Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventures of Han Zai 18, Skeleton Monster

Curiosity is dangerous, and confusion is even more difficult to live;

Exploring the secret will be a fairy, and seek happiness in death.

Zheng En ran violently for a while, and seeing that there was no movement behind him, Fang found a flat grass and put the lazy worm down.

The lazy worm said, "What's the matter, was it in a dream just now?"

Zheng En said: "No, I'm sober, I see it very clearly!"

"What a fool, I can't even tell the difference between inside and outside my dreams!" the lazy worm admonished.

"You say!"

"I just secretly twisted it on my leg, it didn't hurt at all, it must have been a dream!" recalls the lazy worm.

"You're screwing my thighs, of course you don't hurt anymore!Look at you, you're about to bleed!" Zheng En said as he lifted his pants for the lazy worm to see.

The lazy insect saw that Zheng En's leg was really blue, and laughed: "It's not a dream, it's not a dazzle, it's true!"

"Nonsense, isn't it true that I can run?" Zheng Enbai said with a glance.

"Could it be that we just walked in the underworld?" the lazy worm scratched his head in thought.

"I always feel a little weird! The ghosts and fairies live in the void, but their houses are very real, and the ghosts and fairies don't eat in kind, but I see that there seem to be dried mountain vegetables hanging on the wall—"

"The void is the world where people look at ghosts, and for the ghosts themselves, everything in the underworld is the same as the yang world, it is real!"

"But we're not ghosts! I know if you screw me, and the injuries are still there, there are stones under this body, and trees in front of me, all of which can be seen and touched, and the skull will cry, laugh and run, and the big and small skeletons will change in big and small ways, this is all real!"

"That's not a ghost! A ghost is the soul of a person after death, the body is not real, he is afraid of yang energy, he only dares to come out at night, and he will not have such great skills!"

"What is it?"

"Needless to say, it must be a demon! Demons are cultivated by plants, trees, and animals, and their spells are vast, and their bodies can be void or real, and they can come and go freely between the underworld and the yang world no matter day or night?"

"Since it's a demon, why didn't it harm us?"

"Demons are both good and bad. Those who are single-mindedly good in cultivation will become immortals after success, and if they are evil and have not been guided by a good teacher, they will become worse and worse and become bad demons. Looking at the situation just now, the big and small skeleton monsters didn't chase after us and eat us, it doesn't seem to be too bad!"

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The more they discussed, the more curious they became, whether it was a ghost or a demon or a fairy, and they both wanted to find out.

The lazy worm spoke first and said: "Otherwise, let's go and see if the house is still there!" If it is, it is two immortal families with vast magical powers, and we will worship as masters." Learn to change your face, learn to stretch and grow up, and then learn to call the wind and rain -- cough cough, don't we think of where to go, what do we want to do? Go to the restaurant to eat and drink, the boss collects money, we change our face, who is he going to? Fight and meet a master, his body is long, he has two feet of hands, cough, catch him like a chicken, no matter how deep his kung fu is, can he still run? It's just that the real enemy can't stop him, his body shrinks, the rice grain is big, and he lies down on the leaves, where is he going?" The lazy worm Shen Jin insisted that Zheng En go back and take a look in his fantasy of learning immortal arts.

Zheng Enzao was so curious that he wanted to uncover the mystery, so he nodded in agreement.

The two took a nap back to back, and when the sky was bright, they found some wild fruits, mushrooms, and bamboo shoots, and filled their stomachs indiscriminately, and then the lazy worm climbed to a big tree to find the cliff where the two fell yesterday, and followed the direction with full curiosity.

Last night, Zheng En ran for a long time with the lazy worm, because he was scurrying in the woods, and he was mostly in circles, and now he had a cliff as a target, and it was daytime, and the two of them arrived at their destination in a short time.

It is a deserted valley, full of trees, hugging large pine trees to obscure the sky and the sun, and everywhere is thick and dark. The strange chirping of all kinds of birds makes people shudder, squirrels, lizards and unknown critters scurry out from time to time, and the morning glow shoots through the cracks in the trees in the daytime, which still makes people feel mysterious and eerie.

It was originally a lazy worm's suggestion to come to reveal the mystery, but when he got here, he was a little frightened.

I don't know if I was scared or if I drank too much spring water just now, the lazy worm had already urinated three times, and then I untied my pants and spilled urine, but I only urinated two or three drops after urinating for a long time.

"If we get it back like this, will the big and small skeleton fairy be angry and eat us?" said the lazy worm as he tied his trouser belt.

"Don't you want to learn immortal arts? they're about to become your master, what are you afraid of?" Zheng En quipped.

"I'm afraid they won't accept it?"

"Then you kowtow hard, you can't put it away!"

Zheng En said ridiculous words, the lazy insect was fascinated by immortal arts, and took it seriously: "Yes, yes, sincerity is spiritual! Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, people and immortals should be the same!"

The lazy worm's voice fell, and the sound of "quack, quack" rang out.

The sound was similar to the skeleton's laughter last night, and the lazy worm's heart throbbed, his pores tightened, and goosebumps instantly appeared.

Zheng En also felt a chill in his entire back, a little cold, but after all, it was daytime, and he was not as panicked as last night. He lifted his breath and followed the sound of the voice.

It turned out that only a bush was the magic cave that the two fell into last night.

The skeleton of the man in the cave last night was lying on the grass outside the door, and the skull was beating and making a "quack, quack" sound.

Zheng Enzong stepped forward and kicked at the skeleton. The skeleton slammed against the stone wall and shattered, and a fist-sized black-skinned toad fell to the ground, clucking, quacking, and arching into the grass in panic.

The lazy insect saw that Zheng En kicked and smashed the skull, and did not see anything abnormal, so he became bolder.

He picked up a stick, stepped forward, found the toad, and poked it on its back. The lazy worm kept ordering, and the toad kept "quacking, quacking", which made the two of them laugh happily.

The mystery of the skull's laughter is solved, and Jung Eun and the lazy worm become even more emboldened. They ran into the house, and when they saw that all the things they were doing were real things, they picked up delicious things and ate and drank them as they pleased.

"Mom, Mom, it's popular again!" was the voice of the little skeleton.

"Where is the prodigal son, break into Fengdu City, go thousands of miles away, and avoid being bombarded by five thunders-" The old skeleton's voice seemed to come from an urn, and came into the house from outside the courtyard.

Zheng En and the lazy worm got up and looked out the door, where the old skeleton was standing in a cluster of trees not far from the door. Unlike last night, she was very small, only two feet tall, like a round jar with a head on it.

The skull was the same as it had been last night, like a flat gourd, pale and yellow, without any flesh color, with eyes and no eyeballs, it was like two black holes, dim, and its long blood-red tongue poked out of its mouth like a snake's head. The whole face is dull, ugly, terrifying, and grotesque, which makes people not only feel fear in their hearts, but also feel uncomfortable that they don't want to look at it again forever.

When Zheng En and the lazy worm walked out the door, the old skeleton's body was slowly swelling and rising.

"Three-foot-four, five-foot, six-foot, seven-foot—at least two!" muttered the lazy worm in astonishment.

The old skeleton's body was still slowly growing upward, and the little skeleton was already spinning and jumping around it. She was dressed in black, and her chest and back were covered with white skeletons of various sizes. The skull on her shoulders was unusually large, three times the size of her body, and it was constantly changing colors and shapes as it swirled.

In broad daylight, the sunlight passed through the gaps in the trees, sprinkling wisps of light, and the large and small skeletons still had shapes and could still speak, Zheng En and the lazy worm were more sure that the other party was not an ordinary ghost, but two immortals who practiced in seclusion and had vast magical powers.

If you want to know what will happen next, please see the next time: Worship the Immortal Master.