With the bright moonlight and extraordinary eyesight, Wang Ping'an looked at the little snake on the bed.

The little green snake, more than two feet long, has a triangular head, red eyes, and when it spits out a letter, it shows two small fangs, which is as cute as Lori showing its little tiger teeth.

This snake king is known to be safe, it is a very common poisonous snake in Huaxi Town, and it often inhabits trees at night, and rarely burrows into human quilts.

Because its protective color is too strong, it often hurts the people who collect medicine in the mountains, after being bitten by it, there will be bloody blisters, the wound appears to be violently burning, the poisoning symptoms are obvious, timely treatment, rarely life-threatening.

However, it appeared in a stuffy bed, which was extremely unreasonable.

"Why are you here?Who threw you here??," Wang Ping'an asked patiently.

Hiss, hiss.

Zhu Yeqing spit out the letter and stared at Wang Ping'an, revealing strong hostility, showing signs of irritability before the attack.

Wang, Wang.

The big yellow dog rushed over and barked at the bamboo leaves on the bed, Nima, quietly burrowed into my master's bed, are you still reasonable?

Heh, you don't answer?

Wang Ping'an's patience ran out, remembered the plot of a movie, and began to whistle at Zhu Yeqing.

In the movie, the protagonist whistles at a poisonous snake and ends up with a swollen mouth bitten by it.

But when Wang Ping'an whistled, his right hand swayed to attract the attention of the poisonous snake, and his left hand had already poked out like lightning.

"Nani ???" Zhu Yeqing tilted his head, and just as he made a puzzled expression, his neck was grabbed.

Wang Ping'an's speed was so fast that even he doubted it, and it wasn't until the cold touch started that he was sure that he had really grabbed Zhu Yeqing.

Seven inches was caught, Zhu Yeqing was honest, his tail wrapped around Wang Ping'an's arm, slowly wrapped, cold and cold, very comfortable.

Wang Ping'an held the bamboo leaf green and observed it for a while before shaking his head and sighing.

"It's too thin, not enough to stew a pot of snake meat soup, go to the melon field at night to look for it again, and see if you can make a pot." ”

Wang Ping'an said, threw Zhu Yeqing into the medicine barrel, screwed the lid, suffocated, and couldn't climb up.

Wang, Wang.

The big yellow dog barked a few times around the medicine barrel, and after finding that there was no threat, he ran to the door of the melon shed to carry out the vigil.

A few hundred meters away, in the grass of the ditch, two men's heads stretched out, carefully watching the movement in the melon shed.

"Brother Huzi, there has been no movement in the melon shed for a long time, is the poisonous snake biting the second fool? Ouch, there are too many mosquitoes here, they are about to eat me, I really can't hold it." ”

A figure slapped himself in the face a few times and grumbled bitterly.

"Don't be crooked, bite the second fool, he will definitely scream. I was bitten by that snake once, and it hurt so much that as long as I squeezed out the poison in time, I couldn't die. Holy...... I knew that I would hide in a different place, and the mosquitoes in the ditch are really fierce!"

The other figure was also busy slapping his face and neck, and then there was a burst of scratching.

Wang Ping'an was busy all day and felt a little tired, fiddling with his mobile phone for a while, learning some simple social knowledge, and then wanting to sleep.

When I think about it with my eyes closed, I always feel that the memory of the second fool in the past is very unreliable.

Although the second fool has been in front of the TV since he was a child, he has accumulated a wealth of life knowledge and experience, but after receiving it, after analyzing his strange brain circuits, the results are often overwhelming.

When he saw the poisonous snake just now, he wanted to whistle, which was one of the accumulations of his life, but fortunately, Wang Ping'an corrected it in time and added a gesture to confuse the poisonous snake, which successfully captured it.

drooling when I see a beautiful woman, this is also the life experience that the second fool learned on TV before.

Wang Ping'an has tried to correct it many times, and now when he sees a beautiful woman, he basically doesn't flow anymore, unless he can't help it.

Thinking about it, Wang Ping'an fell asleep, letting out an even and deep breathing sound.

The two brothers, Tiger and Leopard, crawled in the grass of the ditch, as if in hell, and suffered from mosquito bites, like toads, covered with large and small pimples.

One minute, ten minutes, thirty minutes...... Huzi finally couldn't stand it anymore and let out an angry roar.

"That fool won't be bitten to death by a snake, will he? Let's go and have a look in the melon shed. You throw a meat bun first and poison that big yellow dog. ”

"I hate this big yellow dog, even if I can't steal the watermelon today, I will kill it and eat meat. The leopard gritted his teeth, ran some distance forward, and threw a meat bun at the big yellow dog at the door of the melon shed.

The big yellow dog was sleeping comfortably, feeling something fall beside him, squinting his eyes and sniffing, as if it was the smell of meat buns?

Hey, what's going on?

The big yellow dog suddenly got up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a big bun, exuding a burst of meat fragrance.

With a "Teng", the big yellow dog stood up, feeling that this situation was wrong?

Master dog, I have eaten so many wild boar meat today, and I have eaten so many melon skins, and then a big meat bun, do you want to kill me?

Woohoo, woohoo!

You have to ask the owner, what does this mean!

The bark of the big yellow dog suddenly startled the tiptoeing tiger and leopard, and accidentally, stepped on a pesticide bottle, making a "creaking" sound.

The tiger and the leopard were horrified to find that the ears of the big yellow dog were pricked up, and their eyes were fierce, staring at them.

"The medicine doesn't work? Usually the dog sniffs a few times, and it will faint......"

"I made a mistake, I forgot to take a needle, shoot a few shots of poison at it, what kind of dog can't die?"

But it was too late to regret it, and the big yellow dog had already rushed forward bravely and yelled at them.

But the average dog, especially at night, encounters two creatures taller than it, and their mouths bark fiercely, but they rarely really pounce on them and bite them.

Wang Ping'an slept soundly, and when he heard the dog barking, he thought that another wild boar had appeared.

He was so excited that he ran out in his pants, muscular bumps, exaggerated like a Hulk, picked up a hundred-pound rock, spun it quickly, and was about to smash it in the direction of the dog's barking.

Tiger and Leopard, their eyes are about to pop out, Nima, what did you see? What did you provoke?

This terrible monster, where did he get the courage to make an enmity with him?

At noon that day, I kicked him in the face with the strength of alcohol?

Heh, hallucinations, right?

I'd rather be ridden by him and beaten hard again than be hit by this hundred-pound stone.

"Second fool, stop, don't get me wrong, our brother is just passing by!"

When Wang Ping'an heard this, the wild boar actually could speak human words, and the second senior brother had become a sperm?

The boulder that was spinning was about to be thrown out of his hand, and he forcibly changed direction and smashed diagonally into the pond next to Huzi.

Sou!

The boulder grazed the tiger's ear, and with a terrible gust of wind, it whistled by, plopped, and smashed into the pond, splashing a huge splash of water, and drenching the two people on the shore.

Huzi's legs were weak, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, feeling wet in his crotch, and he was really scared to pee.