You "mess up" with me, fake boxers defeat the real champion, and you only want to do a good job.

Known as the "chivalrous man of the rivers and lakes", Zhongzhou Songyue Golden Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt killed Niu Shen Quan Zhang across the mountain and came to compete with Dong Da and Dong Fa, the two sons of "Dong Oil", and the news of life and death had already spread all over the streets and alleys, Fangyuan villages and towns. Zheng En and the housekeeper came to the county seat, and there was already a sea of people in front of the ring, crowded and unmoving.

People in troubled times are bored, often do some nonsense to entertain themselves, what is better than drinking wine, eating buns, higher than chests, more meat, more hair than eyebrows, more twisting buttocks than waist - although Zheng En has never seen it, he has listened to a lot of small talk among his co-workers. Although he didn't know how to read a liter of big characters, his thinking was simple, and he had seen and heard little, although he felt strange about "pounding paste, chattering" and making such a big scene, but thinking about the owner's money and nowhere to spend, it was not bad to make the scene bigger and make everyone lively and have fun, so he happily cooperated.

Zheng En, dressed in a brand-new samurai costume, walked to the ring surrounded by two members of the Dong family, and Steward Lu, who acted as a commentator, held an iron trumpet and shouted:

"Dear masters, fellow villagers, and distinguished guests! The Qiaoshan County Folk Martial Arts Championship has been going on for five days, and we have enjoyed many dazzling and mysterious kung fu! Today is the last day, and it is also the climax of this competition! The world-famous Zhongzhou Songyue Golden Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt, known as the 'Heroes of the Rivers and Lakes,' defeated Niu Shen Fist across the mountain, and came from thousands of miles to fight and add luster to the ring. Heroic martial arts ancestor, profound internal strength, not only good at long-range strikes, but also good at hand-to-hand combat, its style of rigidity and softness, has won the title of Zhongzhou martial arts champion boxing champion, is a martial arts star who has risen in recent years! Look, he is on stage! Let us applaud and welcome!

The horn was facing the front of the stage, Zheng En was behind the stage, and before he heard what Steward Lu said, he was pushed into the ring by the family.

Zheng En remembered the words of 'Dong Oil' when he set off, and he was determined to do a good job and fight for 'Dong Oil'. When he got into the ring, he shook his spirits, held his head high, shook his arms, and took big strides, trying his best to make a Dongjiazhuang style of "Dong squeezing oil".

"Welcome strong man!" Steward Lu greeted Zheng En and spoke according to the horn.

"Slurry and blind!" This is the prescribed line, and it is also the work that Zheng En has to do, and he has repeated it hundreds of times in his heart, and he remembers it to death.

"Well, the name is in the right body, the word is in the form of virtue, the number is in the hall, and the name is not as good as the trumpet. Welcome to Zhongzhou Songyue, known as the 'Jianghu Knight', the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt that killed Niu Shen Fist Zhang across the mountain to the ring! Welcome, welcome!" Steward Lu rounded the loophole.

The contestants came to the stage to salute the referee and the audience, Zheng En came to "work", of course he didn't know, he just wanted to let him come to "mash the paste and chatter", there must be an object, right? Then he asked stupidly: "What about the work I want to do?"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Steward Lu had already prepared, and said unhurriedly: "Treat the game as a profession, and call the fight as work! Calling the opponent his own work to do, it can be seen that his boxing champion qualifications are old, and it can also be seen how humorous the hero is!" He turned to point to Dong Da, the eldest son of "Dong Zhuyou", who was shaking his arms and came to the stage, and shouted: "Look, our champion has come over! In the face of the challenge of a professional boxing champion, he is so calm and chic, as if he didn't pay attention to it at all." This reminds us of Changshan Zhao Zilong, Meng Zhang Fei, and Guan Yunchang in the Three Kingdoms era——"

In Steward Lu's explanation, Dong Daxiong walked to the stage with high spirits, raised his fists together and raised them to the audience, and before the county lieutenant who acted as the referee gave the order to start, he hit Zheng En with a hungry tiger.

"Okay, our champion has issued the first move with lightning speed! Strength, speed, accuracy, and skill, these four points are the essence of martial arts——"

Although Zheng En felt a little strange about what Steward Lu said, he thought that "pounding paste" was nonsense, messing around, and joking, and chattering was talking nonsense and blowing the atmosphere, which could only be understood as cooperating. Dong Da made a move when he came to power, and of course he had to figure it out from this angle.

In the oil mill, the workers are familiar with him and are not formal, and when they meet him at work, they greet him with a punch on the chest; when he is working, his position is in the way, and he will let him move when he kicks his buttocks; he is usually lonely, and he moves his hands and feet to each other, and it is entertainment to fight and make trouble. Therefore, Dong Da punched him in the chest, and he still regarded it as a meeting gift before 'pounding paste and chattering', grinning.

Steward Lu was about to praise Dong Da's boxing skills, but when he saw a punch come out, Zheng En didn't seem to feel anything, so he had to stop talking.

The audience just listened to Steward Lu's introduction to Zheng En, and saw that Zheng En was really calm, calm, and smiling, thinking that he was really very high in martial arts, and they all applauded loudly.

"Okay, let's make a move!"

"What a boxing style!"

"Laugh when you take a punch, iron cloth kung fu!"

Dong Da saw that the audience was cheering for Zheng En, and he was a little annoyed, and he was heartwarming to Zheng En's step. This foot carries the sound of the wind, and it has the strength of three or two hundred catties.

Steward Lu thought that Zheng En was going to fall this time, so he hurriedly explained: "The hand is two doors, and it is all based on the feet to hit people! There is truth in the void, there is fiction in the reality, and the truth is the key to martial arts! The master shakes a false punch, and the flying legs——"

Steward Lu is still explaining that Dong Da has already fallen.

In the oil mill, although the fights are mostly goodwill, it is not uncommon to cover them up with jokes and make fun of Zheng En or use them as punching bags. Zheng En's heart is down-to-earth, simple and naïve like a child who doesn't wake up, and he obviously feels ruthless and heavy-handed, but he never thinks he has malicious intentions.

At this time, although he was a living person and had already punched him, Zheng En felt that since he was working on the same stage, even if he was a worker, he was still playing around with his friends, and said in his heart: "This kick is heavier than a bag of sesame seeds, you have to use your crotch to catch it!"

He turned sideways, Dong Da's foot was kicking half of his ass, he pushed his hips like a bag, Dong Da floated up like a cotton bag, and lay on his back on the corner of the ring.

"Okay, deep internal strength!"

"What a move, eighteen clothes are falling!"

There was another round of applause from the audience.

Iron cloth shirt, Wangwen Shengyi means "wearing iron clothes", which means that the whole body is like steel to resist any attack by external forces. The practice of the iron cloth shirt is to wrap the soft cloth around the chest and back several times, and then rub it vigorously with your hands, and then do elbow and arm curling exercises. At night, it is advisable to use a hard wooden plank as a bed, so that the bones are often in contact with hard objects to sharpen, and the muscles and bones will gradually become solid after a long time. After that, the iron rod is inserted into the sand, and all kinds of kung fu are practiced on it, but when it is time to get off the pole, the upper body shoulders, back, chest, abdomen, arms and other parts of the sand are thrown into the sand, and then the soft cloth wrapped around the body is removed, and the wooden hammer is struck, and the luck is like the magic of strength. In this way, in another three years, the upper body will be as soft as cotton, and the iron cloth shirt will be trained. "Practice a breath inside, practice muscles and bones outside", the iron cloth shirt and the golden bell jar are one of the external skills of people who practice martial arts.

Eighteen falls in the clothes are martial arts to withdraw and change the shadow, take advantage of the momentum, detach and disshapet, introduce the miss, avoid the front and hide the sharp, dodge and turn away, to obliquely hit the positive, to break the positive, to clumsy with ingenuity, in the actual combat fighting, grasp the fleeting vacancy, flaws, force the lock, eliminate the fight at the same time, and force the enemy to fall the advanced exercises.

Zheng En has been transporting fertilizer since he was a child, digging the ground, raising the field, cutting wheat, carrying bags and hammers in the oil mill all year round, rolling in sesame seeds and peanuts, sleeping on stones and wooden boards, and polishing his muscles and bones all day long. What's more, in the past five years since he came to Dong's house, in order to work more and eat his stomach, he deliberately exercised himself and increased his strength. Dong Da is a rich son, he can't endure hardship, he can't stand it, although he has practiced martial arts for a few years, but he has embroidered his legs with fists, and of course he tickles Zheng En.

Most of the audience in the audience are laymen, and they hate the Dong family for being rich and unkind, of course, they are emotionally biased towards Zheng En, a "chivalrous man in the rivers and lakes", shouting and shouting to cheer for Zheng En, and praising Zheng En, a fake master who has never learned martial arts, as if he is a martial arts master who really has "iron cloth shirts" and "eighteen falls in clothes", making "Dong Squeeze Oil" tremble with anger and jump with his feet.

Dong Da was born in a rich family, pampered, only knew that martial arts had clever moves, and did not understand the hard kung fu obtained by hard training to deal with the enemy, and thought that his two moves were useless, so he got up from the ground in anger and shame, and did his master's teaching, chain punches, mandarin duck legs, elbow bottom cannons, and two kicks, one move after another, aimed at Zheng En's vital parts and fought desperately.

Zheng En was punched and kicked a few times before he began to get confused: "Isn't it 'pounding paste and chattering'? When you meet, pat your chest and kick your ass This is affection, but you can't kiss enough? Why do you want to do it again and again, as if you are desperate?"

While dodging, he thought: "The master is here to make paste, chatter, and amuse the audience." The audience is happy, even if I do a good job. No matter what he does, I have to do what the master tells me. ”

is also in a hurry, he remembered the "Upside Down Song" often sung by Xiao Liuzi, so he searched for the memorized words while dodging, and made up blindly, and sang nonsense:

"Mash the paste, pound the paste, and make gourds on the pomegranate tree;

Flying mosquitoes kick dead donkeys, ants arch down big sows;

The blowing urine bubbles sink to the bottom of the water, and the iron scales float on the water.

If you don't believe me, go find a stone and ask for clarification!"

He saw that the other party didn't stop if he didn't reply, he was a little confused, and wanted to get angry, but when he thought that the master and the housekeeper personally sent the work, there would be no mistake, not to mention that he attached so much importance to himself, so good, so he held back and found his own fault: "He came to nag nonsense, I said mashing paste, he probably wasn't happy, right? Anyway, chattering is pounding paste, it's all nonsense and jokes, I'll change the statement!"

As he thought so, he exclaimed:

"Don't be angry, don't get angry, let's not mess around.

Let's talk nonsense, the stove guy grows peaches.

Add water to the pot and sprinkle seeds, and the bottom of the pot will burn the fire to grow seedlings;

Cucumber seedlings sprang out of the stove door, and a bunch of gourds were formed......"

Zheng En didn't fight back, he had to use his brain to think of words, and his reaction was naturally slow, Dong Da took the opportunity to kill him and punched him in the nose, and blood gushed out in an instant.

Northerners and southerners have different personalities. Northerners are rough, bold, upright, and open-minded, while southerners are delicate, thoughtful, and intelligent. When confronted with disputes, most of the southerners are arrogant at the beginning and stool at the sight of blood, while the northerners are just the opposite, and they are on the sex when they see blood.

Zheng En is a typical northerner character, and when he sees that he is injured and bleeding, he becomes angry.

Most of the people are stubborn, and they don't get on fire easily, and they can't be extinguished if they get on fire.

Zheng En wiped his face, saw a hand of blood, and scolded in his heart: "His grandmother's, what kind of work is he doing with me, why is he desperate? The old man takes a fancy to me and asks me to do this work, I represent Dongjiazhuang, and I can't lose my master's face! Smash him like an anvil!"

"'Slurry Blindness', 'Paste Blindness', 'Paste Blindness'......" he shouted in his mouth, and his two arms seemed to grab the two fifty-pound oil hammers, and they slammed the fork at Dong Dazheng.

Two hundred pounds of sacks, Zheng En picked it up like throwing a pillow, plus the perennial oil hammer, the arms are very flexible and dexterous, plus the fire in the heart at this time, the power is much more than when the oil is played, Dong Da is a delicate son, but learn some fist embroidery legs, Mengdada's tricks, how to resist?

Dong Da only felt dazzled, as if thousands of iron shovels flew in the air, smashing straight towards his body, and before he could decide what to do, his head was bleeding and he fell into the ring.

Dong Da's younger brother Dong Fa saw his brother fall, and rushed to the stage with a loud roar, Zheng En didn't care about his punches and legs, he just stepped forward and grabbed it, screaming "paste and blind", throwing a sack like a hand, Dong Fa floated to the stage like a kite.

The applause from the audience came and went.

Seeing that the two sons fell in an instant, life and death were unpredictable, he rolled his eyes in anger, and kept twitching like crazy.

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