of my life. ”

Pi Shan sighed and said: "I'm also old, and I'm ready to retire in the past two years, but I don't want to lose my life in the evening." ”

"You are old and strong, where are you old?"

Zeng Yuan was a little anxious: "If you leave, who will I partner with?"

"No. ”

Pi Shan waved his hand slightly: "The brain is not flexible now, and besides, people must know how to give up their positions, so you should also set up a team with young people." ”

"We'll talk about that later. ”

Zeng Yuan was busy and said, "Don't worry. ”

Many people think that Pishan is younger than Zeng Yuan, in fact, Pishan is 8 years older than Zeng Yuan, you think, Zeng Yuan is 58 years old, how old is this Pishan?

But it's really not easy for cross talk to get a partner, and it's even more difficult to find a good partner.

Tease and tease are both important.

Last year, Pi Shan actually wanted to retire, in Pi Shan's opinion, he felt that Zeng Yuan could partner with his disciple Zhao Gang, but Zeng Yuan was unwilling, so he gave up.

Today, when talking about "Thieves' Company", Pishan obviously felt that his brain couldn't keep up.

Taking advantage of the fact that "Thief Company" is such a good book now, it is actually just right to retire.

It's better than really late then.

At this time, after the end of "Thief Company", the data monitoring room of the Spring Festival Gala showed that the ratings of the comprehensive channel in the last period directly broke 10.

This is just a comprehensive channel of CCTV 1.

Break 10!

The ratings of the Spring Festival Gala of other TV stations are counted, so this is going to heaven?

As for Lin Chen's family, they couldn't laugh when they watched this sketch, and Lin Xiao didn't know what to say about his old brother's admiration.

That's great.

As for Lin Chen, he didn't expect that he actually received a call from Zeng Yuan, and he was also busy saying: "Teacher Zeng, you are polite, hehe, okay, I will definitely not see you outside." ”

Isn't this Lin Chen's plan?

Cross talk is also divided into mountains, otherwise why do you think Lao Guo said, "Those who say cross talk are looking forward to death?"

Of course, it's not just cross talk, you can watch which line you want, there are many peers who are making trouble.

Because, it is often your peers who are looking forward to your death.

After all, the one who wants you to die the most is always the one who knows best.

Let's take the people in Lin Chen's village, this year he made money with a big family named Lin Chao, bought a car outside, and then the other family didn't eat for three days.

Why?

I'm just angry.

Most of the village is like this, you are doing well, I am angry, if you are not doing as well as me, then we are still good neighbors, good relatives.

Therefore, Lin Chen didn't feel that he had become a star, and a bunch of people in the village were really happy for him.

Except for a few who are really happy, most of them are just envy, jealousy and hatred, in fact, most of them are jealousy and hatred.

At all times, keep a low profile.

If you don't believe it, you pretended to be forced in the circle of friends, saying that you didn't make any money this year, but you earned more than 1 million, you can try how it feels.

Harmony is precious.

If you can avoid something, try to avoid it.

As expected, this Spring Festival Gala "Thief Company" has once again become the focus of heated discussions.

Whether it is the incident of child abuse in the kindergarten in the sketch, or the couplet of the leader, it has become a hot word.

Wang Qi'an didn't forget to say: "When I watched "Thief Company", I didn't know why I remembered "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" two years ago, this is the work we like to watch, this is the work that leads the market trend. ”

This remark also attracted praise from many people.

Yes, don't always say that the audience doesn't understand, what the audience can't do and so on.

If you do a good job, can you see the audience?

shows the audience Sister Feng, Hibiscus and the like every day, and asks the audience why they are not hard?

It's good if you're not impotent, what more bike do you want?

You see what "Tip of the Tongue 3" has become, but they also said that the audience can't do it.

But don't really force your face.

This "Thief Company" cross talk was successful, the Spring Festival Gala continued, and Lin Chen accompanied his grandfather to drink two glasses.

"Chenchen, do you know how to shoot any scene?"

I don't know how to talk about filming, and the old man actually asked such a question.

"Huh?"

Lin Chen said: "What's the matter, grandpa, you also want to make a cameo." ”

"I'll forget it, but if I can shoot more anti-Japanese dramas, the anti-Japanese dramas in the recent TV series are really disappointing. ”

The old man's words made Lin Chen think about it and said, "No problem!"