In front of me, there is the setting of a new book.

The title of the book is "Please Call Me Old Driver".

Yu Qiu still didn't understand what the word old driver meant.

Fei Ye ignored him and continued to knock there.

Yu Qiu reads the profile.

[The story begins with a rich mountain song.] 】

[The pure Dures never expected that after listening to the song "Old Driver Take Me", he was bound to a sao system and obtained the ability of high-speed perspective. 】

[Create a new word of loneliness and suffering, and gain 66 anger points.] 】

[The new solution of "Big Head Son Little Head Dad" ruined his childhood on a large scale and obtained 2010 ...... of riot points]

[Exchange for 10,000 Anger Points, and increase your sense of humor to S-level ......]

[This is pure fiction, sponsored by Durex, and should not be read while drinking water.] If you choke, you hit me!]

Yu Qiu asked suspiciously, "What does it mean to be lonely?"

Fei Ye said with a smile: "Isn't the zero Ding experience lonely?"

"What is the Zero Ding experience?" Yu Qiu still didn't understand.

Fei Ye sighed: "Don't you have one? You see that the T-character looks like the capitalization of that letter? What do the two J's refer to?"

Yu Qiu finally reacted and exclaimed, "I'...... ......"

Fei Ye nodded: "Yes, that's what it's for." ”

"Wait!" Yu Qiu felt that something was wrong, "Wait, wait, wait! Your new book is full of stuff like this?"

Fei Ye raised his eyebrows: "How is it, do you want to see it?"

Yu Qiu gasped: "Don't write it yet, I'll take a look at your current beginning." ”

Fei Ye said proudly: "Come, let you feel it." ”

Yu Qiu sat down and began to see that he had only written a little beginning.

Fei Ye is very sure, the system text is still a very fresh thing, with a refreshing feeling.

The key problem is that with the rank and sand sculpture level of his old driver, this book can grasp one word: Sao!

The focus is on a mouthful!

How many golden sentences are there?

[The so-called maturity means that when you hear the word turbulent, you can no longer think of the sea. 】

[Although Dures is a man who is so pure that he has never held a girl's hand, he also understands the meaning of these four words. 】

[So when he heard the song "Old Driver Take Me", his mind was full of question marks. 】

["Old driver, look at it, little sister is peach-colored. ”】

["Old driver, look at it, my little sister is white. ”】

["The old driver is in poor health and will not be greedy for wild flowers. ”】

["The old driver will take me and invite you to be an invite. ”】

[Dures is not good. 】

[Is this a mountain song?, are all mountain songs so unrestrained?]

Then came the beginning of Dures' angry life.

Yu Qiu saw that Dures was bound to a sorcerer system and obtained the ability of high-speed perspective, and in order to test this ability, he opened the language book he had learned.

Noon on hoe day...... Belch......

Thou art also know how to shoot, I am not also good at ejaculating?...... Belch......

On the moonlit night of the twenty-four bridges, where does the jade teach. ...... Belch......

Yu Qiu felt that she was in the same pain as the protagonist in the book.

Ruined, all ruined!

Will you still be able to read these idioms and poems in the future?

He looked at Fei Ye with a complicated expression, what is in the mind of this cat? This system should be only available to him, right?

Then Yu Qiu discussed seriously: "Can we not write this?"

"How funny! You don't realize it, you just watched it, and you laughed so much!"

Yu Qiu shook his head: "Fei Ye, can you be a person? If you write like this, what will others think of me in the future?"

Fei Ye shook his head: "I'm a cat, I don't be a human." You even took Durex's job, and you're still afraid of this?"

“...... He Shi will think that I am perverted, and my dad will beat me. ”

"You think too much!" Fei Ye said with a smile, "You will become the man who stands at the top of Internet culture!"

Just kidding, the stalks that have accumulated for ten years, as long as they are not those based on later current events, can be integrated.

This is an old driver's manual!

Yu Qiu was really distressed.

He can also see that with this creativity, the skill presented at the beginning, and his understanding of Fei Ye's whimsy, there must be many people who love to read this book.

At least he just wanted to keep watching, and there was something else in the future that made people feel that they had learned.

But...... The author is Yu Qiu!

He felt that there was nothing to love in life.

went to Yanjing, and after reading the plan, Li Zhixing felt that he must even have his hair.

He Shi didn't know that he was going to take over Durex's official Weibo operation.

Yu Qiu was still worried about how to establish the image of everything for work in the future.

It always turns out that you want to write about it, right?

Then you look at what is written in it.

Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya, what does their relationship mean?(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻

Don't go into the tiger's den to get the tiger, is this what it means?ヽ('Д??)?? ︵┻━┻┻━┻

This is what it means to professionally unclog sewers?(?? ｀△??)?? ┫:??' ∵:.┻┻:

He really cried: "Fei Ye, pity me!"

Fei Ye said seriously: "Throw this pot to Da Long." ”

“...... Huh?" Yu Qiu was a little confused.

"This book is not posted on the station, and it is not signed by your name. Fei Ye said, "This, specially open a Weibo for serialization, as part of the Durex brand operation." We create a new joke that will continue to be created, and the scenes in it can be used as content material for Durex Weibo. When I'm done writing this, the material can be drawn into a comic or a short video. Therefore, this is the work of the company, and it is completely possible for Dalong to participate in the creation, and then he will carry the black pot!"

Yu Qiu kept nodding: "This is good! This is the best!"

"So I said, I have a new idea. ”

Only then did Yu Qiu know what the new idea he had said before, and immediately asked suspiciously, "Is this a job they paid for?"

Fei Ye shook his head: "Of course not, I just thought of this by He Fang's words." Before, I was just thinking about a new. ”

"Wait...... If you post it on Weibo, won't no one subscribe and you won't be able to make money?"

Fei Ye looked at him with a smile: "I still need to make money?"

Yu Qiu thought about it too.

"There are more users on the station or Weibo? Which is easier to spread and let more people see me?"

"That's really Weibo......"

The old god is saying: "So, ah! Moreover, I wrote it on Weibo, and I want to adapt it into a comic, anime, TV series or something, and the right is still in my hands!"

Yu Qiu let go of his worries, and his mood was different: "Fei Ye, do you have a system in your head? You are too exaggerated, how can you think of this?"

"What is this, as long as you deliberately think in this direction, what can't be thought out of something else?"

"For example?"

"For example, I'm telling you now, there's a video of "Wonderful Shots", do you want to watch it more?"

“...... ......"

"For example, can you still look directly at the pillar now?"

“......”

"For example, I'm smiling right now. Fei Ye smiled meaningfully, and then asked, "Guess what I'm thinking?"

Yu Qiu covered his eyes and waved his hand: "Don't say it, don't say it!

Once you get into this state, it's really a little bit thorough.

Yu Qiu felt that his mind was full of pictures now.

Fei Ye retired and said elegantly: "This is the gate of the racing world." ”