Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventures of the Fool 5, The Eccentricity of the Crazy Beggar
Dressed in a hundred clothes, his face covered with dirt and dust;
Laughing like a child, a ghost in the action race.
If you make a mistake in the real word, you will despise ten thousand taels of silver;
There is no norm in likes and dislikes, saving people and eating people.
Mo laughs a lot, and shemales are confused.
The fifth child killed Du Biao, took out the silver ticket from Du Biao, put it in his arms, and pulled out a knife to cut Zheng En's head, Zheng En didn't even understand what he was going to do, and stupidly thought that he was going to cut the rope to save him, and said gratefully: "Your big brother, thank you, thank you!"
The fifth child smiled: "Hahahaha-you are polite, I am really a little moved." In order to repay you, I will tell you a trick to death! You close your eyes, stalk your neck, don't shake your head, I will go down with a knife, and you can suffer less pain! If you move, I will cut seventy or eighty knives, and you will suffer a great sin!"
When Zheng En heard this, he knew that this person was also going to cut off his head, and he was puzzled: "Big brother, you have already got a silver ticket, what are you going to kill me for?"
The fifth child laughed: "Say you're stupid, you're so stupid and cute." Doing business requires credibility, you know? What's more, killing you, a migrant worker with no father and no mother, is like stepping on an ant to death, and no one will hold you accountable; but if he lets you go, doesn't pay the errand, and offends Dong Fuhao, the disaster will be great! What he has is silver, and he will report it to the government, mobilize the arrest speed, buy many killers in the rivers and lakes, and find me trouble, will I still be able to live and enjoy my happiness in peace?
"Silly boy, you also saw it just now, I don't kill the fat man, the next fat man will kill me, one thousand taels of silver and two and one to add five, he will never do it. Nowadays, this society is just like the beasts in the woods, either you eat me, or I eat you, whoever is traitorous and ruthless is the strongest. A person like you, sooner or later, is someone else's dish, and it will be cheaper for others in the future, but it is better to be cheaper for me now. Why, I don't beat you, I don't scold you, I give you detailed explanations, it's good for you! When you arrive in the underworld, don't be so confused as in the human world. It's not that I'm kind-hearted, I won't tell you these truths! Okay, you cooperate well, I'll start to go under the knife!"
Zheng En saw that Lao Wu must kill him, thinking that he would not be able to run after all, if his head moved around, he would indeed be cut with many knives as Lao Wu said, and it was likely that he would be scratched on his face, so that he would not only suffer a lot of pain when he was dying, but also lose his face and become very ugly, so he felt that Lao Wu's heart was indeed better than other killers, and said gratefully: "Thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother, for reminding you! You can be sharp, be accurate, don't cut my face!" I went to the underworld with a broken face, my father will be angry that I don't learn well when I fight with others, and my mother will feel sorry for me and suffer in the world. I didn't do my filial piety to my father and mother in the yang world, how can I bear to go back to the underworld to block them? Also, the ugly ghost with blood and scars on his face will frighten children!"
Zheng En was tied to a tree, his hands and feet were entangled with ropes, he was obediently motionless, and he sent the throat forward, and the fifth man cut his head should be said to be as easy as probing for something, but he raised the knife, but the knife did not follow his thoughts, as if he was in the torrent, and as if there were many big magnets around, sucking the knife into a fluttering and wandering around.
"What's the matter, what's wrong?"
Lao Wu scolded in his heart, and swung the knife out harder. Na Zhi, he was fierce, and the force that attracted him to the knife was also fierce, and the target of the knife was Zheng En's neck, but he changed direction halfway, drew an arc, and stabbed his left arm.
With a "hiss", the tip of the knife in the fifth right's hand made a cut on his left arm, and blood immediately gushed out.
It turned out that just as Lao Wu swung his knife to wipe Zheng En's neck, a figure suddenly floated out from behind a tree, and in the blink of an eye like a breeze, it reached behind Lao Wu.
The man was disheveled, with a beard, his clothes were torn, and his shoes showed his heels and toes in front of him, like a mad beggar.
The mad beggar swept behind the fifth child like a light wind, and bent the dog beating stick in his hand to the fifth child's elbow, as if it was not touching the ground, and gently moved like a dragonfly sweeping leaves.
Lao Wu couldn't see the crazy beggar with his back to him, but Zheng En could see it clearly. When he saw Lao Wu swinging his knife at him, he actually rebounded back and cut off his arm; he thought that the thin man thought that he had succeeded in business, but was happy but was killed by the fat man; the fat man thought that the young man was being proud, but he did not expect that the driver smashed his skull with a whip; the driver thought that the silver ticket could be swallowed by himself, but he did not expect that a beggar would let him cut himself; he felt that these people were killing each other in order to make a fortune, and in the blink of an eye, the fortune and misfortune were reversed, which was really ridiculous, and he couldn't help laughing.
Seeing Zheng En's laughter, Lao Wu was even more annoyed, gathered all his strength, raised the knife, and slashed it at Zheng En's head.
The intentions are more poisonous, and the end is more cruel.
The beggar shook his wrist slightly, and Lao Wu's knife drew a semicircle in the air, turned back, slashed at his head, and immediately fell to the ground, squirming like a bean worm, stretching his legs, and losing his breath.
Zheng En saw the cycle of fortune and misfortune for a moment, and he was even more disgusted with the world, and with the fact that he had almost died three times with a knife flying on his head, he was even more inappropriate about life and death. When he saw the mad beggar coming towards him, he knew that it was useless to ask, but closed his eyes and waited.
The mad beggar approached, struck Zheng En with the stick in his hand, cut the rope, and without saying a word, turned around and left.
Zheng En's body was loosened, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the rope had been opened, and he saw that the crazy beggar left without taking the silver ticket, and he felt even more strange: "Alas, old uncle, why don't you take this thousand taels of silver ticket?"
"What did you say?" the mad beggar asked, turning around and looking Zheng En up and down.
"That's what they want to kill me, and they kill each other. Take it. With it, you won't have to beg for food for the rest of your life!" Zheng En took out the silver ticket in Lao Wu's arms, held it to the crazy beggar with both hands, and said sincerely.
The crazy beggar first smiled at Zheng En, Zheng En thought he was happy, but he suddenly changed his face: "Such an unlucky and dirty thing, you actually give it to me? You dare to humiliate me!"
Seeing that the mad beggar was angry, Zheng En pouted inexplicably and argued: "Money and money are connected to life." If my family had money, my parents wouldn't be tired, my sister wouldn't starve to death, and I wouldn't have gone to work in the oil mill, and I wouldn't have done the work that was beaten. If you have money, don't you have to beg for food? If you have money, you can buy ghosts and grind, and who in the world can't see money, how can I humiliate you if I give you a silver ticket?"
"Why don't you kiss when everyone sees Qianqin?" the mad beggar squinted and asked.
"You don't have to ask, of course kiss. After playing a plate of oil, I was so tired that my back hurt and my arms were sore, and the boss only gave me five cents, can I not kiss him?"
"A thousand taels of silver tickets are tens of millions of copper coins, why don't you want it?"
"You old man, why are you so confused. It's not something I earn from my work, and it's not something I earn from business, so how can I ask for it?"
"Do not want to do what you do not want. You don't want this silver ticket yourself, but you want to give it to me, it's not humiliating me, what is it?" said the madman angrily.
"You don't want this silver ticket, then tear it up!" Zheng En saw that he didn't want it, thinking that the thousand taels of silver tickets killed three people in an instant, stained with blood, he lost his temper, tore the silver ticket to pieces, and waved his hand into the air.
The crazy beggar's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had found something rare, and he looked at Zheng En from head to toe: "How can you be willing to tear up such a large amount of silver tickets?"
"It's not clean!
"Is it hard to work in an oil mill?"
"It's hard, but the workers are all the same!"
"What are you going to do next?"
"Wherever you go, you can live if you can!"
"You don't seem to be worried, do you?"
"What's the use of worrying, and you can't exchange it for spicy soup and steamed buns!"
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The mad beggar asked nonsense for a while, and laughed.
Zheng En was inexplicable: "Uncle, what are you laughing at?"
"It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, I can find it!" The crazy beggar pulled Zheng En like a little doll and jumped around, like a hungry cat catching a big mouse, reluctant to eat, and afraid that it would run.
"Find, what did you find?" Zheng En saw that his mood and anger changed in an instant, and his speech was indiscriminate, a little inexplicable.
"Poor food, bad food, more troubles, less happiness! Running around, hard to find, your treasure has fallen from the sky!"
"I, I'm your food?" Zheng Eun was so shocked that his eyes almost fell.
"Yes, the people of the world are full of copper stench, shameful and sour, and it is difficult to find a clean and sweet one, which makes me starve for many days. You're not polluted, you're not oily, you're not fat, you're not thin, you're not old or young, you're at a delicious age, I'm really blessed! Hahaha - I really want to take a bite now. Ahh
Zheng En heard the crazy beggar say that he wanted to use himself as food, and he was even more surprised than he saw the three people fighting for silver tickets just now, and he was already secretly preparing to find an opportunity to escape. When the mad beggar opened his mouth to bite him, he shrank suddenly, got under the armpit of the mad beggar, and ran desperately while shouting for mercy: "Don't eat me!
"You ran into me today, can you still run?" said the mad beggar, floated after Zheng En, reached out and clicked on the acupoint, grabbed it, grabbed it, grabbed it under his armpit, and flew towards the deep mountains and dense forests.
If you want to know what happened, please watch the next episode: Demon theory is difficult to tell.