Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventures of Han Zai 13, Four Murderers Pick Up the Goods
The murderer came to ask for his life, but he should know it;
Hot words to cold words, tenderness to the blade.
"Dong Pressed Oil" found that Du Biao, who killed Zheng En, and the three people died, and reported the case information to the county government. The county government arrested the case and found out that it was the "yellow madman" who killed Du Biao and others and robbed Zheng En. On the one hand, "Dong Pressed Oil" bought the officialdom, let the county government arrest department want Huang Yuan'an and Zheng En, and on the other hand, offered a reward to the rivers and lakes, and bought the heads of the two with a lot of money.
Huang Yuan'an does not want to be an open enemy of the government, and he has no intention of becoming famous in the rivers and lakes, he just wants to live a leisurely life. He found that the black and white were dispatched at the same time, thinking that although the residence was secret, Du Biao was likely to have been exposed to people during his lifetime, and it was impossible for no one in the martial arts hall to know; he also thought that the secret agents were all over the place, and sooner or later they would be exposed, and when the army was overwhelmed, there would be a vicious fight; and he would be in danger all the time when he ran in the rivers and lakes in the future, so he decided to let Zheng En and the lazy worm quickly leave him and avoid disasters.
He regarded Zheng En and the lazy worm as his own children, and he also knew that the two apprentices had a deep affection for him, and it was difficult to separate. In order to prevent the two apprentices from being trapped by the teacher's grace and burdened with love debts, he quickly cut through the mess, wrapped a ball of warmth in coldness, and forcibly took the inseparable two apprentices out of the mountain, pretending to abandon them.
Huang Yuan'an sent Zheng En and the lazy worm out of the mountain, and then left this place, never returning to the mountain. The county government quickly found out this place, and came to arrest it, of course, it was empty.
The four people who appeared at this moment were the four murderers of the "Love Money Gang" hired by Dong Da, the son of the head of the county government to catch oil, and they originally came with the county government to catch fast and the soldiers together, but the county government arrested quickly and the soldiers returned without success, but they did not give up, and still lay in ambush in the forest and waited for Huang Yuan'an and Zheng En to come back, dreaming of picking up the goods and making a fortune.
Seeing Zheng En and the lazy worm at this time, although he regretted that he did not have Huang Yuan'an's high capitation price, even if his efforts were not in vain, his heart was still like a later generation of shareholders who had finally waited for the bull market to buy stocks, and they were happy for the upcoming income.
"Okay, please lead the way!" said Bamboo Pole, stepping forward and grabbing Zheng Eun's arm.
At this time, Zheng En didn't know what he was going to do, and asked affectionately, "Are you not feeling well?"
Before Zheng Eun finished speaking, his arm had been twisted behind his back by a bamboo pole. At the same time, the stump also clung to the lazy insects.
"Hahahaha—it's two fools!" the donkey-faced and the horse-monkey laughed together!
"Who are you and what do you want to do?" asked Zheng En in surprise.
Ma Monkey smiled and said mockingly: "We are bent on money, looking for money with two eyes, making money with three hands, and making money in four seasons.
"Pick up the goods, what kind of goods?" asked Zheng En.
"Your master, Huang Luozi's head, the official reward is 500 taels of silver, and Dong Da adds another 3,000; Because the other party asked to see the goods and pay, our four brothers have been looking for you for many days!"
The lazy insect heard that the horse monkey did not mention himself, stomped his feet, twisted his waist, pulled up his sharp voice and cried: "Oh, people live a face, trees live a skin, I lazy worm is so useless! I am a madman and a high apprentice, but a little junior brother, his head can be worth a thousand and two, I am smart and clever, but my head is not worth a silver or two! This tells me where to put my face, it is better to touch my heart to death! Don't pull me, don't pull me, mixed like this, what's the point of me living? Let me die headlong!"
When the four strongmen saw that the lazy worm wanted to lose face and die, they were a little more stupid than Zheng En, and they couldn't help but laugh again.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'll match you in a moment!" the horse monkey said with a smile.
"Yes, this skinny skull weighs only three or four pounds, so let's take him and add to it—" Donkey's face also smiled and amused.
"Dong Da is not stingy, maybe he will pay according to the pig's head!" said the stump patting the sloth on the skull.
"Okay, just match it. Dong Da doesn't buy it, let's chop it and feed it to the dogs, and save two days of dog food!" said the bamboo pole.
The four of them all felt that their words were humorous and funny, like the lame comedy and sketch actors of later generations, the audience did not laugh, but they themselves laughed "hahaha-" and "hehe-hee-" laughed loudly.
Before the laughter of the four murderers fell, he listened to the "wow" of the stump, let go of the lazy worm, sat on the ground and howled.
Almost at the same time, Zheng En's shoulders shook and he also broke free of the bamboo pole.
After all, they are senior brothers, Zheng En and Lazy Worm found out that the four of them were malicious, and they looked at each other, and they had already connected with each other.
The lazy insect has poor skills, and it is the thick and powerful stump that grabs him, and he knows that he can't fight hard, so he pretends to cry, first let the stump relax his vigilance, and suddenly struggles in the cold, and grabs the play in the crotch of the stump with the hand behind his back.
Although the lazy insect did not practice well, but because he obtained Huang Yuan'an's true transmission of the heart, his skill is still many times higher than the palm broken masonry that sold dog skin plasters in later generations, and it is still not more laborious than ordinary people to pinch a persimmon, not to mention that the trick of the tree stump is not as hard as the stone? Not to mention that his life is at stake, and he has gathered all his strength? The lazy insect pretended to cry and jump, while squatting and stretching his legs, only to hear the sound of "Bu chirp", probably two of the guys under the crotch of the stump broke the skin, and he "chirped wow" He sat on the ground and howled.
Zheng En didn't put the bamboo pole in his eyes, but he thought that the lazy insect was in the hands of the stump, and he was afraid that the lazy worm would suffer a loss, so he didn't earn when he stood up, and when he saw the lazy insect get out, he shook his shoulder, broke free of the bamboo pole, and with a slash, the bamboo pole flew out.
The bamboo pole fell more than a foot away, hit a large tree, and bounced back, face down, and fell to the ground.
"Very good, there are two less dividers!" the horse monkey screamed, and the sword light suddenly flew out of his hand, like a bolt of lightning, stabbing straight towards Zheng En's heart.
The horse monkey uses the Soul Breaking Sword Technique. The Soul Breaking Sword has six paths and forty-eight styles, each of which is a fantastical and unpredictable killing trick. Looking at the confidence of the horse monkey in speaking and the speed of his shots, he has also practiced the Soul Breaking Sword to the point of being superb. His sword was sent as he spoke, and when the words arrived, he was fierce and fierce, and the momentum seemed to pass through Zheng En's chest at once with a sword.
However, the real swordsmanship is not only the use of sword tricks, high skills, but also the cultivation of the sword person's temperament, moral character, psychological quality and many other aspects.
The clear heart is like jade, the cold heart is like ice, its realm is ethereal, not angry or frightened;
The circle is infinite, the seven emotions are extinguished, the spirit is empty, and the energy is infinite.
Although the horse monkey is superb in swordsmanship, but his accomplice is disabled, he is happy in his heart, and subconsciously thinks: This sword will kill him, and then cut off his head with another sword; take it back and hand it over to Dong Da, it will be a white silver; and if two companions die, the Dong family will have to pay a large sum of money-
With such distracting thoughts, of course, he was impatient and impatient, and tried his best to kill the enemy with one move. And this is exactly the taboo of martial arts.
The true martial arts pursue the harmony between man and nature, and is the spiritual high realm of heaven and man.
Soft is light, empty is spiritual. The heart has no desires, the heart has nothing to worry about, and there is a sensitive instinctive response, and this instinctive reaction is the key to victory or defeat. And the narrowness of the mind means the freezing of the mind, and excessive intentions are precisely the greatest obstacle to all bodily action.
Horse monkey learning martial arts is to make money with martial arts, at the moment anxious to get rich and killing, the move is the fierce and fierce silver snake out of the hole, because the intention is too heavy, the flexibility is relatively weakened, and the ability to react freely is also relatively dull.
And Zheng En's learning of martial arts is intended for self-defense and justice. When encountering an adversary, even if you have to defend yourself in a situation that endangers your own life and safety, you should also leave five points of leeway according to the Master's instructions to give the other party a chance to repent.
At this moment, although he knew that the other party was going to take his head, he still had no intention of hurting the other party's life in his heart.
The tip of the horse monkey sword stabbed against Zheng En's chest, due to the excessive force, the center of gravity leaned forward, Zheng En flicked his forearm lightly, added four taels of force, and he arched his head to the ground.
If the horse monkey is not a wealth obsessed and has some self-knowledge, if he leaves without a fight at this moment, Zheng En will not chase after him, and he will be able to save his life. But he was so greedy that he rolled up, used a move to cross the river, his body was in the air, and he raised his sword with both hands and pounced on Zheng En, making his shot even more ruthless and vicious.
The master responds to the enemy, and the layman does not seem to move much, but in fact, his heart is as calm as water, but his body is like a boat floating on the waves, and the moon is moving in the air. The horse monkey watched the sword reach Zheng En's throat, gritted his teeth and strengthened it, and pierced it fiercely.
Zheng En tilted his head, let the tip of his sword go into the air, and with a move, he pushed the cloth bag and pushed it under his armpit, and he flew outside the zhang again. Zheng En had no intention of taking his life, but he probably hated the difficulty of making a fortune in the world, but he took the initiative to hit a big tree, and immediately bled on his head, and asked the king of Hades to open up a new market and do a big business.
The battle between the lazy worm and the donkey face here is simply laughing to death.
For more information, please see the next episode: Shadowless Soul Snatcher.