The tiger was scared to pee, and the leopard was similar, just a melon stealing operation, why did he almost lose his life?

What the hell did you provoke? The only difference between this thing and Superman is that he wears his underwear underneath.

If you had put your panties on the outside earlier, how could our brother provoke you?

"I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, what did you pass by? I thought it was a wild boar, and if I smashed you to death, wouldn't you die in vain?" Wang Ping'an complained angrily.

The tiger and the leopard looked at each other, but Wang Ping'an was still angry? You almost stoned us to death? What right do you have to be angry?

"This road is not your family's, and it is not illegal to pass by, why don't you let us cross?" the two supported each other and stood up.

"Heh, are you still reasonable? let it go, you can continue to live tomorrow night, I accidentally smashed you to death, you will be satisfied, right? I have a certificate!"

"......" What does it mean that the tiger and the leopard stared wide-eyed?

Who doesn't have a certificate...... Uh, could it be that he's talking about mental illness?

Wang Ping'an walked over angrily, stared into their eyes, and asked, "You put the Zhuyeqing poisonous snake in my bed, right?

"No, it can't be, we don't do such a thing!" the two shook their heads together, denying that they were extremely fast.

"Heh, am I a fool?" Wang Ping'an suddenly kicked out, one by one, kicked the two of them down, like chickens, and dragged them to the door of the melon shed.

In this process, the tiger and leopard, known as the village tyrant, had no power to resist and watched Wang Ping'an commit violence.

"What do you want to do?" The two brothers were frightened, with their strength, in front of Wang Ping'an, it was difficult to struggle for a while, how could this be fought?

"You two, either eat this meat bun, or be bitten by Zhu Yeqing and choose for yourself. I'll count dozens of them, and if you don't choose after counting, I'll just help you choose one. ”

Wang Ping'an squatted in front of them, pulling their hair, looking very serious.

If a fool suddenly gets serious, it will look very scary.

"You're not going to be serious, are you? It's going to kill someone...... Even if you have a mental illness and kill someone, you will be locked up. "The two village tyrants are nervous, they used to threaten others by themselves, how could they have been threatened?

"One, two, five, seven, eight......" Wang Ping'an didn't listen to their explanation, and began to count.

"Why do you know how to count? You can't count ten...... Stop, don't count, I choose to be bitten by a snake. ”

"I also choose to be bitten by a snake!"

The two brothers were about to cry, and after weighing it, they decided to accept their fate and reason with the fool, which would not work at all.

The poisonous bun is highly poisonous, and if you get it, you will die, and you will be bitten by Zhu Yeqing, except for some pain, after squeezing out the poison, you can rest for two days, and you will not die.

"Count you wise. After Wang Ping'an finished speaking, he took out the medicine barrel in the melon shed, opened the lid, and poured out the bamboo leaves.

Zhu Yeqing, who had been locked up for a long time, had already become angry, and as soon as he came out, he half-erected himself, held his head high, and made a "hissing" sound to the surrounding humans.

"Choose for yourself where you are bitten. Wang Ping'an took the dog, stayed away, and let the two brothers do it themselves.

The men in Huaxi Town usually have a high chance of seeing poisonous snakes, and the probability of being bitten is also high, so they know where the bite is easiest to deal with.

Huzi is also a ruthless person, as soon as he gritted his teeth, he reached out to grab Zhu Yeqing's head, wanting it to bite his fingers or palms.

Zhu Yeqing is angry, this human still wants to grab my neck?

So he took a small bite and bit the edge of Huzi's palm like lightning, leaving two deep tooth marks, and it took two or three seconds before blood gushed out.

"Ouch, it hurts. Huzi screamed, jumped up and stepped back, raising his hand for Wang Ping'an to see.

Meaning, look, the bite hit, I didn't lie to you.

Zhu Yeqing bit someone, and wanted to escape, but the leopard was also a ruthless person, and grabbed its tail at once.

At this time, if you quickly pick it up and shake it off, the snake will have no strength.

However, the leopard was threatened by Wang Ping'an, and just wanted it to bite itself, grabbing its tail and not moving, the snake turned around and probed and bit his hand very easily.

Zhu Yeqing was annoyed this time, and after biting it, he didn't let go for several seconds.

Let you scratch my head, let you lock me up, let you scratch my tail?

The leopard was hurt and scared, and after a few shakes, it didn't get rid of it.

Wang Ping'an was afraid that the venom would be injected too much and his life would be in danger, so he took the initiative to go over, grabbed Zhu Yeqing's neck, and pulled it off.

Then he shoved it into the barrel and screwed the lid on again.

"???" Zhu Yeqing negative sentiment +999.

The tiger and the leopard, holding their injured hands, sucked wildly with their mouths, sucked and spit out, trying to suck out the venom inside.

"The punishment is over, let's go to the clinic for treatment. Next time you dare to make a small move and steal my watermelon, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life. ”

Wang Ping'an waved his hand, his face full of impatience.

If you can sleep all night, who wants to make a feud with the village tyrant.

Now that it is a society governed by the rule of law, even if there is a certificate of mental illness, it is impossible to kill people casually, just beat them up and scare them again.

I hope they can remember it for a long time, otherwise they will really have to use ruthless tricks next time.

The tiger and the leopard left in a hurry as if they were amnesty, were bitten by a poisonous snake, and did not go to the clinic to deal with it, so they were not at ease at all.

At the same time, they were also glad that they did not put cobras and five-step snakes in Wang Ping'an's bed, otherwise this time it would really be over.

"This second fool is terrible! Nima, how did he eat this bunch of muscles on his body? Why didn't he find it before? If he had seen it earlier, whoever provoked him would be stupid!"

Huzi scolded as he walked, panicking in his heart, although the village tyrant was a fork, but when he met someone he couldn't provoke, he had to avoid it.

The leopard also sighed and complained: "Alas, ten yuan a pound of watermelon, I haven't tasted a bite, I knew it was so, it was better to go around, steal a few and run." ”

The hearts of the two of them are too big, and they want the poisonous snake to bite Wang Ping'an, so that after Wang Ping'an is afraid, he will leave with the dog. If the dog doesn't leave, he will drug it to death with a poisoned bun, and then call a car and steal all the watermelons in the field.

Who would have thought that the melon was not stolen, and the revenge was not avenged, but Wang Ping'an found out and beat him, and he was so ruthless that he let the poisonous snake bite it before leaving.

Wang Ping'an didn't care what the tiger and leopard thought, if they still dared to retaliate, there would be more ruthless means waiting for them next time.

I found a place to bury the poisoned buns deep in the ground to prevent the animals from eating poisoning.

This toss, there is no sleepiness anymore.

Wang Ping'an flashlight, patrolled around the melon field, caught two more cauliflower snakes, and prepared to stew a pot of snake soup tomorrow to satisfy the little sister's hunger.