It is the dream of the world to worship a fairy master who can take things in the air, turn water into wine, turn stones into gold, expand and contract at will, and change in every way.

The lazy insect is afraid of hardship in practice, afraid of tiredness in work, poor in eating, afraid of injury in fighting, and finding the fairy master who takes things in the air, turns water into wine, turns stones into gold, expands and contracts at will, and changes in every way, which is the lofty ideal that he has realized many times in his dreams, causing nervous breakdowns and often wetting the bed.

At this moment, the master was in front of him, and what he was thinking in his heart was "Learn immortal arts, go all over the world, travel all over the world, take your possessions at your disposal, and throw them in the arms of beautiful women-" How can you still take care of careful observation and ponder with your heart?

Zheng Enben was in front of him to protect him, but he was afraid that Zheng En would take the lead and let himself fall behind the junior ranking, so he hurriedly drilled under Zheng En's armpit, rushed forward a few steps, knelt on the ground, and shouted like a contestant on TV in later generations: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship......"

The old skeleton suddenly stopped expanding, and the little skeleton seemed to be stunned and stopped beating.

"My name is Huang Mao, and Huang Zhong, the old hero of the Three Kingdoms, is my ancestor. My father is a famous general in the former dynasty, and my mother is a heroine. They died defending their families and defending the country, and now they are left with me. I am smart and clever, knowledgeable and courteous, self-reliant at the age of three, wandering the rivers and lakes, fighting chickens, fighting vicious dogs, hiding cats and cats with the officials, once seeing county officials drinking, once apprenticed to the head of the Eight Immortals, Tie Gui Li, riding a bull to travel the world, once opened two oxen, punched a tiger, and was banned from the head of the military sect ......"

Zheng En saw that he was making up nonsense again, so he couldn't help but interrupt with a smile: "Don't talk about the things in the dream, right?"

"You have to introduce yourself in detail and comprehensively! Everything that happened in your sleep at night is really what happened, not to mention how to let the master know? My senior brother is determined this time, you step aside!"

The lazy worm yelled at Zheng Eun, and Zheng Eun had to stand aside with his arms in his arms and let him get in the way.

The lazy worm bagged for a while, until he could no longer find a good word to package himself, and then begged: "Master, accept me! I know that reincarnation is like reincarnation." Since I have entered the Master's door, I am a Master's person. I will definitely listen to you, learn your immortal arts, learn from you to be a god, maintain your prestige, publicize your supernatural powers, carry forward your spells, win glory for you, and make a name for you! Let you be the boss of the immortal world of Weizhen! Stick a knife in the master's ribs, and break your bones to pieces——"

Faced with the lazy insect's unexpected move, the big and small skeletons didn't answer, turned around and left.

"Alas, Master, don't go, take me!" The lazy worm was confused for a moment, and actually got up and chased after him.

The old skeleton stopped, turned around, and grabbed his right hand at his chest, and there was a sharp sword more than three feet long in his hand. The lazy worm thought it was going to kill him, and was about to turn and run away, but the old skeleton swung his sword a few times, and his elbow slammed into his chest. I saw that the sword was from long to short, and there was no hilt, and when the old skeleton let go of his hand, there was no trace of even the hilt, and it was obviously all submerged in his chest.

The lazy worm was stunned, and the old skeleton flicked its back hand, and the sword instantly reappeared in his hand.

"What a powerful spell!" The lazy worm exclaimed in his heart, and couldn't help but kneel on the ground again and kowtowed: "Master, Master, please accept me! Please accept me as an apprentice! If you don't say anything, you agree? Thank you, Master! Thank you, Master! Thank you, Master! Thank you, Master for passing on my immortal skills!" Seeing that the old skeleton did not respond, the lazy insect picked a branch and pricked it into the chest like the old skeleton, but it couldn't get in.

"Master, I didn't see it clearly, you can demonstrate it again! Is there a formula! Pass it to me!" The lazy worm screamed, chasing closer.

The little skeleton seemed to be annoyed, and suddenly turned around and walked towards the lazy worm.

The lazy worm thought that the little skeleton had come to teach him the mantra of piercing the chest with a sharp sword, so he stopped and stood still, and said, "Little Master, don't read it so fast, let me hear it clearly!"

"Get out of here!" the little skeleton snorted angrily, and the words reached the point of fist, and struck straight at the sloth worm's chest.

The lazy worm was beaten back and smiled: "Thank you, Master, for teaching this trick." What's the secret, and why don't I feel anything?"

The little skeleton raised its leg and kicked it on the stomach of the lazy worm, and the lazy worm was even more happy: "Thank you, Master, for your advice! Is it to learn the basic skills of scaling and changing?"

"You're looking for death!" the little skeleton snorted angrily, stooped down and pulled out a ruler-long sharp knife from his calf, and got up to stab at the lazy worm.

The lazy worm thought that the little skeleton wanted to teach him the magic of piercing the chest with a sharp sword, so he bowed happily and said, "Thank you, Master, thank you, Master, don't demonstrate the movements so fast, let me see clearly!"

Before the lazy worm could speak, the little skeleton had already taken a big step and stabbed him in the lower abdomen with a knife.

Although the situation is the same as last night, because it has already passed once last night, and it is daytime at the moment, Zheng En is relying on his kung fu and is not very afraid. He munched on a piece of steamed yam he had just found in the house, and observed the large and small skeletons.

The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear. The lazy insect was fascinated by wanting to learn immortal arts, and knelt down to the big and small skeletons in a daze, but Zheng En, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't hold back his laughter. Although he hadn't seen through the skills of the big and small skeletons in expanding and changing, he could already see from their clumsy movements that they were human beings and that their martial arts skills were not high.

As the saying goes, as soon as a connoisseur stretches out his hand, he will know if there is one. In fact, you just sit and stand, you don't need to stretch out your hand at all, and you can see at a glance whether you have martial arts or not.

Intensive cultivation of spiritual roots, high and profound kung fu, calm and relaxed, three roots and nine knots through one breath, round and free. Quiet as the moon in the clouds, moving like a wood on the water, rising like an ape in the forest, falling like a crane by the stream, standing like a pine in the rain, sitting like a bell in a temple, turning like a wheel on a car, folding like a bow ready to start, light as a leaf, heavy as a piece of iron, slow as an eagle soaring into the sky, fast as the wind on grass - every move, is different from ordinary people. The large and small skeletons were sluggish in their movements, and their hands and feet were ineffective, of course Zheng En could see it at a glance.

The little skeleton punched and kicked the lazy worm, he was afraid that the lazy worm would blame him for disturbing the good things of the apprentice afterwards and did not make a move, at this moment he saw that the little skeleton showed a bright knife The lazy worm was still motionless, so he threw the yam that was gnawing on it.

The little skull knife was close to the belly of the lazy insect, and was about to stab it harder, when his wrist suddenly became sore, and with a "dang long" sound, the knife in his hand flew to the ground. She was about to bend down to grab it, but Zheng En had already stepped forward and stepped on it with his foot: "Please stop!"

The little skeleton suddenly reached out and grabbed Zheng Eun's face, Zheng Eun raised his foot and gently swept her ankle, and she fell to the ground.

The old skeleton saw that Zheng En's martial arts were so superb, and he was stunned as if he were carving a clay sculpture.

Zheng En took a step closer to her and said politely, "Please take off your mask and speak!"

When the old skeleton saw through Zheng En's disguise, he swung his sword and slashed, but with a wave of his hand, Zheng En grabbed her wrist and snatched the long sword.

The lazy worm ran forward, unmasked the little skeleton's face, and screamed in surprise.

"Oh, it turned out to be a fairy! What kind of fairy are you? Are you God's third daughter, or a little fox who has cultivated for thousands of years? Alas, it's a pity, the supernatural powers are so bad, it's a fake, isn't it? The face is so tender, the skin is so white, the little mouth is so red, and the eyes are so round; tsk, the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more you want to see it, how can you wear a skull mask and pretend to be a ghost and play with people! How can you fake fairy master tell me to worship? It's so disappointing! Alas!

The lazy worm, who had not seen a woman for many years, suddenly saw the beautiful face of the skeleton woman, and couldn't help but have a heartbeat, a panicked expression, the words were reversed, the verbosity in his mouth was not counted, and he subconsciously flicked his fingers on the little white nose.

The skeleton girl trembled, her face suddenly turned red, she suddenly gritted her teeth and waved her hand, and slapped the lazy insect in the face, and then took advantage of the rabbit behind her to kick the eagle, kicking the lazy insect on its back and facing the sky.

If you want to know what happened, please look at the next time: a man with a face.