Get up and boil the water, and wash him for me!

The crazy beggar grabbed Zheng En like a chicken and ran in the mountains and forests, Zheng En only felt the sound of the wind in his ears, strange ancient trees and strange stones, some like dragons circling, some like monsters stinging, and some like demon shadows, adding to the horror in his heart.

"Does this crazy beggar really want to eat me? Look at his appearance, except for his tattered clothes and dirty body, he looks exactly like a human, not like a monster? But what is he doing with me? It's not a joke, is it?"

He couldn't figure out whether this crazy beggar was a human or a demon, and why he had to arrest himself. Thinking that he walked so fast and his skills were so high, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't escape, so he simply closed his eyes slightly and waited for the ending.

After some time, the mad beggar stopped and laid him on the ground.

He looked up and saw a gray sky above him, a field overgrown with trees at his feet, and the cliffs around him like knives and axes, like barrels of barrels, surrounding the clearing.

"It's impossible to escape. I can't run out!" Zheng En couldn't help but shudder, and his heart was even more terrifying.

"What do you call the seniors?" he asked cautiously.

"Maniac!"

"Old uncle, do you really want to treat me as food?"

"Are you kidding?"

"Don't look at how many lumps of meat I have on my body, they all grow from eating wild vegetables, coarse chaff, cabbage and radish, it's very unpalatable!"

"I don't eat the greasy meat that grows from big fish and meat, I don't eat it yet! You are not old or tender, not thin or fat, you will not hurt your stomach if you eat it raw and eat it!"

The mad beggar's words were as plain as if he had caught a rabbit in the woods, but it made the hairs on Zheng En's body stand up.

"Uncle, can you not eat me?" Zheng En begged.

"No! I've been running a lot of errands and picking for days to find clean food like yours that suits your taste!"

"I can open up the wasteland for you, plant wheat, beans, turnips, cabbage, and grow a lot of grain and vegetables!"

"Those things are poorly nourished!"

"I can raise pigs, sheep, chickens, ducks and rabbits for you!"

"Those meat stuffed teeth!"

"I can only eat a full meal, and I can eat for a long time!"

"Regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, he can be full for a while! If you dare to be verbose, I will pull out your tongue and drink first!"

The madman said, dragging him into a cave.

There is an iron pot in the cave and a large wooden basin. There are large and small stones on the sides of the cave, the larger ones have some artemisia grass on the top, like beds, and the smaller ones have some miscellaneous items on the top, which seem to be used as tables and chairs.

The mad beggar let go of Zheng En and yelled into the cave: "Lazy worm, lazy worm, get up and boil water for me, and fade this person for me!"

He shouted for a long time, and only then did a teenager crawl out of the grass on the stone slab. The child was dressed in dirty clothes and had a black and gray face, as if he had just been pulled out of the garbage heap. He rubbed his eyes, yawned, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Old monster, people have just slept for three days, and they haven't slept well, why are you telling me to get up?" He suddenly saw Zheng En, and he was happy as if he had a companion: "Old monster, where do you pick another one?"

"Don't be verbose, get me firewood and boil water!" shouted the mad beggar.

Zheng En saw that he really met a monster who ate human flesh and drank human blood, and couldn't help but cry in his eyes, and pleaded: "Uncle monster, you ate me, no one will go to the grave of my dead parents in Qingming in the future!

The mad beggar didn't think he could run away, so he reached out and unlocked the hole where he was confined.

Zheng En knelt on the ground, greeted his parents under Jiuquan, took off the brocade robe given by "Dong Squeezing Oil" when he was a support, and begged the crazy beggar: "Uncle, I ate the eight or four vegetable buns of my co-worker a few days ago, and drank a bowl of chowder soup from Xiao Liuzi, and I can't pay it back." This robe is new, at least worth two taels of silver, count one tael and sell it to you, if you go to Qiaoshan, you can use this two taels of silver to help me repay the affection I owe to the two of you, is this okay? Qiaoshan's four buns are twenty wen, a bowl of Hu spicy soup is five wen, and the rest is your travel expenses, you will not suffer!"

When the mad beggar heard this, he leaned back and laughed: "You are already the one who wants to be my cook, and you still have the heart to talk to me about such trivial matters, I really laugh to death!"

Zheng En said with a straight face: "What's ridiculous about this, the grace of dripping water should be repaid with a spring." This is what my mother has taught me since I was a child. If people invite me to eat and drink, can I not pay it back? You are a monster with no humanity, and of course you don't know how to be a human being!"

"You are my meal, of course the clothes are also mine, you are not qualified to bargain with me!"

"You said you were going to use me as food, but you didn't say that you would steal my clothes, of course the clothes are still mine. If you buy this clothes, you're a monster, and if you don't buy it, you're a monster and a thief!"

"Is there a difference between a youkai and a bandit?"

"Of course. Monsters are not human beings, they eat human flesh to be hungry, and they can't use human reasoning to say that they are right or wrong. Robbers are human beings, but they kill people and steal things, and they get something for nothing, of course, they are much more hateful than monsters!"

"Haha, and this reason, I've just heard of it! As you say, my old monster is not the worst in the world, right?"

"You're a monster, you don't understand human reason, I can't tell you!" Zheng En ignored him angrily and bent over with a laugh at the madman.

When the mad beggar saw that the lazy worm began to raise the fire and boil the water, he no longer paid attention to Zheng En, ran to the pile of debris in the corner of the stone cave and picked up some mess, and added the root and leaf things to the pot, and only stopped and took a breath when the lazy worm boiled the water and poured it into the wooden basin.

Zheng En first saw him boiling the pot on the fire, and put some messy herbs, thinking that he was going to cook himself like making roast chicken, but then he saw him pour water into the wooden basin, and then he thought that he was going to fade his body naked like a pig.

The way of eating is so particular, which makes Zheng En feel a little incredible.

"Old monster, I beg you, if you want to eat, eat it quickly, don't be so verbose and let me suffer!" Zheng En begged.

"It's beautiful!" said the mad beggar, grabbing Zheng En and putting it in the tub.

Zheng En shouted while kicking: "If you let me go, I will farm and raise livestock for you, so that you will not be able to eat all your life, so why do you need to eat me? I am only more than 100 catties, and I have not more than a few miles of pork!

"Remove hair, wash mud, remove urine, steam shredded pork, boil meat skin, eat raw and dip garlic!"

Zheng En shouted and screamed, his voice was very miserable and miserable, but the mad beggar was humming a little song, and at the same time pressed Zheng En into the wooden basin, clutching his fists and fingers, and fiddling with it.

Zheng En chirped and screamed, endured severe pain, and just boiled the water until it was not hot, and the hot water boiled by the lazy worm was mixed in again. After tossing like this for a day, the crazy beggar pulled Zheng Enti out.

Zheng En looked down at his body, his black skin had faded and was as red as a prawn. He's fed up with the mad beggar's fiddling and just wants to die quickly. He said weakly: "I'm clean of, I'm done urinating, and the poison is leaching out, it's clean, it's not old or tender, why don't you eat it? Hurry up and eat, don't let me suffer!"

The crazy beggar let him scream, but he was still not annoyed or angry, and he smiled on his face: "Don't worry, don't worry, you have to dry it!"

For more information, please see the next episode: Drying and drying.