Chapter 80 A stall is set up in the Golden Pocket Cave
The unicorn looked at the dangling arm in front of him and couldn't help but gasp.
Hiss!
What does this monk think? Selling Tang monk meat in front of monsters?
"I have long heard that Sun Wukong is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and he has great magical powers, so when I catch Sun Wukong, I will steam and eat it together!"
The one-horned man sneered and waved his palm, "Then monk, you don't want to ......."
"The king, my big apprentice does have some means, but I'm afraid that he will really come to make trouble, otherwise, the king buys a big pineapple, and the poor monk guarantees that he has no power to fight back under the attack of this big pineapple! The poor monk also has a golden rope here, which can help the king take down the demon monkey!" Tang Seng took out the golden rope and said.
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The unicorn was stunned, is this monk really the master of the monkey?
"Hmph, I'm a one-horned king......" The one-horned man pondered what to say.
"Don't worry, the king is here, and he will definitely help you send the monkey away. If the gold rope is not enough, the poor monk has other weapons here, so as to ensure that the demon monkey is properly arranged. Before the unicorn finished speaking, Tang Seng swore an oath.
Hiss......
Is this what I'm talking about?
Is this monk really a scripture learner?
The unicorn king felt some tooth pain.
"Come on, take him down. The unicorn waved his hand.
"Where to bring it? Do you want to set up a stall in the back? If you don't like the big pineapple, you won't be able to use it, and the poor monk has other weapons here, such as tanks? As long as the price is high, everything is easy to discuss. Tang Seng said as he followed the little demon to the back.
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However, it was said that Sun Wukong begged for a bowl of food from a southern family, and when he returned to his place in the clouds, he found that Tang Seng was gone.
"Master, where are you, Master?"
"Eight precepts!
"Brother Shahe, Master!"
"Oops, something must have happened to them!"
After looking nearby for a while and not seeing a few of them, Sun Wukong panicked and looked west with a golden hoop stick.
"Monkey, you are jumping up and down there, but what have you lost?" At this moment, an old man came out on crutches, followed by a young servant.
"I'll go out to fast for a while, and Master will be gone!" Sun Wukong said.
"Hehe, you monkey, your master is only afraid that he has been captured by monsters. The old man sneered.
"Oh, what monster have they been captured?" Sun Wukong opened his fiery eyes, and immediately saw that this old man was changed by the land, and shouted unceremoniously with a golden hoop stick: "Old thing, dare to pretend in front of my old grandson, say it quickly! Otherwise, my old grandson will give you a stick!"
The old man was startled, looked at the imminent golden hoop stick, hurriedly turned into a prototype, swallowed his saliva and said: "The great sage doesn't know, this mountain is called Jindou Mountain, there is a Jindou cave in the mountain, and there is a one-horned king in that hole, this demon king has vast magical powers and strong martial arts. I saw your master and brother walking west, and I am afraid that they have been captured by the monsters. ”
"What?" Sun Wukong was taken aback, and even shook his upper body, which showed that he was extremely excited: "My master really let the monster be captured?"
"Yes, the Great Sage hurry up and rescue them, if it's a little later, I'm afraid that I will be eaten by monsters. Seeing Sun Wukong's excited appearance, the land god hurriedly said.
"They've finally been captured by youkai...... That's really good!" Sun Wukong raised his head, his eyes lit up and said, "Then my old grandson can go to the East China Sea to have a good time!"
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The earth god's expression froze, and he opened his mouth and said, "Great Sage, that ......"
", go aside. Sun Wukong waved the golden hoop stick at the land god.
The land god was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and said, "Great Sage, but if you don't go, the Holy Monk is afraid that he will be eaten by monsters......"
"That's the same, if I go later, ......" Sun Wukong's face changed, "What if Master eats that monster and doesn't leave me a copy?"
Land God: ???
"Great Sage, that ......"
"Go aside, don't disturb my grandson's thinking, otherwise Hugh blames my grandson for being polite!" Sun Wukong raised his golden hoop and said.
The land god turned pale with fright, and left tremblingly.
In the Golden Pocket Cave, the one-horned man sat on the tiger chair and drank wine.
"Report, my lord, it's not good, the monk is setting up a stall in the back, and he has to demonstrate what marksmanship. A little demon ran in in a panic.
"Hmph, what's the fluster, won't you tie him up if he's going to set up a stall?" said the unicorn angrily, and came over to bother me about this.
"King, but that monk can't be restrained!" the little demon said with a sad face: "That monk is so evil, he beat several of our brothers to tears." ”
"What?" "Unicorn stood up and threw the bowl on the table, "Hmph! ”
Under the guidance of the little demon, the unicorn quickly walked to the cave behind him.
"Look at this big pineapple, a bullet with a hundred bullets, even if the Da Luo Immortal comes, he will have to die. ”
"This thistle terrestris poor monk is smeared with poison, don't you believe it? Do you feel dizzy and lack of oxygen to the brain, that's right, the mortality rate is as high as 99 percent, big brother buy one...... Big brother, don't die yet!"
"A knife made of meteoric iron? Look at my three-edged knife, which has a groove in the middle for bloodletting, 99 percent of the people who are stabbed will lose too much blood and die, and if they are rubbed with poison, the mortality rate will be as high as 99 percent. If you don't believe me, try it. ”
Well, try it and die.
Before he entered the cave, Tang Seng's voice came out of it, and the unicorn was so angry that he cried.
What does this monk think of my cave?
"Hmph, monk, you ......" The one-horned man walked into the cave and sneered.
"King, have you come to patronize the poor monk's business? Tang Seng's eyes lit up.
Hiss!
This monk doesn't treat monsters as monsters!
The unicorn said angrily: "That monk, when I catch Sun Wukong, you will die!"
"Amitabha, the king can eat the poor monk now, you don't have to wait for the monkey, just wait for him to come and give him a drink of soup. Tang Seng said with a smile: "The poor monk has knives here, buy a set to eat the poor monk?"
Is this what I'm telling you?
The unicorn almost spit out a mouthful of blood, "That monk, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will eat you now!"
"Faith, my lord, come and eat. Tang Seng picked up the knife and put it on his arm: "Do you want to buy a knife?"
"Poof!" the unicorn finally couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood.
This monk, do you really think I can't do anything with him......
The one-horned man pondered for a while,
I really can't do anything with him!
"Newspaper, my lord, there is a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth outside the door, and he is begging for his master!" At this time, a little demon ran over and said.
"Hahahaha! Sun Wukong is here......" The unicorn couldn't help laughing, this Sun Monkey is finally here, and then it's time for me to show my strength to the Three Realms......!
"Hahaha, that demon monkey came just in time, the king, go out of the hole to fight him, if the weapons are not enough, the poor monk can sell a few pieces to the king cheaply. ”
The one-horned man smiled and smiled, looking at Tang Seng who was smiling more happily and his eyes were brighter, the expression on his face froze.
MMP, you monk is sick!