Chapter Seventy-Nine: These clothes are good, wear them for the teacher
After Tang Seng and his entourage ate the turtle meat, they were full of energy and energy. After crossing the Tongtian River, continue westward.
After walking for a few days, I came to rest under a dense mountain forest.
"Master, I'll go and eat some fast, and you wait for me here. After Sun Wukong left, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and Bai Gujing found a place to sit and rest.
The 200 points of wealth obtained in Tongtianhe a few days ago have been drawn by Tang Seng, but unfortunately until the wealth value is drawn, only an experience card has been drawn.
"Yan Emperor Experience Card: After use, you can incarnate as Yan Di and summon twenty-three terrifying fires. ”
This time, the place where Sun Wukong went to Huazhai was really a bit far away, and Tang Seng and his party waited for an hour and a half and did not come back.
"Master, senior brother doesn't know when to go, I see that there seem to be a few pavilions ahead, why don't we go there and see if there is any fasting?" Zhu Bajie looked northwest and said.
"Okay, let's go check it out. Tang Seng waited drowsily, yawned, and rode slowly to the northwest on a white horse.
The group walked for more than ten miles, and a pavilion really appeared in front of them facing north and south, and there was smoke curling on the roof.
"Master, the family is cooking, let's go in and ask for something to eat. Zhu Bajie clapped his hands happily and stepped forward to knock the door hard.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
"Bajie, what did the teacher tell you? We are all monks, why are we so rude? What if we scare people?" Tang Seng reprimanded: "Let the teacher come." ”
"Okay. Zhu Bajie nodded and stepped aside.
"Someone?" Tang Seng knocked lightly on the door: "The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and set up a stall, open the door quickly." ”
It was silent, and no one responded for a while.
"......" Tang Seng slapped out with a palm, and with a "bang", the gate was directly slapped out: "Someone hasn't it?
Seeing that no one responded inside, the corners of Tang Seng's mouth turned up slightly, and he walked in with Zhu Bajie and others.
"Master, since there is no one, let's search for something to eat. Zhu Bajie excitedly searched the room.
Tang Seng walked straight inside, walked through the corridor, and came to a room inside, which had a yellow silk tent curtain.
There are three cotton vests in the curtains.
Tang Seng's eyes narrowed, and under the prompting of the system, he already knew where this was.
"Bajie, Wujing, come quickly, there are good things. Tang Seng shouted to Bajie.
"What's wrong with Master? Hey, there are three pieces of clothing, so beautiful!" Zhu Bajie walked down and picked up one, and couldn't help but gesture to his chest for a while.
"Well, these clothes look pretty good, Bajie, you put them on and let the teacher see them. Tang Seng said with a smile.
"Hehe," Bajie had already picked up one and put it on: "Master, what about you?"
"You don't need it for the teacher, Wujing, you can also wear one, Bajie, you are so fat and fat, wear two more pieces, don't catch a cold." Tang Seng squinted and said.
"Hehe, then I'm welcome, Master, you treat me so well. Zhu Bajie happily put on two Namian vests, and Sha Wujing also wore one under the influence of Tang Seng.
"Second Senior Brother, your one is very good-looking. ”
"Hehe, Senior Brother Sha, your one looks beautiful too. ”
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were looking at the beautiful clothes on their bodies, and they hadn't shown enough of them, when suddenly, the surrounding world was spinning, and when they opened their eyes, the surrounding environment changed.
"Oops!"
"It hurts!"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing suddenly screamed in pain, and found that the clothes they had just put on were shrinking rapidly, and when they looked at it again, where was there any Namian vest, which was obviously a golden silk net.
The golden silk net netted the two of them to death at once.
"Hahahaha!"
"A group of money-greedy monks, right?"
"See where this is!"
"These insatiable monks are really stupid!"
"Do you really think you can come in from any place?"
The original attic of the house has disappeared, and has become a hideous and terrifying monster cave, and there are monsters with horns standing everywhere in the cave, holding blades, and laughing loudly.
And in the middle of the cave, a green bull spirit with horns was sitting on a tiger chair, stood up and drank a bowl of wine: "What a bold monk! I dare to break into my Jindou Cave and steal my clothes! I will eat you today!"
Tang Seng pursed his lips and looked at the transparent light curtain that appeared in front of him that only he could see.
"Monk with a black belly! Congratulations on arriving at Jindou Cave in Jindou Mountain, the stall task is released! Please complete the task on time!"
[Today's Mission: Jindou Mountain Stall]
[Mission time: 72 hours]
[Failure Penalty: Host Becomes Catwoman]
[Must sell today: M249 machine gun (priced at 3500 taels of gold), 5.56mm bullet*500 (priced at 500 taels of gold), sixfold mirror*1 (priced at 300 taels of gold)]
[Designated person: The One-Horned King, who obtained the seeds of the nine-thousand-year-old immortal peach after being sold]
[Other goods: sledgehammer (sold at 30 taels of silver), watermelon knife (priced at 20 taels of silver), chopping knife (priced at 15 taels of silver......]
"Come on, tie these monks to my back, and when I catch the Monkey King, I will steam and eat them together!"
This green bull spirit is none other than the one-horned man of the Taishang Laojun in the Thirty-Three Heavenly Separation Hatred Heavens.
At the beginning, Guanyin Bodhisattva borrowed gold and silver from Taishang Laojun, and set up difficulties in the layout of Pingding Mountain.
I never thought that these two boys would not only raise the prestige of Taishang Laojun, but also lose five magic weapons. It really made the Three Realms Immortals laugh for a while.
Although Taishang Laojun doesn't care about these false names, the unicorn is really angry, and he stole a congenital best magic weapon from Taishang Laojun and secretly went to the lower realm, just to make a reputation, so that the Three Realms would know that Taishang Laojun is the strongest saint today!
Thinking of the grievances of the two children of gold and silver, a little cold glint flashed in the eyes of the one-horned man, and he sneered slightly: "Sun Wukong, come on, so that you can see how powerful my one-horned king is!"
"Hmph, that monk, you don't have to go out of your way to escape, come to the king's cave, even if you put on your wings, you won't be able to fly out!"
"That, I won't run away, don't worry. Tang Seng blinked, set up a stall on the ground, and said: "King, since the poor monk has been arrested by you, can you discuss something?" For example, the poor monk is going to set up a stall here, presumably the king is also a generous person, do you want to buy a big pineapple to play with?"
"Shhh
"Stalls?"
The unicorn couldn't help but gasp, this monk is setting up a stall in my Jindou Cave?
"Hmph, what is the big pineapple, Tang Sanzang, you dare to set up a stall here, aren't you afraid that I will eat you?"
"Eat me?" Tang Seng blinked, leaned forward, stretched out his white and tender arm and said: "That's really good, the king takes a bite and tries it, Tang Seng meat is 500 taels of gold in one bite." ”