Soul snatching palm skills to the root of the tongue, the strength of the voice, swallowing Mount Tai in the lips, sucking the Yangtze River in the mouth, resisting the enemy in thousands of miles, killing people and invisible, is the original creation of lazy insects who regard practice as sinful, can laugh at the dead.

Among the four murderers, the donkey's face martial arts are the highest, a ghost head knife is used vigorously and resolutely, and there are few opponents, but he chased and killed a lazy worm who regarded teaching skills as abuse and practiced as a crime, but his face was blue and his stomach hurt with anger.

The trees in the forest are thick and thin, sparse and dense, and the ground is high and low, and it is uneven; there are even more weeds entangled, and vines are entangled; ordinary people are cautious, and they will inevitably fall when they take a step forward, not to mention that they rarely go deep into the mountains and have a tall donkey face? The lazy insects are thin and smart, and they are accustomed to walking in the mountains, drilling around in the woods, playing games and playing hide and seek with ease. He was very skilled and difficult to use, and the long knife was too powerful to play, and after a few rounds, not only did he not touch half a hair of the lazy insect, but he also stumbled several times, once broke his knee, and once hit his head on a tree. He was so tired that he was panting like a cow, gritting his teeth with hatred, and kept scolding: "Little rabbit, don't you run?"

The lazy worm often suffers in fights, but he has never lost in his mouth, and he replied with a smile: "Donkey grass, aren't you also running?"

"I'm running after you!" argued Donkey Face.

"Who is chasing whom? Do you know the front and rear? In front is running, in the back is chasing, are you always behind you? You are running around, how can Lao Tzu make a move? There is a kind of you don't run, stand still and don't move!"

When you move, you turn in circles, and when you stop, you face each other, how can you argue clearly who is in front and who is behind?

The donkey face had already seen that the lazy worm's martial arts were not high, and he couldn't explain clearly, so he had to stand still and let the lazy worm make a move, wanting to make a preemptive move: "Okay, even if you are chasing me and running! I listen to you, I won't run away, you can make a move!"

"Very good, very good, this is a good boy! A gentleman promises a lot of money, and the villain talks like a fart. Whoever farts is the donkey's grass! Stand still, don't move! Life and death depend on kung fu, whoever runs will be a grandchild!" said the lazy worm as he leaned against a tree pole far from the donkey's face, took out a handful of hazelnuts from his pocket, and knocked them up leisurely.

"Why don't you make a move?" urged Donkey Face.

"Do you listen to me or do I listen to you? Lao Tzu beats people, you are beaten, who is the main one, don't you know? Lao Tzu is hungry at this time, eat something first! People regard food as the sky, the sky is the greatest, and the matter of having a full stomach is also the greatest! Kill you stupid donkey, it doesn't take Lao Tzu any effort, I can make a move whenever I want!"

In the confrontation of life and death, who would be distracted by anything other than to concentrate on getting rid of the opponent and preserving oneself? Even if the father dies and the house burns down, there is absolutely no concern to think about how to fulfill filial piety and how to put out fires, let alone eating hazelnuts? The lazy insect is clearly playing with the donkey's face, and the donkey's face can naturally be felt.

When the donkey face saw the lazy insect playing with him, he was even more angry and annoyed, and suddenly made a move of the leopard jumping into the stream, spun around and jumped, and slashed at the lazy insect. This knife donkey face is very skillful, the knife momentum is like a thunderstorm, the laser is dazzling, and it is intimidating, even if it is a first-class master, it is difficult to parry easily. After the knife flashed, the lazy worm disappeared again.

"Donkey grass, you said you didn't run, why did you run again? What are you spinning around, the forest is so big, you can't find a tree to hang yourself?" the lazy worm scolded as he walked around to another tree.

The donkey chased after him, but the lazy insect still circled around the tree and kept scolding: "You don't keep your promises, you still run if you don't run, are you a donkey grass?"

The donkey face was helpless, so he had to retreat to a sparsely wooded clearing, bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I don't speak inappropriately, I talk like a fart, please punish the hero!"

"Just know your guilt and stand honestly!"

"My crime is so heinous, your punishment is too light!"

"How do you want to be punished?"

"It should be beheaded for public display, and I respectfully ask the hero to be tortured immediately!" Donkey Face learned to stretch his neck and wait for the death row prisoner to be slaughtered, trying to lure the lazy insect closer.

The lazy worm didn't move, just spat a hazelnut at the donkey's face.

In general kung fu, when you play against the opponent's feet, you only need to look at the opponent's feet, which side is attacking and where to deal with them; if you are a little deeper in kung fu, you will look at the opponent's shoulders, and if you want to move your shoulders, you must first react, and you will be ready to deal with them; if you go deeper in kung fu, you only need to look at the opponent's eyes, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and if the hands and feet want to move the heart first, the purpose of the heart will leak out of the eyes.

Although the donkey's face is crooked, he is also a master of martial arts. Although he stretched out his neck and lowered his head, his eyes did not leave the key point of the lazy insect's body. The lazy insect smiled with a ruffian, his feet, hands, shoulders and eyes did not show any signs of a move, and hazelnuts suddenly spat out from his mouth, and the donkey's face was unvigilant, instinctively dodging sideways, and his body moved.

It stands to reason that the donkey's face just shook its body, and its feet were not out of place, which is different from the "walking" that the lazy insect said, but if you want to find stubble, there is stubble, and you can pick out shell shavings as thorns in the stubble egg, of course, it is irrefutable evidence of "moving": "You say you can't move, what are you moving?"

"My feet didn't move!"

"You're a dog?"

"You have a dark weapon!"

"Lao Tzu spits hazelnut skin! Is hazelnut skin also a secret weapon? Hazelnut little skin, you are also afraid, what kind of martial arts do you practice, bed skills, right? Who taught your martial arts, is it the master?"

The donkey's face was so angry that his face was longer: "Even if I move, I can't run when I move my upper body, right?"

The lazy worm quibbled: "If you don't run, you just stand still, let me make a move to hit you first;

"Okay, count me moving! I promise to be a stump this time, and I won't move at all!"

"Does this talk count?"

"Count!"

"Count the ball! You have broken the contract repeatedly, you are a trustless villain, and Lao Tzu doesn't believe you. Otherwise, you swear and bet on a curse!"

In order to kill him as soon as possible, Donkey Face had to curse: "If I run again, I will fight and hit the tip of the knife, and I will fall off the cliff when I walk, okay?"

"No, why do you just want to die quickly? For example, your father is dead and your mother is married, and your sister is a kiln sister or something, which makes people think a little bit about it!"

Donkey gritted his teeth and roared, "As you say, I've gambled." Why don't you make a move?"

"Lao Tzu I is a master, you will die if you shoot. Let you live a little longer, what are you yelling at?" the lazy worm leaned against the tree, nodded his feet, sipped hazelnuts, and grinned at him.

"You shoot, you shoot, I just don't want to live, I just want to die soon!" said Donkey Face.

"Well, you say, how do you want to die?"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm sorry! It's not easy to see you grow so big, so I'll show you a few ways to choose. If you want to hang yourself, I'll find you a rope, if you want to drown, I tell you there's a pool whirlpool, if you want to burn to death, I'll pick up firewood for you, if you want to touch it, so many trees, I'll let you pick one!"

Donkey Face had already seen that his martial arts were sparse and did not dare to fight, so he provoked him to say, "I want you to be killed." You are a master of the generation, and it is also glorious to be killed by you, come and fight! Come here, come and fight!"

"What did I do in the past? I killed you in the past, what kind of skill is that, you are too underestimated that you are lazy!"

"Okay, okay, you can kill no matter what, I'm waiting for death, you can shoot quickly!"

"You said it yourself, don't regret it. Go to Lord Yama to be a ghost, don't accuse me of bullying the weak with the strong and damaging my master's reputation!"

"I want to die myself, what do I sue you for? kill you!" Donkey Face was impatient, and urged the lazy insect to make a move.

"Okay, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury it. Then let you listen to the power of Lao Tzu's Shadowless Soul Snatching Palm!

"There are one hundred and eight gangs in the rivers and lakes, each gang has its own forces, there are three hundred and sixty martial arts, each with its own kung fu, and eighteen commonly used weapons, each with its own strengths. There is only no shadowless soul snatcher, no help, no door, no weapon, no inscription, no history, and the essence of 360 martial arts, gathering the advantages of 18 kinds of weapons, becoming a family of its own, ranking first among the hundred doors. He has nothing in it, there is nothing in it, he dies in life, he is born in death, he is real in the void, he is in the void, he is in the void, he is moving in the still, he is still in the movement, he is in the retreat, he is in the retreat, he is in the retreat, he is in the middle of the retreat, he is in the soft, he is rigid in the soft, and he is rigid in the soft. He gives birth to one, life to two, and two to all things, yin and yang are mutually beneficial, and all things are born. He means order, qi is the flag, force is the army, the will is the air, the gas is the force. He means that all evils are difficult to invade, and he means that the gold and stone are open. He can not only defeat the enemy and win, but also open up the meridians, cultivate the essence and replenish the yuan, detoxify and dispel stasis, and treat fools! He has a hundred kinds of changes, all kinds of complexities, not that I am a disciple and no one to teach, not that a genius cannot learn. Lao Tzu does not strive to be the first in the world, and the world also belongs to me; I have no intention of occupying the rivers and lakes, and the rivers and lakes are at my feet. This is the essence of the Shadowless Soul Snatching Method, the power of the function, you can't tell the difference between day and night, can't smell the smell of shit, don't know if it's a pair and a half for a long time, lack of virtue with smoke, blindfolded and spinning in circles, can you understand?"

The lazy worm can't endure hardships in practice, but learns quickly in a flashy way; he doesn't seek to understand the exercises, but he memorizes a lot of exercises theory, martial arts proverbs, and charlatans, and can pull the wolf's leg to the dog's leg, mixing the master's words with his own words without making a fuss. If it is according to the official standards, it is a good billet similar to the host and guest of the Ministry of Rites who was in charge of propaganda and reception in later generations!

The lazy worm was chanting words in his mouth without words, dancing with his hands, and his donkey face couldn't help laughing: "Hahahaha-haha-the apprentice of the yellow madman, it turned out to be a dog skin plaster, I really laughed to death!"

"Lao Tzu is guiding the qi, give you the truth, what are you laughing at?" the lazy worm said to the donkey's face.

"I laugh at you, how can you be a great god and not kill Lao Tzu?"

"You're a little unconvinced?"

"If you want me to be convinced, you will make a move!"

"Then don't run! Running is a grandson, it's a donkey's grass! Stand upright, stand upright, take a break! It's really obedient, die!"

The lazy insect didn't move, and the donkey's face really flew up obliquely with a "pop", and with a "porphyry" sound, it arched into the canopy of an old pine in front.

The lazy worm has been grinding for so long, and what he has been waiting for is that Zheng En has solved the horse monkey to help him.

Zheng En solved the horse monkey, turned around and saw that the donkey's face was luring the lazy worm into the move, so he stepped forward and kicked the donkey's face in the buttocks.

The donkey's face was preoccupied with the lazy insect, and with a sharp force on his buttocks, his body flew diagonally upward, arching into the crown of an old pine tree in front of him, and was stuck in a branch.

The lazy worm clapped his hands and raised his face and shouted, "I said that you should live a little longer, you have to die in a hurry!

"It's amazing, let's try it too!"

When the words arrived, Zheng En and the lazy worm turned around when they heard the sound, and Dong Da had already surrounded him with six fast catching fans.

If you want to know what happened, please see the next episode: Happy to meet old enemies.